the future of television is now
>>215316976Finally, I can look at the empty wall behind my tv when I'm not watching kino
>>215316976use case?
>>215316991Printing jav screenshots in 8k
>>215316989WHEN I WAS A BOY
>>215316976>Screen size>Image quality>Don't spy on meLiterally all I want and why I'm happy with my 65" inch 1080p LCD non-smart TV.
>>215316976sometimes you just need to fold your tv and put it away
>>215316991Ironically when not in use
>>215316976> box takes more space than a tv being hanged on the walllooks retarded
>>215316976ideal for battleships game
>>215317119FUCK yeah someone pattent that.
>>215316976Shit takes forever.
>>215316976who keeps asking for this absurdly gay technology?I just want a phone that is a normal size and a television that plays at 1080.fucking boomers are the only ones impressed with this 30 year old technology.
>>215316991>t.
>>215317190I don't get it. Is that not a valid question for some gay tv that folds up?
>>215317157These are just tech demos for expos. not for commercial production
IT'S FOLDABLE.FOLDABLE.
>>215317213exactly, who is demoing it?because tell them to fuck off and get back to making things smaller.I wanted to be able to tech sleeve 80s cyberpunk into shit by now and we are still working on tvs like goyim.
>>215316991>>215317190based
>>215317201Bloody hell you have the imagination of a triton
>>215317201We've been living in Idiocracy ever since normalfag smartphone usage reached critical mass. asking questions is gay and retarded unc
>>215316976And what the fuck is the point, retard?
>>215317201Ok this is getting a little heated
>>215316976So you need to put it half meter away from the wall kek
>>215316976>have small get together>someone puts their drink down on it when its folded away>drinks spills over>liquid runs to edges and falls down into the device, it shorts out and is destroyed>thousands goneJust put a flatscreen on the fucking wall. Absolutely useless
>>215317543>half meterIn English, Doc!
>>215316976This seems ChineseThe chinese seem to like uselessly foldable objects because they live like rodents
>>215316976>true black>it's actually bright grey with any amount of ambient light in the roomThis is my one gripe with OLED. I'm enjoying mine now that it's getting dark outside but it was a pain in the ass in the summer, I have blinds on the windows but light gets through still. Room needs to be near pitch black to not reflect my face. Even then it can reflect the magnolia wall behind me, I've pinned up a black sheet to prevent that.
>>215316976>quick, turn on the news!>everyone standing in silence as your TV slowly unfolds over the course of a minute>the sounds of little motors humming, gears grinding and the screen crackling open fill the room
>>215317190Hey, who the fuck is that guy and why do I see him occasionally? Looks like Seamus Young joined islam or something
>>2153176200,000310686 miles away from the wall
>>215317717>halfway through the mechanism fails because someone entered the room and the tremors caused by their steps moved the rails slightly out of alignment>suddenly a voice coming out of the speaker states "A problem has been detected during deployment procedure. Please contact your TCL certified technician. Attempting repairs on your own will likely void warranty."
>>215316976What fucking purpose does this serve? Who even watches TV anymore?
>>215316976That seems highly prone to being broken and utterly useless.
>>215317254>exactly, who is demoing it?Ultra rich people that look for opportunities to spend their money
>>215316976I'm guessing it's literally just a tech demo to show how good they are at making folding screens and nobody in the world is sat thinking about how much they'd love to have a TV that folds in half.
>>215316976Usecase?
>>215316976I remember curved TV's being all the rage for about five minutes.
>>215316976>All that space you need behind it to fold itWorthless
>>215318600I remember curving your mom being all the rage for about five minutes.
>>215317803This is a trade show. It solely exists for corpos to dunk on each other and raise hype for the company. Just one big advertisement, nothing displayed is meant for the consumer market.
>>215317732>he doesnt know
>>215317732Emmanuele Bassi or better known as Bussy
this is perfect for my dojono more kicking tvs with my badass power kicks
it'll be the perfect distraction for when I'm getting my HDMI cable out>hit power button on TV remote>TV spends 10 minutes coming out of a table>laptop and hdmi cable already setup ready to go as soon as it's out>TV has an update>has to restart>spends another 10 minutes rebooting by going back inside the table>when it comes out again update failed to apply and has to revert>spend another 10 minutes rebooting and coming out again>girl will have left by then and I can enjoy my kino alone as usual it's perfect
>tcl
>>215317039This. I'm going to buy a couple of backups while they're still available to last me the rest of my life. I don't want another smart TV ever. Fucking things suck. Always full of bloatware and trying to connect to the wifi and trying to launch its own fucking network so I have to put the input back on the cable box; why can't it just STAY on my cable box?? I've made it my backup TV and gone back to the smaller non-smart. Fuck smart shit.
>>215318903>>215318944https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki/Software_minimalismThanks, I did a reverse image search
Its a proof of concept, its not a consumer product
why does an oled tv need an inkjet printer for
>>215319595there's always some manager who will think that putting one of those things in a meeting room rather than giving their staff a bonus for christmas will do better for business
>>215316991You could have a projector screen behind the tv and easily switch between the two.
>>215319059>HDMI cable
>>215316976
>TCL
>>215319595>he doesn't print his KINO scenes the moment he sees themI bet you don't even have an irl folder of kino images either
>>215316976>Hurry honey, the show is on!>One sec babe, gotta unfold my TV>*loud grinding mechanical noises* >Only 20 more minutes til we can watch the show!
>>215316976>It's a foldable TV and and also a printer......???
>>215319769imagine if they made a sofa TV so you could sit with your sweaty balls in the weather girls mouth whilst you eat your morning oats
>>215319595oldes are jet printed now
>>215316976>65'' 8k
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should", the TV.
>>215316976I could see this in a conference room for google or one of those companies just to dazzle and attract employees.
>>215316976>folds itself, then puts itself awayIt knows it's trash
>>215318651Anon you're super cool with me until literally anyone else comes along then you start clowning on me. Wtf is that all about?
>>215316976the only time i ever seeing a use for this is if you're some rich fag that's building a home theater setup and you use this when you're just gonna watch regular slop instead of kino on the projector
>>215316976>inkjet printingwhat?
>>215316991you enjoy having a horizontal line mark on everything you watch after 6 months of usage
>>215316976oh yes, what we needed, 10 minute turn off time and half mile extra space back of tv
>>215316976Yeah no I'd rather just have a normal tv.
Fuck this thread
>>215319913>>215319595for when you send your fucking print jobs from a Windows PC and it takes 5 fucking minutes to warm up the ink and mechanics inside the fucking printer because it's really aggregrating data to send back to HP or Dell headquarters so it can scan your document to see if there's no-no words typed on your documentFUCK PRINTERS>PC LOAD LETTER GOT RESURRECTED
>>215321432press a button on the remote and printer under the tv prints out the screen scene
>>215321432oled screens are printed >>215319985google it
>>215316976Does literally anyone want this?The only major tv advancement people want are see-through monitors so that you can hang pictures behind them or put them on windows. No one has a large room that they shove a tv in the centre of like this. It's the sort of thing that only appeals to businesses who want to appear to be futuristic and hightech.
>>215317717>>quick, turn on the news!>what channel?>EVERY CHANNEL>*brrrrr ktch ktch brrrrr">So... did you watch the sports game yesterday?>*brrrrghhhhh*>Sports game? Who the fuck talks like that?>Well I don't know what sports you're into>*ktchchchch ktchchch brrr*>Dude shut up. Put the news on already>Ooookay... just give me one second... ah, it needs to update. No worries, I just need to click download and it will be ready in less than 5 minutes. Isn't technology amazing these days?
>>215319761This.Real Chads just set up the laptop in front of their bed/couch. The small screen means the girl has to sit closer to you
>>215316976You remember the Nindendo 3DS as well as 3-D phone papes that simulate 3-D without any special glasses? That's the shit that TV makers should be pushing for. Who's gonna make use of a TV that's a fucking transformer that folds up and puts itself away? That's a case of developing tech with no marketplace for it. >>215317039Eh. Streaming stuff like Youtube on TV is enjoyable, but that's about it.
>>215319086I just never install updates on my TV. Right now it asked (in text) if I wanted to update so that it could:>permanently install Chrome>recognize my voice>some other features that I don't need from a TVSo I'm just not updating. Getting pestered in text every time I turn it on isn't so bad.
>>215317631This shit ruins films like Star Wars or Star Trek.What the fuck is their problem? Black should be the easiest thing to make happen. Just...make it black, assholes!
>>215316991FIRST you make the technology, THEN you come up with how to use it
>>215322424>Streaming stuff like Youtube on TV is enjoyable, but that's about it.When I first got "Sling" I was giddy over all the choices, then after trying to watch several shows it dawned on me that all I had done was pay for the sports packages (worth it and cheaper than youtube) and a GUI-everything else had tons of ads. Intrusive ads. Ads that would play the same ad ten times in a row. I'm not not exaggerating. It's bad.Same with Prime, all I got is a GUI and access to a small handful of films, the rest is locked behind paywells. Yes, Amazon is the worst.
They can’t make a good hologram so they just make this retarded shit instead. AR glasses are at least pretty fucking cool now. You can have a IMAX screen on your face and just rot in bed all day.
>>215323180>They can’t make a good hologramThey can, but they don't want to for anything good. There are perfect holograms of dead holohoax survivors, though.
>>215316976>lights at the bend start to become more pronounced after a week of use
>>215323078>What the fuck is their problem? Black should be the easiest thing to make happen. Just...make it black, assholes!I imagine at some point somebody is going to invent some sort of internal anti-glare technology, maybe something like the coating you get on IPS displays but internal and somehow activated on a zone/per-pixel basis. That way you'd still get your crystal clear glossy finish but without dark scenes becoming a mirror in even the dimmest of ambient light.
>>215316976My wife has a Galaxy Flip and it has a big kink in the fold and I know that she doesn't mistreat it because she takes immaculate care with all of her stuff.So I would take a pass on this relatively old GIF.
>>215317039I'd be happy with a TV with a signal meter in it. It sucks every TV made presumes an internet connection via wifi but acts like an antenna signal over a coax line is martian encoded signal you have to fight it to translate.
>>215317774Yeah but how many hamburgers is that? I'm guessing it's at least 15 hamburgers from the wall.
>>215318600Curved monitors are pretty nice. It's hard to go back to 2d shit screens after having a nice comfy wrappy boy.
>>215316976>Needs four times as much space as a normal flat screenScrew that.
>>215322424I remember that around that time they were investing on scaling the 3d tech up so that tvs could do 3d without glasses.I feel like they almost got there? But then 3d was a passing fad (again) and no one seemed to care.
>>215325191if you have a VR headset, you can watch 3D films. sadly still again though, there's hardly any of them around.
>>215316991Self-order kiosk that can automagically retreat behind bulletproof glass in the event of "uppity" consumers
>>215316976is the deer okay?
>>215319059Kek you just screen mirror kino off a mobile phone onto a 4k or 8k tv easy no leads fag.
>>215316991cum tributes
>>215316991You remember how Fred Flintstone used to turn on the TV and he'd wait several minutes "for the set to warm up"? You can do that now, you can live the Flintstones life.
>>215322424I would bet that technology really only works in handhelds because it requires a very specific viewing angle and distance
>>215326162We must return to Flintstone
>>215316991easier to move from one apartment to another?
>>215316991Camping trips?
>>215316991If you have a tiny NYC apartment and have multi-use spaces this would be cool. Living room turns into the dining room etc. Or you could have a table you use as a desk that you can fold away and then pop this thing out. Most uses I can think of are all tiny space living / 100 square foot room situations. (Common in big cities)>>215317732Some schizo on /g/ was wronged by him presumably and now he spams his face everywhere.
>>215326291that entire unit probably weighs 200lbs compared to a normal ~40lb flat screen.
>>215316976>Entire TV slowly folds into a horizontal task bar in case you need to spend 20 minutes deciding what movie to watch
>>21532669265inch with near to no bezel weighs about 100lbs anon including the stand/legs.
>screen gets a crease in it and eventually cracks
