I am better todayNominated:>Sam>NancyPrevious: >>215281660
PREVIOUSLY:>The housemates competed in their shopping task>They had to act out a hospital, with some housemates being nurses, some being patients, and some being doctors>Teja was difficult through the whole thing proving she has whing-itis>They passed the task and have a luxury shopping budgetTONIGHT: >Sam and Nancy are up for eviction.. or so they think>The audience is in fact voting for one of them to go to the secret room with two former housemates>Vote who should go to the secret room here: https://www.itv.com/vote/bb
They're here to save the series
She's gunning for Caroline
Live stream summary
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>>215303524>>215303552We could have had it all...
i remembered at 9pm!whooooa mr vegas
why's that funny?
Please be kind and spoiler it if you know what's happening as I don't
>>215303297Why is there a live audience for a fake eviction?
Audience dinnae give a fuck
>>215303720Ching Chong dies in the Squid Game finale.
i want to FUCK nancy
>>215303363Why have they leaked this? I mean why not tell us who's getting evicted. Don't understand spoiling your own show.
>>215303727Well if there's no audience the housemates might suspect
Nancy's arse, phwoar!
>>215303720Yeah sorry I just decided to post it because its all over now as ITV are dumb and revealed it themselves rather than keeping it a surprise. So I thought people would come in already talking about comig in.
me@nancy>oi'd, dew, eeeEEverything to yew
>>215303761I guess it was to avoid a leak but that doesn't make sense because the main assumption was that it would be Farida and Ryan.
>>215303761Dunno if you've noticed but ITV is not smart
ONSTAGRAAM
>>215303793I still haven't seen it I hid the post before I sawI know two people are going in from before but don't know who exactly just that they were evicted early
>>215303797I'd cum in Nancy if you know what I mean.
>>215303828Well I won't say going forward. But yeah I probably should have kept it secret but I assumed someone would have blurted it out
Nice to know Elsa is flexible
how has zelah got that strong a jaw? does test just do that to you?
>>215303727>>215303769Remember when Dexter Koh got sent to the Secret House back in 2013. He genuinely thought he was being evicted until Emma Willis told him the truth and then he started crying. Shit was fucking kino!
Worth it?
>>215303761Yeah if they never officially revealed it, and it was a leak, I wouldn't have posted it but since its official I went ahead. I thought they'd just announce it straight up when the show started but they're acting weird and acting like it's still a surprise.
>>215303879Fuuuuck no. Never stick your dick in crazy
have taken to covering the portion of my laptop screen with my hand whenever sam is on. would love this to be a real eviction to get him out
>>215303875Remember the first ever secret house in BB5 where Emma got so excited about it, bounced up and down and her tits came out live on air?
that uber train advert just made me laugh uncontrollably
>>215303875Big Brother 6's had a Garden of Eden theme and they could only wear this leaf themed underwear
>>215303958i want to go back
>>215303958Oh shit Orlaith was fuckable
>Who do you want to be sent to the secret room?Fucking nobody, I want one of those cunts evicted
Force of habit I suppose
>>215303919You've just reminded me when they used to show people naked in the shower. Good times. We're never getting that back
>OOO MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT
10 votes for nancy on my 2 phones cos i don't want sam getting all that air time
>>215304059Nadia showering in high heels, Michelle Bass arguing with her tits out, Lea with the big fake tits, Makosi having sex in the pool.Take me back...
>>215304012>Wanting Nancy to be evictedFaggot
>2 packs of crisps>2 packs of QuaversAren't Quavers crisps?
how are these people so dumb that they cant add up to 1000
>>215304036
>gluten freeI would knock this bitch out immediately
BITCH GET SOME VODKA IN YOU'RE SUCH A BORING LOT!
>>215303753I thought it was Ding Dong
>>215304119Don't they get free alcohol every night anyways?
>>215304139Not that you could tell
whoooooa mr vegas
>>215303297How does it feel to be a Brit and know your women all fuck nons? I visited London and it was interracial coupling everywhere but always with white females. You're probably the most cucked men on the planet
>>215304239>I visited Londonhere was your first mistake
Anyone else absolutely hate this ad? They're supposed to be kid's characters for Christ's sake...
>>215304296>they do that in X place but you should visit Y place they don't have access to nonsPathetic
>>215304239>>215304337This isn't the Wednesday general, spastic. You can say nigger here.
>she looks very right wing in that picturefor fucks sake
>Cameron>Jenny>Elsa>NancyDONE
>Emily looks very right-wing in her pictureFucking deranged. I'm so glad she's coming back!
>Emily is my typeBased fucking Nancy. Lezzer kino incoming!
>>215304400VOTE NANCY FOR SECRET HOUSE NOW
>>215304337London is where the basedcucks and the coloureds gravitate to, like Portland and Detroit combined. Brighton being the San Francisco.
>She was here for TWO SECONDS!Lol Feyisola is so triggered that Nancy has the hots for Emily.
Normies are so easily pleased
I really don't know who to vote for. If it was a normal eviction I'd save Nancy, very simple decision.
>>215304336Bring back the fucking Grimace Shake, McDonald's. Fucks me off to no end that their cups are purple now but they don't have the Grimace Shake.
Oh my fucking life someone please webm that
ARSE LOVERSWE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
where was the other angle ffs
>>215304400Imagine nude Nancy and Emily scissoring each other in the secret house whilst Farida is in bed looking on disapprovingly.
>>215304476SAM ARSE
>>215304476
>>215304489But seriously
>>215304489Twink ready and primed
>>215304450sam is intolerable
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>>215304349>>215304421>these responsesJust accept that your women prefer niggers and other assorted shades of shit
>>215304239t. United States of the Congo
Actually can't wait for Farida and Caroline to meet each other.What happens when an unstoppable hag meets an immovable paki?
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>>215304573Fuck me, that is one rough-looking 16 year old.
>Feyisola is offended AGAIN
Based take from OG
So whoever goes into the secret room is safe for 2 weeks right?
>>215304703We dunno how long the secret room lasts, could be a week, could be a few days.
>>215304692He's like the Uncle Ruckus of fat people.
>>215304714Fuck i don't know then. What does a Sam hater do?
OMFG FUCK OFF FEYISOLAWAAHHHWAAHHHWAHHHMEMEMEMEMEWOE IS ME
oh ffs i was hoping this wouldn't be the way they wentguessing no ryan then
Remember when they used to have legit homemade signs and shit? Game's gone.
>>215304692Missed this why does he like being the only fat person
Is it true the two black females and the trannard are making this season unbearable?Haven't been watching on account of my EMPLOYMENT you see.
>>215304774>#FreePalestineLol does this mong realise that he is part of the problem.
>>215304762vs
>>215304774yes that's accurate
>>215304774Yeah they're the fun police which is a shame as there's some really good housemates this year.
Emily's friend would get it
sex with Emma Willis and forcing AJ and Will to watch
OUR QUEEN EMILY HAS RETURNED
>>215304774>>215304814Although there was one moment when Teja (top right) said pissing on someone was disgusting and the rest all shouted NOOO WE DON'T KINK SHAMEWhich was quite funny
Oh. The're just going to sit and watch the telly again?
>>215304851RETURN OF THE REAL QUEEN
>another diversity
>>215304852lmaoI love it when they eat their own
Where’s the budget
>>215304878What budget?
was it ever discovered why a pakistani woman is offering services to gypsies exclusively? she's a bloody oddball
everyone fucking hated her the first time why would we like her now?
>>215304899She's just fucking mental
Farida doesn't have a clue what she's doing
Is there a live feed tonight?
>>215304912Well thats the point, she got on everyones tits and they know it'll be hilarious to put her in there with Feyisola and Zelah to drive everyone up the wall.
>>215304941did she put her foot in it with hallie or any of the gays? i can't remember
>>215304937Yeah since there's no spoilers
Wooooaaaaah, Mr Vegas
Cor, Emily's arse in that red dress.
It would be funny if, instead of putting tonight's evictee in the secret room, they just leave the Muslim and conservative woman alone together in the secret room for the next 6 weeks and just see how it plays out. Basic rations.
>>215304956Yeah in the span of a week she:>Asked Hallie lots of invasive questions>Kept calling Tom "Zak">Asked Dylan "Where's Dylan">Drove Kerry mental>Kept randomly eating peoples food
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>>215304976Slagbros we're so back
>>215304983Its all come flooding back now, this was a good decision.
>>215304983This is why I'm hoping Sam goes into the secret house.
Nancy breasts
>>215304982The thing is Farida is not ordinary muslim, her entire personality is driving people up the fucking wall. And now two people will be stuck in a room with her, with no way to get away from her.
>>215305060
kek he wasn't having any of it
Sam fucking get out now
>>215305077Such a delicious pair of tits.
They're actually shook
fucks SAKE this stain is gonna be on the telly non stop this week now
This is cringe
>>215305104hopefully he's not huffing helium for much longer i can't stand this noise
>Emily hugging Sam after he openly backstabbed her on the first nightShe should have headbutted him
>Sam and Emily just blanking FaridaLOL
>>215305077Butters
>>215305176kek>oh ye hi farida ANYWAY
Interested to see if the live feed focuses on the secret house, just the main house, or both?
whoooa mr vegas
Ryan Bros.. it's so over...
>>215305077Only flans when
>>215305201Pretty sure when they did this in 2023 it was a mix of both houses. But I imagine it'll be mostly the main house since there's more to show there.
>>215305229
>Gay Niggernaut
Oh fuck it's that yank jew bitch from Love Island!
Jenkin flashback!
I fucking love how delusional Farida is
wtf Feyisola was in the house two years ago and she was one of the big wigs!
>>215305336I'd have loved Big Jenks back in. Dead now of course.
So they're only in the secret house for a couple of days. I'm guessing they'll be immune from next week's nominations.
Who is the American? Plz don't tell me she a he she
>>215305395No american women just look like that
>>215305392That was totes awks ngl
>>215305392He looks like he could be AJ and Will's son.
>>215305395Nigger-loving cunt who won Love Island this year.
>>215305392>>215305407>Door opens>AJ screams "SAM THIS IS A FAKE EVICTION"Way to go AJ.
>>215305363Skinny Jenkin
>>215305441yeah i was wondering how that wasn't entirely audible from the living room
fug... sams reaction to the fakeout was so cute!no homo tho
>>215305441Yeah it's a far cry from Emma's "Do you want to know a secret, Dexter?" She's just lucky that Sam is such an emotional trainwreck that he would break no matter how the news was broken.
>>215305528It was one of the funniest evictions>The crowd not reacting to the evictees essentially giving it away>Sam having to ask if it's him due to the lack of reaction>Nancy acting like Sam was gonna get shot in the head>Big Brother constantly yelling "GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS">Big Brother constantly telling Sam "Please leave" and spilling his spaghetti>Sams reaction>AJ literally yelling "SAM THIS IS A FAKE EVICTION" the second the doors open>Sam just having a panic attack while being guided>Totally blanking Farida's existance
Interesting. From what Emily says she was brought back at pretty much the last minute. ngl I imagine if Caroline left on the first night they wouldn't have bothered to bring her back and just have brought in another old housemate. Sam of course would have been brought back like Emily.
>>215305535>>215305441I think my fave ITV era secret thing so far is Matty getting evicted via letters from home. Just kino.
>>215305528Although if I HAD to shag man...
>>215305592I bet they struggled to find anyone else willing to go back so they caved with Emily.
>We now have an unironic romance between the bald sheboon and the brown trannyStill not as bad as Elsa fucking the nigger mutt but, fuck me, it's up there!
Is AJ just wearing a coat and nothing else?
OH NO
>>215305651>>215305695think i will vomit if this comes to fruition
>OHMIGOD NOT NIGEL FARAGE THIS IS LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL PAKI GENOCIDE
>>215305651>>215305723The drama will be so funny though with Zelah's girlfriend. It's Jojo all over again.
<Nancy's boobs
>>215305754>Nigel... Nigel... NigelNigelNigelNigel
>>215305778Or like Segun all over again.>tfw Zelah takes Richard's bible and walks up the stairs with it
>Crying Nancy with her titties out
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>>215305077Theyre naturals but how do they hang and how are the nips ?
>They're only in the secret house for 36 hoursHonestly for ITV era Big Brother that's probably for the best. Frankly I can't be arsed enough to be disappointed.
EMILY AND FARIDA ARE IMMUNE FROM NEXT WEEK'S EVICTION BUT SAM ISN'TCaroline is still immune.
>>215305945Did they say if all 3 are going back in the house?
>>215306021Nope just that they'll be "returning" I think throwing 3 in this late is overkill
>>215306021That's what I'm assuming. So with the way Big Brother works now we'll be seeing them come back on Monday night.
Switched over to ITV Space Live
>>215305945I like how whenever this show starts getting good again ITV knows how to fuck it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03nv8nNt0MNever forget.I miss how raw and underproduced it was.
FML Emily has such a child-bearing body it's unreal. So fucking glad that she's back!
>>215306063Upgrade to ITV Premium and get a 4chan gold account for free
>This is giving Powerpuff GirlThat's an image
>>215306112Series saved.Now we just need Feyisola out.
>>215306103Nadia sex
>>215306063Put on a bit of Midsomer Murders go on
So apparently not even not even Sam knows what his background is.
>>215306235>I don't know what my nationality isSam what
>>215306103The prelude that leads to THE fight night. Absolute kino
>>215306301Funny that he was about to talk about his parents but of course it goes to birdsong because we can never hear anything substantial.
>>215306301>>215306297Doesn't know his parents perhaps
>Nancy's left leg hanging out of that slit dressI'm diamonds.
>>215306320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwdUBrvvu-IRelive the glory days
>>215306338I'm guessing he's adopted. Nigga should take an Ancestry test.
>Sam has been gone for an hour>Jenny is still whinging about Nancy a week later
Jenny's thigh corr
>>215306380I've always wanted to but I don't want them holding my DNA
>>215306363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt6xbuNm2WYback when the live stream was good
>>215306363I could do with some videos that recap seasons past in the space of an hour or less
>>215306495
>Farida just sitting there munching away
>>215306570There's something about her thats so kino
https://x.com/CarolineMonk/
>Emily bending over by the water fountainPhwoar
>>215306984Suddenly this series has massively improved
>>215306698what did the account owner mean by this?
Good to see Nancy is still twerking without Sam.
https://x.com/superTV247/status/1979315532244619573THE KERRY REACTION IS IN
>>215307354https://x.com/Claudettestea/status/1979194211304870272The full one
>the noise of just farida munching crisps
>>215307553She's sat there guzzling crisps all night
>Jenny practically smothering the camera with her tits
Fuck me, Emily could crack coconuts with those thighs!
>White lettering on a bright blue backgroundGreat job, Big Brother.
Farida's been absolutely devouring everything the entire stream
https://ew.com/celebrity-big-brother-reindeer-games-not-airing-anytime-soon-exclusive-11831512its over no more CBB or dogshit games
Imagine being Emily's bed
>>215307759SECRET HOUSEMATESA HOUSEMATE IS NEARBY, KEEPTHE NOISE DOWN
>>215308073>RICHARD, IT'S SAM! FARIDA WANTS TO CONVERT ME TO HETEROSEXUALITY AND IS HAVING EMILY GRIND ON MY COCK! HELP ME!!!
>>215308036>amerishit
I think I can see Emily's minge in this shot
>We're watching them on the feeds watching the others on the feeds
>>215308036>CBS?
>>215308212Meta
>>215308073Shows how small the house is that they have to do this. The other secret houses didn't.
Oh look, OG and Jenny are impersonating Sam. Remember when George did that and Sam spazzed out. Fun times.
>>215308248When they did secret houses in the Channel 4 days, they had the same problem with noise giving it away. Those houses really weren't that big.
Feyisola is a pints woman
Cameron wants some mozzarella sticks
>Elsa impersonating GollumSure, just replace the One Ring with a generic mongrel deano.
Emily has a new outfit
>no bb tomorrow night>no traitors until wednesdaywhy even live
>>215308761>>215308806I think I might have to divorce Hallie. Wife!!!
kek Tate>am gonnae rip oot a massive shite soon*immediately cuts to birdsong*
>>215308761>>215308806>We could have had Nancy and Emily lesbo house instead if we voted for her, since Nancy is into Emily.
>>215309083With Farida in there? Good fucking luck.
>>215309108This is why Hallie should have come back instead. I'm sure Emily and Nancy would have put her feminine penis to good use. Throw in Jenny and Elsa as well.
Emily finally returned from a massive shit
Missed the ep but might watch on catch up if I have time
>>215309437In my mouth
