Did she actually know how to use the map?
Why does she talk like she already knows the forest? Not even the locals want to go into the forest so why should she know?
>>215347362She remembered it from rehearsal.
There’s no way. If there’s one thing I learned in the military it’s that women can not land nav. They just go into the woods, take a stinky shit in a ditch, cry, and go ask for directions.
So what is the witch and the 40's serial killer connected? Is the witch from colonial times or is she 19th century?
why so many Blair Witch threads lately? did zoomers just discover this movie?
>>215347340This bitch had 'strils to pay the bills.
>>215347494look at the calendar
>>215347340unironically i dont think the female brain is capable of understanding complex maps and navigation
>goes paranoid and insane after just 2 days with a full pack of camping equipment and supplies
>>215347340Women can't even tell left from right most times, so that should tell you something
>>215347523Hide your coke, lads. She's coming.
Why did the witch kill them? Witches don't kill random people they just hex people they don't like.
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>>215347340How come no found footage films hit as well as this one.
>>215347494October
>>215347494It's Halloween time. Amerinonce normies on /tv/ look up "scary movie" and go with whatever dross pops up first.
>>215347746Cloverfield was pretty good
>>215347685She defiled her grave
Watched it. Wasn't scared.
>>215347340she was cute. Why can't women look normal like this anymore?
>>215347777blair witch, cloverfield, paranormal activity 1 + 2, all great in a theatre and then kinda silly when rewatched later on
>>215347791Proud of you, son.
>>2153477461. It was a novelty at the time, by the 2000s, especially late 2000s it got seriously oversaturated.2. A large majority of it was improvised. Pretty much the entire middle section was improv. They just set it up at the start, then threw them in the forest, fucked around with them and spooked them, then shot the ending. So the fear and freak outs and tantrums are real.
moral of the film: always listen to crazy catholic women who live in motorhomes
>>215347891Weird lesson, but ok
>>215347340Of course not women are terrible with directions. Most people are these days since gps took over but women are especially bad.
The largest forest in Maryland is 80 miles long. That's nothing.
>>215347423They can't even navigate a store.
>>215348606>80 miles long. That's nothing.You what, it's way more than enough to get lost.
>>215348699Just walk in a straight line. She has a compass. Just follow the compass.
>>215348723chatgpt says it would take 4 day to walk 80 miles of woods and 5-6 more realistically which is what this case would be since they have women with themthis is ignoring things like blisters and sickness along the way
>>215347340>woman>know how to use the map?>womanAnon...
>>215348795You don't have to walk from one tip at the edge of the forest to the opposite tip.
>>215348868i know im making a point. and its possible if all you do is pick a direction and walk in it if you choose the unlucky longest distance out. this is also ignore food and water and the doubt after the first day or two after not getting anywhere
>>215348868Nta but 40 miles is easily 3 days IF nothing happens and IF you can walk in straight line without any obstacle.
It's 1999 and none of these young, pot smoking film students have cellular phones?
She was possessed by the Witch from the start btw
>>215347791Same. Didn't even need my teddy bear and nightlight that night.
>>215349031how do you not know that she is the witch
>>215349031Nothing that a good dicking couldn't solve, as my grandmother used to say.
>>215347759Do Blair witch mentions Halloween tho?
Why did Tony Blair do it?
>>215347718That's what happens
So it was just a bear, right?
>>215350324Yep. The bear built the cairns and the pagan idols.
>>215347494it's close to halloween so alot of youtube react channels are reacting to the movie right now, which is the first and only way zoomers are able to watch it
>>215347340of course not.you ever see women do land nav?it's the men doing it the entire time, women can barely understand spacial awareness.
Saw it at the pre press screening in 1999 with a fat mexican girl named Bessie and my momHarry Knowles hyped it up too much and ruined the experience with high expectations, god I hate that fat fuck
>>215350978>Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits!
>>215347340Daily reminder that she is unironically anempty egg carton. She is 50 and never had kids. She is going to die alone. Her cats will eat her rotting corpse. She spent her fertile years growing weed and complaining how the movie ruined her.Also, in that scene she unironically thought men were going to rape her. Dumb liberal bitch.
>>215351198bit rude, anon
>>215351198>complaining how the movie ruined her.QRD?
>>215351250The bitch is legit crazy.>In 2020, she formally changed her name to Rei Hance.[20][21] Hance stated in a 2021 interview that she was paid a sum of money for the use of her likeness in the sequel, but that it had followed eight years of "constant failure" in her life, and so she "took that money and just drove around North America, getting shitfaced for about two years, and hoping I would die. Like I did not want to be alive anymore."[22] She subsequently relocated to Freedom, Maine, and became sober.[22] She served on the town's Select Board for a year until 2025 when she was recalled after a dispute over a public easement.[23] She is a practicing Buddhist.[24]
>>215351321>Born in 1974How the fuck is she so Boomer-ish?
>>215349001nobody had internet in the 90s just millionare fags and ivy league schools
>>215351516you dum ass nigga
>>215351321>she formally changed her name to Rei HanceWhy changing for something so tandom? At least find something cool, Electra Thunderbolt or whatever.
>>215351793*tandem.
