>could use just 1 stone to kill thanos but decides to suicide instead
>>215293459The wasn't any clear rules to begin with.
>>215293459lame that one of the powers of the Infinity Stones isn't "protect me from the effects of the Infinity Stones"
>>215293459Thanos almost lost to Iron Man and everyone in Infinity War with three stones. Tony wasn't going to take that chance the other way.
>>215293516It was a dumb plot device, it makes zero sense for the stones to kill or hurt the user like that. That's not how it works in the comics.
and i, am steel fella. *SNAP*
>>215293540Comics are irrelevant, they are source material but they didn't adapt it word to word. Ironman killing himself by using them for such small wish is actually dumb, should've been better executed. Like either Thanos gravely wounds him before he used them or whatever.
all the hamburgers i want *SNAP*
>>215293459He got all burnt up like Kobe Bryant haha
Didn't he wish for everyone back + Thanos gone? Also Tony didn't have the Infinity Gauntlet.
>Jarvis, give me immortality and a huge dick.
>>215293459No FUCK that stupid ass shit. You know what really doesn't make sense? Thanos' goal. Le wipe out half the universe to help the hungry when he could just double it. He could take over and become a wise leader if we cared so fucking much but no he is brain dead. At least comic book Thanos was actually admitting to being evil. Then you have brainlets screaming "Infinity War IS COOL!" and what the fuck were the writers/directors on?
>>215293599Nigger!
>>215293828>help the hungry when he could just double it.double the hungry? how would that solve anything?
>>215293866Double the resources you brainlet.
>>215293873Fuck he 1000 times it. Seriously what dumbass. MCU fags really are retarded.
>>215293459I forgot, aren't the stones removable after use?
>>215293828they should've had him simp for lady death and get cucked by deadpool
tfw never watched this movie and never will
Leave me the last man on earth *snap*
>>215293886>bloody benchod he 1000times it why didn't he redeem sarhe should have just wipe out indians and indian tier alien races
>>215293538I'm gayer for knowing this
my lower jaw literally unhinged from my skull when this happened
>>215293942yes you did troon, and your taste in movies is even worse than this.
I watched the scene again and timed it. It takes a full fucking minute for Robert Downsyndrom Jr to say "and............I...................am.....................................iron man" all dramatically before finally snapping his fucking fingers. Thanos was standing like two feet away from him, why didn't he just punch his head off before he could do it instead of just standing there staring like a big purple fucktard.
>>215293996but did you expel every bodily fluid?
>>215294008>sees a random post on the internet>immediately starts thinking about tranniesAt a certain point you have to recognize how deranged this pattern of behavior is.
so tired of bait threads bros wish /tv/ was fun again instead of constant seething :(
>>215294029it is fun
>>215294011The same reason Thor didn't finish Thanos off in the first film and instead sat there dramatically while he taunted him with a one liner. Dumb slop.
>>215293599>Comics are irrelevantThat's like saying the Bible is irrelevant to the Passion of Christ. Brainlet.
>>215293459>could ________________________ but decides to suicide insteadjust like me
>>215294011I wouldn't say a minute, but Thanos had much longer than that to get the stones off the now disabled and dying Stark to simply reverse what he just did.
>>215293828Marvel having aliens is fucking retarded and anyone still watching these shows after that's been established is doubly retarded. Why does anyone in the audience care about Peter Parker having girl problems or missing college classes because he was beating up a pick pocket when aliens with FTL travel are a fucking thing. Marvel people know that not only is there life out there, we've met it, and a lot of it is hostile and outnumbers us by every metric many many MANY times over. Everyone in Marvel should be going through existential dread. As soon as the events of the first Avengers happened Earth should've been rapidly accelerating into a borderless militarized super state where Tony Stark and the other geniuses are getting us out into space.
>>215293750He copied the Gauntlet bro he's just that smart. The official reason given is that "hummies are too weak to hold the stones."
>>215294095>As soon as the events of the first Avengers happened Earth should've been rapidly accelerating into a borderless militarized super stateWatchmen did it.
>>215294095A good point on why spiderman and the MCU should not connect. Just call Hulk to kill his enemies next time.
>>215294095Most of the intergalactic aliens are too disorganized and the ones that are usually don't care too much about Earth, it's just a small dumb planet. Also in the comics most aliens already engage in Earth through cover means and proxy warfare; canonically aliens created the mutants, and then there are the inhumans, the eternals, and the skrull engaging in shenanigans.
CONSEQUENCE FREE SEX WITH WIDOW *SNAP*
>>215294095Aliens are just another threat when you have humans with the power to cause earthquakes or melt cities with their barehands, and then you have demons, vampires, and everything else.
>>215294050Is it relevant though? Can't a film maker do whatever they want? There's no Silver surfer, adam warlock, Death or Mephisto in infinity war/Endgame. You can't argue the logic of the comic book against the logic of the films, they do different things.
>>215294166You can point to the dumb decisions of the movie makers that have clear solutions in the source material.
>>215294095There probably are aliens in real life that can travel faster than the speed of light and you care about stupid shit like criticisms of comicbook movies on the internet. Even if you think that's not true, you know half the world's population and civilization as we know it could be destroyed by nuclear weapons tomorrow. Yet, you care about your stupid little job (or lack thereof), your bitchy little girlfriend (or lack thereof), and running on the hamster wheel at the gym (or not, fatboy).
>>215294095That Agents of SHIELD show that went off the rails in later seasons had some time travel plot about the Earth breaking up in the future and aliens and humans living in the detritus asteroids. It was pretty cool for a time.
>>215294230Wow you're so cool for tripfagging youre really cool "anon" wink wink heh heh i think i might go see what else you posted in the archive because you're so interesting i want to know everything YOU'VE ever said
>>215294247That will probably take you longer than you have been alive, anon-kohai.
>>215293934Actually would have liked to see the Lady Death simping angle after Cate Blanchett's performance in Ragnorok. Didn't have to be full comic book silliness, but having them interact in some way would have been cool.>and yeah I know Hela is not the same as Mistress Death in the comics, but close enoughInstead of that being Thanos' original intent and quest, just reverse it where Hela gets the hots for Thanos AFTER he kills half the universe. Like maybe instead of "I don't even know who you are" Thanos, she turns out to be alive after the destruction of Asgard and shows up on Thanos' retirement planet and resurrects his decapitated body. Maybe playing Thanos like Vala in Stargate Continuum because she wants to kill the other half of the universe, (and even Thanos thinks that's fuck nuts):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8M_e2xae5oMaybe the snap could resurrect her or revive her damaged body since she's the Goddess of Death. Half the universe dying would be like a massive recharge + defribulator paddles. Also knows where to find Thanos due him being the cause.One of the coolest things in the original comics was different people getting the gauntlet and people trying to double-cross each other. Basically Hela could serve the combined roles of Mistress Death, Mephisto, and even the dearly missed Dr. Doom and all his beautiful power-grubbing fuckery in that story.
>>215294403Eh, giving Death a speaking role would be even shittier. Hela was also already a cringe character in the way she was set up, so it would be terrible. The cool thing about Lady Death is how mysterious she is and how Thanos is constantly trying to get her attention and she keeps negging him (Jim Starling was literally doing drugs when writing those books), but i guess that would be too esoteric for capeshit slop to watch with the kids on saturday night.
>>215293540>It was a dumb plot device, it makes zero sense for the stones to kill or hurt the user like thatThese movies are lowest common denominator cape shit and you retards STILL don't pay attention to them. The stones were never invented to be put into a gauntlet. Some madman created it to channel their powers but this was never by design so it makes sense that it could kill the person who uses it
>>215294256kek
>>215294164I can smell the curry from this post
>>215294488>Some madmanIt was Eitri the dwarf, a master craftsman of Asgard. >you retards STILL don't pay attention to themWe did, it's still retarded.
>>215294256Still doesn’t make tripfagging any less embarrassing. Maybe Reddit or Bluesky is more up your alley, please fuck off.
>>215294526>>215294526>It was Eitri the dwarf, a master craftsman of Asgard.Yes you have to be a madman to harness the power of a star for your blacksmith shit>We did, it's still retarded.No you didn't but now you know
>>215294554You're pretending a Disney's Marvel's flick is some deep shit that you need to read a wikipedia to understand? lmao. Everyone gets it, we just know it's dumb. It's not a dick, kid, don't take it so hard.
>>215294460>The cool thing about Lady Death is how mysterious she is and how Thanos is constantly trying to get her attention and she keeps negging himFunny, I found that the weakest part of that story, and made Thanos look like a pretty lame cuck at the end of the day.Also was thinking by killing the other half of the universe Hela could achieve godhood - like Mistress Death's cosmic power level, like actually become THE cosmic entity Death, so that would be her motivation, and the ultimate combination of the two characters. Half the universe dying gave her a taste of it like Yulaw gets in 'The One'. Then she's the 'big bad' in the last film after she betrays Thanos.>starts out looking like she just wants to be Thanos' main squeeze helping him get the Infinity Stones back so he can kill half the universe again>betrays him and is going to kill the whole universe>OH SHI-Simpler than all the time travel shit and especially NuThanos completely changing his character and mission while repeating his new catch phrase specifically designed for Tony Stark's non sequitur one-liner. I've been a big IRON MAN fag from way before the MCU even existed and that shit still never sat right with me.
>>215294595>is some deep shitNo my point was the opposite calling you a retard for not understanding something so basic from the lowest common denominator of entertainment
>>215294606(You) are indian, and and i'm not going to entertain you anymore. Bye.
>>215294600>made Thanos look like a pretty lame cuck at the end of the dayThat's Thanos in a nutshell. It's like a greek myth where the all powerful god being is cucked by a weird weakness. Just like how Dr. Doom is so smart but his ego always gets in the way.
>>215294621>he's so mad he's going with the "calling the other guy an Indian" routeI accept your concession retard bye
>>215294642It's still anti-dramatic to watch some faggot having a one-sided conversation with himself.If you want to be that much of a loser just stand outside her window with a boombox above your head like a normal titanic virgin.
>>215293538STAR LORD I STILL DONT FORGIVE YOU.
>>215293828wont the population just grow to the same amount againwhat's the point?
>>215293540>it makes zero sense for the stones to kill or hurt the user like thatUsing something that alters reality itself, with the user acting as the axis from which some horrific cosmic force is unleashed, totally exposed with the raw magic stones sitting in some fucking gauntlet, should absolutely fuck your shit up. That would be like a Warhammer wizard channeling all 8 winds of magic at once and walking away unscathed, you only get to do that shit if you're Teclis or a fatass frog.
>>215293750Hulk already bring everyone back at that point, to beat Thanos they don't even need to make a wish, they could give back stone of time to Dr. Strange and maybe let Ms. Marvel use power stone.
>>215294050Infinity war isn't fucking bible, they use comic book characters and their most popular stories to make modern movie slop, it's not a fucking base for religion. If you want you compare it to bible then it's how bible characters and myths used in modern media, like Japanese anime and video games.
>>215294860Even worse they have space travel and space is... infinite. At a point what is the resource war so long as there's fuel to keep traveling?
>>215293599>Comics are irrelevant, they are source material but...aight stopped reading
>>215295155A better wish would have been "remove half the universe's population and limit it at that amount going forward"yeah a bit wordy but not fucking retarded
>>215294985Bro it's literally the most powerful thing in the universe, i'm pretty sure it could, you know, not destroy you as a feature. That's literally how it is in the comics. I don't give a shit about movie director's pretentious attempt at making things "realistic." It's a comic book, loser.
>>215293459was pretty easily coerced by strange to kill himself
>>215293828You can't just double the amount of matter/energy in the universe, it's gotta come from somewhere.
>>215295320Can't we just take it from your mother
>>215293599People like you are the reason that shit like Fant4stic 2015 got made.
>>215295609sure, and it's not the (((investors))) that wanted itby investors I mean hollyjews if it wasn't clear
>>215294403I really hate they killed characters off just to immediately bring them back. Thanos dies, j/k he's back. Loki dies..... j/k he's back.Loki easily could have taken on the role of Mephisto. Followed Thanos around, make it more a pet/slave situation. Hela, I don't know, could be interesting. Then, you get to Endgame where Thanos has his farm and he could make a deal for his life, Thor spares him for Loki. Robbing the avengers a rematch with the Thanos that beat him was a pretty shit thing to do in Endgame. It just turned the movie into fan service. Hela could work a bit, but it's unneeded. Thanos thought the universe would thank him for his deed, but he was wrong.
>>215293516>>215293459>lame that one of the powers of the Infinity Stones isn't "protect me from the effects of the Infinity Stones"In the original comics, the infinity Stones had no backlash or side effects for the user. Anyone could use them. That's what made them so desired.The movies added the whole "the stones are so powerful they kill the user" lore on their own. The directors added that rule for drama.
>>215293459there was no reasonable power scaling so I don't know what each one could realistically do and how permament the effects are
>>215295245that is the worst wig I have ever seen
>>215296235the power stone alone is too much for mortals to handle and it's the one Thanos starts with. Tony cant use that one without dying, 5 more is quite a toll.
I want all the chicken wings *snap*
