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>Your dead ex-wife wants to kill you!

WTF do you do in a situtation like this?
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>>215286397
nothing, I'm a virgin
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I wait for some entirely contrived situation to save me like taking advantage of how easy it is to summon a giant monster in the middle of a room.
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>>215286397
Make up sex
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>>215286397
Monica? Fuck her to death. Again.
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>>215286397
Being married was absolutely horrible. I still have nightmares about my ex-wife coming back into my life to show off whatever new guy she's with. That divorce taught me all women are truly evil. I hope to never experience something like that again
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>>215286441
Why even live?
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>>215286963
The fuck?
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>>215286397
The only way bellucci would be my EX-wife would be my death
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>>215287073
Yes it would include the fuck
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>>215286999
My ex married a guy she met in the suicide ward after she started swallowing everything in the medicine cabinet when I told her I was done with her bullshit and was leaving her. Surprisingly, seven years down the line and not only are they both still alive, but they're even still together.
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>>215286397
They hyped her as the big bad villain but she did nothing. BJ could beat her at any moment.
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>>215287073
well said
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>>215286397
I cry tears of joy as she actually acknowledges me for a change
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>>215286397
Every man deals with this in one way or the other
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>>215286397
run
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>>215286397
Lick her pussy.
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Burn her a 3rd time
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>>215286397
I'm shocked at how good she still looks. She's not ageless or anything she definitely looks old now but still absolutely fuckable
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>>215287147
what about the cum
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>>215286963
what if she doesn't believe you?
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>>215286999
>That divorce taught me all women are truly evil.
yeah man I'm sure you weren't the problem. What a waste of trips
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>>215290786
Plausible that he was the problem, but its always more likely that women are the problem.
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>>215286999
youre a fucking pussy.
Imagine not manhandling her into submission. be a man!
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what an absolutely worthless character. god that movie was so shitty
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>>215286931
They forgot about this side plot until the third act, went "Oh shit we gotta wrap up this ex-wife story!"
and went "I dunno, a sandworm shows up, people remember that from the first one"
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train with kami a little bit then go down and beat ass.
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>>215286397
>someone actually married me
Don’t give me hope
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>>215286397
take off with her feet for one final night of passion
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>>215286397
>Your dead ex-wife wants to kill you!
>WTF do you do in a situtation like this?

Kill her again.
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>>215286397
Ask her if she would like to try again. It's not like I've had anyone better and she clearly hasn't either
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>>215287361
looks like they excised the problems in their lives my man
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>>215286397
Rape



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