Arthouse and classics MacLaine edition>QotDFavourite Shirley joint or performance?Thread theme: https://youtu.be/5eTDArcT5FAPrevious: >>215286759
Queen of /film/
queen of /film/
>>215314269
Another thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG-mM0zHiVE
>>215314639Thought it was going to be the Faith No More track Interestingly, the bass player from Cows actually played with Mike Patton
Does anyone have Satan Met a Lady (1936) in 1080p?
>>215314988Not on KG. Is it out somewhere?
>>215314262She was so cute in The Children's Hour.
>>215315592She was so cute in general.
RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee
>>215315436>Is it out somewhere?It was on HBO Max for a while. I thought someone might have ripped it. I'm not on the elite trackers.
We're all elite here.
>>215314639John Wayne chudded out hard because of Midnight Cowboyit's kinda funny tho that he noticed the gay subtext, i only picked up on the fact that there are any gay elements at all on like a third watch
poor Zhang, from making state propaganda to making JAVs
>>215317235Some of his best work nonetheless.
>>215317235Holy based.
>>215315592damn, imagine being Warren Beatty
Who's afraid of virginia woolf?
We do really have a Vistavision issue, /film/
Why are modern films allergic to dissolves?
>>215318363
>>215318363>>215318609#bringbackSuperTechnirama
>>215317235>Karen Kaedekino alert
>>215314262>>215315592she looks like Snood
>>215319049Many are saying this.
>>215314262Never seen anything except the Apartment. She cute
>>215314262>>215315592>>215319049I have such a crush on her, bros… she's so cute at any age it's unreal.>QOTDThe Apartment (1960, dir. Billy Wilder)
Still kickin' at 91 btw
a whore for 91 years
>>215318609The Brutalist looked like shit. It's like they forgot they were shooting on film and forgot to light appropriately.
>>215320095What is she kicking?
>>215320155My balls
Sweet Charity is her best movie.
>>215320471meh
>>215320155My heart.
>>215314262>I was in love with Alan Ladd and I went to a party at Romanoff’s. I’m 5’7”. In heels, I’m 5’9” or 5’10”. They said, “Shirley, your favorite actor is here. Come and meet him.” I turned around. He was there and I went, “Oh hi, Mr. Ladd.” (expecting him to be taller and realizing she’s looking down at him) He was about 4’9” and all my admiration disappeared literally in the dust.hate this bitch
>>215321240>alan ladd was 5'6love this bitch
korea (south)
>>215321344korea (worst)
>>2153213015' 6" is average, actually
>>215319049No, Snood looks like her. Snood hopes she has a career like Shirley.
When was the last time we had intellectual discussion of film?
>>2153214992016.
>>215318609I keep seeing the Wuthering Heights trailer in theaters and it looks so fucking GAY. Wish Margot Robbie would just disappear at this point
>>215321443>tfw you could still make a movie starring Shirley, Jess, and Snood in 2025
>dumb action movie with Stallone, Arnold, Keanu Reeves, Liam Neeson, and Nicolas Cage:-l>dumb action movie with Jackie Chan:-O
>>215316449It's on PTP: Satan.Met.a.Lady.1936.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-MPX.mkvGeneralContainer: MatroskaRuntime: 1h 14mnSize: 5.25 GiBVideoCodec: h264Resolution: 1440x1080Aspect ratio: 4:3Frame rate: 23.976 fpsBit rate: 10 000 kb/sAudioEnglish 2.0ch E-AC-3 @ 224 kb/s
>>215321644More like>dumb action movie:-l>dumb action movie by CANNES DIRECTOR JOHNNY TO, NICOLAS WINDING REFN and JOHN WOO:-O
>>215321644>>215322161Yes.All the American actors you listed combined don't have as much talent as Jackie Chan. They quite literally could not do the things he did at his peak, ever. Jackie is a once in a generation type of master. Everyone else you listed is disposable or replaceable.
>>215321644Jackie Chan is more compareable to Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, can't think of a western actor since them who holds a candle to 'im.
>War Pigs starts playing out of nowhereOH NO, THE FIGHT'S OUTI'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOURLIGHTS OUT
>>215314262Being There
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oct/11/the-freak-script-charlie-chaplin-unfinished-final-film-to-be-publishedSent that freak flying.
Best Jean Cocteau?
>>215318363black character. no thanks.
>>215323153Not an argument.
>>215323393>>215323416haha 1 minute apart nice way to out yourself as a BBC lover.
we're all BBC lovers here
>do nothing>some peckerwood on the internet feels threatenednigga/film/ can't stop winning
Test
>>215323506AYO JANNY THIS NIGGA BAN EVADIN'
>>215323495>as Dyer explainsRead that as Dreyer and was very confused.
based FBI and based CIA for making Seberg pay the toll
>>215323629Speaking of... this was sad to read if I'm honest.
>>215321644don't put that hack liam neeson in there
Liam Neeson? Don't you mean Liam Onhisnees?
The history of special effects is the history of cinema. For that I weep realizing that Eisenstein did not live to see Tron, Who Framed Roger Rabbit and the Nintendo Entertainment System.>the canon will be decided by the history of special effects, not your cinematography still frames that hang in a museum>the entire 1950s arthouse and on is a detour under the false presumption that cinema exists in the painting tradition not the vaudeville tradition1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs2. A Trip to the Moon3. The Thief of Baghdad4. The Golden Voyage of Sinbad5. Metropolis6. Fantasia7. Star Wars5. Tron6. Blade Runner7. The Evil Dead 28. Who Framed Roger Rabbit9. Batman (Dir. Tim Burton)9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring10. The Polar Express
>>215323818yawn
>>215320095>>215320122Maybe I still have a chanc6
>>21532381811. The bull in Takashi Miike's 13 Assassins
>>215323642I always thought her life would make for great biopic material.Apparently they actually made one and it was terrible. So I guess the joke didn't quite end with her death.
>>215323818>The Thief of Baghdadgood. also use 7th voyage or jason and the argonauts over golden voyage
>>215319049Lol, lmao even
>>215323818Special effects are for normies. It's the artists that transformed cinema into high art. Antonioni, Bela Tarr, Stanley Kubrick.
The Ten /film/ Commandments– I –Kino is the best, thy art. Thou shalt have no other art before Kino.– II –Thou shalt not make unto thee any distasteful waifus.– III –Thou shalt not take the name of Kino in vain.– IV –Remember the thread, to keep it holy.– V –Honor thy queen of /film/ and thy pimps.– VI –Thou shalt not nuke threads.– VII –Thou shalt not lust over Kino.– VIII –Thou shalt not stop seeding.– IX –Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow posters.– X –Thou shalt not covet thy fellow poster's goods.Are you on your best behavior?
>>215323818>wake up Sergei, we have tickets to see Tron: Ares... in 3D!
>>215325162Don't >> me.
>>215322951Heaven or Las Vegas
films with fireworks?
>>215325795Fireworks (1997)Casting Blossoms to the Sky (2012)
>>215325795Les Amants du Pont Neuf
>>215325795The Rocket From Calabuch
>>215324097>Antonioni, Bela Tarr, Stanley Kubrick.Totally backward. They are mediocre because they are at odds with the nature of cinema.
Worst titles on https://www.rogerebert.com/great-movies ?
>>215326562The Double Life of Veronique (overrated)Fargo (overrated)the list goes on
>>21532656225th HourThe Grey Zone, whatever that is
>>215326562Likewise, I'm surprised regarding My Fair Lady's inclusion, even though I've never seen it
>>215326562>OH MY GAWD CRITIC SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MOVIE I MUST ADOPT THEIR OPINION!!Criticfags will turn this entire board into /mu/ if this continues
>>215327022don't be so critical
>>215326562Mulholland Drive
Test (nigga!)
>>215327982AYO JANNY HE'S OVA HERE!!!
>>215320056DOTTED MOMMY!!
What's the earliest you noped out of a film?
somebody posted this last week>In.Praise.of.Love.2001.1080p.BluRay.Remux.AVC.FLAC.2.0-ZQno links however, is it real? I only have a shitty YTS version
>>215326562I enjoyed it, but I don't see what Shadow of a Doubt is doing there.
Recc a kino or I'll be forced to finally watch Red Beard
>>215328408I saw the initial 15 minutes of Top Gun: Maverick. I couldn't take any more of it.>>215328468Bluebeard (2009, dir. Catherine Breillat)
>>215328417found it on x formerly twitter
name 50 films where their bark is worse than their bite
>>215328408First minute of Amelie. The colour grading told me everything I needed to know.
A FUCK N WORD THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
>>215328408The very first minutes of Sans Soleil set my blood boiling. I continued watching it until the end out of sheer masochism.
>>215329980>blood boiling.This but the films of Agnes Varda
Anyone have a kino Letterboxd list but from high class traditionalist art enjoyers so no avant teen or filipino peasant trying to find food movies.
>>215329980That movie actually did get my blood boiling as well, but mainly because of the scene where Chris Marker is filming a bunch of sleeping Japanese salarymen. Legitimately the only time I ever wanted to punch a director in the face.
>>215330188Imagine if you watched Salaryman... your blood would probably boil until evaporation
>>215330204>the direct drew chalk lines around sleeping salarymenAbsolutely repulsive. Just the premise alone makes my eyes roll. Thanks!
>>215330243Are you a salaryman? Are you allergic to chalk?
>>215330086what kind of titles do you expect to find in such list? give some examples
>>215321240holy based
>>215330438not based at all, alan ladd was average height
>>215321240Based, keep seething, manlet.
>>215330478not based, alan ladd was average height and i'm taller than this midge bitch when she's not wearing platform shoes anyway
>>215330264My Klassenbewusstsein makes it so that I hold an inherent contempt for the exploiters of the lumpenproletariat, even if they take the form of supposed 'allies' of the working class, such as artists.
>>215328166MY WEAKNESS!!
>>215328166>>215331235We all love dotted women here.
>>215331346Indeed. Love that pic of Vitti.
>>215330470He was small but his screen presence made him seem big
Alan Ladd more like Aman Lett
>>215331471The average male height in the US is 177 cm (5ft 9.5in) so perhaps she deserves some slack.
>122 Replies>0 mentions to Sarah Gadon/film/ is healing
>>215331610It's weird because he still monitors these threads for Nas mentions even if he's not spamming Gadon.
>122 replies>0 intellectual discussion of arthouse and classics
>>2153314545' 6" is average height
>>215332007No it's not.
>>215314262>But overall bad documentary as the scenes are a recreation. NOT a non-fiction film although it has been seen as a pillar in the non-fiction genre Is this statement about Nanook of the North true? Don't want to waste my time watching dishonest cinema.
>>215331675you start
>>215332096yes it is you lanklet freak
shut up you bonsai lumberjack
>>215319049Watching Young Frankenstein on Svengoolie, it's shocking how close she and Teri Garr look in these pictures.
>>215332372drew an image of you and your marvelous leg bones
>>215332448there wolf
>>215332306Relax, Alan
>>215332521SAY IT! SAY IT! HE WAS...MY BOYFRIEND!
>>215332007>believing the publicity department
>>215332742https://www.celebheights.com/s/Alan-Ladd-2233.html
>>215332165Nobody watches films here lad
bump
>>215323818Changed out Sinbad. Added Toy Story. Replaced Lord of the Rings with The Two Towers (a more important technical achievement due to an all CGI Gollum). 1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs2. A Trip to the Moon3. The Thief of Baghdad4. 7th Voyage of Sinbad5. Metropolis6. Star Wars7. Tron5. Blade Runner6. The Evil Dead 27. Who Framed Roger Rabbit8. Batman (Dir. Tim Burton)9. Toy Story 9. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers10. The Polar Express11. Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the ClonesNo James Cameron and no The Matrix because I feel their message about technology were dangerous and have led to a lot of anti-AI pushback we are seeing today, in a technology that will quash inequality, cure cancer and create a better world for everyone.
>>215334675I meant to erase The Evil Dead 2 as well, I don't think that belongs:1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs2. A Trip to the Moon3. The Thief of Baghdad4. 7th Voyage of Sinbad5. Metropolis6. Star Wars7. Tron5. Blade Runner7. Who Framed Roger Rabbit8. Batman (Dir. Tim Burton)9. Toy Story9. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers10. The Polar Express11. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
>>215334714King Kong?2001?The Wizard of Oz?Young Sherlock Holmes?Planet of the Apes?The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?Jurassic Park?Forrest Gump?Titanic?Avatar?
>>215334808>King KongKing Kong is like Godzilla, both have been totally ruined by their autistic fanbase and will not be on this list. >2001?Kubrick gets way too much praise already, I will not give him even more fame than he already gets.>The Wizard of Oz?It's overrated and a bit creepy. >Young Sherlock Holmes?Meh. It's just that one scene.>Planet of the Apes?Isn't it just about puppets? Nothing fancy. >The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?No Gilliam, he has really dropped down in my estimation with his recent monstrosities. >Jurassic Park?The problem is the best dinosaurs are puppets, not CGI. >Forrest Gump?This is a good one but the list already has too many Zemeckis films as it is. >Titanic and AvatarCameron gives me the ick. He wants to be DeMille but he can't direct traffic.
>>215334904>>215334714Imagine giving special effects this much thought. You don't belog on /film/
>>215334984>responding to Twongo's posts
>>215335003>Nigga is such a newfag that he doesn't even know about B.
>>215335209'ookum hasn't posted here in a while.
Alright, /film/, what's the most 'obvious' classic that you've never actually seen?
>>215334904>Kubrick gets way too much praise already, I will not give him even more fame than he already gets.it pioneered motion control. you're basically taking a shit on motion control if you don't put it on your list>The problem is the best dinosaurs are puppets, not CGI. still effects
>>215335685probably Gone with the Wind
>>215335685the elephant manplatoonsuspiriaannie hallikirupaths of glorynight of the hunterhiroshima mon amourthrone of bloodropethe big sleeptron ares>>215336260watch gone with the wind you shit
