Anyone else seen this 80s movie? EditionPrevious >>215308318
>another 80s edition
themesongthank you to the anon who introduced me to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P4iatMl7M
RIP SAMANTHA EGGAR
>>215311658RIP to the Broodmother
The /hor/ general on /tv/, a DISASTER lately! Used to be fun with people sharing new or underrated films. Now it’s just the same uncs talking about The Thing, Elm Street, Friday the 13th, over and over. Great movies, sure, but come on folks, there are OTHER FILMS!You mention something like Hereditary, they faint! Barbarian? “Too woke!” Talk to Me? “Soulless!” Smile? They’re crying. These uncs can’t handle a jumpscare anymore! Heart can’t take it! That’s why they stick to the safe stuff, predictable slashers where it’s just some guy in a mask moving slowly. Not scary! Just nap time at the nursing home!We need discussion about NEW movies, UNDERRATED movies, movies that are good but easy to miss, something like MadS or Hatching, not just the same VHS warriors clutching their Phantasm DVDs and calling it art. The only thing scary in there is the smell of old opinions!
Post your favourite "nerd" girls please.
>>215311668>jeets using ai
>>215311673i swear i keep promising to watch this but never do
>>215311673
>>215311673Kelly Hu in Friday 13th Manhattan.
>>215311697If this is AI, it’s the first one that knows Prince of Darkness is mid.
>>215311621>>215311621>>215311621PART 5Pros> 3rd best sex scene of the series.> 3 actresses get naked.> TON of kills.> Great final chase in the storm.> Pam is underdeveloped but still a solid semi-final girl.> Her chainsaw duel could have been longer but was still fun.> False-Jason is still plenty menacing & competent.> Reggie is surprisingly not particularly annoying for a kid actor in a horror film.> The Sheriff is actually willing to believe Jason might be back.> Violet is a non character but her robot dance scene is iconic.Cons> Tommy is a non character.> The double twist ending was lame.> Roy's motive is dumb.> Pam & Violet do not get naked.
I need cozy horror
>>215311673>>215311705>>215311715>>215311719>>215311724Kill yourself>>215311729nothing from the 80s
>>215311729TerrorVisionThe InnkeepersWNUF
>>215311724First Friday film to feature cocaine use.
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>>215311668you keep saying this and then keep not watching or discussing modern underwatched films
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>>215311729Define cozy in the context of horror films.
>>215311741>TerrorvisionFirst film to feature swinging couples as main characters
>>215311756Scream 2 has a better opening, better ending, and actually has chase scenes. Better killers too.
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>>215311740You have no power here homosexual.>>215311729Grave Encounters
>>215311748You boomers can't handle new horror because it's actually scary, that's why you stick to your 80s nostalgia slop you've seen a hundred times.
>>215311729Arsenic and Old Lace
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>>215311802Please, you faggot zoomers think wide open spaces and empty malls are scary.
>>215311821i've never been into halloween, only seen the first onei didn't realize h2o was so star studded
The Strangers irl>'You come out or we come in.' Masked trio threatens Alexandria, VA homeowners in horrifying video.>Shayla Whiteside, who lives in the home, told Storyful she thought it was a prank at first.>“They tried forcing the front door open, jiggled the handles, broke down my backyard fence, and tore through the back screen, screaming threats, saying that they will kill us and that they were coming back”
guys i think 90% of horror movies kinda suck actually
>>215311668Listen here Jack. Or J-J-eetack or whatever your name is. Back in my day we liked big American tits. Glorious ones. My dad used to tell me, son, the Hays Code is the worse thing to happen to this country. You want your 2010 Tubi film discussed, not on my watch. Not with those brown people running around. Dark Brandon out.
>>215311621This poster>>215311668And this posterAre both the same poster, playing both sides in this new controversy he created just for the sake of drama and to get attention
>>21531184390% of all movies suck what's new champ
>>215311840I don't recall the Strangers being talkative.
>>215311621i fucking LOVE the 80s!!!
>>215311846I give it 50/50. But it would be an own goal to care about an image that much.I'm putting on some horror anime
YOKAI NOT WELCOME!!
Stop talking about the 80’s
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>>215311898DUDE
>>21531190380S WEED
>>215311673Which movie is this?
>>215311890Never :)
Can anyone recommend me a really good serial killer documentary? I will leave one for (You) here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hCllteDFMs
>>215311920Doom Assylum
>>215311920Doom Asylum
>>215311890No.
>>215311935>>215311924Based on the cut of her bathing suit and big ass I honestly thought this was a modern movie set in the 80s.
>>215311673Is that my Frankenwaifu in the red bikini?!
>>215311958tfw no 80s gf with bigger than usual 80s ass to go to 80s haunted asylum with in the 80s
>>215311936Imagine how big her bush is.
>>215311970Women back then just seemed nicer in general. Magine going to the movies. No online spoilers. No video essays in advance. No full length leaks online. You saw a trailer a few months ago, decided you wanted to see it, and then went.
>>215311668I'll let the Duke himself explain it
>>215311974
>>215311843It's way more than 90%.
>>215311960It is. It's bittersweet that I have her whole filmography on blu-ray, as she was only in those two movies
>>215311834Definitely try 2 & 4.
>>215311958Funny, because it's kind of an 80s movie doing a 2000s era meta thing
>>215311655Hell yeah
>>215311990i'm sure they were just as cunty back then, but the exclusion of internet and phones probably made things more bearable. it would've been cool seeing a lot of /hor/ with your 80s gf circa 1980 something
>>215312067Source?
horror movies fucking suck. bleh or whatever
>>2153120133. This year she voiced a doll in Strange Toys.
>>215312074The Medium. Not a bad found footage film for 2020s.
>>215311668> uncsQuit talking like a nigger
>>215311668Honestly? Based.
>>215311922real or fake?poughkeepsie tapes
>>215311756>2 years ago>30 votesincluding mine just now
Lillian does computer things
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I don't care for slashers.
Which one is scarier?
Watched the original Wicker Man. It was horrifying but the music and nudity were awesome. Probably one of the only examples of a horror musical that but only works but it's played completely serious.
>>215312240EVIL D-ACK
>>215312283>muh feminist cumputer hacker
>>215312325Whatever cesspit street (You) live on, if you can call that 'living' even.
god bless daddario for keeping her tummy out through this entire movie. at one point they give her a long sleeved button-up shirt and she keeps the last 3 buttons undone so her tummy is out anyway.
And Sheila makes machines(That's a fact, Jack!)>>215312336>cumputer hackerNot really. Have you seen it?
>>215312325>1 Freddy Krueger in your dreamsOr>A group of niggas on your ass when you're awake or asleep
>>215312327That poon would have saved him.
>>215311992Well now, pilgrim, lemme tell ya somethin’. The horror pictures they’re makin’ these days in the 2020s — they’re a whole different breed from the ones that spooked folks back in the ’80s. Don’t get me wrong, the ’80s had their charm — rubber monsters, gallons of fake blood, and scream queens runnin’ through the woods. That was good fun. But these new flicks? They’re smarter, meaner, and they cut a little deeper.See, back in the day, horror was mostly about the thrill — the jump scares, the slashers, the masked fellas who just wouldn’t stay dead. Nowadays, these directors are diggin’ into what really scares folks — things like isolation, guilt, and grief. You watch a movie like Hereditary or The Babadook, and it’s not just about the monster in the closet — it’s about the monsters we carry inside. That’s a mighty different kind of fear.And the craft, pilgrim — the sound, the lighting, the way they use silence — it’s artful. The 2020s horror pictures don’t just show you the boogeyman, they make you feel him sittin’ right next to ya. Plus, there’s more variety now: psychological horror, folk horror, cosmic horror — even social horror. They ain’t afraid to get clever and political, to hold a mirror up to the world and say, “This is the real nightmare.”So while I tip my hat to Jason, Freddy, and all them campfire creeps from the ’80s, I reckon the new generation of horror has more grit and soul. They don’t just want to scare ya — they want to haunt ya. And partner, that’s the kind of horror that sticks with a man long after the credits roll.You follow me, pilgrim?
Abel Ferrara's Body Snatchers (1993) is actually kino, like a feature length X-Files episode and the blu ray looks really good
>>215312325I'll do you one better
>>215312209i must've watched some weird cut of aterado it just looked like a direct to tv movie to me
>>215312081I agree but I like the comfy atmosphere. Can't imagine watching horror films all year around
>>215312471I'm not racist so this doesn't bother me. LOL!
>>215312515Can't relate. LOL!
Honestly? If it wasn’t for the COLORED LIGHTBULBS, nobody would remember 'Suspiria'! Nobody! It's just a bunch of red and blue light bulbs pretending to be art while out of place jazz slop is playing.
>>215312515you don't have to be racist to be in danger
I've never watched ANY sequel to a horror movie. Should I get into FridayThe13th/Elm street/Halloween/Sleepaway camp/Hellraiser?People always say the sequels to these movies are terrible.
>>215312172Real
>>215312521this picture really bothers you? sad...
>>215312535>movie uses real lightbulbsholy fucking kino
>out of place jazz slopBait so bad it's not even worth a (You)
>>215312566is this bait? F13 part 4 and ANOES part 3 are widely considered to be the best of the series
>>215312576i don't know real onespretend poughkeepsie tapes and savageland are real
>>215312566the direct sequel to every single one of the movies you listed is great
>>215312606what the fuck are smoking? dream warriors is fucking shit.
>>215312566i kno that thing ain't fartin
>>215312620dream warriors is kino
>>215312566Watch all of them Friday the 13th 4 and both Sleepaway Camps are actually better than the originals.
>>215312453[John Wayne leans back, adjusts his hat, and levels a steady gaze at you before speaking in that unmistakable drawl.]Well now, I hear what you’re sayin’, pilgrim, but I reckon I ain’t gonna let that slide without puttin’ in my two cents.You talk about the horror pictures of the 2020s like they’ve reinvented fear itself — diggin’ into isolation, grief, and all them highfalutin’ notions like it’s the first time cinema ever stared into a man’s soul. But lemme remind ya — fear don’t have a time stamp. The horror of the ’80s, now that was somethin’ real. Raw. Straight-shootin’. It didn’t need a ten-minute monologue about childhood trauma to get your heart racin’. One shadow in the hallway, one creak in the floorboards, and by God, you felt it.You call ‘em rubber monsters and scream queens — I call ‘em icons. Freddy, Jason, Michael — those boys didn’t just haunt dreams, they became ‘em. They were myths, legends, larger than life. And sure, maybe they didn’t ask you to ponder the meaning of grief while you’re chewin’ popcorn, but they knew what they were: honest-to-goodness entertainment with a fistful of adrenaline.Now you say the new flicks are smarter. Well, maybe. But sometimes, tryin’ too hard to be clever just turns a good scare into a philosophy lecture. And partner, if I wanted to be haunted by metaphors and allegories, I’d read a book. Horror ain’t gotta be dressed up in art school lighting and whispered dialogue to earn its spurs. Sometimes, it’s the simplicity that gets under your skin. You ever sit through the last reel of The Thing or hear the hiss of a xenomorph in Alien? That ain’t just fear — that’s primal.And let’s not pretend today’s pictures don’t lean on the same tricks — jump scares, loud bangs, spooky kids — they just wear a different coat of paint. A slow zoom and a melancholy piano don’t make a film deeper, it just makes it quieter.
>>215312620Are you getting Dream Warriors mixed up with Dream Master or Dream Child?
>>215312625what if I told you it is farting like 20 times a day
WIshmaster is such an underrated series
>>215312708no way jose
>>215312458Meg Tilly was a great actress. Loved her in this and Psycho II
>>215311673This is the worst movie I've seen because it had a hot chick in it.
>>215312711>seriesThe first movie is great, the second one maintains some steam, but the other two are bad at best
>>215312566Hellraiser has the best direct sequel. Friday the best series.
>>215312644Problem is, 80s horror films ain't scary at all, partner. They're just warm blankets of nostalgia for mush-brained adults to curl up with.
>>215311729Nothing beats this in terms of comfyness.
>>215312566Also: Halloween the best original film. And that photoshoot, legendary.
>>215312812>watching that film
>>215312620
>>215312376> Alexandra Daddario offered to film the scene where she is tied up and has her shirt ripped open completely topless, but the filmmakers decided not to, thinking that it would be gratuitousfaggot filmmakers should be banned from directing horror films.
>>215312810Yeah, 80’s seemed to not focus on being scary.
>>215312865Yeah soi cucks. Probably the same type that wears those ugly liberal glasses and gay. Like the two directors of Talk to Me.
>>215312810>80s horror films ain't scary at allThat's a good thing actually. Most movies that try too hard to be scary fail miserably and end up being unwatchable slop that's neither interesting, meaningful nor fun.
>>215312810Today's movies will be warm blankets of nostalgia for aging zoomers in the future, only nobody else will be interested in them the way everyone continues to be interested in 80s, 70s, 60s, etc horror
>>215312950I agree that most films try to hard and end up failing. Damn shame.What was the most recent film that spooked you? For me it was picrel.
>>215313003Smile 2
>>215312865daddario's daddarios... in 3-D...
>>215312810[John Wayne narrows his eyes, shifts his stance, and lets a heavy silence hang before speakin’ in that gravelly, deliberate drawl.]Well now... that’s a mighty bold thing to say, partner — and a damn foolish one, too.You call the horror of the ’80s a “warm blanket,” like fear’s somethin’ that’s gotta come wrapped in misery and metaphor to mean a lick. But lemme tell you somethin’: back in those days, folks weren’t watchin’ horror to feel clever. They were watchin’ it ‘cause it got to ‘em. Because a dark hallway and a creakin’ door could chill your bones quicker than any artsy close-up of a sad fella starin’ at wallpaper.You think Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger became legends ‘cause they were comfortin’? Hell no. They were the kind of nightmares that stuck with you long after the VCR stopped whirrin’. Ask anyone who grew up sleepin’ with the lights on after A Nightmare on Elm Street — they’ll tell ya, those weren’t just movies. Those were rituals of fear.And mush-brained adults? You might want to holster that insult, cowboy. The folks who love those films — they remember a time when horror had guts, style, and didn’t apologize for bein’ bold. You think it’s easy to make an audience scream and cheer in the same breath? Takes craftsmanship. Takes grit. Takes somethin’ real.Sure, maybe the blood was a little brighter and the screams a little louder. But that ain’t a flaw — that’s flair. That’s showmanship. That’s horror made by folks who knew how to entertain without needin’ a thinkpiece to explain the scares.So if you think the ’80s were just soft-livin’ nostalgia, maybe the problem ain’t with the movies — maybe it’s with your own blinders, son. 'Cause while you're busy squintin’ for subtext, those so-called "blankets" are still out there scarin’ circles ‘round half the slow-burn snoozefests of today.
The twist got me, but that alone isn't enough to justify the film. I suppose actually watching the crazy dyke do some of the killing would've been interesting, but as it is it's just a monotonous home invasion film with some extra gore
>not enjoying horror from all erasngmi. I will watch Terrifier 3 and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari back to back, doesn't bother me.
>>215313061Interesting. Normally people say it's a strong home invasion/slasher film, so much they don't think it needs the twist.Personally I thought the twist was more of a strange speed bump but wasn't bothered by it.Also doesn't it look like Trump on the cover? Maybe just me.
>>215312458Yeah, it's kino, very underrated.>>215312535>Suspiria soundtrack>JazzWeak bait.
>>215312810Well, like the other anon was saying, there were real breakthroughs in animatronics in the 80s, which allowed for big monster practical effects like people haven't seen before. And you don't see those type of effects anymore because CGI is easier and they just do everything in post. The cinematography of movies of the era was really high as well as things were shot on film and used practical lighting and sets. Now everything is digital and it all looks the same. Flat lighting because they do the lighting in post, and digital has shallow depth of field, which give them all the same look. They can't even get this guy and the gun in focus at the same time. The blacks just crash and the background has no depth at all. This is how all modern movies look like.
>>21531295080’s is literally known for being goofy
>>215313061Great movie.
Can’t get over this movie. Never seen anything like it. But question, anons, is there a common theory about electricity being a conduit for evil? Lynch used it a lot in twin peaks and other media and they talk about it in this movie as well.
>>215313058Yer gettin' a little redundant here, Duke.Those slash-em-gash-em flicks may have scared some little piss-pants kids and women back in the 80s, but the only folks they're scarin' these days are pre-teens and faggots with full-blown AIDS.But don't get me wrong, duke. Finding' a slow-burner that'd scare any man with healthy T-levels is about as difficult as makin' small talk at your own funeral.
>>215313102it's just that's there's so much retarded shit that the main girl does during the first three quarters of the film that it becomes bothersome, of course the twist justifies a lot of that, but that doesn't change that I've spent an hour watching a dumb girl getting outsmarted by a fat french bastard. And the twist comes so out of fucking nowhere, without any background or explanation, that also feels quite meaningless
>>215313198There's gonna be a sequel so we're gonna find out more about the blood kid eventually. Not sure about electricity. I guess it's a rare but natural occurrence, so fits with mysticism. Did you watch Terrified?
>80s editionWatch Demons aka Demoni from '85 if you haven't seen it.
>>215313061spoilers for 20 year old flicks uncs have lost the plot
>>215313198>is there a common theory about electricity being a conduit for evil?Not specifically evil, but paranormal believers maintain that spirits and kreaturs from da ova side can interfere with electrical signals, that notion being the foundation of every piece of paranormal hunting equipment. I guess there's also an association of it with evil due to the electric chair being used to kill evil people.Apart from that, there's plenty of fringe and niche personal beliefs of the sort.
>>215312566>People always say the sequels to these movies are terribleNo film in the first 3 series you listed are even close to terrible.Absolutely watch.Hellraiser gets bad in places but the first 5 + most recent are worth watching.2 is better than 1.
>>215313198It was good until the main character kept doing the dumbest most retarded shit over and over again.
>>215313162goofy kino > bad actors pretending to be scared for an hour and a half of the most cliché horror plot imaginable
>>215313230>sequelI was wondering. Would have been ok either way, but that’s good to know >terrifiedI haven’t watched that. Didn’t even know about it. Thank you anon.
Not that one asshole who keeps complaining, but for modern horror I thought Under the Bed (2012) was good enough to keep my attention for 90 minutes and provide a couple good spooks and a worthy adversary monster. There's one scene that's reminiscent of the parallel dimension floating ember style underworld place that you see in season 1 of Stranger Things. The characters mostly all suck though, as is common in a post-Obama America put to film. I'm a bit bummed that one chick isn't in more stuff aside from TV movie crime-thriller-mystery made-for-women slop.
>>215313244I bet you are one of the mutherfuckers that go around telling people that Bruce Willis is a ghost
>>215313242Based
>>215313287Looks bad
>>215313271Enjoy, personally I rate them about the same.I listened to an interview with the director a while ago and he seems based, basically he has had opportunities to make bigger films but says they come with too many strings attached and would rather wait for funding for original ideas.He also has some vampire black comedy thing in production.
>>215313287Added to my watchlist, not for Oct but afterwards
>>215313003i also enjoyed this movie
>>215313256In Twin Peaks The Return the inference was that the electrical towers looked sorta like owl totems.>The owls are not what they seem
>>215313132Yeah, it's amazing how much worse cinematography is nowadays. Jean Rollin's shoestring-budget films made in the 70s mog most big-budget modern films.
>>215313003I suppose that the most recent film that spooped me was pic related. Though I haven't seen Bring Her Back yet, and everyone is saying that it's scary af, so I'm looking forward to it.
>>215311729Signs
thoughts? saw it today. really kino
>>215311840I live in Arlington, and long story short Alexandria is the black side of NoVa. So, story explained.
>>215313404loved this movietaiwan numba 1
>>215311881Yokai are the big unmined treasure trove of horror. It's like a whole second family of cryptids to make movies about.
>>215313287Seen this. Good
>>215312325>Night on Martin Luther King Streetgod i really want this now
>>215313446 shit from a butt
>>215313446Theaters? How do you sit in a theater and look at so many blacks and girlbosses on the screen for 2 hours?
>sick as fuck last night>no energy>still want to get a horror movie in>press microphone button on TV remote and weakly say "REC 2">TV: "Now playing, Shrek 2">just go with it because I'm too tired to fix itbros does shrek 2 count? my halloween streak is ruined otherwise
Forgot how good Haute Tension is. Feels like it should be talked about more often.
>>215313490>post yfw the reveal at the endhonestly my life has lowkey been on a downward spiral ever since I've watched that film, maybe it cursed me for real
>>215313623Made me laugh. Get better anon.
>>215313620there's ZERO black people in black phone 2.
>>215313620mentally ill
>zoomer niggerbabble>ai spamnew low
>>215311621I want to watch more horror but I'm scared of jump scares and want characters I can root for and an overall quality film. Examples of horror films I enjoy include The Halloween Tree, the house of the devil, Halloween |, Sinners, Coraline. Children's horror is fine. I haven't even seen most of the classic horror films so any of those are also fine. Any recommendations please anons?
>>215313723Oh, I also liked Nightmare on elm street and Friday the 13th.
>>215311729Symptoms (1974)
>>215313723So many great ones.>Gremlins >Alien/Aliens>The Thing>Bram Stoker's Dracula>The Evil Dead (maybe some jumps but they're goofy too)
>>215313771Seems obscure, I've never even heard that one mentioned here.>The original prints of Symptoms were missing for many years; the film was last shown on British television in 1989, although it circulated privately through bootlegs.[6] In February 2016, it was announced that with the help of the British Film Institute, the prints had been obtained and the film would be released on DVD
>>215313263This kind of happens a lot in horror flicks, but this one stands out more with a gnarly we-did-everything-wrongkino
>>215313653This general just discusses 80’s film’s endlessly
>>215313669Yeah but movie previews?
>>215311655The most kino song from the whole franchise (Part VI, the RV kill scene) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_knOFcxExTc
>>215313771I’ve had this on the backlog. I’ll check it out
>>215313723Seen the old Universal movies? They're old but they still hold up very well and look beautiful in 4K
>>215312810Movies aren't scary, period. Most old school horror films relied on suspense, which was done through the filmmaking. Modern horror films, which zoomers find scary (because they're babies) are haunted house bullshit. They rely on disorientating effects and making the viewer feel like something is going to pop out at you at any second. Some people think this scary. Most adults find this annoying, just like many adults find haunted houses annoying. Give me a well crafted film over some pseudo scary half assed creepypasta shit.
>>215313723>>215313734>underage too scared for regular horrorYou'll fit in fine here. Any generic horror comedies and 80s slashers would fit your criteria.
>>215313845>, pilgrim
>>215311729The Cat and the Canary (1939)
>>215313653I actually watched it last night. It was the first time I'd seen it in probably 20 years, and it wasn't nearly as good as I'd remembered. Very disappointing.I remembered it as being in the same league as Martyrs and Inside, but it's not even close.
>>215313804Because that’s when horror was the most fun.
>>215313804If you want to talk about Haute Tension you can just do it. You know, have basically any kind of insight or thoughts on the film that go beyond "it's good". No need to pretend reply to yourself.
>>215313653was literally mentioned earlier in the thread
>>215312325>i don't care where you are in america, if you on on martin luther king boulevard there's some violence going downChris Rock: Roll with the New
i'm not feeling halloween this year. too much work and too much shit on my mind. barely got started with my /hor/ watchlist. it's over.
>>215313879Movies don’t need to be fun. Grow up.
>>215312810By definition, zoomers cannot have nostalgia fir 80s movies. It's just an aesthetics fad.
>>215313910The hardest part is getting started anon. Go treat yourself to some pumpkin beer and take your mind of it.
>>215313876>MartyrsTotal fucking garbage>InsideActually haven’t seen this. It’s good?What didn’t you like about Haute Tension? I thought it was still tense as fuck, gore was great, music was great, good night cinematography. And I like the ending twist.
>>215313887No one is replying to themselves
>>215313931Inside easily is the best French film imo. It's tight, stays in it's lane, and brutal. I like the other two but I think Inside is a more complete package.Go watch it NOW.
>>215313910Feeling this. I think I've exhausted the genre at this point. I've seen most of everything I'm interested in seeing.>>215313917One of the big appeal of the horror genre is that the films are fun.
>>215313847I'm actually 30. I just am a bit of a coward to be honest and wasn't allowed to watch horror when I was younger. I can deal with a lot of it but jump scares still physically make me jump. And I don't like horror movies that are terrifying for no reason.>>215313723>>215313734Can't believe I forgot but I also liked the original Nosferatu. Any gothic films like that but more scary? I plan on watching the Herzog and Eggers remake sometime soon.>>215313790Thanks anon.>>215313839I have not, will add to the list.
>>215313971I've seen maybe 1000 films now and still feel like there's classics I haven't got to. You should prob watch less during the year.
>>215313931>Total fucking garbageShit taste
>>215313997>Any gothic films like that but more scary? The Bram Stoker's rec fits.Shadow of the Vampire is also a kino film up that alley. It's kind of meta Nosferatu and Nosferatu at the same time.
>>215313801this movie is different because there is literally a fucking list of shit not to do and then you have to watch the retarded inhabitants do every single fucking one and never learn from breaking the last rule that the rules are actually fucking real. I'm sorry but fuck this movie I really couldn't care less because of that aspect. the characters don't give a fuck if they live or die why should I?
>>215314009Maybe he's talking about the 2015 American remake. Then that'd make sense.
I originally didn't think much of The Hitcher when I first saw it as a teenager some years ago and I was consuming every single "cult" film but after re-watching it as an adult with a fully formed brain I have to say it's absolute cinema as most films where the protagonist seriously considers shooting themselves dead at the exact half way point of the runtime.
>>215311621>Clown 2014off the bat let me say this is a shitty horror movie, a shitty movie in general. but my analysis is just that this movie is about pedophilia, almost in an apologetic way. it associates pedophilia with a curse that give an insatiable temptation to eat children by means of the clown costume being related to a demon from yore called cloyne. This shit pissed me off. not the discussion about pedophilia, thats its own thing, and i think this movie is too retarded to say anything intelligent on the matter, plust its executive produces by pedophiles so whatever. no what pissed me off is that it connected clowns to demons and made that the aesthetic of the curse and for only the reason that kids like clowns. im a bit of a nerd about clown history, and the way that horror films attach themselves to them as a symbol irks me very often. In Terrifier, as a contrary example, At is a clown. hes just actually a clown, and hes a murderous violent sadistic torture porn slasher villain, but he is still a clown. Here its a clown, stylized witha demon name cloyne, because... its scary?? similarly, Gags the clown (also a shitty movie) is about teh 2016 clown sightings and the idea that spooky clowns are spooky. v fucking annoying. count yorga analysis coming toon tm, im gonna watch the sequel and analyze them together, the preview is that its about sex. its nearly always about sex/temptation with vampires.but im liking yorga, hes a good example. P.s. i didnt even know these fucks were still making movies, i guess its just shitty mid budget direct to netflix movies though.
>>2153140021000 horror films? Huh? I try to watch about 20 horror films every October. Outside of that, I don't watch much from the genre. What are the "classics" you haven't seen?
>>215313931>Actually haven’t seen this. It’s good?It's a legit masterpiece. But if you were filtered by Martyrs, you may not agree.>What didn’t you like about Haute Tension?There was nothing interesting about it. Just some dude rampaging until WHOA, IT'S NOT REALLY A DUDE.
>>215311802i beg thee, share an 'actually scary' modern horror. i need something to spook me. so far this month, in terms of modern horror, ive seen barbarian, weapons, pearl, the substance and the first omen, as well as clown (i discussed it in the post above).
What horror movies have everyone make the smartest choices and still don't give the antagonist/horror asspull elements? Like a perfectly rational plot.
>>215313997Watch the Creature from the Black Lagoon trilogy and both 50s/70s Invasions of the Body Snatchers.
>>215314089SinisterInsidiousConjuring 1&2Possession of Michael Caine
>>215313903Goddamn it. I figured no way it’s been mentioned already, I’ll just post about it. Fuck. Well, I still think it’s badass.
>>215314072Well I have Fright Night lined up for tonight, everyone seems to have seen that.Others off the top of my head>Children of the Corn>Pet Semetary>Human Centipede>Phantom of the Opera>Rocky Horror Picture Show (see I don't even know if it's a horror)I was also a "I never rewatch films" kind of guy so most of the classics I actually need to see again.
>>215314090Green Room people who didnt watch it will say they shouldn't have played the anti-nazi song but the actual punks didnt care and would have just beat them up at worst. they figure out it's a drug den by happenstance
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>>215314127I tried watching Children of the Corn and I turned it off because it was so fucking dull
>>215313723>>215313734Absolutely watch the Halloween, F13 & Nightmare sequels. Especially Halloween 2 & 4.
>>215314118It is. There's an alternate universe where they never included the twist and just kept it straight laced and it was just as well received, maybe even better.The scene in the public bathroom I think is a good example - that's cliche as fuck but it's done so well you can forgive it.
>>215314130Thank you, Captain Obvious
>>215314090wolf creeklotta smart decisions in those ones
I watched Bring Her Back. It was way better than I expected. A real feel-bad movie.
>>215314090Part of what makes Return of the Living Dead funny is how characters make logical choices, but ultimately it makes the situation worse every time.>>215314127I've seen all of those. Hardly classics.
>>215313723>>215312566GREAT> Halloween 1>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4> ANOES 3 - Dream Warriors> ANOESVERY GOOD> Halloween (18)>> F13 - Part 2 = The Final Chapter> Part 6> Wes Craven's New Nightmare>>> F13 - Part 3 = Part 5 = 2009> Halloween 6 (PC)> Jason Goes to Hell> F13 - Part 7GOOD> Freddy vs Jason> Halloween 3> ANOES 4 - Dream Master> Jason XDECENT> Halloween Kills> ANOES 2 - Freddy's Revenge> Halloween H20> Halloween 5> Halloween Ends> Freddy's DeadOK / MEH> Zombie's Halloween 2> Friday the 13th (orig)> Zombie's HalloweenPOOR> Halloween 6 (TC)> ANOES 5 - Dream Child> F13 - Part 8BAD> Halloween ResurrectionHORRIBLE
>>215314162Not really, the characters were so ugly I didn’t gaf about them.
why come patricia tallman wasn't more popular after night of the living dead remake?i like her boobiesin her shirt
>one anon hates Haute Tension but loves Martyrs>one anon hates Martyrs but loves Haute Tensionkek
>>215314080And what’s Martyrs? Just torture porn then WHOA KEEP DOUBTING
>>215313162Horror is inherently goofy.
>>215314130agree, plus you could have replaced the nazi skinheads with any other anti social group (post hardcore if you wanna stay in punk, but plenty of other types of seedy bars out there) and the plot would make the exact same sense. in effect, they made the antagonists nazis just so they could cover nazi punks cause of how much of a banger it is, and maybe cause it was socially relevant to label bullshit as nazi at the time
>>215314168They all had cultural impact though.
Is there any good animated or anime horror (in the truest sense of actually being scary) or is it impossible?
>>215314198And? Bragging about having seen a 1000 films and you haven't even seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Go to bed, kid.
>>215314208"Scary", no. Maybe that scrolling anime page with a screamer is, but when you're watching an anime there's no threat.Creepy? I think the Junji Ito tv show adaptions are often creepy because he's a master of skincrawling plots. Also that doll segment in The Curse of Kazuo Umezu sticks in my mind.
>>215314208Evil Toons. Don't watch it if you're faint of heart.
>>215314225It wasn't a brag, the point was about when people feel sick of watching films.There's 4 movie a day anons here who've seen like 8k films or some shit, watch 100+ in October alone.
>>215314208i keep thinking of blood the last vampire but i haven't seen it in a long timewasn't there one that just came out called " the summer the sister i fucked died" or something like that
>>215314225Oh "And?", that's just what I meant by classics, films that have cultural impact that lots of people have seen.
>>215314208Vampire Hunter D, its sequel, and Perfect Blue are great. Wicked City and Demon City Shinjuku are also very good
>>215314276Great. Doesn't apply to me. I've just seen much of what the genre has to offer. I'm skimming the bottom of the barrel trying to find anything worthwhile. Tired of it.
>>215314182Not only was the plot full of mystery from beginning to end, it also happens to be the most genuinely disturbing film ever made (not up for debate).As to the philosophy behind it, it's about fear of death and the usefulness of suffering in achieving freedom from earthly constraints. It forces the viewer to confront the possibility that extreme suffering can actually be beneficial, as difficult as it may be to accept.
>>215314285also satoshi kon's perfect blue and paranoia agent but those are more thrillersparanoia agent has good horror momentsbut one of the stories was straight up ripped from karen black's trilogy of terror
>>215314295Your own personal definition of classic is stupid.
>>215314127>Rocky Horror Picture ShowThis film fills me with rage just thinking about it.
>>215314208other anons are saying perfect blue, and its a great film, and if you can mentally put yourslef in that space its creepy at times but its not scary in the same way that a live action movie can be scary. similarly, one thats creepy and unsettling at times, very good but not scary is la casa lobo or the wolf house (same movie), plus its just stunning how creative the animation is.
>>215314334what i hate is you can't talk about ace ventura at all anymore because of trannies but at the same time they love rocky horror
>>215314327Sound like you have a stick up your ass dude, consider removing it.
THIS MOVIE IS TOO FUCKING MUCH.Its charming and funny, but God Fucking Damn dude.And its in-fucking-sane that this is by Peter Jackson, but only 9 years before Lord of the Rings.Its worth a watch, but FUCK a rewatch.
>>215314307>woe is me! oh how I suffer!
>>215314309you sound 14
>>215314364I may actually rewatch this because of this post. One of the few films I saw in college when I was high as fuck and don't remember much.
>>215314346Have you seen the classic film, the Force Awakens?>>215314364What is this post.>>215314373Projection.
>>215311621I know they're siblings in the episode but these two clearly wanted to fuck each other and it shows in the episode.
don't mind me just fumigating the thread for faggots
I found to watch a found footage horror flick but can't decide.So I'll watch whatever the first found footage horror replies to this that I haven't seen.
>>215314380You sound like you don't have anything substantial to say.You got filtered. No need to lash out.
>>215314419Found footage of your suicide.
>>215314419hell house 3
>>215314419frogman
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>>215314364What’s crazier is that he went straight from The Frighteners into LOTR. How the hell he pulled that off, I’ll never know.
>>215314419Blair Witch Project obviously.
is blair witch project good or nah cause a jit might just watch dat shi rn
>>215314485it's literally thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l2So90yoKwmade millenial kids shit their pants because they thought it was real2016 was kinda cool with the leggy lady chasing them and the witch controlling time
>>215314485Probably the only "found footage" horror film worth watching. It's not that memorable though.
>>215314470I always thought that was bonkers too. But don't forget Heavenly Creatures, that was a critical success and showed Jackson could do both drama in addition to all his crazy action.One thing I've read is that it was originally planned to be one or two films, but when they saw how good it was looking they shot for three. Pretty ballsy on Miramax's behalf.
>>215314513>made millenial kids shit their pants because they thought it was realNo they didn't.
>>215314485People come out of it thinking it's either the goat horror film or total trash. It's not a safe bet as a watch.
>>215314528this kid doesn't remember a time before internet
>>215314519He asked for 3 originally. The first would be the Hobbit and then 2 LOTR movies but they didn't have the rights to the Hobbit so they skipped it.Weinstein wanted it to be 1 single 2 hour film but Jackson refused even when Weinstein threatened to replace him with Tarantino.
>>215314528I was really young at the time and airsofting with older college people and I definitely remember them wondering if it was real or not. Not like super convinced obviously but like how people used to discuss weird conspiracy theories "like what if"
>>215314364this movie is pure kino from beginning to end. jackson peaked between this and the first lotr.
>>215314513kek im gonna watch that after i finish the movie>>215314517>>215314529I am convinced. i will get back to you with my review if the thread doesn't die
>>215314528Yeah I was 12 or something thought that was dumb. Why would they show it in a movie theater... maybe it was a regional thing. I guess if you saw it without hearing about the marketing buzz maybe.
I predictBlack Phone 2 > Shelby Oaks > V/H/S
>>215314585damn, stuckmann really did win if he's no longer a meme
>>215314364too much what?
>>215314451You win. Hope it is good.>>215314432>>215314433>>215314434Seen these but nice recs
>>215314537Nah, it's just zoomer revisionism. The question of whether Blair Witch was real or not was short lived, and mostly talked about before people saw the actual film. >time before internetBlair Witch was notable for being heavily promoted through its website.>>215314552Wow, did you clean up after they shit their pants?>>215314577It was mostly because they ran a special on it before the film was released, and they treated it as a real event. By the time it hit wide release, it was heavily publicized to be fake.
>>215314451Just watched this, I say pretty good and interesting but the ending was underwhelming, it kind of just end, these movies always do that, I wish for once a mockumentary ended in the most epic "shit cthulhu just ass rape us all in 4k" scene.
>>215314295>>215314327>>215314346>>215314388>While the term “classic” can feel a little subjective (we all have our favourites, right?), there are certain qualities that most classic films share. These movies have some kind of magical blend of storytelling, artistry, and emotional pull that makes them stand out across generations. t. veredneta com>As I’ve stated before, my own personal definition of a classic movie when I am asked about it is a movie made more or less between the confines of 1916 (when filmmakers were really starting to “get” moviemaking in my opinion) and the fall of the production code in 1968t. backlots net>“Our selections run the gamut from justly praised critical darlings… to benchmark genre fare…” writes Thom Grier in the intro. “…Quality was our guiding principle, but we took influence into account as well.” t rogerebert com t. entertainment weekly>“The standard way of thinking about it would be to say, a film that’s a classic is kind of like a pinnacle of the form,” she said. “It embodies everything that had kind of led up until that moment, and it represents a kind of culmination.”>“But then classics also might not only be those that represent some kind of urtext of the form, they might also be films that have just withstood the test of time and that we still really, really love,” she said.t. wpr org t. University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee film professor Jocelyn Szczepaniak-GilleceSo basically a classic is whatever you want it to be, cultural impact seems good, but cultural impact plus good example is probably better.
What's the point of Ti West
>>215314411Don't harm yourself, Anon.
>>215314605>Blair Witch was notable for being heavily promoted through its website.yeah when almost no one used the internetthere was spacejam.com and blairwitch.gov
>>215314585Never heard of Shelby Oaks before, convince me to pick it up.
>>215314623So people who are afraid of watching "old" movies and would call Alien boring can feel like they're being included.
>>215314633it's the guy who did haunting of hill house and midnight mass and he's gonna put his gay wife in it
>>215314623white people are le scary n shiet
>>215314623nobody knows
>>215314649Retards like you are somehow more annoying than the retards who like his movies.
>>215314585>i predict>orders them the same way letterboxd wouldheh.
>>215314605That's fair, guess I can finally see how yeah you could think it was real. And even though the net was big in 99, zoomers probably can't imagine how not having instant access to the global consensus or snopes or some shit made a difference.I always think the ectoplasm part is the funny bit about BWP, stands out as goofy.
>>215314628I was in junior high and only heard about it through word of mouthIt had a certain viral reputation.Never even watched it until recently though because found footage student-film budget concept sounded stupid to me at the time.
>>215314623the wall spares no one so look at mia goth while shes still hot.
>>215314686I want to inspect the poop of the woman on the left
>>215314623I kind of enjoyed The House of the Devil.He is really good at making 3 star movies and getting hired to direct a single episode of random TV shows.Honestly I most hate him for writing the Second Honeymoon segment of the first VHS film (what trash)
>>215314633I know literally nothing about it beyond the poster I posted.I just assume it can't be worse than 2025 v/h/s
>>215314623The Innkinoeepers.Best thing he did.
>>215314692>mia goth>hot
>>215314628More zoomer revisionism. Lots of people in America had the internet by 1999. It's just that the internet didn't have a fully developed culture, and was more limited in scope.>By August 1999, the website had received 160 million hitsFrom the Blair Witch wiki.>>215314610I could point to why you're wrong, but you're obviously dumb and it isn't worth my time.>>215314678Like I said, there was a special on a sci fi network that posed the events of the film as being real. But by the time people saw the film, press aside, it was clear they were just some amateur actors in the woods making a goofy horror movie.
>>215314451this format is so bad i wish theyd stop doing faux documentaries and calling it found footage. the extreme gore they show completely breaks the immersion that you're watching a doc because a doc would never not censor that. and your two detective leads are not good enough actors to have so many lines sitting in one spot through the whole movie.
>>215314702They're full of beetle shells most of the time, I've checked.
>>215314180She played the witch in Army of Darkness. She was a regular extra in ST TNG, DS9 and Voyager. Also had a decent role on Babylon 5.
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>>215314741yeah well i can't jack off to that>>215314731Ok you're right you were there you convinced me
>>215314585>>215314675VHS is 100000% the worst one and you could put any single vhs movie ever in there and it would still be last place
>>215314731>I could point to why you're wrong, but you're obviously dumb and it isn't worth my time.im not the anon you were talking to. id be happy to engage in a discussion with you about the meaning of a classic. >>215314726i would cum inside her repeatedly anon. there's something about her for me.
>>215314386Its on free by like 3 people youtube.No streaming services have it.
>>215314755Black Phone is the worst horror movie ever, unless you tell me the second one is THAT much better you are just wrong.
Which one of these Terrifier 2 rip-offs should I watch? Or are they both shit?
