Why not a trillion dollars?

What is a dollar?

Well, they did directly cause Charlie Kirk's killing, so it makes sense that they'd STFU and GTFO

I am curious what they meant by that. If it results in the same number of episodes, what difference does it make? I guess it could be some contract negotiation bs, but since they previously probably had a number of episodes commissioned, I doubt it would change anything immediately
I wonder if it's more for the sake of them arranging things so that a future order for a new season would only mean 5 episodes?

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>>215305805
Not only they scammed Paramount, they also scammed WB last year too using the same tactic.
Although I hate South Park, I have to admit that's pretty based.
The only one to outjew the hollywood jews as well as they did was George Lucas.

lol maybe they read the threads on here and figured out they were rapidly generating resentment

>>215305989
I've heard they're avoiding a 6th and 7th episode of Season 27, so they're going straight to 28

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>>215306359
Oh yeah.

>>215306359
Again, just something I heard

South Park's entire production has gone to shit since they decided to make the pandemic specials a 2-episode season, but for some reason the Covid specials are just "specials" and not their own season. (This is different from South Park itself going to shit which started every other episode in season 9, then most episodes in season 14, and finally every episode in season 19)

>>215305805
That's not fair. I order a full season of shit and only received half!

>>215306243
Thank you for saying this.

>>215306359
Oh because 789 I get it

>>215306463
Again, it's what I've heard.
Not outside the realm of possiblity

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>Link in bio for more. less

>>215305805
But 6 episodes have aired.
Your bait is terrible.

>>215305805
They recently began updating the Phone Destroyer game again after years of ignoring it. Favorite game to play and leave brown fingerprints on my phone while pooping.

>>215305805
>put a script install bashing Christians and the church and painting jews in a forgiving light
>jews kill Charlie Kirk
>have to abandon the entire season
They wouldn't have done that unless they were convinced the fanbase wouldn't care. They're afraid of fan abandonment plain and simple

>>215305805
>Have three weeks off
>The jokes you come up with are:
>drumpf has small penis (this joke has already been used in every episode this season)
>christians are bullies (this joke has already been used in every episode this season)
>a brainrot meme that was outdated before the month it first started in ended

I'm sure they're worth every penny

>>215307165
Yeah, this feels phoned in

south park ended with the meteor shower trilogy

>>215307165
South park went to shit when they stopped making standalone episodes

>>215306909
>But 6 episodes have aired.
Yes. Five episodes of season 27 and one episode (so far) of season 28. It's not bait, that's the actual airing number listed by Comedy Central.

>>215308823
Well, still sucks

>>215306423
The specials are one of the greatest scams in history: Paramount signed a massive seven year $500M deal where they gave exclusive streaming rights for South Park to HBO. Then a couple of years into it Paramount decided to start their own streaming service and needed big name shows for it. They decided to get around the HBO deal by cutting the new seasons down to the minimum number of episodes allowed and then paid Matt and Trey a shitload of money to produce a series of movies instead

Then WB pointed out that they had exclusive rights to produce South Park movies as well dating back to a separate agreement from the 1999 SP movie so Paramount quickly changed to calling them specials. They're currently fighting this out in court.

>>215307165
The Peter Thiel stuff showed some promise. Even if it not perfectly executed, I like the idea of mocking how obsessed Thiel is with the anti christ.

why making a season with 20-25 mediocre episode when you can make a season with 5 mediocre episodes

>>215305805
Hard to be edgy and ironic when you're legacy media, billionaire Jews. Their personal lawyer is besties with Biden too, which is why they never went after President Poopy Pants.

They're classic "controlled opposition" that has become the very thing they were created to oppose. Many such cases.

I've never watched Southpark and i never will.

This show can make for good fap material

>>215305805
they are obviously being censored by the state

>>215305805
jew moment

>>215306243
SIX SEVEEEEN

>>215306243
lol
o
l

>>215305805
HOLY SCAM LMAO

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>>215305805
South Park doesn't have the agility it had 20 years ago (which is why they rarely make episodes that are relevant to current events and are usually a month or more behind the news like the Simpsons). I guarantee that the rest of the episodes this season heavily featured or centered around Cartman larping as Charlie Kirk and now they're flabbergasted on how they can pivot their storyline. plus they need a year off to think up new orangemanbad jokes that involve how small his penis is.

>>215310474
i see people are still coping

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>>215305805
Paramount just finished the merger with Skydance. Larry Eillson is good buddies with Trump.

>>215305805
pretty sure this means they are in breach of the contract.
since it will usually say
>an entire season (or minimal episode count)
in the papers.

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>>215310505
>coping
if anything i'm jealous of how they're getting away with such low quality content. i am merely saying that south park used to have a higher standard of comedy than just saying "heh small penis" (even the episode about randy's dick rating system was clever) or regurgitating old character archetypes (when they are the ones criticizing member berries in previous seasons). the kristi noem character was funny and so was cartman. for the amount of money they're getting they shouldn't be leaning on the same jokes that people have been making about maralago mussolini for the last 9 years.

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>AI shitposters were creating funnier memes than actual south park creators
>Season abruptly ends

Literal hacks that can barely do their jobs anymore and rely solely on Trump jokes and zoomer memes that they don't even understand or want to create

>>215310550
Matt and Trey likely don't even care at this point

>>215310743
Believe they've said multiple times they've told studios they're basically done with creating the show but studios kept throwing money at them and they just continue cause might as well who's going to say no to a blank check

they 100 percent gonna steal the charlie kirk cyborg meme

>>215310776
Which seasons did they end every episode with the phrase "Please cancel South Park"?
It was only a couple years ago

>>215305911
Who? The Star Trek guy?

>>215305911
This. They KWAB'd themselves and the entire left wing.
Pretty amazing really.

>>215310782
100% not going to happen

>>215310474
>plus they need a year off to think up new orangemanbad jokes that involve how small his penis is.
Allegedly very hard work

>spend years as irrelevant
>need a comeback
>drumpf post
>w-we are relevant again, right?
Its just sad.

>>215305805
Another /tv/ Cop thread? pathetic.

>>215306243
XD

>>215310829
Season 22

funny part is libtards thinking south park will defeat trump

>>215309733
I REALLY want to see their send up of Dark Enlightment, I hope we get that.

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>>215305805
i have never seen a single episode of south park, not even a video clip. ama.

I haven't watched South Park since like 2005 and refuse to believe anyone watches it. Just like I refuse to believe anyone has watched the Simpsons over the last 20 years either

>>215309695
>Paramount cuts # of episodes in a season
>Matt & Trey do the same
Well there you go.
6
7

>>215310609
>higher standard
lmfaorotfl

The question is wtf is satan going to birth?

>>215310997
Do you play any instruments?

>>215310887
>>215310989
>>215310862
Its so weird to me how this board is much more poltarded than even pol. Grim.

>>215311105
An unholy union between Trump and Satan can only produce one thing. Greater Israel.

>>215311105
As a loretard I'm thinking maybe Kenny?
Would be funny if it was Mr Beast.
I mean, the thing everyone forgets is that the antichrist is supposed to be awesome and well-liked.

>>215311137
yes, sort of.

>>215311311
>Would be funny if it was Mr Beast.
This really is the modern SP audience in an nutshell huh

>>215311221
This what happens when janitors don't force posters to stay on topic.

>>215311328
Oh yeah the old audiences were so much more sophisticated laughing at the boys giving people syphilis on purpose.

>>215311221
People go to /pol/ to mock them (I know I do) so it's more of a mixed bag whereas /tv/ is more of a safe space.

>>215311353
That was funnier, though

>>215305805
The contract was for 50 episodes so the season count doesn't matter.

>>215307165
>watching South Park post-2012

>>215311105
bush?

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>>215311221

>tv shows get political
>you can't talk about the politics in the TV shows

>>215307165
>>a brainrot meme that was outdated before the month it first started in ended
Which is?

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>>215311397
It's dumb laughs
It's always absolutely idiotic ridiculous humor.
Anyone pretending otherwise is a poser and a dumbass.

>>215311473
>>>/pol/

>>215306243
this actually makes too much sense, how are they such geniuses?

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>>215305805
Wasn’t their contract for a certain number of episodes? I don’t think this does anything but buy them some time to pivot away from the Charlie Kirk stuff.

>>215311574

Cowards as always.

>>215311494
I always described South Park as a cross demographic success because it was poop jokes interlaced with meaning behind the poop.

>>215311367
Shut the fuck up, retard. Holy fuck you queers are insufferable.

The 6, 7 thing is so alien to me that I didn't even consider the possibility of that being the joke. Even after it was explained in this thread, people don't consider it.

I will continue not watching it. Gave up around 2016. Gay-Trey should off himself like the loser he is.

>>215311473
This lefties want their cake and to eat it too
But their insulin prescription was not sustainable

>>215308823
But when I torrented it it came as S27E06.

The same people who say South Park is funny say Terrifier is scary.

>>215306243
Smartest 4chan user.

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>15 to 20 episodes each season
>has been on a yearly streak pumping out new seasons since 2005, never missed a single year
>gets higher viewerships
>knows what it is, doesn't pretend it's deep or answers life's greatest questions
Seth won.

>>215310997
Why are you in this thread then?

>>215311221
there isn't flags attached to posts so the browns feel more brave god bless them

>>215312430
i'm in this thread because i am not interested in watching south park.

>>215305805
Good fucking riddance, I hope season 28 is a 2 episode season so it can fuck off quickly.

>>215305911
So? CK supported how he went out.

>>215305805
I thought the contract was for 50 episodes over five years. it doesn’t matter if they put them in 3-episode seasons, it will still be the same. It could have been to move on from Trump.

>>215305911
Charlie laughing at it and openly hoping they continued using the character really makes them seethe. If anyone goes along with their shit, they stop doing it immediately. They want to piss people off, and if they don’t get that reaction, they drop the bit entirely

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>>215311367
>literally owning chatbots with extra steps
just go to one of the chatbot sites and search MAGA, you won’t even need to solve a captcha

>>215312912
It was a thousand years ago but did Phil Collins ever react?
S4E2 "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" had Phil Collins Hill and in S4E3 "Timmy 2000" he was basically the villain.

>>215311221
if jews didnt control the media and push all this retarded nonsense, no one would be talking about it
hell if they dialed back the degeneracy to 2005-2008 levels, no one would talk about jews and blacks and trannies at all

>>215305805
rick and morty is now shit
solar opposites just had its last episodes
south park cant get over orange man

are there any new shows of similar quality that someone can suggest to me? pls i have nothing to watch

>>215312409
>knows what it is, doesn't pretend it's deep or answers life's greatest questions
This is unironically why I respect Family Guy more than South Park. At least it doesn't pretend to be some kind of cutting edge intellectual satire instead of low brow comedy (except for that weird scene with Quagmire lecturing Brian). Heck, even Rick and morty mightbe better in that regard. Nihilism is better than preachyness.

>>215313171
Smiling Friends, but unironically it's high quality

>>215305805
so what, they're keeping the same release schedule but just calling it a new season halfway through? or they're scrapping the rest of the season and starting again in a year?

>>215307165
idk when it fully went to shit, but whatever season had the "member berries" stuff was when i tapped out. not because the member berries themselves were that terrible, just the only thing i remember from the last episode i watched. i don't like how much continuity the show started having around then either

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>>215313307
Smiling Friends is good for one reason and one reason only: Marc M. 20+ years of gay jokes and silly songs and he finally made it. God bless him.

>>215307165
Next episode will be about Dubai Chocolate with the predictable twist that it's poop all this time

>>215313171
King of the Hill

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>>215306359
I hate that fucking reaction gif so fucking much.
>>215305994
Matt """Stone""" is from the tribe so it makes perfect sense. He knows their schemes and tricks, he just beat them at their own babylonian money magick tricks.

>>215312065
>their insulin prescription was not sustainable
>$40billion dollar bail out to Argentina

>>215309733
He's just desperately trying to get the religious people on his side of the ai debate. I don't think it will work.

> When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

>>215305805
So they were going to ravage Charlie boy, right? I wonder if they had to scrapt entire episodes or they never went beyond the script. In any case I blame Charlie Kuck for dying like a bitch.

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>>215306243
>episodes six and seven
This is the key to everything...

>/tv/ now full of Rick and Morty fans
You all need to return to Reddit

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>>215305805
wow, is Trump going to censor every show that criticizes him? this is getting insane.

>>215310361
Why the fuck was I seeing this in chat earlier

>>215314510
ebin kiddo maymay that you aren't supposed to understand.

>>215314547
the best part of being an adult is ruining their fun with cringe.

>>215314491
>fan of rick and morty in 2025
it went to shit a long time ago, same as south park.

>>215307977
So season 1?

>>215310993
>A-plot is the boys investigating a dark elf terrorizing the town, only for it to be Moldbug in disguise
>B-plot is Randy frying his brain on meth and moving to China to become a time sorcerer
Could be kino

>>215305911
They directly caused the Columbine shootings, you think they cared about getting one more guy killed?

>>215314568
this

>>215314593
>admitting you ever enjoyed it
Go back

>>215307019
The Jew thing is just typical cowardice on the subject. The vast majority of actually practicing Jews support Israle and support wiping Palestine off the planet. As someone who is non practicing Jew, every single religious Jewish person I know basically is "Full amalek" on Palestinians and talks about Palestinians like they are subhuman and thinks every single person who opposes the Gaza Genocide is a Antisemite who wants to murder all Jews.
That said, the view on Christians is 100% accurate. There is nothing about modern Christianity that even resembles what Jesus said. I've always found Christian Nationalism as hilarious due to how brazenly heretical it is. That said, modern Christianity is basically just "worship Israel" so yeah that religion is corrupted into oblivion.

>>215305805
Why is everyone pretending that this nothingburger is anything but?

>>215314716
>admitting to being dead inside
i think i'll stick around thank you, try antidepressants.

>>215312168
yeah it was up as S27E06 for a few hours then changed
tvdb didn't know ahead of time either
had to manually rename

>>215314917
it's just contract bullshit. sign for multiple seasons, don't disclose how long or how much time between seasons, gotya.

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>>215305805
I don't understand why they so shit on Trump. When president tries to fix the country and stop wars they choose to attack him and not the deep state establishment that oposes him. Why?

>>215316585
The “deep state” (jews) spent a century creating a system where they could simply pay to keep control without realizing someone with enough money could also just step in and ride it like a stolen donkey and they can’t do a single thing to stop it, as to stop it they’d need to admit what they did and why, thus giving up their ability to control the system.

lots of retards itt. it’s literally just cause of the stupid 6 7 meme. this would’ve been episode 6 of the season. it’s just a dumb joke.

>>215305805
These guys are going to lose all their money when Paramount and WB sue them into oblivion

>>215315958
It's true though.
Christianity is a universalist religion. Every single person who accepts "christ" is of the same "nation" according to Jesus.
>Galatians 6:16.
Not my fault that Christians actually fucking HATE Christianity and Jesus as it's actually textually written rather than whatever insane shit literally Zionists pump out.
Again also, i'm only ethnically Jewish and was raised in a "reformist" household, I don't believe in religion at all. I think Judaism is a genocidal death cult and Christians are all hypocritical retards who reject what Jesus actually said because it's just a "cultural" front for Conservative nationalism.

It’s because Israel bought paramount

>>215305911
Trey and Matt have been part of the Israeli lobby this whole time? But they shit on Kyle and Kyle's family all the time.

>>215305911
Oh yeah that israel guy. What happened to the civil war you guys were bragging about?

>>215316984
i mean you are taking american evangelicals and acting as if they represent all of us. i don't consider anything but catholics and the orthodox to be christian myself.

>>215315958
Unironically yes. If you're a christcuck either practice what you preach or admit you're a hypocrite

They should just go back to basics with this show, challenge themselves to not have any topical figures featured in any of the episodes, challenge themselves to make sure at least 1 of the main boys is featured in every scene to not lose the perspective that it is a show about these 4 kids. Now I know the show has always been somewhat topical, even going back to the first 5 years but to a much lesser extent.

At this point why not? it cannot get worse than it has been for 10 years.

>>215317149
loving thy neighbour does not equal 'invite millions of foreigners who rape and murder your neighbour, take your jobs and housing, and despise you'

>>215310883
>Allegedly very hard work
Yes, even talk show hosts, the funniest people in the business, need a huge teams of writers to come up with those jokes, it is truly that difficult.

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>>215309695
>They're currently fighting this out in court.
What's the legal difference between a movie and a special? Sounds like Paramount is going to get buttfucked

>>215317180
Wait till they find out what the word neighbor meant back then

Cross-posting:
>>>215318000

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>>215313171
common side effects

>>215317086
Check portland and Chicago

>>215305989
my only guess would be that they have some kind of season based contract thing and one party is trying to run out and jew the contract on the other party

>>215316984
>Southern US megachurches represents all of Christianity
Yeah, no

>>215310505
I get that you intended to insult anon but you should choose a word that applies. How did he cope with Trump smoll peepee joke? What part of his post comes with that? The part where he defends the size of Trump peepee? The part where he claims they are jewish? The part where he complains about the libs? You selected and typed the word cope instead of an applicable insult (which happens, in this instance, to include nearly every single other insult, as you could have said nearly anything) because the internet has rotted your brain.

Not one post in this thread proves that the poster is not a tranny, a motherfucker, a queer, faggot, darkie, cunt, pedo, woman, simp, jew, basement dweller, or a million other things.

However, he posts themselves either do or don't exhibit COPE, inside of the text of the post itself. You can demonstrate logically, the precise or absence of a coping mechanism in a text argument uploaded to 4chan. You can prove there is or isn't cope.

>>215307165
don't forget they made the weakest possible criticism of their masters, israel ,and trey and matt's only critique of israel butchering tens of thousands of people is that it makes kikes look bad
of course they're also too pussy to just come out and say that they think that killing non-jews is hilarious and righteous, which is what they actually think

>>215319640
Can y'all stop with this? Before that episode, you thought they'd never touch it

>>215317769
it depends on what the definition of is, is.

>>215318995
If Christians had any semblance of a spine, they’d have done something to stop it from becoming the mainstream version of Christianity. Truth is, most Christians are cowards who are completely fine with it

>>215313171
New? Smiling Friends and Haha You Clowns.

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>>215313448
God damn, good for him.

>>215311105
Charlie k- uh oops