>>215313376
Let me get 2 large buckets hoss. For me and my girl. Make it extra buttery.

>you can have anything you want

I've lost my appetite because he was near my food

Robert told me I was allowed to have the crablegs again. So one large order of those please. I promise not to leave butter in the seats this time...

>>215313398
>butter is self serve at the contactless butter squirter

>>215313376
Leave some of the bottomless popped corn buffet for the rest of us.

Speak of the Janny, and he will appear

>>215313376
>Shovel popcorn in
>Toss it in the air
>Kinda spin it around
>Quickly drizzle butter on top of it
Whatever makes the day go by quickly but quite literally anybody can do this.

Legends say he is still flipping and twirling that bucket to this day, in an abandoned theater no one can find, serving customers...only he can see.

Believe it...or not.

>>215313376
if i saw this shit i would immediately get the manager, so unprofessional. this isn't a fucking circus dude just give me my tub of pop corn

>>215313472
what a prick you must be to feel the need to act like its so easy. Is it impossible? obviously not but its certainly not something you would have down without plenty of practice, the butter drizzling or popcorn shovelig isn't the impressive part