If it tastes like tasty wheat, genuinely, and has no smell. I might actually prefer the protein slop.

>>215326406
Oatmeal looking stuff that contains all the vitamins you need>>>>>unhealthy restaurant red meat

>AI was nice enough to program humans to be in their peak civilization after they tried to genocide them by blocking out the sun and ruining their world for everyone

Honestly the machines seem to have a better moral high ground here

>>215326406
some idiot put a leaf on the top plate

>>215326531
>swallowing zion archive propaganda slop
failed the media literacy check

>>215326406
Yeah the writers weren't very subtle about the whole capitalist machines vs communist humans thing.

>>215326406
as long as I'm manning my own ship, named bluepill buster, ill take the snot slop.

>>215326727
>bluepill buster
DAMN.

Would Americans really betray the entirety of humanity for a steak?

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>>215326847
It was not about the steak.

>>215326406
Top: hedonism
Bottom: discipline

>>215326847
More like would someone really betray humanity to live in the peak of civilization forever and the answer is yeah obviously most people would do the same for less. A significant portion of people would doom humanity just because they felt like they were treated unfairly and everyone else should be punished to make up for it.

Whatever path takes me to and honors Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

Why don't they ingest the snotty protein slop intravenously or something whilst they're in the Matrix? Then they'll just enjoy whatever they crave?

>>215326406
Fake goymeat made of mushrooms or real food. Tough choice.

>>215326611
What the fuck. How were the machines capitalists?

>>215326490
Red meat has over 15 micro nutrients you can't get with plants.

>>215326406
The slop because it has everything you need. Red meat gives you ass cancer.

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>>215326406
They really couldn't make protein bars in Zion?

>>215327708
I would.
Can you imagine?
I always figured it was working on sort of a 10 year cycle, so every 10 years you'd revert from 2000 to 1990 without realizing it. In the deal, I assume that each time you'd start at 1990 as a very rich person. So yeah, that would kind of be a paradise, just living at the tail end of the American empire right before it all started going to shit in a big way.

>The steaks featured in the iconic steakhouse scene from The Matrix were not made from real beef. Actor Joe Pantoliano, who played Cypher, does not eat beef and was uncomfortable with the idea of consuming it, so the production crew created prop steaks using shiitake mushrooms because they closely resembled real steak in appearance.
These mushroom-based props were used in wide shots, while real steaks were used for close-ups to maintain visual authenticity.
Despite the deception, Pantoliano did not realize the scene's significance during filming and initially thought it was just a minor sequence.
The crew members, unaware of the props' true nature, consumed the leftover mushroom steaks during lunch, adding a layer of irony to the scene where Cypher says, "I know this steak does not exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss".
This moment underscores the film's central theme of preferring a comfortable illusion over harsh reality.

Nothing is real :(

>>215328155
>Actor Joe Pantoliano, who played Cypher, does not eat beef
what a faggot

>>215326490
You can order ANYTHING retard its not jsut le steak. You can have ANYTHING.

>>215326406
what is the bottom one had alphabet pasta?

>>215326619
könnt mal wieder Milchreis machen

>>215326531
>AI was nice enough to program humans to be in their peak civilization
Lol no, the Matrix was hell until the machines realized the "crops" died if they weren't kept in perfect 1990s conditions.

>>215328320
I made my mom cry when I in my early 30s by spelling FAT CHINK DICKS with alphabet soup and calling here over to table to see it.

>>215326406
Rare meat is for weirdos.

>>215328394
She might have thought it meant you're gay

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Eat the slop to stay alive, then plug into the simulation to eat steak and fuck the woman in the red dress who is way hotter than any woman you could get if you were inserted into the matrix. And if she's not hot enough for your taste then just customize her, which again you wouldn't be able to do in the matrix. Same thing with the food.

>>215326531
Dont forget the only reason it ended up with humans in pods was due to humans mistreating the robot slaves and then losing the war.

>>215326406
high protein reduces your chances of inflammatory diseases

>>215326406
I don't eat live cows.

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>has his fork in the right hand and knife in the left
>the knife is a butterknife
I have rarely been so fucking upset in a cinema house before.

>>215328411
That's not rare, vegan

>>215326406
What's with the spoon though? How come it's never addressed?

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>>215326406
Trinity booty

Eating is a waste of time. In the time you eat you could fight subhumans who want to keep us in the matrix

>>215326406
Choose wisely twice

>>215328411
Medium well steak is the only option.

>>215328388
Psst, so does western civilization

>>215328388
The Matrix was literally Heaven in its 1st iteration, but humans rejected it because it didn't feel right. 2nd iteration was Hell.

>>215329382
That's gotta be fake. How did she go from that Brie Larson ass lookin ass to the finely shaped leather ass goddess from Reloaded?

One is fake and one is real. Would you really choose fantasy over reality?

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> life of servitude is so good bro, I get to eat STEAK
Steakfags are honestly the worst

These movies are Mister Anderson's personal Matrix. Everyone he interacts with are programs there to keep him occupied and fulfilled.

EH MORPH, SHE WAS A HORRRRR

>>215326406
There's no reason you couldn't find your own way to season the oatmeal.

I think that slop looks good

>>215326406
Superpowers and the ability to download literally anything into my brain

>>215331009
They get their food supplies from Zion, right?

>>215328394
Absurdly based.

>>215326406
for me, it's olives and cheese

>>215330563
Medium rare is truly the best, BUT if you go to a pub or a diner, the cowards they have cooking there always overcook. I’ll ask for rare in that case, because even if they get it right, rare is better than medium. Medium well is so tough you’d do better slow cooking it in a stew.

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I think perpetual late 70s would be a lot better than perpetual 90s
Small towns weren't completely atomized yet, fashion was better, the world still had a sense of adventure and mystery and the potential of a space age seem to exist just on the horizon, Vegas wasn't gay yet, weed wasn't stupidly overladed with thc, (drugs in general were overall a lot safer) and the threat of nuclear annihilation made sure everybody was living for today
It just seems like a more groovy time
, the 90s were super performative and rat-racey

>>215330849
Posture

>>215326847
Only if it be seasoned

I prefer steak, but as an autistic man, I could easily eat a nutritionally comprehensive oatmeal every single day and never think about food again. I don't know why this is incomprehensible to normalfags, especially if it's supposed to be some minor sacrifice in the name of something much greater.

>>215331385
Normalfags would get used to it pretty quick if they had no other choice, it's the fact that they have a choice that drives them crazy

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>>215326406
Ignorance is bliss

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>>215328295
Same with this guy apparently

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>>215331336
20th century men's fashioned peaked around 1978, that's for damn sure

>>215328318
I bet you can't order any oatmeal looking stuff that contains all the vitamins you need

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>>215331336
seconded
They 90s were gay as fuck
Grunge sucked
Disco is King
[Spoiler]Although it would kind of suck to not have 80s King Crimson, 80s Billy Joel and Donald Fagan's Solo career but i guess I could live with it[/Spoiler]

>>215326727
>>215326787
Bluebuck Breaker

>>215328521
That's just a new guy trick ship crews pull on dudes they rescue from the Matrix.
You exit the Red Woman program to find everyone laughing at you for jizzing your pants.

>>215331009
Redpillz dun season dey slop.

>>215326406
The slop has everything the body needs. You can get jacked like those apocalypse niggas eating that group and fighting Sam Altman.

>>215331905
>Grunge sucked
>Disco is King
no shit motherfucker and the 90s knew that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B58g5FN4jdY

>>215326619
How do they make it so fluffy? Is it cooked IN milk?

Top is embracing the current, modern society of Jewish hegemony where if you play along you get shiny trinkets and other nice things but lose your soul and sell out your people.

Bottom is toughing it out and doing the right thing, becoming a pariah in society raising a White family free of Jewish influence, homeschooling kids, etc.

>>215332220
this sound like something Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys would listen to

>>215326406
>Neeeeooooo wake up your life is a lie you're a human battery come live with us in a cave and eat slop and have smelly orgies with africans
FUCK YOU MORPHEUS PLUG ME BACK IN

that steak looks kinda dry, desu

>>215327708
If could save 50 people I like and live in paradise forever, I'd be mashing that button so hard, you don't even know.
Goodbye Africa! Goodbye middle east! Good bye ruling elite! Goodbye TV hosts, and influencers, and retards! Bon voyage, bon voyage! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

>>215332505
you'd do it for free because you have no principles

>>215332505
You don't even know 50 people. Shut the fuck up.

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>>215326406
I.D. on that steak?
Looks like picrel

>>215326406
imagine having to live in zion

>>215326406
Selling your birthright for a potage. Great morals there, Slick.

>>215326406
fake steak all day, nigga

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>>215326847
If this was the entirety of humanity, I wouldn't even ask for a steak

People are murdering their family because they fell in love with a chatbot

>>215335036
as they should

>>215333016
I think the close ups are a filet mignon. The long shots and Cypher eating the steak are mushrooms dressed up to look like steak because Joey Panus don't teef on the beef.

>>215335090
you sound like you're maybe 10 years old. how did you get here?

>>215335184
its as if YOUVE never been here before or something

>>215326406
the top one looks real to me, and it identifies as top-tier steak so you have to believe it you bigot.

>>215326406
I choose life.

>>215334018
>woken up from 90's computer hacker existence with mescaline and minidiscs to go hang out with sweaty negroes in a cave
Plug me back in kurwa

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>>215328394

>>215336314
The most unrealistic part of the whole movie was the mescaline line. Mescaline tabs died out in the mid 80s. The "mesacline" tabs the Whychowshi Sisters were taking in the late 90s and 2000s were most likely research chems.

I like taking huge bites of steak so that will probably kill me one day lol

>>215336557
Have you ever done drugs in your life? Mescaline is commonly available, who said anything about tabs? Stop acting like you know things that you don't, it's painfully obvious

>>215328087
God, that would be wonderful.