>i meet with my attorneys therewtf kind of retard does that
>>215346449What's wrong with getting some COLD CAWFEE?
I'm glad that the world is filled with the most insane people.
>>215346565hes got a lot of legal work to do old Dutchy
>>215346565>>215346636He was addicted to drugs in that video and was probably having some serious legal issues, hence the attorneys
Dunkin Dönitz
I don't envy the girl that started the fire, having to endure the wrath of Ray PSYCHO...
wtf is a shamokin
>>215346449>>215346636I thought towns like Shamokin were an exception. Then I saw a short documentary about a similar place Youngstown, Ohio.>Town is averaging 80 Opiod prescriptions per 100 peopleLiterally what the fuck
why do they all have those names, its like they're sims generated.
>>215346449Being from New England I could see this happening here, but that area seems like they SHOULD care less.
>>215346449>Shamokin
People still don't realize the "we ain't got time for that!" lady was scripted too.
>>215347039
>>215346449The "Teenager" taking the blame from the obvious culprit, Ray Psycho.
>>215347170
>>215346449Fo me, it's the >Cold COFFEE
>>215346449>>215347039https://youtu.be/SYGe0qdTQCs?si=8u3QRg9UDvIxuYdm
>>215347170>>215347196I do always hear good things about Buccee's though, they apparently got some bitchin bathrooms.
At least half of the people in that clip are dead from diabetes, overdose or drunk driving accidents.Maybe Dutch is still alive by pure chance
>>215347196harrowing
>>215347196Are these people even real? I feel like humans didn't look like this in the 90s
>>215347062What about hide yo kids hide yo wife guy?
>>215347262You can check him out on instagram. he has that small town wigger eminem thing going on but he generally cleaned up his act considerably.
>>215347170>>215347196is this the new va location
>>215346449he's still alive as of last weekhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/he-became-a-viral-joke-when-a-local-dunkin-closed-he-doesn-t-want-to-be-remembered-for-it/ar-AA1OsKdQ
>>215347218Iced coffee I guess it’s called
>>215346565forget where I read this and if it was a believeable source or not but like this anon said (>>215346698), I do recall reading a comment by him or about him saying that this was during a low point in his life, something about drugs, yes.
>>215346449>tfw my tinder date hasn't heard of the demiurge and nervously asks for protection from people around me as I rant and rave to myself at increasing volume
>>215347262He's doing alright, he's roleplaying as some small town rapper and as a youth mentor after kicking his dope addiction.https://www.northcentralpa.com/news/dutch-smith-from-viral-sensation-to-youth-mentor/article_cf72f44c-d4df-11ee-ba29-1f7fd3b93b40.html
>>215346826HEE HEE
>>215347341Good for him he got sober. Too bad he's trying to be the next white rapper in 2025
>>215346449I don't get it. It's a slow news day piece.
>>215347260It sucks. It just a big gas station. The items they sell on either side of the store are duplicated to make it seem bigger. In the middle they sell worlds best grandma tshirts and have le epic beef jerky bar for the redditors
For me, it's Ray Psycho
>>215347624I think for an actual American, it's just too ordinary to be funny. For foreigners, small towns here are like alien worlds.
>>215347826My local tv station got in trouble for a segment about a Hitler cat.
>>215346449He just liked hanging out there with Officer Psycho.
>>215347170>>215347196>a-a-a-a-americans having a fun time!!!!!>ayiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>215347170Amazing cow herding from that cowboy
>>215347170I hate americans so fucking much, bros. Also, notice how every single one of them is fat and ugly.
>>215348121I agree but this hillbilly butterface princess can get it though. She's got the right amount of corn syrup deposits both up front and back.
>>215347826That innocent time when you thought there were a few retards, weirdos, and freaks spread out through all of America.Now you're pretty sure if not positive at least 4 of your neighbors is basically some type of one of these assholes.
Pour one out for Edna Faust, bros.
>>215347039I don't understand how anyone could live in Shamokin, I'd be thinking about this constantly
>The median income for a household in the city was $20,173, and the median income for a family was $30,038. Males had a median income of $28,261 versus $19,120 for females. The per capita income was $12,354. About 19.3% of families and 60.2%[citation needed] of the population were below the poverty line, including 34.2% of those under age 18 and 21.3% of those age 65 or over.
>>215347826>bottom left cornerIt was a different time
>>215347170>>215348121>>215348248I watched this webm like 6 times to see if there was a single attractive, non-dysgenic dude in it and this was the closest I found
>>215346698so am I, whats you're point
>>215348840THATS A JEW
>Dutch went and cleaned his whole ACK up>now a loving father and full-time forklift operator as well as a part-time musicianGood for him, sincerely. RIP to those Shamokin saints who didn't make it to 2025.
>>215346449Love dornits, man
>>215348937>RIP to those Shamokin saints who didn't make it to 2025.Tell me Edna Faust made it. Faustbros surely our girl is hanging in there.
>>215349019She didn't make it, bro. She made her last bargain years ago.
>>215346565Dude's a lowlife living in an economically depressed small town. Where else would you meet with your assuredly underpaid defense attorney other than the town's cheapest coffee shop?
>>215349157at a Buccee's
>>215349557Pennsylvania does not have a Buccee's yet
>>215347196big titties bro gurl be like
>>215350233What a dump
>>215347170>>215347196this is a truck stop/gas staion right?
>>215347826I'd almost forgotten about the cotton balls
That's small town USA for you
>>215347826rolling
Seriously. What the FUCK is wrong with the donits from Turkey Hill?
>>215352420https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_doughnutthis is way better than any dunkinslop or turkeyhillslop
>>215348908THROW HIM DOWN THE WELL, QUICK
>>215347341Damn bros were all gonna make it!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
I ain't dunked any donut in coffee
>>215347490>informing your potential sexual partner of the soul trap loosh farm on the first dateShiggy
>>215347219man that fucking track, unreal
>>215347826any silky steves and magnum johnsonbros here??
>>215346449Absolutely kino hair.
>>215347826>hot blonde obsessed with poopingSign me up for some of that
>>215347170I'm reminded of this webm.
>>215350233Get your shit together Pennsylvania. I live 10 minutes from one. It's very kino.
>>215346854For me it's Louis Theroux's Dark States - Heroin Town.
>>215347170why is scott the woz dressed like a cowboy?
>>215348248Is that the infamous animator and white supremacist Emily Youcis?
>>215347039I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>215348248Based I love Walmart fattiesT. Aussie Costco enthusiast
>>215348248She looks retarded literally
>fucking die at 44>people are still vandalizing the comment section of your online obituary because you were in a meme videohttps://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/legacyremembers/alba-wehr-obituary?id=39741517
>>215346565I used to meet with the guy that does my taxes at whataburger
>>215354602did she really end it all because she couldn't get good donits anymore?
>>215347826Chase, 19>family says he's rudehahaha. I loved pretending to be sick and staying home from school and watching all those trash talk shows in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>215347826>tfw you'll never be as silky as silky steve
>>215346449>there's a sequelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VljoJVMyLFE
>>215347170This is for a gas station btw
>>215354151Can you lend a nigga a direct download (DDL)?
>>215353689It's from the Twin Peaks OST
>>215346449Hes the only survivor of this video. RIP
>>215355137>charmless sequel fails to recapture the appeal of the original>leans heavily on references to the originalmany such cases
>>215347678Thats Cheif Psycho now>>215353401Whats the deal with retards and squinting? Does it actually half the brain power used by your eyesight?
>>215355196I don't have one, sorry. I get all my stuff via qbittorrent's search plugins.
>>215348794It's not even that old. This image is from 2012.
>>215347219the twin peaks theme is perfect
>>215346854this country is full of small towns with fuck-all to do and nothing but chain food stores and single supermarkets. There is no way to make a living that improves your situation in towns like this, you need to commute far and not everyone is able to get out of that hole
God I wish I lived in small town America.
>>215347219>Officer PsychoUnbelievable. Kino.
>>215354602Well she did kill an old lady by pishing her down the stairs soo maybe she deserved it.
>>215355332>There is no way to make a living that improves your situation in towns like thisThere's trades jobs to be found everywhere.
>>215355353didn't anons discover she was charged with prostitution at one point too? such a crazy backstory for a minor character like this
>>215355353>>215355437I demand proofs.
>>215346798DA COLD CAWFEE
>>215347170Cuckies
>>215348248What's the time code!
>>215346565Based Dutch was getting his life together.
>>215347368lel>>215347450
>>215354602This would actually make me happy if she was my family member
>>215355458*CODE
I like the one with the Leprechaun who was obviously some short ginger crack head sneaking around.
Can we get an update on Nicki Cries?
>>215347260>nice bathroomsAnd this is how far society has fallen, this is the bar.I want to write down your post and have someone repeat it to you until you get have vapid you are.
>>215347219>donitsI'm going insane.I fucking love Laura's Theme, bros.
Body?
>>215356320Imagine murdering a woman because she won't fuck you.
>>215352697Based potato donut enjoyer. The owner of my local coffee shop tried to open a place that served them, and they were delicious. It didn't work out in the long run, unfortunately. I miss them.
>>215347531We all roleplay as different things in our lives. Only the fools mistake the mask for reality
>>215348756Seems like a good place to meet women,Women in big towns are all alpha widowed and have unrealistic expectations for money Becuase of thier turn on the rich Chad bicycle
>>215346449>>215347341>>215354602What about the girl who started the fire?
>>215348121Why are you here? Why not make your own website in your own language and talk about your countries television and media or stars for that matter. Even americas politics becomes your number one talking points... weird hate you have for us faggot
>>215347039You are pretty funny, you are okay.
>>215356559They expect her in the wreckage
>>215347260If you have never traveled or on a greyhound bus, you dont understand the value of bathrooms. Now there needs to be showers as well.
>>215346854The Sackler family has done unreverseable damage to america
>>215347170>>215347196These are the poor and the downtrodden Jesus was talking about btw
>>215346449PSYCHO SAYS
Do Americans really need to eat donits that often
>>215347552EEOO
>Dutch Smith>Edna Faust>Alba Weir>Nikki Cries>Ray Psycho
>>215346698But why Dunkin' Donits?
>>215347170OH MY GOD, A SHOP
Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their donits, I'd rather the donits at Dunkin Donits, and I'm kinda dealin' with it, but I really miss Dunkin Donits.
>>215356320>>215356405I am imagining anon, is there another step after this?
>>215347826>Election HQ>like....some names....if you say em....pretty fast....sorta sound...a bit...similar...in the sounds....you hear....ish...so that means....something....maybe?So this is what passes for election coverage on national news huh?
>>215356647Oh i know the value of bathrooms QUITE well. I'm one of those people that has bad travel bladder/bowels.
>>215353401OFFICER PSYCHO IS LITERALLY MEHE KNOWS THE SCORE
>>215356137Has toughened up, now goes by Nikki Dry
>>215356994full on fist pumping, stick for his phone to film, roaring in triumph, at entering a large gas station shop
cold cawfeeofficer psychodonitsit has it all
>>215357063Do your best to look innocent by inserting yourself into the investigation. In your imagination.
>>215355701She's on the second video >>215347196
>>215347826>addicted to creating Japanese characters onrinethe horror
>>215347341>Smith, a forklift operator,
>>215357312What's their deal? Seem like an insecure bunch.
>>215347170i can't believe almost everyone there is grossly overweight. maybe about 10% of those people look a healthy weight.
>>215347826>look up what Gary Spivey is doing>streamed 24 hour sago on yt
>>215347170>>215347196
>>215347039kek
SHAAH-MOE-KIN?Or Smoking?
>>215357327Go cry to HR about it twinkletoes
>>215357658there's a very specific demographic that would consider attending the grand opening of a gas station
>>215357327Because you have to get a certification to drive a forklift, some of their operators think this makes them some sort of elite group and use it as a personality substitute.
>>215347170>me at 00.13I came to nulk
>>215347170How is there not one normal looking person?
>>215356953>16WNEP Scrantonit's in the most boring city you could imagine. dunkin is like critical infrastructure there
>>215346449>just watched this vid as europeanwhat the fuck.do americans in the 00s really act like GTA characters in cutscenes
>>215357327>>215358436It's clearly ironic you retards. Like those "born to shit, forced to wipe" skeletons.
>>215347826choose your fighter
>>215359403no, its deadly serious
>>215359547
>>215354602weirdly she was a witness in another fire related (a fire in her apt complex) local news story just a few weeks before her death, she seemed like quite a character, almost wish we had more info on her she seems crazy and weird enough i want to know more about her life story lolalso how did she die? the video from only a few weeks earlier she seemed fine and full of life, my guess would be drugs she seemed to have big cokehead energyhttps://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/northumberland-county/building-in-danger-of-collapsing-after-fire-in-shamokin/523-a6428cd8-c3f8-4939-8d78-fe4a5472140f
