If someone made a movie about your life, Would it be worth watching?
>>215292424Sure if you condensed all the fun bits there'd be 2 hours worth of content. I once got into a fight with a math teacher
>>215292424They already have
>man grows up to achieve dream of never leaving house except to buy foodVery inspiring coming-of-age story
No
>>215292424You could make an entertaining and half-decent cautionary tale/coming of age movie about my adolescence and early adulthood. My adulthood is terminally boring. Less happens in the average day than in the average student short film.
>>215292424>story of guy who had all the help he could get just to fail anywayprobably not
>>215292424Yes, As a comedy absolutely. I have 5 life goals that are pretty badass but im not close to achieving most of them.
>>215292424Our lives are not separate from each other.
Im a recovering addict and a felon on a comeback arc now so maybe, but the happy ending would be me just obtaining an average life with a 5/10 gf and being a good father
The 40 Year Old Virgin proved people will be willing to watch a movie about me.
>>215292605But is your elderly virginity actually funny or just sad?
NoNEET life is a nightmareDon't fall for the memes
It would just be 2 hours of a guy sitting in front of computer every day for 20 years, so probably not.
YEAAHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm98_VEvin8
>>215292424>be firearm instructor and competetive shooter>pretty good at national level>cops take away my gun loicense over a formality>refuse to give it back, even though I'm legally entitled to it>case goes all the way to the whole country's chief of police>answer still no>lose career>lose passion>almost attempt suicide>lose fiancee after the near attempt, she calls the cops knowing it will most likely kill whatever little chance i have of getting loicense back, ghosts me on the spot after 11 years together since we were teenagers, threatens to call the cops when i try to make up>rock bottom>denied the suicide attempt when the cops came>get my shit together, accept I'm probably not getting my guns back>parents very supportative and acommodating, get into the family business>miracoulsly win in court even though it was hopeless>cops still trying to fuck me over by appealing psych tests and sending me to their won shrink>pass anyways by making the shrink aware I'm recording everything>cops begrudingly give loicense back>new career in the family business, better prospects, but can still go back to instructing any time i want>back to competing>in the process of suing the absolute shit out of the state for compensation>fiancee will be a witness, called the cops on me when i send a letter to inform her of thisyeah I'd say it's kino materialthanks for reading my blog
>>215292424It'd be pretty funny desu
>>215292524never ever
there'd be a lot of filler
>>215292424>Fat Retard: A Manlet Story
Absolutely. In fact, I'm watching that movie in my head right now.
All the sex ive had with prostitutes and sluts on tinder you could make a decent porno low budget film
>>215292424>troubled family life>drug abuse>mental breakdowns >militant political activism>worked security in bars and clubs>saw active combat in the middle eastNot to toot my own horn here but i think it would be worth watching
>>215292424I'd be interested to see what they do, yeah.
>>215292424my whole life condensed into a movie, probably not. but if you zoom in and focus on certain things, maybe. could do a kind of coming-of-age meets Fear and Loathing thing, but with a tragic twist when the best friend character dies and then the final act being the main character's psychedelic soaked hobo phase as he copes and processes it all. the years before and after that are pretty boring though.
>>215292424it would be very lynchian
I guess my 20’s-30’s would make a good movie, but in retrospect I was cringe. At least I lived as a proud white man rather than a broccoli haired brown zoomie mumbling rap lyrics like 67.
>>215292424most peoples lives would be pretty fucking boring, anon. Though a good Director could probably still manage.
>>215292424>man stares at screens for 21 yearsdoesn't sound too engaging
>>215292424If it was focused on my elementary school antics, I could see it being a cute kids movie. Have the movie end when me and my first best friend graduated 3rd grade and I got to the after school fair for the first time (I was not allowed to the previous years end of school year fairs because I had anger management problems, generally misbehaving and did terribly in school up to that point)
>>215293170Well when you waste your youth on drugs streetfights and vandalism it makes for good film, not a good life though.
>got stabbed as a teenager>Brother has severe mental illness that he never took medication for. I have ptsd>Copious amounts of drugs and alcohol >Bisexual. Fuck Asians exclusively >Had a car accident when I hit a kangaroo >Shitty repetitive office jobs despite studying at uniKino
Of course not
>>215293230How tf do you even remember shit from 3rd grade? What was so important that 3rd grade stands out. How old are you
>>21529329225It’s not like I have an encyclopedic knowledge of those years. I admit I forget more and more every year, but I remember it being a time full of pranks, good friends, and heartwarming moments.And lusting after my big titted P.E. teacher
>>215292424People would complain that the film should have ended halfway through, but those who stick around gave it a cult following.
>>215293372>but those who stick around gave it a cult following.Lmao
>>215292424Everyone else would probably laugh but for me it’s pretty painful.
>>215292443I once convinced all my friends to each buy hundreds of feeder crickets from a local pet store and turn them loose in their respective classes. The school became absolutely infested with chirpy niggas. The school was baffled.>chirp>chirp>chirp>chirp
>>215292424No.
>>215292811Wow I've never owned a gun but I had no clue the 2nd amendment was so unpopular with cops. Fuck them. Good for you getting your God given weapons back.
>>215293170No such thing as a bad story, just poorly told ones. In the right hands even the smallest events in the life of the least interesting people can be engrossing.
>>215292424It would be the greatest film ever put to screen, if done honestly and I don't get mythologized like a fag
>>215293482Nta, but I've been inspired to make a film about a guy who needs a film made about him badly. Hint: he died a long while ago and was quite colorful.Certain scenes are clear as crystal in my head.
imagine that part in the middle of the movie when the protagonist gf starts fingering him while sucking his cock and the dude enjoys it so much that one year later he breaks up with her and starts getting fuck by grinder dude. That would be a fun movie lmfao
>>215293488>It would be the greatest film ever put to screen,What kind of life have you lived?
>>215293502Write it down.
>>215292522Isn’t there a video just like this where the dog bites his dick?
>>215293547Don't need to. It's almost as if my mind has time traveled to a time when I actually made the entire thing. It'll feel somewhat like a 70s movie, but look more like an 80s movie, photographically, but the type of precision in the fighting (it will have lots of that) is going to be something special. Sure to be controversial because even his death was so.
>>215293190You just had to one up this anon >>215292690
>>215292424It would be a slow burn psychiatrical horror
>>215293597Your life sounds like style over substance ngl
>>215293562If you intend to make a movie from it you will need a script. Write it down.
People would walk out on the trailer
Probably not. It's like Boyhood. Nobody cares unless there's some gruesome murder or rape to the story. I think there should be a movie focusing on the total blue-bloods - those who never experience society outside of their inoculated private schools and colleges. Basically another "American Psycho" to examine how inhuman these people really are
>>215292424it would be kino until the post 2017 arc
>>215293637Ok, but to be fair I'm currently writing a book on a different topic. Guess it won't kill me to write another page a day.
>>215292424>four hour film that follows a autistic Australian alcoholic who tries to fuck lesbians and Lebanese chicks and is on a steadily increasing downward spiral>Soundtrack by Mindless Self Indulgence I’d watch it, I won’t be happy but I’d watch it. Maybe it will become a cult classic in twenty years time once the future incels and E-hoes discover it
>>215293623I'm okay with that
>>215293690Is your image real?
> it's the scene where I made one at the time seemingly insignificant decision that resulted in my NEET virgin ass getting a career, married and starting a family years laterKino... KINOOOOOO
It's the Machinist except instead of running over a kid and spiraling into a nightmarish fugue state he just stays home and plays folk songs and nothing bad happens.
>>215293760>insignificant decisionWhich one was it anon?
>>215293755Yes, Amblypygi are renowned ciggy fiends. They particularly like American Spirt blues
>>215293774I decided to try, anon
>>215292811id pirate it and probably lose interest before the ending>>215293447depends on areas, my town local cops love shooting but only ever shoot their fudd rifles and pistols once a year, but next town over is full of lefty cops where blacks do no wrong and everything 2nd amendment is le bad. then town up north the forest cops love shooting my guns if they come check out why i am blasting 30rds at 3am with night vision
>>215292811Lmao you are so in love with yourself.
>>215293447Not american. The cops here are very anti-gun, and unfortunately in charge of licensing.>>215294038Well yeah, only right way to be, and i can say it as someone who also hated himself for a good while. I've seen the grass on both sidse and it's greener here. Do you not love yourself?
>>215292424Maybe, but I no longer fight perfidious shadow niggers on the astral plane and demons no longer attempt to torment me. I kind of miss them. I nearly died and I feel like the highest portion of my soul has already left my body. It's boring now
>>215294405it's fine to love yourself. it's another thing to be in love with your self.
>>215294648Meaningless semantics, spare me
>>215293760>the scene right after where he wakes up
>>215292424Nope
> get a girl pregnant in college & run away with her for two months > the baby dies as a miscarriage & relationship falls apart after 2 years of comfy > becomes a private chef, a lot of fun & crazy stories of getting drunk for the first time & cabin fever > COVID ends, gets a job in the big city, leading to alcoholic era from the age of 23-25. Dates dream goth girl & loses her (still not over her to this day) leading to loss of a job & first heavy depression winter > grandpa dies, moves & gets a new job at his dream restaurant & rekindles love with his college gf that he got pregnant.> gets fired, goes through another breakup but gets hired at a place where every employee is a young party animal, leading to alcoholic era, act 2 electric boogaloo from the age of 25-27 all while meeting a cute goth girl leading into a relationship a year passes & hes back to being alone & unemployed > starts working off the depression by working incredibly hard for this company, moving up the ranks & dates a hot Colombian girl, they end up planning to marry but he eventually gets fired & calls off the engagement due to incompatibility > ends up alone, but the stress of being overworked gets to him, starts an alcoholic era part 3. Without a woman to keep him in check the best part comes out where he gets into many bar fights, arrested twice, black out drunk countless times, totals his car into a building, gets mugged 4 times, gets shot at, steals a car, beds a few very attractive women giving him a false sense of confidence that leads him to date a hot goth girl out of his league, she sees his mugshot & leaves him, the depression affects his work quality & he gets fired > movie ends as he turns 29, released from jail a day after his birthday, smoking weed, watching free movies on Tubi, learns to play guitar again, stops drinking to only smoke weed, cooks every meal, works at a bar next door & his “bedroom” is just one of the couches in the living room
>>215292424from a case study perspective, maybe
>>215294713not meaningless at all.
>>215292424Yes>be born with deformed right hand, only has 2 fingers>first kiss in kindergarten but dont lose virginity til 19>play in band in 20s>do masters in the arctic and get appendicitus, flown to nearest hospital>have lots of kinky sex in public places>fall out of tree an break my humerus in half while working as an arborist>one month later dad is diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, had no symptoms, discovered it on accident>am now here in mid 30s
>>215292811Uk?
Reading these stories and contemplating my own life I realize that male experience is suffering with or without a purpose.There are no famous female hermits. Only men. Women are the eternal NPC.
>>215294873Poland, way less cucked than UK. Pretty sure brits couldn't have this period. I feel for them.
>>215295087Suffering is just a diagnostic tool, it's literally just feedback so you know what to avoid. Embrace it, it's good for you.
>>215295207So you're telling me to avoid starving niglets in Africa. Will do.
>>215292811>>215292424I'd watch it
>>215295207If I strive and achieve I sufferIf I don’t do shit I also suffer
>>215295333You probably should avoid their fate, yes.>>215295361You suffer so you keep striving and achieving, but you also get satisfaction and happiness when you achieve. It's like complaining you get hungry when starving and also eventually get hungry again if you eat.
>>215292424only if you've enjoyed solving the Rubik's.
>>215292424Maybe if some people need an advice on how to deal with panic attacks.
>>215295513I have a math nerd friend who forces his kids to do the Rubik’s cube to teach them math. One of his sons got vaxxed and is learning disabled but he keeps on him every day about the cube.>you just need to learn the algorithms to it sonHe has many, many different cubes of different sizes to teach with.
>>215295513i enjoy shoving frozen corn cobs up my ass and spinning it around like im trying to play with a dreidel
I worked for bounty hunters for 3 months catfishing criminals
>>215292424>move to foreign country my parents are from at 11 (Denmark)>struggle to develop normally socially due to language barrier>fall into sketchy friend group as a teenager>entertaining black comedy about struggles with addiction and homelessness>ends with protagonist finally straightening up by getting a blue collar job and just enjoying the weekendsCould be alright with the right people behind it. Not too dramatic, something mellow like Trees Lounge, could be a decent flick
>>215292424>normal childhood with a few stand out things >painfully average middle and high school with a few stand out things >introvert college lifestyle with a few stand out thingts It would be middle tier and I would not watch it.
>>215292424Define your life when there are two hemispheres in parallel, with one curbing the arc of a circle.
>>215292424I mean I'd watch it, but it's my life, so I suppose I'd have an obligation to. My life troubles me, but I think it's only because I view it through the lens of perpetual frustration mixed with intense denial and blind optimism. Intense internal mood swings. I've always wanted to be taken seriously, but I feel like I'm too meek and mild-mannered to be anything but "the friendly guy." I don't think I live a bad life at all, it could always be worse, but I guess it could be better too. Life is real confusing.
>>215292424I need an entire youtube channel with interlude movies throughout for visual flavour, 3d computer animation, it's probably the norm in 2100, but everyone's interest would be segmented.
none of your business nigger
There’s thousands of wanna be influncers trying and failing every day
>>215293042That’s the chud version of Al Bundys 4 touchdowns in a single game
