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Out of all the series I enjoyed Voyager the most. There I said it.
>>215342109cringe desu
Today, I caught him.
>>215342085slutt
>President Dogman, this will not stand!
>>215342077has anyone truly considered Dukat did nothing wrong?
star trek sex with shran
>>215342453No, no. You're too late.>>215342145
>>215342424i'm curious about that first post in the 2nd row typed in the sArCasTic way. could it be there are people who don't agree Dukat did nothing wrong? unthinkable...
>>215342453sex with schramm
>>215342480it is never too late to let you guys know that I'm horny for Shran. i made a new schedule meme to debut later
>>215342424lol reedit stole our shit, bunch of faggots the lot of them, DDNW
>>215342424has leddit ever come up with anything on their own? jfc thats dire, the leech of the internet.
>I'll take this fight to the Klingons, they have no gods left whom to pray
Seven episodes into Voyager season 4 and I must say this shit is good. It's amazing how much a big titty character suddenly makes this show worth watching. Next up is the Year of Hell 2 part-er.
>>215342633voy without 7 of 9 and the doc is like a pencil without a tip, pointless.
>>215342633Voyager had the highest highs and the lowest lows and that's a hill I will die on.
>>215342786Yea but instead of fluctuating so harshly, what if there was a trek that had NO lows and all good episodes with some of those episode and characters being the best of all time? Pic related.
>>215342783litty
>>215342786no it has plateau's low lying expanses of "not so bad" Voy doesn't have "highs" it has, "well this is ok" moments of mediocrity.
>>215342783JFC
Pickle Trek trannoids must be killed for the good of our species.
is trek for nerds?
>>215342987What?
this was a very endearing relation.I relate to Q a lot.
>>215342987No. It is for people who have sex.
>>215343130no its for people who aren't gaptoothed crones whos eggs dried up long ago
>>215342987No longer. Join Paramount + with all your friends
>>215342594no they haven't its par for course
>>215343158$20 me love you long time sailor~
I unironically got carded buying wine the other day. I didn't have my ID and I had to convince the cashier I remembered when Will Smith had an actual career. I was there for the Willennium.
Nobody cares you blogposting faggot, fuck off
>>215343337she cute
>>215343085Just how many Leftenant Commanders were on the Enterprise-D?
>>215343462four or five
>>215343462even if you're some king of dumb Britbonger who says it as "leftenant" it's still spelled lieutenant
When I'm playing Battlefield 6, I like to pretend Assault is Command, Support is Medical/Sciences, and Engineer is... engineering.
>>215343555yeah but it's funny
>>215343388i thought they only carded people under 40
>>215343708She's youthful looking due to her stringent moisturising regimen
What episodes are on tap for tonight?
masks x4
>>215343570You should play Space Station 14. It's more on the nose about this. They even have deparments. CommandSecurity Department.Medical Department.Science.Cargo.
>>215343833oh and Engineering. Why did I forget that?anyways, it is way closer to Star Trek than BF6.
>>215343833I'll check it out
Was this the first Borg episode?
>>215342077Star Trek is for normalniglets.
ds9>stargate>babylon5>enterprise>lowerdecks>tngshould I give voyager a watch?
>>215344065See above.
>>215344065orville is between babylon5 and enterprise btw
>>215343570Fucking kek!
>>215343833>cargoIs that just another security department? Because of the blue barrels
>>215344225SOMEONE POST THE BLUE BARREL MEME
>>215342424Dukat, his actions impeccable!
>>215344065It's that or get a hobby that isn't watching tv. Voyager is fun but don't expect it to do what it sets out to do. They aren't roughing it in frontier space.
i luv uyes I dour the one that I can trust let's have faithin the pah wraiths <3
>Discovery characters cry so much that they literally modeled crying into STO just for the STD storyline
>>215345555>STO devs hate nutrek so much they kill off the STD characters they were forced to include by Paramountunfathomably based
>>215345771The writing is hilarious>Starfleet gave us the tools and the training...>but what it really gave us... is each other *starts sobbing*It really is like the STO devs are parodying it a little bit kek
>>215345776and where's Anon's wife and kids who enjoy spending time with him?
>>215345800I wouldn't doubt it, they make it very clear they loathe the characters in the more recent chapters. I won't spoil it, but you're in for a treat during the Terran arc.
>>215345776>making your children wear Lower Decks merch in publickek that's definitely normal
>>215345979all the kids are doing it!
>>215345776
shatter?
>>215346132>Maquisboro Baptist Church
>>215345776Are the rumors true? Regarding the rapes, I mean.
>>215346082you'll all be doing it tomorrow
Am I too late for sex with Shran?
>>215347345Riker, his belly wide
>>215347411Troi, her face wrinkled, her empathy useless
>>215346394
>>215347345Riker probably paused the program and molested him too and his daughterfucking menace
hello /trek/ how was your weekend?I'm still waiting for a response from Nacelle about a Ro Laren figureI hate this Diamond Select figure so much it's unreal
>>215347839wrong model
Paramount is dying and you're laughing.
>>215347345Troi, imagine the smell
>>215346359The shower/shatter is beyond the partition to the left of the entry.
>>215342633Man, she was... She was just the best. Passed out one time due to the bustier or whatever they made her wear under that. Real team player, that one. Gave me countless teen boners back in the day.
>>215342077
>>215348481>>215348505That TNG episode is so funny. Picard sends Riker to serve with the Klingons because he wants to get rid of him. Like how a boss gives an employee all the worst jobs hoping they'll quit. And he doesn't even tell Riker until the last minute. The episode also looks really good with moody lighting and staging.
>>215348758That's not what happens at all you retard, you're definitely due for a rewatch
>>215348994She is so goddamn pretty. It's a shame they wrote her character so badly; she's a good actress the one episode they let her not be Michael.
We don't know how good we had it until it's gone.
>>215348376This happens every time there's a merger of this scale. When two companies become one, a lot of jobs become redundant. You don't need two teams doing the same thing so you lay half of them off.
>>215348376All the trek I care to watch came out like >20 years ago. I'm rolling.
>>215348505>The AppleI know there are other stinkers but to me this is one of the worst TOS episodes. The only redeeming scenes is Spock debating with Kirk and McCoy about their culture and right to live their lives as they see fit.
cozy to imagine ancient Vulcans as Hyrule style Elves. I imagine Spock in a link outfit.
>>215348505>that episode where Sisko has casual sex with Jadzia's duplicate for no reasonTotally normal to fuck the duplicate of the sexy female reincarnation of your 90+ year old best friend who died 2-3 years ago
>>215349789everyone getting blown up and injured running around in the jungle is funny
pon farr w/ dr selar
Take up the Grey Man's burden--Send forth the best ye breed--Go bind your sons to exileTo serve your captives' need;To wait in heavy harness,On fluttered folk and wild--Your new-caught, sullen peoples,Half-devil and half-child.Take up the Grey Man's burden--In patience to abide,To veil the threat of terrorAnd check the show of pride;By open speech and simple,An hundred times made plainTo seek another's profit,And work another's gain.Take up the Grey Man's burden--The savage wars of peace--Fill full the mouth of FamineAnd bid the sickness cease;And when your goal is nearestThe end for others sought,Watch sloth and heathen FollyBring all your hopes to nought.Take up the Grey Man's burden--No tawdry rule of kings,But toil of serf and sweeper--The tale of common things.The ports ye shall not enter,The roads ye shall not tread,Go mark them with your living,And mark them with your dead.Take up the Grey Man's burden--And reap his old reward:The blame of those ye better,The hate of those ye guard--The cry of hosts ye humour(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--"Why brought he us from bondage,Our loved Bajoran night?"Take up the Grey Man's burden--Ye dare not stoop to less--Nor call too loud on FreedomTo cloke your weariness;By all ye cry or whisper,By all ye leave or do,The silent, sullen peoplesShall weigh your gods and you.Take up the Grey Man's burden--Have done with childish days--The lightly proferred laurel,The easy, ungrudged praise.Comes now, to search your manhoodThrough all the thankless yearsCold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,The judgment of your peers!
>>215342286That costume is terrible
>>215349824anyone being honest would call that rape. reminds me to go read this chapter in the book and see what they were thinking
>>215342077>tfw watching DS9 for the first time>Kai Winn hooks up with DukatFuck, that's one mental image I could've done without
Engange.
>>215349909This is fecal matter.
>>215348376I expected>[Paramount] is dying.>Let [Paramount] DIE!poster... where is he...
>>215342109I enjoyed Voyager. The early seasons were comfy
Nog, you can't say that! That's an Earth racial slur!
>>215349897It's definitely weird as hell
>>215350107>Jake, what do you mean my name is an Earth racial slur? It's my name!
>>215349178I miss Charly Burke.
>>215350211Ai sloppa
>>215350107>>215350176>implying he would even react to it at all with anything but mild bemuesement
>>215350238t: Big fatt slobba
>>215347839Nice diorama.
>>215350162>>215349897ok I read it and there is no hint of them sensing they did anything weird with it. the reasoning is basically>Well Prime Jadzia is basically a huge slut anyway and we decided Mirror Jadzia would be similar to Vulcans in that she's very similar to her prime versionand>Well Sisko had to go around banging everyone to keep his covershrimple as that, evidently.
>>215350211Cute. Did she get killed off?
>>215349847very well thenhttps://vocaroo.com/1iIlQjpLr96i
>>215349906Did seeing their faces make you feel the most emotion?
>>215350687The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish
>>215350687I thought the mirror jadzia wasn't joined with the symbiote.
ay look at this lil nigga
>>215351150You're right, when you look at her scheermaf, you can totally see she's beelding
>>215350887You had to be there.
Reminder to Bong anons that Strange New Worlds is on ITVX and premieres on ITV1 tonight.
>>215351278Thanks but no thanks.
>>215351278How drunk do I have to be?
>>215351278holy shit it's polluting my tv (that I never watch)I've never felt so insultedLiterally the 2nd biggest TV channel in the country during prime time repulsive
>>215350932Well done sir. You honor this oldfag.
>BBCwhy are all the brits so obsessed with black people that they give them a whole channel
>>215342786Nah that would be DS9. DS9's lows were SO FUCKINGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>215351626DS9's highs were never as high though. It was always too edgy to be comfy.
>>215351626Jake cumming hard
>>215351278>somehow, syndication returned
>>215342786You can't say the best VOY episodes are as good as the best episodes from literally any other series.
>>215351278>Reminder to Bong anons that Strange New Worlds is on ITVX and premieres on ITV1 tonight.YEAH!YEAH!FUCK YEAH!
>>215352201Not a single episode of DS9 is better than Living Witness. VOY writes single plot episodes that mogs entire multi-year storylines of DS9.
>>215351343I wonder if it'll stick. I remember STD was on E4 six years ago but they didn't go beyond the first season.
>>215342786What would you say are the Top 5 Voyager episodes? I can think of 5 episodes of the top of my head that are better than any Voyager episode and it's not even close. For Voyager I struggle coming up with a Top 5 list.
>>215352363DS9 has more episodes guest starring Jeffrey Combs
>>215352465Year of HellBlink of an EyeScorpionLiving WitnessTimeless
>>215352363>Not a single episode of DS9 is better than Living WitnessLOL...LMAO even...
>>215352499The last 2 episodes of DS9 season 1 (Duet / In the Hands of the Prophets) are literally better than any episode on that list.
>>215352499>ScorpionUnpopular Opinion, Scorpion sucks. Species 8472 sucks and is just something for the Borg to job against. Voyage removed all the suspense and threat from the Bog and it mostly started here.
>>215352499The last 8 episodes of DS9 Season 2 are better than most of that list.
>>215352572I really liked part I of scorpion but part 2 to me was a letdown.
>>215352572Fair opinion, swap it with Equinox and give me your adjusted rating.
>>215350107In the 24th century, all variants of the slur‘ ’nigger’ only exist in history books. I doubt Jake would even recognize the word unless he was reading 20th century Earth history.
>>215352201NTA but sure I can. VOY has a handful of episodes as good as any Trek episode or top tier at the very least.>Living Witness>Blink of an Eye>Latent Image>Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy>Meld>Mortal CoilJust off the top of my head, I'd consider all of these top-tier Trek>>215352545Duet is definitely in that category as well.>>215352586>a Bareil episodeDefinitely not, lol.DS9 is the more consistent show overall but VOY is underrated by retards in the same way that retards say "Kirk is a cowboy who punches people and fucks all the aliens!" It's just become a thing people parrot.t. DS9 Watchalong chad who has seen both series around 20 times
>>215352875Quark episodes exist though.
>>215352875>Kirk is a cowboyIt's funny because people like us who've watched it know he's probably the most level-headed crewmember aside from Spock. Every other episode there's an ensign saying they should fire on a ship or blow something up and Kirk's like "dude no, we're Starfleet, get a grip".
>>215353037Imagine growing up and hitting puberty with a mom who's fully nude all the time. Would absolutely fuck a humans psyche up.
>>215353057My dad, who watched it as it aired always talks about Kirk like he's a cowboy. I told that nigga to rewatch it for the first time in 60 years and he said no.
>>215353057Kirk is probably the closest thing to an ubermensch in Star Trek. He's the perfect commander.He was never made to be a flawed character. TOS Captain Kirk is the perfect officer.
>>215353206I'll always remember the look of abject disgust Kirk gives Lt. Bailey in The Corbomite Maneuver.
>>215353289I think it's mainly disappointment because Kirk knows he pushed Bailey too hard. He saw himself in Bailey but clearly Bailey was not Kirk.
>>215353289And Lt. Stiles in Balance of Terror
>>215352496>>215352505Desperate meme answers is very telling.
>>215353206he has a flaw. watch Obsession
>>215353457nigga the only thing voy has over ds9 is a nice pair of titties and an unwatchable first 4 seasons. there is no character like neelix or emh on ds9 that make me want to gouge my eyes out every time I see them. ds9 does not have dog shit tom paris plays flash gordon episodes.
>>215353523>he thinks I haven't watched Obsessionanon I've probably seen every single TOS episode like 100 times, not even exaggerating. But it's a weaker episode and an 'exception proves the rule' situation.
>>215353605yeah I think you haven't watched it because if you had you wouldn't be saying dumb shit like "Kirk is literally flawless">but anon you should have known I actually meant the opposite of what I actually said because I'm the God of TOS who has watched every episode 5000 times how bout u can suck my dick how bout that?
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>>215353554You can blabber like an indignant wigger bf but empty whining is all you have.
Bashir is the only one who always says Garak with a hard ACK
>>215353653>you can't say Picard is a distant and impersonal officer because of the 5 times he wasn't for a storyI hate pedantic faggots like you who argue dishonestly for the sake of it. Shut the fuck up.
Does anyone else play this?
>>215348505>In a parallel universe, Sisko fucks the shit out of his friend that he's always been attracted to. But in this universe she doesn't have the worm so it's not weird.
>>215353886Typical DSN character writing. Name one cast member they didn't character assassinate at least once.
>>215353797Shut up fucking faggot
>>215353886>she doesn't have the wormpeople keep saying this but I don't remember that being brought up in the show
>>215353969>Name one cast member they didn't character assassinate at least once.Rom.
>>215351654Civil Defense is the best episode of any Star Trek show.
>>215353457is this your new bait
>>215353969>character assassinate a character but also actually assassinate him and replace with progressively dumber clones that are technically different characters so there's technically no harm doneDS9 writing is peak what do you mean
>>215354147Are you kidding? Not only did they have to completely revamp his character after one or two seasons but then they ended by making him some mary sue communist who stupidly became the grand dictator of Ferengi and character assassinated an ENTIRE ALIEN RACE.
>and character assassinated an ENTIRE ALIEN RACE.
>>215353206Why the fuck would anyone want to watch a character that doesnt have flaws?
>>215353886I don’t know how anyone can fuck a Trill host. We meme about skeletons being inside us, but THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING SLUG INSIDE THEIR ABDOMEN.
