>Gives millions of boys around the Globe a Latina fetish!
Never seen it. The existence of Latinas is what creates the fetish, just look at them
>>215308513Chel is not latina.
>>215308513GORSH
>>215308513I've seen this exact post on facebook like a dozen times. Same picture too. Meaningless bot fake-engagement post?
reminds me that i wanna bang rebecca black
>>215308513Check your math, no way that's right.
Mesoamerican natives traditionally pluck what little body hair they have, so it's reasonable to assume that Chel has a completely bare pudenda.
>>215308513You do know Latinas didn't exist until countries with latin-derived languages colonized and crossbred with the natives yeah? Latin America wasn't Latin until Latin people came over. Incas and Aztecas were just a bunch of dirty cannibal savages humping rocks.
>>215308926D R O P P E DROPPED
>>215308513I enjoyed this more than Prince of Egypt
>tfw born too late for this
>>215308963so nothing has changed
I would have a Latina fetish regardless desu
>>215308513I never saw the movie. I have however gooned to a VR porn with an actress cosplaying as her and it was pretty great
Latinas were designed by and for white men. I love mexican girls so much its unreal
Shark Tale really would've worked better as a 2D movie
Chel was the real treasure of El Dorado
>>215308513She is an amerindian, the latinas would be her muttoid offsprings born centuries later and who are invading USA with more mutts.
Antz is great
>>215308513I honestly can't imagine what being with a girl would feel like. I am a shell of a person and I feel nothing
Someone post the webms so I can cum
>Shrek grossed 42 million domestically in its opening weekend>Road to El Dorado grossed 50 million domestically in its entire theatrical run
>>215309772Kino.
>>215311045in this house, el dorado is a classic!
>>215308963>Incas and Aztecas were just a bunch of dirty cannibal savages humping rocks.
>>215309772this looks insanely good for 1998what the fuck went wrong
>>215308513Straight men are so pathetic.
>>215311179shes killed trillions by this point
>>215308926Based. I would make my ex-gf shave before sex.
Shame how the last 2D movie by DreamWorks happens to be one of their worst movies ever
>>215308637pre-latinawe will make latinas for she is the mother of all latinas
>girl screams
>>215308820yes>>215308604yes>>215309244>>215309261you mean you like looking at pictures of them
>Can't touch this
>>215308926My ex had so little body hair she didn't even shave, she plucked them with a tweezer
>>215312346Why are women like this?
>>215312420Hundreds of thousands of years of sexual selection through rape
>>215308513i took the latinapill a long time ago and never looked backlost my virginity to a brazilian girl, dated a honduran and married a mexicanthey're all i've ever wanted
>>215312420Pretty much this >>215312463
>>215312346
>>215312420every girl I've slept with has got off to rape play and choking/hitting. My last ex cheated on her new boyfriend with me (I didn't know she was with someone since I dumped her and kicked her out) and after she told me and complained about how nice he was.
>>215309284Want
>>215312420>Why are women like this?Lust is actually a form of self abuse, in which you perform actions that induce a greater thirst in yourself and only momentarily slake the desire by abusing yourself in more and more extreme and unhealthy ways more and more often. It makes perfect sense.
>>215310329Its the greatest feeling in the world anon. They don't even understand the depths of our love for them. Tragic.
>>215310329>>215312991Sadly true. Its been years and I still miss my perfect bodied titcow ex every day, despite her being fucking insane and having had other gfs since then. Any time something happens to make me think of love, my mind always goes instantly back to her.
>>215313024Yeah in spite of all the insane bullshit girls put you through the feeling of having a soft girl quivering in your arms is something you can't find elsewhere
>>215308513Isabela Moner gave me a latina fetish, not some cartoon
>>215313222I really need to get another one, but dating these days is a fucking nightmare. The last girl I took out told me that she felt splitting a pizza was "too intense" for a first date.What the FUCK is wrong with this world?
>>215310329literally me, I haven't talked to a woman that wasn't my mother in over a decade
>>215313368Not even a cashier?
>>215313489self checkout on the rare times I go outside
>>215310329Depends what you mean by "being with a girl".Flirting with a girl is like eating candy you can't swallow. It's all excitement without full satiation.If you mean sex, it depends how you do it and who it's with. Humans, especially women, are soft and pliant to the touch and react to pressure. The joy is in their reaction to your stimili (beyond the basic pleasure of your own nerve endings being stimulated). In my experience the greatest pleasure (in both cases) is when your lips are an inch apart. When flirting that means you still haven't gotten what you desire, but the quarry is right within reach. When fucking you are usually deep, feeling sensation along your whole length and pressure on your genital pressure points while you share the same air and breath, holding back what little you have of yourself instead of diving completely into the joining.
>>215308513worked on me.brown or olive skinned women with thick thighs fat asses and flat chests are my kryptonite
>>215313807Can't relate. A girl hugged me once, after talking to me like some kid that just hopped off the short bus.
>latina subordinate is an incompetent idiotholy based
>>215313321
I get the appeal.
>>215314142>tfw born too late to be a conquistador
goat cosplay outfit
>>215314053Chicks who aren't fat but have a cute little fupa are 10's, too bad they always get fat because it's a transitional stage, and most of them love those stupid pants that hide their gunt
>>215314209It's literally always better when it's just some average chick and not a bimbo with lip fillers and a nose job. Literally always I know dudes love bimbos but I've never understood this. Now 1/10 of the chicks out there are doing it
>>215313321>>215314053
>>215314165Born just in time to do whatever this is.
>>215314341lmao based
>>215314341Wow race mixing is like sooo epic and hilarious when you make a mockery of natsoc iconography, this guy totally isn't just brown like most of /pol/
>>215314415>when you make a mockery of natsoc iconographyyour "master race" got beat by people you consider subhuman nazoid>>>/pol/
i love latinas
>>215314497which kind?
>>215314508all but top left
>>215314472>your "master race"low IQ poster, highly susceptible to buttgoy parrot-itis
>>215314472>angry brownoid seethes about being brownLike clockwork
>>215314508the browner the better
>>215314654>posts woman who is heavily filtered and made up to conceal her brownnessEvery single Hispanic wants to be white and they hate themselves, as evidenced by their behavior
>>215314508>>2153145514 > 7 > 10 > 3 > 8 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 9 > 1
>>215314614>>215314650nazis got raped to death by slavs, and hitler and company killed more white people than any other person in historywhy do braindead wignats worship a failed ideology and anti-white leaders
>>215311359kys faggot
>>215314472go back to your reddit propaganda farms shitskin, it doesn't work that well when you stand out so badly
>>215314728oh, it's this script again lmaoleftoid shillbots are so weird and pathetic
>>215311516I want to watch this movie for her but these two faggots stop me from doing it
>>215314835i rape this epic style
>>215308513I too have a fetish for attractive women, fellow degenerates.Us coomers, huh?
>>215312820I bet there are women erotic novels in this topic
>>215315188Many.
>>215315156What would you even do with one if you caught it
>>215315249Squeeze thighs
>>215314209I once had a girl that look almost sinilar to this one show a considerable amount of interest in me (for whatever reason)Long story short: I was too shy at the time so I fumbled. Hard. Think I was 17 and she was 19 or so.
>>215315249shake hips
>>215315397I know that feel bro, and it still haunts me 15 years later.
>>215313314>born 2001dont you have some homework to finish son?
>>215315619not today unc
>>215315650>2001kek, what year were you even born?
>>215315397historic fumble
>>215315397Many such cases
>>215311566We are so lonely we'll talk to bots i a liberal psyop
smol latina is life, thicc latina is hometown
>>215308513i like latinx films
>>215316131>fake tits
>>215316155fake ass too
>>215313991>like some kid that just hopped off the short bus.
2thicc4u
>>215315702Blondes are cute and all, but there is something about picerl's skin/hair/eyes that just wakes something primal when you see it.
>>215316211You wouldn't understand, normalfag. You've never had a woman talk to you like you have brain damage.
>>215316131>>215316174>>215316247Please stop.
>>215316276You're right, the worst I've experienced is women talking to me like I'm a shy loser or something.Never been mistaken for a literal retard though haha.
>>215316247anon these are literal whores who get paid to have strangers fuck them in the ass. You can't let that affect your self-esteem
>>215316311It's honestly kind of comfy. Most chicks treat me like i have the plague. The ones that are nice a far and few, but i like them. I remember one /fit/ tomboy tall chick that was nice, i would have dragged my balls through broken glass for her.
3d model someone made. She looks good in 3d and I read the only merch o or toys they made of her was for burger king
>>215314497This is just yellow fever with extra steps.
>>215313321its a bit intense for a first date (especially if you dont know each other)
>>215316462How the hell is getting a pizza intense?
>>215316476the sharing the same meal part, not the pizza
>>215316491Autism.
>>215316498you have it if you dont get the point, sorry bro
>>215316462>its a bit intense for a first dateBitch, just split the bill and have some good time for the rest of the evening. Too much, would be asking her to suck your dick on the first date. It is not too much to reach for your wallet as soon as the other person does and split the bill at first meeting. This is why I don't date. I love paying for food/drinks when I go out (once in a blue moon these days) but never have I ever been able to wrap my head around why people would get defensive when you want to split the bill on the first meeting? It's little pointless shit like this that makes me cringe when thinking about going on a date.
>>215316527>he doesn't have enough borrowed money from his 3times xgf to buy his current fuck a pizzevirigin detected
>>215316569>That color difference between her face and her handMakeup was a mistake.
>>215316584>muh makeup>whines the incel when he could just wear platform shoesits no wonder you dont get laid
chel wasnt a latina per se but she had the framework. every native tribe had at least one cute lil bitch that wasnt completely busted and crusty with saggy tits and a droopy or puffy face. and she personified thatthats the one bitch the conquistors all gang raped, which i might add were spaniards whos ancestors were also raped by the muslims. so the gene pool has the raped gene sexiness of arab and spaniards mixed inand over time, we get the modern latina: a combination of a raped genepool to give us tan sexy super busty big titty thicc fat ass bitchesbuilt off a lineage of rapes. thank you rapists
>>215316462>>215316491>>215316526>>215316569>>215316606>femoid poster is angry for no reasonTypical lmao
>>215316527>split a pizza = split the billok i misunderstood that partimo most women these days like the first date to be non-committal, something they can easily walk away from like a coffee date instead of dinner
>>215316632What's wrong anon, shitty date? i know how that feels. Some tinder broad gave me shit head the othe night.
>>215316569>buy his current fuck a pizzeI would rather a woman who I could rely on and have a normal, functioning relationship with, than a "current fuck". But it's good to be reminded what goes on in the femoid mind nowadays.
>>215316634>>215316676lel you're not fooling anyone
>>215316693Ignore in incels anons. By the time you're 30 some girl will see your worth and decide it's time to settle down
>>215316632not a woman, sorry to disappoint /v/irgin
>>215316634>>split a pizza = split the billRegardless, I've met litteral niggers from nigeria who came on a work visa and would split a pizza with a guy who is completely different skin/religion than him. Why is it hard for an instagram addled woman to not act like a nigger?
>>215316708dang, i've been caught. my psyop to make you go dutch on that first date pizza is in ruins. Better pay full price for her meal just to show me what an idiot i am.
>>215316718>By the time you're 30 some girl will see your worth and decide it's time to settle downOoofA man can hope, I guess. Thing is, will I see the same worth in her? Or should I just focus on improving myself and settle down for whatever comes out at the moment? Because that is the current trajectory relationships seem to be going in.
>>215316769That's someone else. I was always gonna just pay for the whole pizza. What kind of poorfag splits the bill for a single pizza? I have no idea why you're upset.
>>215316723i still dont get it, did you get one pizza and wanted to split the bill or did you get two?cause if you only got one and then expected to split you just come across as poor, if you got two and she expects you to pay for her meal fully shes poor
>>215316787>i-i-im not mad, you're upsetok bud.
>>215316847What am I meant to be mad about?
>>215309244angie is not a latina
>>215316812I doubt there are many people who would split a single slice and the bill, but if they split a full pizza and the bill, what's wrong with that?
>>215316870
>>215316893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NmxgdYUpk
>>215309244
>>215313807Chatgpt ahh response
>>215316889depends, if youre a student and shes a student and youre both broke, okif youre friends already and regularly grab food together, okbut if you make your own money and she does too and youre expecting her to chime in on your meal youre just a cheapskate
>>215316870>some shitpost response about buying dinner for a broad, >but i'm totally chill, i lirerally don't care about my own money if a pretty girl pays me attention>>i'm not mad though, can't you see how not mad i am. i literally told you im not madhope those free pizzas get you laid m8
>>215312871hoes needa be beat
>>215316954This post didn't help me understand at all.
>>215315670chuds tryna dox but mans ain't fall for it love to see it
>>215316985>>What kind of poorfag splits the bill for pizza (i have no idea why you're upset)>>what am i meant to be mad aboutYou're only response to criticism is insecure "i don't care" responses, combined with "well i have money, so why do i care about roasties taking me for a ride". It's spinelessness poorly hidden behind feigned apathy and wealth.I'm not broke, but i'll ne damned if i let some cunt get a free dollar menu burger because she strokes my ego for a minute.Have some pride for fucks sake.
>>215317125What's your criticism exactly?
so many skipable posts ittjust blah blah talk talk wall o texts
>>215317178>well, uhm, aktually, like what is your pointNigger you have eyes, you can read. You know exactly what i said. Grow a spine and form actual stances, instead of falling back on this reddit-tier fake-apathy "what's ur point man" shit.
>>215308926Proofs?
>>215317215No really what is your point though? All I said is the zoomette was dumb for thinking sharing a pizza was "intense". Everything else about money and pride and ego is something you imagined and then got mad about all on your own.So what was the criticism?
>>215316926I do like it when brown women dress like this and two seconds later go "don't fetishize me!"
>>I was always gonna just pay for the whole pizza. What kind of poorfag splits the bill for a single pizza? I have no idea why you're upset.>b-but remember, i don't care or anything. I'm too cool to care, i just wonder what your point is>>215317268Actual apathy is fine. Feigned apathy is a tell-tale sign of a weak faggot.
>>215317342>Bring up money>Get mad about me replying to you bringing up moneyAutism.
>>215317374>conversation about apathy, along with using money to feign apathy>>well i have money
>>215317430>conversation about apathyThe conversation was about pizza.
>>215308513Historically how realistic was the scenario that a white european colonizer would fuck hot indian girl pussy and have sex???
>>215317448>the retard playing too cool to care falls back on pretending the whole thing was about pizza all alongMaybe this shit works on the retarded roasties you charm at the dive-bar, but it's not working here.
>>215317476Extremely realistic. The Spaniards fucked a whole new race into existence when they got to America.
>>215317493It really was about pizza though >>215316476
>>215317554>>215316787>i was merely pretending to be retarded
>>215317585>bring up money>get told it's not about money>get mad about itYou just want to be mad, man.
>>215317476syphilis wasn't in europe until columbus and his fellas brought it over. look it up. the diseased latinas sucked and fucked a lot.
>>215308513How the fuck is Chel a Latina if she has zero Latin blood? She is a Native Mesoamerican.If Chel's effect had really worked on millions of boys all around the world, they would all be clamouring for picrel i.e. what Chel would gave actually looked like.
>>215317645>muh realismNobody cares what she would have looked like, they care what she did look like. And the closest to that now is thicc latinas.
>>215317610>>bring up moneyNeither of us really brought up much of anything though. You bragged about being loose with your finances when a pair of tits was in the room, because "lol who cares" >>215316787I made fun of you for it, and you've since spent the entire time reassuring me that you don't actually care and actually it's everyone else that is mad.
>>215317667Brother you're the one who mentioned "the plan to go dutch". My actual question to you is right here >>215316476, to which your only answer was "it just is" and then sperging out.
>>215317682Brother cite me where i said getting a pizza was intense. I made fun of you for being one of the retards that turned dating into free doordash for women, and then putting on some fake "i don't care man" attitude about it when confronted.
>>215317728>Brother cite me where i said getting a pizza was intense>>215316491Now you're going to say "that wasn't me" which makes your random spergout even worse.
>>215316491OH NOOO IM SHARING A PIZZA WITH A STRANGER I'VE TEXTED 600 TIMES BEFORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME GEORGEFLOYDMAN
>>215317743>i assumed you were another anon>therefore you're the dummyI've been pretty clear about why i've been calling you a faggot, you can't pretend you didn't know why.
>>215317819>That wasn't me>I inserted myself into this conversation just to sperg outDamn, you really showed me.
>>215309244is that Angie?
>>215317846>fucking hour long sperg-off about you being some 3kool5u tryhard>only just now realizing that this anonymous cambodian sandal making forum has more than 1 other person on it>>>you must be the idiot hereWorst part is i can actually see you getting tail. The only thing more retarded that this shit is some broad at happy hour looking for dick.
>>215317933>mention a willingness to buy a single pizza>3kool5u tryhardStill not sure why you're upset. I'm not talking about taking sluts to fucking Dorsia.
>>215317965And i'm not paying their way for the dollar menu. Like i said, guys like you made dating a part time job for sluts. I bet my left nut you've even paid a chick's rent for her on at least one occasion.
>>215308513Road to Eldorado brought the last hot woman with curves, after that all the women in the animations made in america have no ass, tits and have that man face
>>215318042Never, but you can keep your nut, fag.
>>215318116>i would never, pinky promisetop kek. what's her name anon? who's that poor downtrodden maiden that was behind on rent that you tried to rescue? after all, you're a big strong secure man, you can afford buying her other shit, what's a few bills?
>>215311206Nothing else in the movie looks anywhere near as good as that, because all of that is extremely zoomed out as a closing shot. Most of the movie, while it has a subjective charm that is enjoyable, is technically and objectively shit with awful textures. I say this as someone who loves Antz.
>>215318177>Mad for no reason>AgainWhat the fuck manWe got Mexican instead
>>215308513...until I actually had to be around them.
>>215318220>literally no response>just an actual "ur mad"lol, this guy actually paid some broad's electric bill. did you at least get a BJ?
>>215318253You're just fighting a strawman in your head right now, Anon.
>>215316395what the fuck is the chick on the right doing
>>215318269>he didn't even get the "thank you" BJMaybe another "ur mad" post will show me anon.>You're just fighting a strawman in your headYou fucking wish. The amount of times i've seen some poor bastard just give money to some chick is unreal. I'm not even shitposting, you faggots are everywhere.>but not me!you literally tried to brag about the fact that you buy women free food because "well it's not like i'm taking them to dorsia or something".
>>215314654>Why are women like this?HOLY SHIT!!!
>>215318372Actual schizo lmao
>>215318390>ur mad>ur a schizoI'd rather that than being some sad faggot that pays women to date me.
>>215318456>I bet you pay women's rent>I don't>YES YOU DO I KNOW YOU DO IM NOT CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY YOU'RE ALL IN ON THE SIMP CONSPIRACYOkay man but it was just a pizza.
>>215316926>>215317912>>215309244Who is this semen demon
>>215318512>muh simp conspiracylmao. retarded faggots buying shit for women is a dime a dozen.>it's just a pizza!come on now anon, it's pretty obvious it wasn't a one time thing with you.
>>215318536Angie from fishtank
>>215318596>come on now anon, it's pretty obvious it wasn't a one time thing with you.Yeah I always pay for dinner on the first date, which is always at a cheap place, nothing fancy. Quite a jump from that to paying bills and rent.>b-but guys shouldn't have to pay it's not fairNot my problem.
>>2153176452D brown women =/= 3D brown women
>>215318639Hope they appreciate it anon. Would hate to think you're paying them for nothing.
>>215317266
>>215318794Jesus.
>>215309221>>215318794I was born in the wrong generation.
>>215315397All of us Men are haunted by our inability to act, for what could have been, the moments we lacked courage. This is an entirely male thing. Not a single woman can understand.I am happily married with a kid now. I'm still haunted by the double job at 14 I could have got at that campground. Or that new years night that was so perfect and I ruined my chances at the end of it. I have so many fumbles in my life I made sure not to fumble my wife once I had her.
Sinbad is such a weak movie
>>215311179stupid sexy fertility demon...
>>215318883This bitch is armenian born in uruguay tho
>>215319903arr rook same
wtf going on there bros
>>215320017I don't know what the spanish word is for it but we call it prostitution.
>>215308513Only Americans watched this shit.Imagine caring about the gay history of their corporate empire.
>>215319169All those movies and I've only ever seen Shrek. Dreamworks fucking sucked in the early days.
>>215316247To be fair 6 is below average
>>215319014Well put.
>>215317614Thanks docpepe
>>215311479>pre-latinaSo Asian then. The lengths white guys will go to avoid admitting they have yellow fever.
>>215313321NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE