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Vis-à-vis
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>>215338918
scene that filters billions of low IQ retards
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>>215338918
Incredible brown and low iq filter scene

Based trannybros
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misuta andasan...
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>>215338918
Apropos
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>>215339256
Concordantly
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>>215338918
Inexorably
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Vaginally and anally
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Do normgroids think of this as a smart scene or are you guys being heckin ironic as usual
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>>215339799
QED
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>>215339799
which term filtered you?
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>actually we planned for all of this to happen and we've done it multiple times before
ruins the entire story
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The contrarian take that
>Actually being a slave made to suffer in the Matrix is LE GOOD
Is boring and played. The matrix is bad.
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>>215339813
Bazinga
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>>215338943
Fippybippy
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>>215338991
Do you need a cup to sippywippy?
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>>215339799
I give it a year before you're posting gnostic trite and blaming this film, and another five to ten before you reach the way of Zen.
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>>215339824
No it doesn't, because the tension is suspended upon whether or not Neo escapes the false dichotomy system, to which the viewer does not yet know.
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>>215339828
You're right, xister. It should be more like your delusional discord chat logs with your definitely of age and definitely female "friend"
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Bell curve: the scene
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>>215339913
Layered and metatextual summation. Apt.
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>>215339873
Is this a reference to something or are you just 15?
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>>215339913
low and high IQ: this scene is stupid
midwit: this scene is smart
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>>215339941
Kek. Yeah, anon. It's just a reference to Aronofsky's The Fountain. Think nothing of it.
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>>215339955
HOLY... CHECK THOSE DIGITS!!!!!!!
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>>215339948
Denouement
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>>215339955
Might've seen that one a long time ago.
>Romance
Probably not worth a rewatch
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>>215339908
Meds
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>>215339979
Yes, anon.. Just a romance film. Don't bother looking any further.
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>>215339948
>>215339913
This isn't yet another example where low and high IQ agree, not everything is a meme, and you definitely don't have to be above average to notice how "campy" this is at the very least
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>>215339990
You're right! You forgot these!
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every previous Neo chose the right door
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>>215339991
There's no point in being cryptic about your movie recommendations, weirdo
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>>215340010
>Before enlightenment
>Carry water
>Chop wood
>After enlightenment
>Carry water
>Chop wood
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>>215340004
So you just skip over the explanation in the movie that the matrix is literally fine-tuned to cause suffering and dissatisfaction? Whatever niggerfaggot. Keep chasing those dreams!
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>>215340013
Nah nigguh you weird unc. Stop axin so many queshons, bruh.... You gay or sum? Hop off this dihh bruh....
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>>215340024
God damn kek if you're gonna take it so personally that I need to explain that I'm fucking with you maybe you really do need Haloperidol.
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>>215340045
Ah. Well consider me "gotten" then. Cheers. Kek
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>>215340110
Good form.
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>>215338918
>>215339256
>>215339420
Completely normal words. Why did this filter so many?
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>>215340124
>>215340110
I'm picturing two Indian teenagers with Brillo pad haircuts sitting in a dimly lit basement posting this shit
How close am I? Nipple color?
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>>215340172
Vis a vis
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>>215340170
You answered your own question before you asked it
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>>215340172
Et tu, Brute?
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>>215340024
>fine-tuned to cause suffering and dissatisfaction
haven't you read your nietzsche? if you want the maximum amount of pleasure you must be willing to chase the maximum amount of pain.
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>>215340296
Woahhh, he said that? I must have missed that, when did he say that? Was it before or after telling you to apply basic Aurelian stoicism to avoid those things?
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was that really that hard to comprehend for normalgroids??
>the chosen one resets the Matrix, you are only of many
whhhoooaaa, mind le blown
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>>215340324
Picrel is my brain after noticing anon's depe truths and prophecies
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>>215340170
use them in a sentence
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>>215340170
People were so focused on the verbose sentences and complicated that they failed to understand the message of the Architect. That might have actually been his in-universe intention with Neo as well, although Neo sees through it, slightly to the surprise of the Architect.

Basically the summary for dummies is

>You have One powers because we gave them to you. We engineered your journey to this room to make you feel like a savior of humanity. We planned to stage an imminent attack Zion at this moment also. We did all this to strongarm your decision on the following choice; Accept the Matrix on behalf of humanity to save them, or reject it and doom humanity. The only reason you have the choice at all is because the code of the Matrix needs its users to accept it, or else it crashes and we all eat shit.
>Also, because I am an emotionally inert AI, I will stupidly bring up Trinity - the thing you love most in the world - and make you think about rejecting the Matrix to save her as I show you pictures of her about to die. I easily could have used my power over the Agents to call them off her and use that as leverage, but I won't.
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>>215340409
Yes, it's simple. That's all there is to it.
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>I AM USING COMPLEX AND UNCOMMON WORDS AND PHRASES THAT MEANS I AM... LE SMART AND YOU ARE FILTERED
is this what redditors actually believe?
Dont get me wrong, I hate niggers speaking in babble ayo hol up fr etc., but this is just absurd
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>>215340457
You have really strong vibes, anon. You should like, lead a country. Legalize mushrooms and stuff, man.
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The Matrix doesn't turn to shit until Revolutions. Reloaded has its problems, but the general plot at least makes sense.
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>>215340555
Your least favorite is the one with
>Because I choose to?...
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>>215340561
I thought the action scenes in 1 and 2 were better.
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>>215340324
Did anyone say it was hard to understand? Why do newfags think pretending to miss the point is the funniest possible joke? It's like all zoomer humor is just trying to bait others into calling you retarded
>normalgroids
This word is reserved for patricians, sorry
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>>215340319
Whoa Marcus Aurelius. You’ve definitely taken the red pill and escaped the matrix
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>>215340533
Mushrooms are gay and should only be legal for old dying boomers as a final YOLO since it won't matter if they develop schizophrenia, why yes I am smarter than you how could you like, tell man
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>>215340622
>I'm too cool for everything, so much so that if you aren't, I will bully you into being as much of a pleb as I am, even on 4chins
200 IQ Chad detected
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>>215340660
Very un-stoic reply bro
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>>215338918
The Architect was just flexing his multilingual prowess.
Vis-à-vis is a single by French electronic music duo Daft Punk.

https://youtu.be/dKJfJMMsqX4
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>>215338918
I love this speech because it made me realize that when the Architect and other programs address Neo as the One they are referring to the actual number 1, like 10 divided by nine = 1.1. Neo is literally the remainder .1 in the equation. But people like Morpheus and others mean “chosen one”.
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>>215340718
>doubles down
I'm not that anon btw, generic niggercattle poster
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>>215340654
Ha! Wow, yeah, anon. I totally feel you! I remember YOLO! You're so wise
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>>215338943
Mfw hated it as a 12yo now I see it's kino
I'm basically the architect
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>>215340735
>image to image
>is a single, by duo
>electronically inspired band
>that plays electronic music
0=2
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>>215340770
Oh wow thank you man you're radical too! You're filled with such wisdom, let us know how your wifes bull feels tonight like whoa man!!
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>>215340960
I can only discuss matters like that with adults, I'm sorry. And I would rather slit my throat than do such a retarded and ill-conceived thing as cuck myself.
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>The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion.
I refuse to believe this happened 5 times and the One never chose to make an ethnostate matrix or a matrix of chads and stacys.
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>>215340621
>NOOO PEOPLE ARE IRONICALLY RETARDED NOOO
maybe 20 years ago, unc. Today, people are
literally mentally retarded.
Let me guess, UNC, you get triggered by the word retarded
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>>215340971
Maybe if you stopped handing anons a freakin packet yo you could actually reach them heart to heart they ain't anons here you learn about your cuck shit like that
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>>215338918
What if neo just kills that oldfag before he even ends his yapping?
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>>215338918
>I made the matrix to explore infinite possibilities and experiences through-
You are a NIGGER Yaldabaoth, you and your whore of a mother sophia. Fuck you and your archons. Eat shit.
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>>215341056
john mcclain wouldn't put up with 2 seconds of his mumbo dumbo, he'd right hook him and have his sidekick enable the tight red dress toggle for every lass and say "keep your red pill, pal! I just made it rain red dress honies - if that don't solve plato's inner caveman problem nothing will"
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>>215338918
"Fatter"
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>>215339749
Hyoid bone crushed
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>zoom in on Neo
>"Well THAT just happened."
>roundkicks the architect
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>>215338918
>exposes your poor american education in your path
based
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>>215338918
>finger lickin good



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