>You are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law forIncluding...?
>>215351439>Installing Dolly the Sheep on public computers
what are the charges officer?
>>215351439He said "every crime we have a law for"He didn't say there were any laws at all.
You've hacked into every floppy disk on the server, jammed the mainframe and... planted a firewall on the motherboard.
>>215351439Refusing to install Service Packs 1, 2 and 3 for Windows XP and preferring the Luna theme over the Classic theme.
>>215351439he qualified the statement with "virtually" which gives them the out to say no, he wasnt into CP
>>215351489Based stickler
Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA)Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA)Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA)Economic Espionage Act (EEA)Identity Theft and Assumption Deterrence ActCommunications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act (CALEA)Computer Security ActCommunications Decency Act (CDA)
>>215351515then what was on the minidisk he gives to the guy?
>>215351439Kek I remember when me and other kids installed Minecraft on the school computers years ago and they got this guy to pretend he was with the FBI threaten to send us to jail for “ interfering with government systems”
>>215351570An illicit created/stolen program by him. Probably not data as he warns "if you get caught USING this". Most likely an autonomous program that infiltrates law enforcement or corporate systems.
>>215351662Sounds like some srs bsns
>>215351439NEO the prophecy said the One would have CP on their computer.
>>215351570>>215351812IIRC in the original script you can find online, it was a program to wipe the guy's parking tickets or something.
the matrix is everywhere Neo even here on this very board.
It was the 90s it was like a speeding ticket back then
>>215351439>has this got something to do with the.. uh.. lolicon stuff?
>>215351439>virtually
>>215351439>How about I give you a soijack and you give me my warning?>You can't scare me with this 3 day ban crap, I know my rights
Copying a Nintendo bios to your angelfire page .
Doge and elon hacked the irs.
>>215351996If it wasn't in the movie it isn't canon.
>>215351515cp isn’t a computer crime, it’s just most often distributed over the internet.The online solicitation laws didn’t exist in 1999 either
>>215351439>You're [Neil A. Anderson, regular joe] and also [Neo, computer hacker, hero], now, one of these lives has a FUTURE and one of them does notBIG dick foreshadowing all throughout the entire first act. The foreshadowing is one of the film's great strengths when you break it down. They even foreshadowed how 1999 was in fact peak human civilizational development before 9/11, facebook, dumbphones and everything went to shit.
>>215351439>one count of sending Gotase.jpg to your grandmother>one count of animal abuse where you fed your dog Stinker 5lbs of cheese and put him on your grandmothers face>one count of dressing up Stinkler in drag>one count of forcing your grandmother to kiss Stinkler in drag>one count of pretending to solicit sexual child imagery by dressing your grandma up as a child and attempting to bait The FED>one count of making your grandma traffic your rabbit.exe program on Harlem street corners dressed as a hooker in January of this year>one count of doing what we refer to as "mexican face" by having your grandma wear a mexican hat and attempt to rob a gas stationjesus christ neo
>>215351439>clicking "I have read and accept the terms of the license agreement" when you haven't
>>215351460eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal
>>215354093THIS IS DEMOCRACY....MANIFEST
>>215351439>your porn server is in violation of the Online Safety Act, Mister Anderson
>>215354176GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
>>215351439Browsing 4chan from the UK
>>215351439>>215351489Was Neo distributing CP?
>>215354608>>215351957yes
He stole a SCADA system for managing pipelines and sold it to USSR. Little did he know CIA knew about this and gave him a poisoned version that blew up a rafinery.
>>215354318YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO VERY WELL, SIR
>>215351439he torrented all the movies
>>215351570pirated copy of half life
>>215355571based. They need to hire two twins to wear white and dreadlocks
>>215351439Racism outside of /b/?
>>215355600that's a first amendment issue, no?
Using a computer should be illegal.
>>215354608>>215351957>if you get caught using that
>>215355737he sticks his cock in the hole in the cd while the cp is playing on his computer
>>215355790>hes beginning to believe
>Computer hackers can live like this and think it's ok
oh no the evil machines are keeping me stuck in perpetual 1999 where>economy is good>people are chill and sane>video games are at their peak>the internet is new and exciting and only used by whites>movies are still good>nobody gives a shit about politics at all>an average guy can still get laid easily>everyone is hopeful and expects the future to be amazingwhat will i do? how can i survive this nightmare?
>>215356298>>215356321Looks comfy would live in it
>>215356716>only used by whites>the top tier hacker, literally the badass computer genius guy they're seeking is black>many of the rebel crew are minorities and they were all hackers found by Morpheusyou barely paid attention to the movies and just made your own headcanon
>>215356967I know this is a complex topic to try and comprehend but that stuff is outside the matrix
>>215354093>You know, I know this Chinese meal doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is succulent.
>>215351515He said virtually because they're in the Matrix, duh
>>215351439>the charges, officer?
>>215351439leeching without seeding
>>215351439Being a cool ass grunge but also dubstep hacker
Downloaded CP without seeding
>>215356967is the matrix anti-white propaganda?
