>Your dead ex-wife wants to kill you!WTF do you do in a situtation like this?
>>215286397nothing, I'm a virgin
I wait for some entirely contrived situation to save me like taking advantage of how easy it is to summon a giant monster in the middle of a room.
>>215286397Make up sex
>>215286397Monica? Fuck her to death. Again.
>>215286397Being married was absolutely horrible. I still have nightmares about my ex-wife coming back into my life to show off whatever new guy she's with. That divorce taught me all women are truly evil. I hope to never experience something like that again
>>215286441Why even live?
>>215286963The fuck?
>>215286397The only way bellucci would be my EX-wife would be my death
>>215287073Yes it would include the fuck
>>215286999My ex married a guy she met in the suicide ward after she started swallowing everything in the medicine cabinet when I told her I was done with her bullshit and was leaving her. Surprisingly, seven years down the line and not only are they both still alive, but they're even still together.
>>215286397They hyped her as the big bad villain but she did nothing. BJ could beat her at any moment.
>>215287073well said
>>215286397I cry tears of joy as she actually acknowledges me for a change
>>215286397Every man deals with this in one way or the other
>>215286397run
>>215286397Lick her pussy.
Burn her a 3rd time
>>215286397I'm shocked at how good she still looks. She's not ageless or anything she definitely looks old now but still absolutely fuckable
>>215287147what about the cum
>>215286963what if she doesn't believe you?
>>215286999>That divorce taught me all women are truly evil.yeah man I'm sure you weren't the problem. What a waste of trips
>>215290786Plausible that he was the problem, but its always more likely that women are the problem.
>>215286999youre a fucking pussy. Imagine not manhandling her into submission. be a man!
what an absolutely worthless character. god that movie was so shitty
>>215286931They forgot about this side plot until the third act, went "Oh shit we gotta wrap up this ex-wife story!"and went "I dunno, a sandworm shows up, people remember that from the first one"
train with kami a little bit then go down and beat ass.
>>215286397>someone actually married meDon’t give me hope
>>215286397take off with her feet for one final night of passion
>>215286397>Your dead ex-wife wants to kill you!>WTF do you do in a situtation like this?Kill her again.
>>215286397Ask her if she would like to try again. It's not like I've had anyone better and she clearly hasn't either
>>215287361looks like they excised the problems in their lives my man
>>215286397Rape