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did people in in 1979 not care about a movie being this slow?
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>>215345753
It's not slow. You just have the attention span of a kid who hasn't watched many movies.
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People had longer attention spans before smartphones
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we used to have patience, I watched Birds the other day and that movie had a solid 30 minutes before any kind of tension whatsoever
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>>215345753
Cameron released zoomshit version called Aliens with action, explosions and girlpower. Rotbrain like you might like it more.
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>>215345753
Everyone knew it wasn't canon and were waiting for the real movie to come out. This was the equivalent of that "Ghostbusters" show with the monkey before the real movie came out with Bill Murray, etc.
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>>215345753
There are virtually no watchable movies being made today, partly because they've booted all the talent, all the visionaries, all the artisans. It's not even a question of audience patience. It's more that the industry will not allow anything good to be made. It's a fake industry where scripts are written by AI (has been for at least 5 years already) and where fans have been replaced with bots and/or stinky Indian sweatshop click-monkeys.
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>>215345809
i'm 38 and i have both the vhs of alien and aliens still plus the fucking quadrilogy in dvd
but you guys are just stupid plain faggots
op is fair somehow
there's a fair amount of exposition and atmosphere
it takes its time but it builds to something
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>>215345820
I rewatched it the other day and found it to be way slower than what I remembered. I guess Alien > Aliens after all
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>>215345992
right so you've had the best part of 20 years to be ruined by smartphone use and general exposure to modern pop culture brainrot, this isn't exclusive to zoomers
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>>215345983
Cinema is a dying medium now. Hollywood doesn't want to invest time and effort because they know they're getting pushed to the side with each passing year. Right now live action Disney remakes are the only thing keeping them from total insolvency
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>>215345992
That doesn't mean the movie is slow.
>i have both the vhs of alien and aliens still plus the fucking quadrilogy in dvd
Throw that garbage out.
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>>215346042
A lot of the movie is spent looking around for stuff and calling out names
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>>215346032
no one said it is

>>215346042
you're garbage
it fucking is intentionally slow
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>>215346055
>>215346060
It has a slower pace compared to typical American blockbusters, but it's not really a slow movie.
>it fucking is intentionally slow
How so, other than it taking the time to set the stage for its story, setting, and its suspense?
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Where's my Alien3 chads at? Look at all these prequel faggots and their bad takes. It's like two bald men fighting over a comb.
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>>215345983
screenwriting is a jewish nepo position
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>>215346270
Alien Vs Predator is better than Alien 3.
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I find it hard to watch long movies now but thats because I dont have a couch.
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>>215345753
What do you mean? They had patience for the Deer Hunter ffs.
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>>215346579
a comfy chair is all you need
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>>215346579
It's not even two hours long. Most modern blockbusters are a half hour longer.
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>>215345753
>Budget $8.4–14 million
>Box office $188 million
Yes, it did very well for its budget .
Also it's not slow. Halloween is slow (not to suggest it's not a fantastic movie.
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>>215346765
>Halloween is slow
No, this is slow>>215346622
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>>215346765
Alien's not slow, but Halloween is? This board is retarded. Neither of these movies are slow except relative to modern blockbusters.
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Okay, now watch 2001.
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>>215345753
Yeah, the first Alien is completely unwatchable. The franchise only started with Aliens for a reason. James Cameron is the GOAT.
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Did they ever explain the bonus situation ?
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>>215346572
Not saying much
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>>215345992
That was normal for most movies. There was nothing particularly slow about Alien. Go watch Jaws for comparison.
t. 40 years old
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>>215345753
It's not slow, it's atmospheric you Philistine.
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>>215347888
>Aliens
made 0.2 BILLIES for JIMMY
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>>215345753
>being this slow
That's unironically fast for an older movie. Movies used to be so long they'd need a 10-15 minute intermission and would still have a full audience. Everything was slower and more fulfilling back then. It's what we're talking about when we say the future has degenerated and your brain has rotted.
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>>215346270
The tides have turned boomer, Alien 3 has been re-reevaluated and it turns out it’s still garbage. At least Resurrection is dumb fun.
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Let's not forget the completely unlikable, noncharismatic cast.
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>>215348553
right
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>>215346270
L-l-look guys, it’s a script written by William Gibson! Ok so it’s for a completely different but still retarded Alien 3 that never got made but it PROVES that the festering turd we actually got is ok somehow! Extended version! Wooden planets! Monks! Space wheat!
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>>215347853
>Okay, now watch 2001.
I thought that was slow but at least it was entertaining. you didn't know what was going on.
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>Tom Skerritt, the captain, was 46, Hurt was 39 but looked older, Holm was 48, Harry Dean Stanton was 53, Yaphet Kotto was 42, and only Veronica Cartwright at 30 and Weaver at 28

modern slop would have smoot skinned 20y olds crew and a 30y old "veteran" captain
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>>215346006
When I watched Alien and Aliens for the first time around 10 years ago I found Aliens to be excruciating slow and boring, had no problem with Alien though
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>>215349167
>Alien Earth nostromo ripoff
>The one crew member who looks like he'd fit in with the original crew is the greedy traitor
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>>215348553
they're not supposed to be likable. they're supposed to be torn down and wretched. they've sold their bodies and their lives to a planet-sized corpo just so they could rot on a tin can in the dead of space.
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>>215345753
>slow
Are you retarded?
Years ago when they remastered the 4 movies for blu ray and put out the box set I decided to go back and re watch them all.
About half way through alien I realized that my asshole had been puckered tight for the last 20 minutes because the movie is a masterclass in escalating tension.
It isn't a slow movie at all, you just have ADD.
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>>215349167
>modern slop would have smoot skinned 20y olds crew and a 30y old "veteran" captain
man I wish. many movies today are still recycling the same withered actors from decades past. I'm so tired of seeing geriatrics pretending to be in their prime
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>>215345753
Slow or not, its fucking kino, just for this sequence alone
>we'll rig the ship to blow in 10 minutes
>lets meet up in 8 minutes
>it all goes to shit in 7 minutes
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>>215349472
Every one of them is likeable and memorable though. Half a century later, people can still name all the crew of the Nostromo. Want to talk about unlikable and forgettable, can't name anyone in Prometheus aside from Shaw and David. Huge downgrade.
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>>215349623
what do those expressions convey?
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>>215345753
for me it's the retro futurism. it's like they thought the apple II or Commodore PET was the pinnacle of human technological achievement and we would never do better. they were correct.
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THE MOVIE IS SLOW
WHERE IS MY PHONE
I AM LITERALLY GOING INSANE
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It's called a slow-burn with jumpscares.
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>>215350618
b deck
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>>215350650
C deck
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One of the most memorable scenes in all of horror-fiction is Ridley's face of pure terror amid the strobe lights as she realizes she had been cornered by the alien. Also those unique-sounding sirens as the ship begins the self-destruct sequence are some of the most unsettling and haunting sounds I have heard to this day. The music when they find the eggs and the overall atmosphere are perfect, and totally irreplicable today. It almost makes me wish I had been born a denizen of the timespace circa 1979, so I could experience this, something which had not been experienced by any human being that had ever lived up to that point, for the first time first-hand. This time, this moment may have been humanity's peak. And it is has been all downhill from there.
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>>215350103
fear
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>>215345753
It's slow but still massively more captivating than anything made today
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>>215350750
This model reminds me. If I'm not mistaken, it was originally marketed as "Star Wars for adults".
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>>215350785
>model
That's not a model anon.
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>>215345753
I dont remember it being slow. Havent watched it in a decade though, nor do I plan to
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>>215345753
>Slow?
Movie was great and far a head of its time retard
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>>215345753
You want a slow movie? Fucking.. STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. Get this, they don't leave Tatooine until 1 hour and 40 minutes into the movie. What the fuck.
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>>215353294
yes but things happen
there are funny little guys in hoods
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>>215353322
>funny little guys in hoods
cute
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>>215347900
They get pay in shares which is the more nigger thing late calotalism has invented
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>>215353294
>come home to your foster parents raped and murdered into charred skeletons
This shit was scarier than Alien!
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>>215353883
>untrustworthy desert scavengers who cheat everybody and care for nothing but profit
>their name is suggestive of Jews
Imagine trying that today.
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>>215354164
>Star Wars was rated "U", despite depicting charred corpses and a severed arm
Kids had some balls back in the '70s. Zoomer kids would have got PTSD.
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>>215354222
>their name is suggestive of Jews
schizo
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>>215349403
Yeah Aliens tries to replicate the tension of Alien in the first 45 minutes or so, without success.
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>>215345753
No, they appreciated how the tension built up to make one of the most frightening films ever made in the sci-fi horror genre. Now Blade Runner is the Scott film that constantly hits a screeching halt where I don't know how so many people glaze such a boring film.
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>>215345992
>I consoomed all this plastic, so I know what I'm talking about
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>>215349600
Oh that's so interesting. Had they gone with either of those designs, it would have been much less interesting. But you can see the evolution.
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>>215345809
Can we stop with this meme?
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>>215354402
It's about the vibe and the world building. The story is pretty cool, too, and the ending is surprising, even if it takes a while to get there.
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>>215354494
>meme
ADHD was literally invented to descibe zoomers.
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>>215353294
>conditioned by Tik Tok videos
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>>215356347
this was a good surprise at the end although her ass is flat. post next webm
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>>215354506
The cool shit in Blade Runner is really cool but it's padded out with unnecessary shots that go on too long.
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I know I said all that negative stuff earlier about Aliens but I'd just like to clarify, I've been drinking a lot recently and my depression is now uncontrolled. I didn't really mean it, I was lashing out, just a childish rejection of the one film I truly love (I don't care for Alien at all). You may hate me but I hate myself even more. This is anon, poster on 4channel, signing off.
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>>215345753
Why did you post this and not The Star Trek Motion Picture?
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>>215357703
>Why did you post this and not The Star Trek Motion Picture?
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Because, you stupid fucking faggot, everyone complained about that one being too slow! Holy fucking shit, imagine failing to grasp the OP post this badly!
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>>215356414
>her ass is flat.
Back to Africa.
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>>215345753
Take your meds you literal ADHD schizo, let us enjoy good movies, go back to your minecraft, lol chicken jockey lol



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