which way, creep motherfucka?
jesus all the women in dexter were mid
>>215346203>>215346233Rita mogs and she's not even that good. They're all chestlets too.
>>215346233Shut up, cunt.
>>215346233You like men, huh? That your thing, psycho?
>>215346233F-Faggot!
as a Brit I think Rita is the best. i can fix her etc.Lila is a shitty batshit slut banking on British manerisms making her seem 'cute' but it's cringe to watch.
>>215346248Lila's tits were small, but very perky
Rita is the perfect woman
>>215346363True. At least they weren't fakes, which are way worse than just being small.
>>215346203Do a 360 and walk away
>>215346203both mogged by albino alien Lila
The English one is hottert.Irish
>>215346483One of them is literally Lila.
>>215346321S2 is peak and then their relationship falters, then she goes full psycho, and a lot of scenes are as bad as anything else in dexter
>>215346506yes but that actress looked better in the albino alien makeup on a different show
>>215346782What show?
>>215346570i disliked her already and then she killed Doakes
>>215346203I knew a girl like lila IRL, she pretended to be this dark, introverted person yet mature high-flung woman flat-chested sex genius, but in reality she was just flirting with old men, probably even having sex with those old men for money.
>>215346321What are some American mannerisms that you find endearing
>>215346885not that anon, but some american women can be funny people, they're a lot warmer company, providing that they haven't been through libshit U.
>BPD psycho that will screw over your life>possessive controlling mother of two
>>215346927What about men? I havent met that many brits in my life.
>>215346885when I went to Alaska for my honeymoon it was endearing when people where really happy about us being there which was cool. same as when we were in Chicago. I wouldn't say I've ever seen an American mannerism specifically and said "wow that's hot". you're just a friendly bunch and easy to talk to which is cool, maybe that's all we need. thumbs up from m (just keep it down in pubs jesus christ you fuckers are loud).
>>215346203Rita and even Lumen is preferable to Lila.
honestly rita pisses me the fuck off . lila is written like she's clearly a manipulative psycho, but rita's manipulation tactics are written as it's actually dexter who's in the wrong.>y-you have to get rid of your apartment because you just do you're not fully committing! let's not pay any attention to the fact that you're already giving more of yourself to serve me and my ex-husband's children than anyone else on the earth would.
>>215346203Take both together to nice things that don't ask money.
>>215347017I am a charmless bongman because I hate where I live, I hate half of british people, it's crabs in a bucket all the way down and it's impossible to relax here without spending hundreds on alcohol a month. Being poor here is an absolutely cursed existence, whereas an English Rose can just not be a whore, get tattooed and get fat and they can leave the country basically anytime.
>>215347147She only expects Dexter to get rid of the apartment when they get married and move into a new home together which in fairness is a reasonable expectation. If Dexter was renting it out or something it might be understandable but he was just keeping it as it was which screams not being fully committed.
the personality of early rita mixed with her body later in the series, preferably with no kids. watching a movie and cuddling with that prime milf body without needing to worry about sex would be golden. she also was a hockey fan in the books and had a seasonal ticket to panthers games, that would be cool too.
>>215346203Lila, fucka and looks like Stoya and will burn people for you. Bet she does anal and doesnt have a gag reflex either. Trad blonde mommies are for boring 9-5er Garies.
>>215347444I find Stoya generic, she's like a generic alt-girl.
>>215347714I shall have no more of your nonsense
>>215348058Stoya is a normie fantasy, compare and contrast this to Chel who is a refined fantasy, or to R.Crumb who's fantasy was indicative of someone who has thought about women for a long time and decided exactly what he wants in a woman in specifics, like tree trunk legs with huge powerful feet, or the Japanese waifu-makers who develop passionate backstory for their characters.Stoya is a pedestrian example of someone that a woman getting into porn might find thrilling to self-insert into and glamourous for the wrong reasons.
>>215346233Americans lose their minds over any woman under 180 lbs. Please understand.
>>215346203I choose the third way
>>215346203none of them really inspired anything in me, I was disgusted by the froggish police chief, but by the end of the first season, I wanted to know what she would look like dating a handsome white man, where gradually the power-difference in looksmatching becomes apparent after a few dates and that she'll do anything to keep him.
>>215346203Rita all day, she's beautiful, kind and deserves a good life.
Hannah >
>>215348338i forget, what was Dexter's problem with her?
>>215346203why did dexter only date white women?unc is in miami and doesnt rizz up any latina shawties? for real?
>>215349111he only likes blondes because his mom was blonde and oedipus complex>but lilalila is the exception and she turned out to be a nightmare
>>215349111it was a different time, it was still white
>>215346203early rita was the best
didn't rita dress up as lara croft for halloween?
>>215349111afaik, white women have the hybristophilia fetish, and that's the audience for the show.
>>215348246AI is a bittersweet gift, you can generate any 2D woman with a fun expression, but a lot of these women are fat and not pleasant to be around.
>>215346281What if it is, you zesty buck? You looking to get broke, shoving those DSLs in my face?
>>215349562she did
>>215350208AWOOOOGA
>>215346203Dexter had it right.>Marry Rita>fuck Lila>kill also Lila
Filipina babysitter was best girl
>>215347147if you only knew how high the price for someone else's baggage really was
>>215350253>not Irish nanny>not the sister of "Hello, Whore." >not Quinn's extreme dad issue Olivia Wilde analog
>>215350239Cute shy Rita was the best Rita
>>215346233Have you considered you might be half a fag?
its crazy how quickly he betrayed Deb for Hannabetrayed his sister for a 2nd chick that ever gave him pussy that he knew for 2 days
>>215350866I mean he is supposed to be a psychopath, which usually only seems to manifest in him needing to kill people and acting slightly autistic
>>215350866if your step sister fucked niggers you'd dump her corpse in the ocean too>>215350414shit forgot about Trinity's daughter
>>215350604not that anon but I'm a big tit lover
>>215350866if Deb talked to my like that I would just be hard the entire day, can't say I would feel especially productive.
>>215350239>Lara Croft (2013).jpeg
>>215346203Cum inside Julie Benz in sundress.
>>215346203Rita was absolutely perfect. Such a shame the actress didn't have any kids.
>>215346203only retards say rita, Lila obviously
>>215352173Lila would ruin your life
>>215352128the teacher from Mad Men is the most perfect I've seen on /tv/
>>215346203Theres a chick at my local wlamart who looks like Rita and she gives me boners whenever I shop there
>>215350604It's hilarious that this guy is the posterchild for fake and gay.
>>215346314[ominous dinner table sounds]
>>215346203Oops
>>215353839Kek
>>215349101She was a poisoner, but somehow not a psycho like him
>>215346233
Hannah was 10/10, despite being kind of a meh character, I wish her and Lumen could've been blended into the same character, would've been more fleshed out
>>215346885None. Americans are loud uncouth foul people.
>>215352205and that's what I want :)
>>215350604I still can't believe what this guy became, used to love his troupe's comedy sketches on early youtube
>>215346885I like how most are instantly friendly and usually good at small talk they are but those might just be survival skills you learn as an expat.
>>215347147keeping a bachelor pad for no reason is stupid, if Dexter wanted to keep it he should have come up with a better reason in advance.
>>215346203sex with deb
>>215353992>I wish her and Lumen could've been blended into the same charactereverytime I think about the last seasons I always combine these two in my mind and am surprised it wasn't a single character
>>215355281you just know she fucks hard with that potty mouth of hers
>>215355281>body of an 11 year old boy with negative tits and ass>autistic and cringe No.
>>215346203I'll take Darla
