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The ending is clearly someone's twisted cuckold fantasy
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I am he walrus.
Googoogajoob.
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>>215348674
>Kevin Smith
No shit.
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>>215348674
Being transformed into a walrus and then brainwashed into acting like a walrus is just like forcing a trans kid to pretend to be cis
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it's always been a subtle hidden metaphor about the genocide of native americans
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It's an allegory for how jews were treated during the holocaust
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>>215348674
It's about those poor.fking whales at seaworld
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It's about how patriarchy victimizes women and forces them to become complicit in their own oppression
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It's actually a very intellectual film
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>>215348674
Lowbrow trash
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It's about how public funding for the arts warps the mind of the artist beyond recognition
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It's about a walrus who doesn't feel like a walrus. It's trans coded. Give the walrus more surgeries stat.
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>>215348674
>I HAVE BECOME...LE WALRUSE
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It's a commentary on political repression in Turkey during the Erogdan regime
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>>215348674
HOW TO FIX THIS MOVIE
replace all of johnny depps screentime with additional stories from the old man. there should have been 30 minutes of them bonding before he just up and turns the guy into a walrus. no edging, hardly any buildup, he just starts drugging him after one story. this guys adventures were clearly more interesting than anything else in the movie besides what WOULD have been the surprising twist.
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>>215349757
The old guy should have sodomized the walrus every day and then one day try the walrus's mouth but then the walrus rebels and bites his dick off
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qrd
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was this supposed to be a serious horror film or a shitpost movie
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>man undergoes extensive surgery to turn into something he will never be
>thinks he turned into it
>everyone sane sees that he's just a horribly disfigured man
You could never get that greenlit today
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>>215349961
Why not both



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