>Yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done... HOWEVER.
Very good. Shan't be watching it.
>nigger snape and jeet hermionepass.
>"Why are we filming all my scenes first?" said Lithgow, calmly.
They better retcon Dumbledores overt bias
I'm so fucking happy we're going to have DIG ID here by the time this trash comes out. We'll finally see the type of low IQ brown thats slopping it up
>>215307355lol yeah the dudes old and it's not impossible that'll we'll have another dumbledoor in season 3 like the movies haha
>>215307286They’re really showing off his man paws here
is he as gay as the canon lore expects him to be? ANULUS LINGUS PROSTATUS MY TONGUE FUCKS YOUR BUTTHOLE AND PROSTATE
>mom i posted it againhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/j5Dwx6ud2v7Hjpfj2i69lA/>oct 8
>>215307286Looks like Merlin from Shrek the third
>>215307286Shut up cunt
>>215307286>Who stole the polyjuice potion?>Hermione "Literal Mudblood" Granger! Get over here!
>>215307286Right wingers won't watch this because of the race swaps. Left wingers won't watch it because of the author. Who is this movie for?
>>215310025*show
>>215307286His name sounds like double dork. Haha Doubledork
lithgow is kino but I hope he doesn't pull a harris. also not looking forward to seeing them cut corners with the vfx, shame since I always wanted to see pic related done true justice.
>>215310240My favorite chapter of the books. 200-year old Dumbledore wipes the floor with faggot Riddle. Effortlessly.
>>215307286
something about dumbledoor at the beach feels wrong
>>215307489wouldn't it be smarter to hire a young dude and use makeup to make him look old?
>>215310503He would have to be able to sound like a gravely and wise wizard still. Hard to pull off.
>>215310399I did like the movie version showing voldemort trying to tempt harry into killing bellatrix. but yes dumbledore charming the fountain and fawkes being involved were great.
>>215307286This is the most book accurate that Dumbledore has ever looked. The costume is on point. He could definitely tuck that beard into his belt, if he wanted to. He’s looks like a man who was once very physically capable, even though he’s well past his prime. Harris was too frail, Gambon played the character too harsh, and while neither of them was short, Lithgow will finally be able to tower over almost everyone else who isn’t Hagrid, as Dumbledore should. I think he’ll be able to add in some of Harris softer, “twinkling” quality too. And I am left wondering, what is the point? Seriously, what on earth could the fucking point possibly be? Why is the casting for this so bipolar? Of what value is it getting some characters perfect if Snape’s going to be as black as the ace of spades? The single most described character in the books, and we’re just going to ignore his single most described attribute? His pale, greasy, sallow skin?Why not make Dumbledore a midget powerlifter with a multicoloured mohawk? Why put in the effort to make him look right when Snape’s gonna be strutting around in the background of the scenes they share together, like a bull in a china shop? Looking like he’s about to break into some kind of Zulu war dance? Fuck me, I can’t be watching this nonsense.
>>215310548Is it really? Videogame VA's can do it pretty easily.
>>215307286Ngl Lithgow Dumbledore is kino, too bad he'll probably join the great kinomancers in the sky before this series ends
>>215307286>"Professor Dumbledore, that's not fair ... ">"Shut up cunt."
was dumbledore the top or the bottom?
eh lithgow is american. I thought jk's whole deal was british actors only and I guess no troons (based)
>>215307526dude it's been MONTHS since the last Lithgow manpaw post on the Dexter threads. How are you alive?
>>215310503It would also be smarter to hire a White girl for Hermione and a White dude for Snape. They clearly aren't smart.
>>215310716Since he's Temu Gandalf, bottom, obviously.
>>215310716>headmasterwhat do you think
>>215310636>Videogame VA'sHAHAHAHA
>AmericanWhere are all the purists up in arms for the swap this time
>>215310707kek
>>215310025normal people who don't fall for comical political extremes
>>215310025It's for nobody and it's going to flop. This is Warner trying to squeeze more blood from a stone, but I don't think they'll be able to do it. Zoomers don't even actually read Harry Potter, or watch the films. It's basically purely a Millennial franchise and the Millennials already had the books AND the movies.Hell, it's mostly Millennials doing the bitching, and they're right to do so, since as they're fully aware this is simply going to be inferior to Harry Potter as THEY got to experience it.
>>215307286Thought this guy died like 20 years ago lmao
>>215310773Yes. Are you implying that Hollywood actors cannot match them or what?
>>215310792those don't exist>b-but i'm oneno you aren't shut your whore mouth
>>215310841Your capability at discerning quality is so poor that you should not be proferring your stupid opinions. Video game voice actors are, without exception, absolute trash. You have baby duck syndrome.
>>215310809
>>215310896If that helps you cope with life then I'll play along
>>215310901This seems like a childish contrarian opinion and I think you're a teenager.
>>215307286Dumbledore has non book scenes with Nicholas Flamel and his wife.
>>215311065New spells he will use to manipulate nature and get into their hidden hideout.
>>215311145
>>215310809FAGGOT
Vernon Dursley buying a gun and taking his family to hide out in the shack on the rock in the sea.
>>215311199Scary Petunia
>>215311223Somewhat sexy Petunia
WELL DONE, CUNT
genuine shill thread with a dumb from a reddit tourist
>>215311239The show start with the cold open of Vernon Drsley having a normal day at his drilling company in the 80s and it getting disrupted by strange people in the streets
>>215311254Lily and James will be White and we'll see additional scenes from their life. Snape will be a Nigcel.
>Ron was hooked on muff the moment he accidentally saw his mother's rusty old nether forest as an impressionable young lad.>From there, it was a gradual descent into the sordid, stinky depths of hairy perversion. Ginny's budding red-strip as she was fiddled about with by Percy at the breakfast table after her second year - the neighbourhood elfin girl Luna Lovegood's trimmed silvery blonde pubes shimmering in the moonlight as she danced naked in Ottery St Catchpole's apple glades - a sneak peek at Tonk's magnificent prismatic snatch, shifting from bald to cavewoman and back in seconds - McGonagall's beaten old battleaxe wound, her furry black mat sopping with Snape's greasy cum. He'd seen it all. Each and every one indelibly etched into his memory.>Harry knew of Ron's many adventures with the invisibility cloak over their school years, but so long as there wasn't a stringy hair of dubious origin to be found, he didn't see the harm. He too had his own perversions, hence why he married the closest thing to his dead mother he could find.>By the time he'd left Hogwarts to join his best mate in Auror training, Ron was the only the wizard in magical Britain who'd enjoyed the privilege of witnessing not one, but all three of the black sister's traditionally well-rugged cunts. Bellatrix's in particular had been a gaping abyss of wild bristles after her toils in Azkaban. But none of them could compare to the dank, musky swamp of yak-hair that had been growing furtively between Hermione's delicate thighs over the course of their Horcrux hunt. An unkempt treasure trove of lycanthropic curls stretching all over her thighs, up her arse, and pelvis. Even up to her navel, which Ron was particularly enamoured by.>Her mortification at being discovered only served to turn Ron on further, and in the manner most befitting of a young wizard, he was quick to ravage her right there and then on the night of voldemort's defeat.>She was never allowed to shave again.
>>215311389https://youtu.be/P6-pEhrJsCw?si=pgaWDN1BjlFcMSpo
>>215310896I don't vote, or even watch or read the news. I stopped giving a fuck years ago.
>>215307286I wanna see SnApe
>>215311413Fuckin kek man this is why I use this website
>>215310792>normal adults>watching harry potterlol. and kids dont give a fuck about potter
>>215311413Must be from JK Rowling's own notes, this.
>>215310503>>215310548Jared Harris was the literal perfect man to play Dumbledore
Sam Rockwell should have been Snape. What a disgusting TV series.
>casting a brown girl for Hermoine>a fucking Negro for SnapeI don't care. This series is not for me. I don't care. I do not care.I have no idea why they decided to do this, when woke is retreating fast. The wind has changed. Why cast a nigger as Snape? As fucking snape of all people? >>215310737>eh lithgow is american. I thought jk's whole deal was british actors only and I guess no troons (based)What the fuck are you talking about? JK Rowling is an insane woke bitch, who applauded the fact that a nigger played Hermoine. She doesn't give a fuck, what ethnicity the actors have.>>215311199>>215311239>>215311254stop pretending to be excited about thisyou realize there is going to be a 2 year break between the seasons, right? the first season will come out 2027 at the earliest, second season 2029, third season 2031, fourth season 2033, final season 2035
>>215307330This
>>215311716>casting a brown girl for Hermoine>named Arabella StantonThat's just a Native Briton. Emma Watson was Norman with very obvious French features.
>>215307286>cunts. cunts all around me
>>215309591If you think Harry Potters threads are made by Indians you are wrong.Most HP threads are made by women. The autistic lorefags itt are women
>>215311065never really got the whole flamel sideplot desu
>>215307330This also Lithgow would make a horrible dumbledore wtf are they thinking
>>215310737>>215311605>>215312045Their first choice was Mark Rylance who is British and 65 yrs old. Would have been perfect:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJBCIdKvOe8&pp=ygUPV29sZiBoYWxsIHNjZW5l0gcJCfwJAYcqIYzvIf the role is jinxed and Lithgow checks out of life after Chamber of Secrets, Rylance could take up the mantle.
>>215307286This is going to be another massive woke flop.
HP Should look like this
>>215311948Nicolas Flamel was a real alchemist. Historically, he makes sense as being a friend of Dumbledore, and the Philosopher's Stone is a valid public domain magical artifact of legend. It's like naming a story "Johnny Bones and Excalibur" and saying "Oi. Wotz this Arthur chap doing here?"
reddit slop
>>215307286Is he going to stay true to the first few movies and die partway through filming? He is very old.
Here's your new Hermione and Snape, bro
>>215310240>The Only One He Ever FearedKino chapter title desu. The entire ending of book 5 was fucking kino. The movie didn't do it justice.
>>215307309I too am boycotting it.
>>215311827Kek
>>215313340>>215307330problem chuds?
>>215310738shut up cunt
I don't give a single fuck about Harry Potter but Lithgow is b-b-based
>>215307560They're going to be explicit with it for sure
>>215311239>somewhatShe's ticking boxes that's for sure
>>215314602Aunt Petunia feet
>>215313165Tonks and Kingsley?
>>215307286am i high? i thought they made a fucking harry potter movie already
>>215307286On his way to give a trillion points to Gryffindor.
>>215307560that's the thing here, even if Lithgow looks the part and does a fine job, they're gonna make him kneel down and slurp cum from some guy's pecker. Can't be having a white male authority figure without fucking him up somehow
>>215314484Do you even know where you are, fagit? You have to go back.
>>215307330.
>>215310567The concept might have been good but Radcliffe's horrible acting turned it into a cringefest.>>215310623I think Hagrid was also a really good casting. And if Matthew Barry is confirmed as sir cadogan in the show and not just the audiobook that's another solid choice. Molly Weasley may be a little too slim and young but aside from that the actress is great for the part.
>>215316400>Molly Weasley may be a little too slim and young? Molly Weasley was 41 in the first book. The new actress is 47.
>>215307330The new Hermione will actually grow up to be hot cause she has no britbong genes at all
Spoilers: Snape kills Spikedies.
>>215315870omg am I in le hecking baste magatroon central? Do I have to be morbidly obese and sound like an old lady over the phone to post here, fellow channer?basssssssssste
>>215311469yeah you guys said this about the hogwarts game too and then it outsold everything else that year
>>215310928The contrarian position is thinking the voice acting in video games passes musterSeriously, lurk more years. You're an awful poster.
>Tranny harry >Blacko snape >Mexican Hermione >Wasian Draco >Female Voldemort Bravo HBO bravo
>>215316686he's telling you to lurk more because you stink of reddit and sound like a little bitch
>>215316686>Yes, there are good voice actorsName one good performance
>>215316695Nah.
>>215311199I could never be a showrunner nowadays the first bts pic to get out and I'd die of annoyance
>>215316710Steven ogg. The punchline being that he hates that he gave a good performance.
>>215310025Yeah just like the recent HP game right? You retarded chuds never understand the loud mouths on both sides do not represent the majority
>>215316710I like Troy Baker in most of the stuff he's in. He did a good gruff old man voice in Tlou. And yes I know he's a bit of a fag IRL, but we're just talking about his performance. Mark Hamill in the Arkham games.Also Sorkin and Strong were good Harley Quinns in the Arkham games as well. Nolan North was also good in pretty much everything I saw him in.
>>215307286Why didnt they invite Gandalf actor for this role?He fits perfectly because he is gay irl thus matching the character who is known to be a homosexual.I hope the show reveals more aspects related to Dumbledore sexuality in the ways the books did not.
>>215316582wow, I had no idea she was so old, I guess not all brits age like milk
Imagine if instead we had an animated series in the art style of the Thailand book covers (which are the all time best HP cover art btw)
>>215317380
>>215307286I thought Lithgow was American not British
>>215317396
>>215317416
>>215317431>>215310240>>215310399>>215313568>>215313165Order of the Phoenix was the high point of the books, prove me wrong.
>>215317456
>>215317468Le fin.
>>215317380>>215317396>>215317416>>215317431>>215317456>Visajeet Pattel and the Streetshitter's Kidney Stone
>>215310548>He would have to be able to sound like a gravely and wise wizard still.Would he thought? Or would having him look like he's ancient, speak like he's middle aged and move like he's in his 20s not just add to the air of magic and strangeness?
>>215315870How ironic you little faggot
>>215310707BASED
>>215307286No that's just how he looks these days.
>>215307286who asked for this?
>>215317805if i say me, will you leave the thread?
>>215317821yes. forever.i will delete my browser data of the past 5 minutes just to be sure
Looks very badass
>>215313100Why did they cast the 90 year old yank then? Was Rylance occupied?
>>215317491>Thai They're SEAmonkeys, not pajeets.
>>215310503that was the idea with Michael Gambon
>>215317908Yeah, his wife unexpectedly died when the casting talks were happening.
>>215307330>nigger snape and jeet hermione>American Dumbledore
>>215317479Thanks for sharing, those are quite nice.
>hermione being an ugly jeeta>potter being an unattractive dork>snape being a nogIt's gonna change the dynamics too much. You can't write it like the movies
>>215319020>Children >Attractive Kill yourself not even joking
FUCKING PUSSY
>>215307286will they adapt everything in the books not covered by the movies?
>>215319084that is the nominal objective of turning every book into an entire season of televisionbut nobody is going to watch because of the racebaiting
>>215317491>not something something 'underage transexual prostitute'Your racism is lackin, nigger.
>>215318150Lithgow is great tho
>>215307286John Lithgow just won the Olivier Award for Best Actor for his theatre work in London. Now he's doing this and thinking I'm too old for this shit
>>215319213he's great but he'll be really distracting as a dumbledorefortunately for him, not as distracting as black hermione and black snape
>>215311254Shit. I thought that was Danny Dyer for a second
>Hello, Harry Potter
>>215307330this, unfortunately. MILF Molly and cool Dumbledore won't convince to watch disgusting nigger Snape and lesbian Harry
>>215316582Shit I would breed her redhair triplets while her hubby is wageslaving.
>>215314484Just got a wave of nostalgia seeing this gif
I still haven't seen any official confirmation of black Snape
>>215307330This greentext sounds like a spell if you say it kinda fast
>>215311798Which type is this?
>>215307309yousound like the bald racist from heelsvsbabyface
>>215320699Skulldrinker.
>>215319020>You can't write it like the moviesgood, the movies sucks ass>>215319084That's the idea; footage from the first chapter of the book has already been seen, which the original 2001 film cut.
>>215310799just realized they should have just made the series animated in a 2D/3D style like the book illustrations. FUCK
>>215307309>>215307330/thread
>>215307286Did I ever tell you how much I hate the dapper wizards in waistcoasts meme?
This all feels like a surreal joke
>>215307286where's the candid shots of snapes actor seen for the first time trying to steal cigarettes from the corner store and screaming he's famous and the store is racist when they try to stop him?
>>215307330>17 hours>every other thread it's gone within minutes these daysAnd you're supposed to pretend these aren't shill threads?
>>215307330Making Snape black is the dumbest thing they could do. It's baffling how retarded that decision was and how miscast the actor who is going to play Snape is. If I was a producer and got an ultimatum "either niggerify one major character or the project is canceled" (like they probably got) I'd go with Hagrid and cast some actor similar to Uncle Phil. That would make more sense and be somewhat bearable.
>>215317380Stylized designs would have been ideal, yes.
>>215317380looks like shit you fucking slav manchild faggot, ordan
>>215317409He is but since he did Churchill so well in The Crown he is honorary brit now
>>215319333He pulled off Churchill, this should be easier
>>215310799>>215321815Literally nowhere in the books does it say that they were fucking ties.
>>215322079>choosing Hagrid, the retarded half-human half-beast who can barely articulate a sentence, doesn't care about the law, carries around the equivalent of a gun without a licence, was sentenced to years in jail because suspected of being a serial killer and is generally dangerous for himself and othersI don't think they would have accepted your proposal, anon
>>215307286I don't like lithgow for some reason, he's not a good actor and will be a terrible dumbledore
>>215322474this may come as a surprise, but they're based off actual real world british school uniforms
>>215316582Not "plump" enough.
>>215307330>jeet hermioneholy sexo
>>215311948Rowling didn’t invent the Philosophers Stone.
>>215307286Shut up cunt.
>>215323100He dies a good British accent though.
>>215323286wizards are real you fuckin doofus
>>215311254Damn, they are really adapting the book!
>>215307330female Voldemort ( yes google it)
>>215307286chomsky honk
>>215319213should've cast jane curtin as mcgonagall and just reprised their 3rd rock characters.
>>215326164Kek that would've been great.
lets be honest hes going to be absolutely fantastic in this role
>>215307330You already know that Voldemort will get gender swapped into being a woman so that they can make Bellatrix a gross dyke.
>>215307286I love Lithgow, but the Dude is 80. Going to be dead by the 2nd season starts filming and then they'll recast him, again. Sigh. Why can't snapes actor be 80 instead.
>lets be honest hes going to be absolutely fantastic in this role
>>215317659
How much more powerful would Dumbledore have been, had he not abandoned the dark arts of magic? Worse than Voldemort?
>>215327531Dumbledore and Grindelwald weren’t autistic and incapable of understanding emotion, like love, so probably. Voldemort had blind spots and his autistic evilness coupled with his genius intellect is why he excelled in the dark arts. He was blind to how powerful and how tied emotion is to magic. Like all autists he had heights in great areas but was shallow in others.
>>215327531That Dumbledore could rival Grindelwald and Voldemort despite not being a dark wizard himself speaks volumes. That he could actually beat Grindelwald who had the elder wand at the time says a lot — not even a raging Voldemort could beat a calm and collected Dumbledore with the elder wand — and Dumbledore wasn’t even trying to kill Voldemort in their fight (and he was protecting Harry at the same time). Dumbledore’s nature is to be the classic humble wizard, and he always says he’s not that much better than Grindelwald or Voldemort, but the reality says otherwise (Voldemort also fears him). I always find it funny how Dumbledore and Voldemort admire each other in their own ways.
>>215307355he bellowed calmly
>>215316595t. sukhdeep dikshit
>>215327574>>215327835I say this as someone who doesn't really care for Harry Potter - Dumbledore's dark motives for keeping Harry alive for the greater good and effectively blackmailing Snape into being one of his many pawns was genuinely excellent writing from Rowling. Rickman sold Snape so well in the films that this wog they have now is going to look even worse.
>"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?" Dumbledore asked, calmly>"I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?">"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" screamed Dumbledore, calmly>"HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.">CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!>"Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick." Dumbledore threatened, calmly>"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?">"Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...">"...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...">"AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!>"STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!">"I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!">"STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??">"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" Dumbledore murdered, calmly>Harry looks at the growing pile of dead Weasleys, sobbing>"OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!">DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!!>Dumbledore glared at Harry, calmly>"TIME'S UP, AVADA KEDAV-"
>>215328433He was going to be a legit dark wizard once. He still has some dark traits.
>>215307286I'm actually excited for this new adaptation, obviously the full verdict will be given when it premieres.It will be interesting to see what they adapt, what they cut, what they expand, what they change.
>>21531745690% of the book is filler.
>>215307286Cornwall mentioned
>>215307286>“Well down Slytherin, well done…. however SHUT UP CUNT!” bellowed Dumbledor calmly
>>215329210>>215317456>“It’s none of your business if Harry’s been with a hundred girls,” Jesus....
>>215328857>Good morning my childr->WAIT. WHO ATE THAT FUCKING FRUIT?>ADAM! EVE! COME OUT FROM BEHIND THOSE TREES! >YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME. I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR!>"b-but father, the snake, it tricked us-">THIS SNAKE? *picks it up by the neck* >"but lord, the plan, free will - it was esssssentia-" >*SNAP*>*breaks it's neck and flings it aside* >YOU TRUSTED A FUCKING TALKING SNAKE OVER YOUR LOVING FATHER? ARE YOU BOTH STUPID?>YOU'VE RUINED MY PERFECT CREATION!>I HAD ONE RULE. ONE RULE! >GET OUT OF MY GARDEN. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!>A CURSE UPON YOU AND EVERY GENERATION THAT FOLLOWS!>FROM NOW ON YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL WORK, AND TOIL, AND SWEAT, AND SUFFER! >YOU WILL KNOW HUNGER, SICKNESS, GRIEF, DEATH!>THAT'S RIGHT. DEATH! *grins maniacally*>YOU'RE GONNA DIE! ALL OF YOU! DIE DIE DIE! >YOU'LL NEVER BE FORGIVEN. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>God said lovingly.
>>215307286>"STUPID FUCKIGN CUNT!" he said calmly.
>>215316622What?>>215329597You okay?
>>215310799Why is hermoine fuck ass ugly in this drawing
>>215313568The movie version of Dumbledore vs Voldemort was probably the high point of Yates run and the book still shits all over it. The movie is just them flashing lights and screaming and the book has actual real magic, conjuring monsters, shaping flames, commanding statues, teleporting around, magic stuff.
>>215317380>>215317396>>215317416>>215317431>>215317456>>215317468>>215317479Kino covers
>>215327531Dumbledore is already stronger than Voldemort and Grindelwald. Grindelwald was probably stronger than Voldemort at their respective peaks too. Dumbledore was fucking ancient when he drove Voldemort out in the Ministry.
>>215307286there was a wall of corn at hogwarts? i don't remember that from the books
>retards are still replying to a repost a day laterthis board is truly dead and full of bzooms
I just wondering why nobody in harry potter dual wield wand, it doubles the firepower and fire rate right?
>>215330471bump
>>215307286Yeah, getting him to play the gay pedophile wizard was probably the right call.
>>215330487>I just wondering why nobody in harry potter dual wield wandBecause>it doubles the firepower and fire rate right?Yes. Harry grabs three wands during a fight in book 7 and the spell is said to have been more powerful as a result.
>>215311413Fucking legendary effort mate
>>215307526>>215310738I'm uncomfortable with Lithgow accepting LGBT/pedo roles. His manpaws should be kept pure, not fiddling around in Harry's pants like Rowling wants.
>>215307330lol I bet in the flashbacks Harrys Father is just a flatout racist cunt and his mother is secretly thirsting for Snapes BBC but is held back by society or something bullshit like that, god this will be terrible....
>>215322079>not going with black Sirius Black
>>215310025>Right wingers won't watch this because of the race swaps.They won't pay for it, but they'll hatewatch it to post on /tv/.>Left wingers won't watch it because of the authorRowling is a fag-enabler who doesn't realize her own hypocrisy and has a literal CULT in the pervert groomer "community". Obese medicated triple-vaxxed mentally-ill millennial lesbians are clamoring for this shit, and they will desperately watch, salivating over every gender- or race-swap, trembling over every reference to "the patriarchy", moaning over every anachronistic quip like Ron saying "SLAY QWEEN" to Hermione, tribbing over every Gunnesque vulgarity like when Harry says "FUCK VOLDEMORT", creaming when we they finally see Dumbledore topping Hagrid with full unsimulated crust-busting.This series was not made for you, dear muggle, it was made for the last generation's child molesters and their next generation of prey.
>>215310707lol
>>215331132Snape will get lynched
>>215310025normal people who don't care about diversity casting or jk rowling
>>215317196She was probably smart enough to know that even with gloomy british weather UV light still penetrates and you still need to wear sunscreen
>>215311413kek
>>215311413
>>215307330Sometimes the second post is simply the best post. In these time, I like to call attention to the fact.
>>215311413>final lineFucking kino
>>215311413reddit tier stealing
>>215328857>kills ron>still gives 10 points to griffindoorKekIt's the little things
>ITT:
>>215321478Cool
>>215316582If my wife looked like this in the 80s, I too would have her pumping out our kids like a clown car. Wouldn't be able to get me off her, truly. No wonder Arthur has no career ambition. He just wants to go to work, faff about then go home and lay pipe on his hot wife.
>>215311160>Mucus Cadet, via PajeetMilitary Indian wizards??
>>215317479Goddamn, there's spoilers on the back cover for this one. Imagine seeing that grave and you've just gotten the book.
>>215310240>Standing right in front of each other casting fireballs and spells at each otherJust poke him in the eye with your wand at that range jfc
>>215322079Literally could've made any of these characters black and it wouldn't affect the story:- Prof McGonagall- Prof Trelawney- Prof Lupin (added kino layer of everyone treating the black guy like he has wizard AIDS)- Hagrid (extra kino if he were black because imagine all the kids in the 1950s blaming the big black kid who is a gentle giant for the murder of a little white girl. Some Green Mile shit)- Neville Longbottom- Cedric Diggory - Mad-Eye MoodyPeople who should not be black: - racist purebloods- racist halfbloods
Wasn't Harry Potter supposed to have a rule about only casting Britishers? How did he even get the role.
>>215336300JK is not involved in the TV show. It was her stipulation for the films but HBO clearly can do whatever they want. Same way the game has a tranny character; JK not involved.
>>215307330Snape is the deal breaker for me. No watch ever.
>>215336467>incel is BlackCould be fun
what are they going to do when the nigger snape actor is inevitably arrested for assault/petty theft/drugs
>>215310025>Who is this movie for?Executives, shareholders, and accountants at Warner Bros
>>215307286>The scene where he hires a prostitute to give Snape herpes
>>215325731I think Tilda Swinton would unironically be a great choice if they actually got her. Otherwise you are just trying to top Fiennes which wouldn't really work anyway.
>>215307330>makes the biggest loser faggot in the series a black>this is a bad thing somehow
>>215326164>sally as rita skeeter>jgl as snape>harry as bc jrwow it was all right there
>>215337440She's way to based a choice to actually be picked.
>>215310799Harry Potter lives on forever...as commissioned smutfics. Honestly kind of surreal to see how deeply it's integrated into the porn community.
>>215338244>Harry Potter lives on forever...as commissioned smutfics.That applies to everything popular with women.
>>215311413Which of the books was this from?
>>215338146Idk man most of her career is giving great performances in shit movies.
>>215310025Women. Women have no standards, and they'll consume this garbage like they consumed the shitty game a few years back.
>SHUT UP CUNT>he said calmly
>>215317380yeah those stuck out to me too. although I feel 6 had a blatant spoiler lol. >animatedno chance since just kidding hate cartoons? for some reason
>HARRY HENDERSON POTTER!!!
>>215333176>"Padfoot, Wormtail! Get the Mississippi necktie!" James said calmly.>"Chaps, I don't know about this..." Remus protested calmly.>"Oh do shut up, Moony" James admonished chadishly."Accio Alabama monkey grabber!" Sirius said spellcastingly.>"Mi nuh waan die Mister Potter, sa. Please no hang mi. Mi naa go look pan a white witch agen, mi promise." Snape said uncalmly.>"Too late, Swarthius! Far too late! Lynchius Maxima!" James roared calmly.
>>215338957>Swarthius
>>215338957>Mr Potter, your line was 'Petrificus Totallis'
>>215337561Emo niggers have swag, retard. He was fine being portrayed as the goth jewilyn manson wannabe
>>215325330Umm anon Harry Potter isn't real hahahha just forget the 150,000 years of history in terms of real magic
>>215339699What
>>215331132>Patronus of a chimpanzee holding its ankles>>215310025It's not meant to be watched. It's meant to destroy the legacy of Radcliffe. Grint, and Watson for daring to oppose Rowling on the tranny matter.
>>215307286He looks way better than expected.
Buck status?
>>215307286Looks pretty good desu
>>215316582Do you think Bros... Do you think Molly keeps a fire crotch or does she shave? I had heard all natural redheads basically do bush because they know all guys are helpless to it.
>>215307330>nigger snapeShouldn't chuds be happy about this? You finally get to see a black man portrayed as a cuckold in media
>>215307309>>215307330These. Goodbye.
>>215311849Real women on 4Chan?
>>215307286Thought that was old Gigachad looking at the thumbnail.
>>215335713Thank you for your service attention director.
>>215338957>American references
>>215341132Where exactly do you think negro lynching happened?
>hello everyone. i am 32 years old an will not be watching this retarded babyshit for babies. thank you for readingwhy are you guys like this. where is your dignity?
>>215307286why is he wh*te?
>>215341360Because he's gay.
>>215341323I'm OP and I'm also 32 lol
>>215313340That which we would call Juliet By any other skin tone would be as beautiful.
>>215342041Imagine the Negress but completely White lol
>>215310025children
>>215343024K
>>215313340How the actual fuck is she gonna play Hermione...
>>215318010Damn, the guy killed his wife just to not be in this? Sounds like so bad it's good kino.
>>215322079This. They basically chose the worst two characters to blackify. Literally the most stereotypically white British characters in the series whose backgrounds are extremely important to their character development.
I didn't know John Lithgow was British.
https://youtu.be/iN2TVd5TC_M?si=vdLezrU6Bx3ksGHE
>>215344318It's sho-nuff! not Sure enough!
>>215307286The villain from Dexter season 4 is British? What the fuck?
>>215344440they're not doing the "only brits" casting like the movies were.
>>215307286The fact we're probably going to see another Dumbledore actor calmly stop living before the series is over still doesn't save this from being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’s only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>215307330Dead on arrival.
>>215343024TRVKE
>>215307330>potions master makes purple drank>jeet gets called a mudbloodum based?
>>215341006kek
>>215344440>>215344919he also got to play Winston Churchill on The Crown, so he's clearly an honorary Brit.
>>215338656I would be so disapointed if this wasnt posted
>>215316582Why can't they just make designs that are faithful to the book? I might have actually watched it out of curiosity.
>>215322168>HARRY POTTER YOU LITTLE RAT FUCK DID YOU AND MALFOY TROON OUT?!>CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA!>ONLY 41 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!Dumbledore said calmly.
>>215327835>Dumbledore wasn’t even trying to kill Voldemort in their fightWhy though? Voldemort would have respawned but since it took him 13 years last time they would have a lot of time to find and destroy horcruxes.
>>215327835>Dumbledore’s nature is to be the classic humble wizardyou didnt read the books,dumby is an ellitist cunt hungry for power,he defeats grindewald because he is causing masive killings and has no other option.he learns to be kind of humble after a lot of fuck ups.and he doesnt try and kill voldemort because he believes in the profecy and he knows he cant defeat him.
3rd rock from the sun is a very comfy showbetter times
>>215316595>she has no britbong genes at all>Arabella Stanton
