do what
She not like that
>>215347864>tinto brass>brass>assI see what you did there.
>>215347864fart
>>215347864Le poopie! :D
>>215347864kids these days call it redeeming
>>215347864
>>215347864Butt stuff?
>>215348044I've never met a woman who wasn't at least curious about butt stuff.
>>215347864a film by tit and ass
I prefer paprika because the story is based on fanny hill, and Lola is also really good.
>>215347885TINTO BRAPS
>>215348034
>>215348034Kino. I prefer the sequel Chicks Takin’ Shits
>>215348092they all have penis
This movie taught me that italians love getting cuckolded. I feel like the fact women around the world gush over italian men is not entirely unrelated to the above statement
IT obviously
>>215348377/thread
Fuck black men apparently
What is the best Tinto Brass movie?
>>215348092>fucking my gf>curious about buttstuff>stick my finger up her butt>she yells at me to stop it and yanks it out>keep fucking her with my finger sticking in the air not sure what to do with it now
>>215347864Fantasize about having sex with black men?
the leading actress has found God in the meanwhile and she's basically a nun now.also walled hard
>>215348457You're supposed to start by cupping her butt cheeks with one hand and then pressing two fingers against the outside of her butthole to make her orgasm hard, so she associates having her butthole touched with having powerful orgasms. After that, she'll do the work of cleaning out her butt before sex.
>people itt acting like they know how to have sex
Tinto Brass is the Alfred Hitchcock of porn. He even has cute little cameos in his movie like Hitchcock. The best one is in Cheeky when he plays a photographer who sticks his fingers up the main character's ass cheeks when she comes in to get some photos developed. HONEST FILMMAKING
>based Tinto is 92 year old nowI don't want to see him die bros
>tinto brapsImagine the fragance of that harvest
>>215348233Like the French they understand that adultery is just something that happens to everyone and the only thing you can do is cheat on your wife as much as possible. Much healthier mindset than making gour wife wear a bedsheet over her head and threatening to decapitate her if she cheats (and she still does it anyway LMAO)
>>215348577Check out his short film Kick the Cock. True kino starring himself
>>215347864whatever it is I've been starting doing it and to be frank I must say its been working great so far
>>215348542>how to have sexpenis in vagina nerd
>>215347864Tito Brappe
For me it's the caretaker lady from The Voyeur
>>215347864Take massive shits
>>215348766I became obsessed with her when I first saw that movie as a kid. The blonde wife was hot too.
>>215348580how has he avoided metoo?
BRAP
>>215348820It's Italy
>>215348445Monella!
>>215348820when you're a proud career perv, you will get away with itit's the same thing as down syndrome guy calling you ugly/bald/whatever in public, people just say "he doesn't know any better"
>>215348877>Beautiful girl>literal nobody until casting couched by Tinto>Agreed to urinate on camera for probably the equivalent of 400 american dollars>She's long since walled but that footage exists foreverHow does he do it and why are no other filmmakers visionaries like him?
>>215348820You can still fuck 14 year olds as an adult male in his 30s in italy
>>215347864cheat, ALL of Tinto Brass' movies are about unfaithful women
>>215349132Monella is the only one she does not actually cheat I think, and if she does, it's to make her bf do something about her sex drive. She wants to be slutty for him but he refuses it until she's fucked someone else I think?
>>215347864>All ladies do itwrong
>>215349132Not Lola she saved herself for Tommaso
>>215348877girl was pretty mid compare to other Tinto's muses
>>215348951This works irl too everything in life is about expectations.
>>215347864Now they fart in jars and become millionaires
>>215350029i heard that one e-whore who tried this ended up giving herself a heart attack due to her rigorous fart-inducing diet. sex work is real work and it can be dangerous
Unironically thought it was gonna be some scat thing but apparently it's ''just'' cheating.Women are known to be whores, nothing secret.
>>215348092My exgirlfriend never came from actual sex i wanted to try butt stuff.She fucking squirted and had the best orgasm of her life i miss my butt girl :(
>>215350202i've never understood anal. what about the feces
>>215348877It's incredible how he shot a film of a woman peeing outside and managed to make it so tasteful and erotic.
best thread on /tv/ right now
>>215350245You never heard of germans?
>>215350245girls dont poop
>>215350274What are they looking at?
>>215347864Yell "6-7" while cupping their hands up and down and laughing. It is a real problem with ladies these days!
>>215350202>i miss my butt girl :(
>>215350386A Horny Monster With A Hard Cock That Just Won't Quit No Matter How Hard He Ejaculates
>>215348143Kekked
>>215350202Anal girls getting pregnant is how new gay sodomite males are produced. 90% of human behavior is genetic.
>>215350336But anon, Women tend to have bigger bowels, bigger colons, and longer intestines than Men.Therefore, women poop too.Especially all the actresses from the 80s and 90s we have crushes on.
>>215350245it's all about ramming your cock into assholes, it's not rocket science dumbcunt
>>215350433that's the actual title isn't it
>Tinto Brass>Tits N Ass
>>215350245Where do you think the poop in your ass is right now? Unless you really need to poop right now there's probably not poop within one cock's-length of your anus hole.
>>215350528the japanese know how to make good titles
>>215350245If you closely intimated with a woman you already know what her farts and poop smells like, so who cares about getting a little smellz on your dickhaving sex with random dirty men like faggots do is disgusting tho
>Diana, a Roman wife married to the kind Paolo, enjoys teasing other men but insists she’s only playing harmless seduction games. She recounts these stories to Paolo to spice up their dull sex life. Influenced by her provocative sister Nadia and her lesbian friend Antonietta, Diana’s flirtations begin to cross into reality—though Paolo still believes her tales are fantasies. When a French antiques dealer, Donatien Alphonse, leaves physical evidence of their affair, Paolo realizes she’s been unfaithful and expels her from their home. Diana then pursues more erotic encounters, while both she and Paolo confront questions about desire, fidelity, and the meaning of their relationship.TLDR: All woman are hoes and cheat ont their man
>>215347864NTR and taking up the ass...pretty kino flick tbqh.
>>215348092you must have a very manageable penis (small)
>>215347864I actually one of this guy’s movies and the whole plot revolved around a cheating wife who betrays her husband because he doesn’t want to do anal with her. The husband finds out she’s cheating and decides to do anal to save their marriage.
>>215348581my fucking sides
>>215351361She's my dream woman, although she should have shaved her armpits.
>>215347864Ass is too big
>>215348519>also walled hardNot that hard. She still has really pretty eyes.
>>215349030Chat is this true?
>>215347864anal
>>215352974is true for most of the world
>>215348143>KINO BRAPPbased
>>215348820what the fuck where are her panties?
>>215350245One time a girl sucked my dickAnd after she told me that I had some pee in my penis somewhere because she said she 100% sucked it out and it tasted bad lol
>>215350320you probably meant germs
>>215350056brazzers, steven seagal, and jimmy buffet all target the same category of person
>>215350245There is a kind of ritual that gay people go through before having anal sex, called anal douching or anal pumping. It involves filling the anus with water (one of those bidet showers works best) and pushing the water out a few times.
>>215348580don't worry. eating ass is like drinking from the fountain of youth. he's basically immortal now.
>>215348445obviously Salon Kitty
>>215350245Some "people" like the poopa
>>215348034Make her black and call it All Niggas Loot
>>215347864>do whatCheat. All women are cheating whores. I used to believe my mom was the exception, but then I found her reddit account where she posts nudes and talks about fucking men other than my father. And, of course, I found out my cuck father is into that. I hate women.
>>215348034>>215348143
>>215347864What is she sitting behind? Is that a ginat loaf of bread?
