ITT your favorite joke in your favorite comedy show/movie
>>215352566youtube.com/watch?v=To4i-BMwQH8&themeRefresh=1
I know a little German…
He’s right over there!
Werewolf Barmitveh spooky scary
>Look out mang!
>>215353442>She's got huuuuuuge....... tracts of land!
>>215353557i watched this movie like four times before i realized that was jack white>ahskdhdLOOKOUT, MAN>it's called karate>only two kindsa people know it: the chinese and the king - and one of them is me
>Puddy...
I don't know if its my single favorite, but this whole exchange is up there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDBVm2frtIY
>>215353442Whole film is just so incredibly quotable>Must be a king. – How'd you know? – He hasn't got shit all over him.>What also floats? – Apples...very small rocks...churches...lead>So... If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood.>And there was much rejoicing.>Listen, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some watery tart threw a cimitar at me they'd put me away!>Where'd you get the cocoanuts? – We found them. – In Mercia? The coconuts are from the tropics, this is a temperate zone.>Sir not appearing in this film.>What is your name? – There are some who call me... Tim.>Bring out the holy hand grenade!
>>215353794I always quote the ahahaaLOOK OUT, MAN!
>>215353557didnt know this either. he did a really good job. its a great scene
it's not really my favoritei'm not even sure if it's a jokebut it's all i have a screenshot of
>>215353977my favorite bit is the following scene at the funeral where michael keaton says they were "tragically taken before their time" and wahlberg scoffs and mutters "...they jumped 20 stories. there wasn't even an awning in their direction." my sides exit the atmosphere every time
>>215352566It's definitely a top 3 gag but my 1 and 2 are1, Austin trying to back up the car in the hallway and getting it stuck perfectly perpendicular (that one thread on here where a guy just captioned it "LOL" derogatorily somehow made it funnier)2.>Only sailors use condoms, baby>Not anymore, Austin!>Well, they really should; I mean, they do go port to port...
>>215353557its hilarious that they made Elvis this threatening person
>>215353848for me it's the bridge guardian>what is your favorite color?
>>215352566I always wondered what this book would be like to actually sit down and read. It was a pretty huge book.
>>215353977>"Aim for the bushes"Nah that was a great punchline.
>>215353798That's right.
>joke set up in the first half of the movie finally sees a pay off in the finale I fucking love this kind of gag.
>>215355488I always thought the joke was that the kid mushmouthed his name so it sounded like "aern aerrrns" and Nick was confused because he literally didn't catch the name.
>>215352566>17>hit me>you have 17, i suggest you stay>i like to live dangerously>21, very good sir>i'll stay>you have 7, i suggest you hit>i also like to live dangerously>...21 beats your 7
>>215355551Funny thing about blackjack, while there's no risk to staying on a 5, he actually could've won if the dealer pulled a 16 and then a 10 or the like.
>>215354327Only degenerate druggies will forget which way the door to their own home opens up
>>215355596yes he was actually living dangerously
Young Frankenstein's "walk this way." I'm a simple man.
>>215355610he was a dedicated pothead
>>215353798I love the scene when Jerry is on the phone at the car dealership, and Puddy is sitting in the background staring off into space
>>215353977>good news people: the new bath mats are in, so get excited for that. also, there's a serial rapist loose in crown heights->oh wait, ignore that, that's from my other job.>well don't ignore, if you live in crown heights. you know, walk in pairs.
>>215353848>She turned me into a newt!>I got better...
there's a bit in Louis where he's looking at a new apartment or something and he glances out the window just in time to see a bunch of glowies pull up and jump out of an unmarked van, blackbag a nearby hobo and throw him in the back then replace him with a completely different hobo before hauling ass down the street. i'm fuckin dying just typing it out and picturing the scene lmfao
>The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAv4Vok1aJQ
>>215356140one of the best comedic cuts of the last 40 years
>>215356148Underrated comedic films.
>>215353541Satin rules!From adventureland.
>>215355783It's gonna be "DAMN YOUR EYES" for me
>>215356087Made me want to watch the whole series. Have only seen it in bits and pieces. Like the david Lynch and the dane cook scenes. My lovely waifu, Parker posey.
>>215356158
From 30 rock
>>215355783>>215356226I take it back. It's this:https://youtu.be/AS1HIThPcz8?si=oQr6fa7pEmOzxHKG
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>>215356252Kevin Smith later used this joke in Dogma
>>215352566Does this work?Im asking for my black friend
O'doyle rules!
its not the funniest part of the movie, but we always sleep on It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.I love when the guy kicks the bucket at the beginning
>>215356039>>215353977will ferrell may have been the unfunniest part of that movie and he was the only comedy actor
>>215356081>the knight in this scene just plunging 7 feet off the platform like it's nothing
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>>215352566This entire scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbUD7FRStbY
Sir... you are talking, to a nigger!!https://youtu.be/kBJDz4ylQO0?si=dtlaVmleBTwxTXf7&t=51
>>215352566I love this cover. They put exactly the right amount of effort into designing it.If they had put more effort and tried to make it look like a professionally designed book that could actually exist in a book store, it wouldn't have been as funny.