We know you hate democracy Ivan.
I gotta get the hell out of here...
>>215352589looking thick
Jamie pull out my buttplug
>>215352589Refute what?All i see is one of the 500 (maybe less) MURDERING.
>>215352608You're fighting for the establishment you fucking worthless chud.
>>215352589its avanti garden anti-humóure Rogan has studied comedy for years and is basically on a level that the average person won't comprehend until at least 2045. but at that time he'll come to be recognized as one of the greatshe's the Franz Kafka of Comedyhis stand up is the Moby Dick of humor
how many legit comics are there in the world, the kind you wanna hang out with?
>>215352846>please say you want to hang out with meee
>>215352846200 maybe 250 guys like us who can do what we do
Still funnier than Marc maron
>>215352589>jacked from TRT and working out>decides to wear a long sleeve dress shirt two sizes too bigwhy
>>215352959how many of those guys really murder though?
Carlos Mencia was right
>>215352996they are all cannibal power murder rapists , they caniibalize murder-rape those rooms
>>215352959People keep making fun of this but it's probably true. There are probably less than 10,000 famous people of all time.
>>215353109I think 250 really big comedians is probably accurate if you're only counting the western world.But I think Joe including himself in this group when he is about as funny as your average Kiltony participant is delusional.
>>215352589Life in the trenches
>>215353109>>215353152people make fun of it because shitposters on this site are funnier than most standup comedians and i don't think that's an exaggeration at all. (You) are probably funnier than joe rogan and in the last week (You) probably made at least 10 shitposts that mogged his last special
>>215352752The President is the fucking establishment, Ivan. He's a billionaire who stacked government with other bankers, hedge fund billionaires and tech company CEOs, in what universe do you Maga tards live in?
how did he de-zestify himself, joebros?
>>215353405> He's a billionairethis has been debunked, chud
>>215353499I can't keep up with trump supporters, every new day it's a different reality you live in. So now he's not a successful billionaire? And tomorrow he'll be "the most successfulest billionaire ever" when you need a different argument. Jesus Christ I can't wait until you all jonestown yourselves
>>215353471>how did he de-zestify himself, joebros?he didnt
>>215353585He literally looks like he's evolving into some sort of albino orc
Can someone explain the appeal of Joe Rogan outside of the guests he gets on his show?
>>215353582sounds like reddit is more your speed kiddo
>>215353651>what's 2+2? >and don't give me any of that "it's 4" bullshit
>>215353669Are you not allowed to even engage with posts anymore, Ivan? Did the Kremlin limit what you are supposed to say now? Just gotta firehose the thread, right? Explain to me how he's now magically not a billionaire. Go on.
>>215352846None. Comedians are attention seeking hacks by nature.
whats /tv/ opinion on the elephant graveyard video about Joe?
>>215352608Rogan really does have an online defence force it seems
>>215353651>live in a country where more than half of its people read on an eighth grade level and in a technological period where disinformation is at an all time high >wait for this to concoct into retards like Joe Rogan who peddle sensationalist propaganda >government realizes he's a useful idiot >mold Rogan into a mouthpiece for the Admin and all you have to do is be nice to him and invite him to the WH>now the retard legitimizes everything you say and he does it for pennies or even free It's not hard.
>>215353753forgot pic
>>215353651you just answered your own question. did you really need a sounding board for this?
>>215353775Best video I've unironically seen in years and it's made funnier knowing Joe has seen it.
>>215352589it sucked
>>215353767Apparently he has an IQ of 130 too.Im a fellow 130 IQ'r and this scared me a lot. Looks like its 145 or you're a goon for life:(
>>215353727>Explain to me how he's now magically not a billionaire. Go on.remember the four or seven years where your talking point was that he's actually a broke nigger with maybe $400,000? Or are you literally 14 years old?
>>215353806>this retard who actually took ivermectin >IQ of 130kek no
>>215353824Nice deflection you got there, funny how I'm not making the argument he ISN'T a billionaire, you fucking retard.You going to address what I said or just keep spinning to get your post count up so you can earn enough rupples to buy groceries?
>>215353795wait what? whats the source on this i need to know.
>>215353875He's mentioned both of his videos on JRE, he's aware.
Rogan is an amalgamation of a serious of redflags of unfunniness:1. He's a meathead gym junky- totally impossible to be funny if you're well-built and active in the gym and have muscles.2. He can fight- again totally impossible to be a comedian if you could choke out the people you're trying to make laugh.3. You're a manlet that is sensitive about his height- again its a deal breaker4. Youre uptight and easily angered5. You believe you're own hype and think you're way smarter than you think you arw6. You're in a position of power.Any one of these factors would render you totally ill equipped to make anyone laugh but he had them all in play at the same time.
>>215353767Joe was way more correct about covid and the vaccine than you were
>>215353806>>215353827I was tested when I was 8 years old professionally and I have an IQ of 127. It's roughly two standard deviations higher than average and it's fucking nothing. The only thing it means is that you can remember more bullshit and recognize bullshit faster. I am absolutely not saying that IQ is meaningless like some coping leftoid cuck, but having a higher IQ doesn't mean you're going to be the next genius inventor or anything. Honestly if you have a higher IQ and it makes you up you're own ass and think you're better than people who are dumber than you you are a retard. Even genuinely stupid people can be wise. Anyway my point is that going I CAN'T BELIEVE JOE ROGAN HAS A 130 IQ?!?!?!?!11111 is fucking dumb. He's obviously a fairly smart guy.
>>215353827He posted some mensa certificate. Not sure if true ofc
>>215353901Maybe if I don't, with my fucking eyes and ears, look at everything he said about COVID and conk my brain out of my skull, sure thing. Not like there's hours of fucking videos I can look at...
>>215353853Why don't you suck my dick you little demented jew? How about that.
What neurosis causes this level of obsession and delusion?
>>215353935Stop derailing the thread and answer OPs point
>>215353935Try harder you fucking retard.
>>215353651the appeal is that he's not like you
I’m pretty sure the rumours of his wife being a queen of spades is true
>>215353923I moved 1700 miles away from where I was born and lived for 30 years because of covid and 2 of my 3 children have been born in my own bedroom for a total of $7000 to a midwife. If you're still on the bus you're a fucking idiot.
>>215352589.
>>215353967No clue what this schizobabble is supposed to articulate ..
>>215352623What the chutzpah
>>215353957I Once saw a clip of Rogaine tlaking about how he saw BBCs in porn that were massive and that many black guys have huge cocks and the guest was like "isnt that racist" and Glow said "yeah but its racism in the right way"Cant find the clip anymore
>>215353775its 100% correct.
>>215352846I want to hang out with Stevie Martin and then have sex with her, if you get my meaning.
>>215353989wow dude pretending to be stupid..... actually makes you look smart?!?!
>>215354051Me saying I can look at all the times Rogan was wrong about (literally insert here) and a response to that is about how you have a fucking midwife and probably placenta blood ruining you carpet in your bedroom is schizobabble nonsense, yea.It's a bizarre deflection.
>>215353262Heh well, thanks for the appreciation, I consider myself nothing short of a murderer. One of the only 200
>>215354088>a guy who releases 13 hours of him speaking every single week wasn't absolutely right about everything during an ongoing psyop makes me very intelligentthat's cool bro, go get you're 15th booster. Remember you're not fully protected.
>>215353262I made this thread and I consider it funnier than Rogans entire career. The person that isolated that photo also surpassed Rogan's entire career
>>215354128>COVID, a thing the entire world had to deal with, was a psyopAnon, this isn't /x/, I don't have to listen to schizobabble. You have an entire containment board for it.
>>215352589You may not like it, but this is what peak comedy looks like
>>215354128Do you defend Joe for free?
>>215353898A new form of stool humping. Truly inspired
>>215352589stool humper
>>215353753Kino
>>215354150>>215353806both vaxxed pozzed faggots, you shouldnt be allowed to vote, stay the fuck away from me nigger you have VAIDs
>>215354150>2025>muh covidgr8 b8 m8>>215354177he kind of sucks now honestly he's too up his own ass and only has on people he thinks are interesting which are usually people that aren't interesting at all
>>215354243Did you reach your post count yet, Ivan? Will you be able to afford supper?
>>215353923>Right about masks, lab leak theory, vaccine/myocarditis, vaccine injuries, herd immunity, Omicron being an even bigger meme, big pharma controlling the mainstream media, etcCovid is the biggest meme of all time, sorry you're still coping about falling for it
>>215354243I'm unvaxxed but you are totally gone. Fuck just realised this entire thread coukd be bots
>>215354262You are the one talking about COVID you dumb faggot, I was just was pointing out that I can just use my eyes and watch all the material he himself puts on YouTube lol Why are you so upset?
>>215354278He was wrong about all of that you coping zoomer, current day Joe (we can call him Larry) loves Big Pharma now.Take your meds.
>>215354342Why do people call him Larry?
>>215354262what percentage of rogaine guests are zios again like 60%? hahaha
>>215354301>akshyually I only said ivermectin I wasn't talking about covid>u mad!I have clearly won xD
>>215354278>right about masks I'll never memoryhole myself to forget how MAGA fags literally had to die in a hill that nobody in medicine should wear N95s and you'll never memoryhole the internet about it, that's flat earth tier retarded and you knew it.
>>215354301That guy is not me, I was the one who brought it up because you're a faggot who is upset about "disinformation" on a podcast. No one cared about Joe's "disinformation" until covid despite him being right about a lot.
>>215354268you will never be able to live down your vaxxstatus you fuckin herd animal, it will always be the first question when you open your fucking hole, and all free men and even women will laugh in your stupid face and disregard your input on all things.
>>215354362I like how you can't argue that he wasn't retarded for taking ivermectin.
>>215353651The guests have been awful too for a long time now
>>215354387It's called "horse paste", chud
>>215352589I like Joe, but I get the hate. The “Guardsman Joe” YouTube series condenses his appeal (if you are /ttg/pilled).A highlight: https://youtu.be/pZuYt1QlzMw?si=9LVfsni2i6Pg8Z7P
>>215354363Flat earth retarded is people wearing maks in a restaurant, taking them off, having a full meal and then putting them on again. Or when Fauci told people to wear plastic face shields (this one didn't catch on surprisingly)
>>215354366Trump was one of the first in line to get it but ok retard. Everyone in power, all of your rightoid grifters got it before the poors were allowed.
>>215352608Anyone with a conscious and an intellect above 125 IQ fucking hates democracy and realises it’s for weak retards. Even Tolkien quickly realised this.
>>215354363English status?
>>215353651He's no gringo papi that's for sure, b.
>>215354412Okay? Me and presumably the guy you're replying to didn't, nothing happened>the people on TV said a thing and I believed themwow good luck out there bro
>>215353753One of the greatest youtube videos of all time
MASS VAXX DEATHS IN 2 MORE WEEKS, FOR SERIOUS THIS TIME!
>>215354411>people were dumb so that means germs don't exist anymore People will look back on how you retards reacted to basic medical procedures in astonishment.
>>215354387A lot of countries in Latin America used it to some success, but their populations are younger so it's hard to say. It's not that crazy, the big pharma companies immediately started selling their own covid treatments because Ivermectin is a generic and they can't make money off of it. Mind you after plenty of propaganda ensuring us you can't treat covid at all and only the vaccine works.
>>215354363you let them experiment on you with MRNA gene therapy and are babbling about masks shut up nigger and tongue someones asshole that has a credited sanctioned valid opinion NIGGER>>215354412trump is a retarded golem orange mongoloid why are you babbling about trump now vaxxie maybe you should get fucked fuck off ivegot work to do
>>215354366% chance this is Rogaine himself? His God Trump created operation warpspeed
>>215354444It sure seems like everyone in power understands that vaccines are real to the point where they warspeed their production as fast as they could so they could get their hands on it before you But I guess we can't talk about that
>>215354476When did I say that? The fact Covid masks were a meme doesn't mean I don't think Doctors shouldn't wear masks during surgery. Those are two different reasons .>But some facebook boomer said the vaccine is satanic or something I don't care
>>215354472its not about you dying its about you being a pushover faggot that looks to authority and majority for his opinions and values, you sir are a faggot and will inevitably be made into a slave if you are not already one
>>215354486It's unironically one of the most successful vaccine rollouts in US history and you would think that would be an easy lap to give Trump that win but you retards don't believe in anything so who cares
>>215354511>vaccines are realyeah they are, they exist. Got any more brain busters for me you stupid faggot? Imagine coping that you took the trump vaccine five (5) years later lmao
>>215353651The “warlord Joe asks science man why sky so big” pasta covers it.
>>215354486I took a course of ivermectin years before covid for its intended purpose and it caused me to shite my stomach lining out in the shower.The truth is most people could and did tank COVID without any drugs.
>>215354555>I'm a free thinker! That's why I rely on millionaire podcasters and various other grifters to feed me reality!
>>215354542>germs only exist when there's a surgery so you should only wear masks sometimes Like I said, retarded. You people are all retarded.
>>215354564>you retards don't believe in anythingif you believe in anything in the year of our loard 2025 you are a stupid fucking faggot cocksucking moron. You should only know things.
>>215354590Meant to say Joe added to the COVID hysteria by convincing people they needed drugs like ivermectin. He contributed to the psyop knowingly or not.
>>215354606K
>>215354597>something happens>literally don't care>people scream at you to care>still don't>half a decade later some coping faggot says you were brainwashedlol
The podcast just isn't comfy anymore. It's all grievances and partisan politics and obvious scammers and CIA propagandists. What the hell happened to Joe that he no longer has any interest in talking about interesting topics with interesting people?
>>215354511goalpost moving polesmoking FAGGOT are we talking about MRNA genetherapy or measles, also shouldnt you be sucking big black nigger dicks
>>215354490How many cents do you get a post?
Rogaine is in this thread. Nobody else cares about Covid anymore.The thread was about him being an unfunny hack but it was hijacked
>>215354624cope all you want fag. I'm sure you spend all day every day going on about "believing" and "should" and other fake bullshit. There is only "is".
>>215354564It didn't do anything it was supposed to do, the Covid bullshit stopped because of herd immunity and people moving on to Ukriane and later Gaza.
>>215354627Nobody said you should care, you can pretend to be edgy but the entire world dealt with the pandemic, it's a historical event that occured. You aren't cool to "not care".
>>215354627Most people got the vaccine and moved on with their lives. You got excluded from society because of you wanted to throw a tantrum about being told what to do, and you're still seething about it years later.
>>215354669now we are just lying about how effective the vaccines were? What do you get out of lying?
>>215354600Most people just didn't want to be forced to wear a mask to go out in public because they enjoy being able to breath properly. Maybe there were three retards complaining about doctors wearing masks but that was probably some flat earth esque shit to make anti maskers look stupid.
>>215354654But you don't care about facts. You care about nuggets of information that make you feel good or justified. You're unironically the biggest NPC.
>>215354702You do look stupid, anon. I don't know how else to articulate that to you, arguing that people shouldn't wear medical masks during a fucking air transmitted pandemic is just goofy Its just /x/ schizo shit
>>215354646
>>215354690nta but you're making yourself look stupid. You're insulting him for not being a bootlicker
>>215354649I actually get paid in pull that shit up jamies
>>215354702>he thinks you can't breathe through a medical mask Anon, these are tired.
>>215354752>bootlickerI remember being 15 and throwing a tantrum when the adults told me what to do, too.
>>215354769Fucking retard
>>215354690>You got excluded from societyI collected $600 a month scamming the government while working cleaning bars every day and the moment the fake money dried up I moved to a much better place while my home town predictably collapsed and now I make like $90,000 doing jack shit and pay for a family of 5 easily. During the """pandemic""" all I did was buy weed and have people over to my house because there wasn't shit to do and I just had my first son. You took the trump vaccine because of the TV lol
>>215354721Yeah you're right and I'm sure when you say this to everyone else you disagree with every day you epic BTFO them. Have a good day.
>>215354752>not taking a basic SARS vaccine means you are going against the grain man!
>>215354702MOST PEOPLE also didnt care about being cucked by the brits doesnt make you and your ancestors any less of a pushover turncoat coward faggot, when your answer to anything is MOST PEOPLE you are a dangerous retard and i want you on a list like a sex predator so i can discriminate against you actively
>>215354779You sound like a typical low education blue-collar slob. Exactly the kind of person that does exactly what the media personality who makes you feel good tells you to do.
>>215354776Where would you draw the line or would you do anything the government told you to? You're probably projecting because you were 15 during the pandemic and your bitch mom vaxxed you
>>215354777Not an argument
>>215354788No, some people I disagree with are coming from a place of genuine thought and internal reflection, and I would debate them on the facts. But it's very obvious when I'm talking to a brainless NPC that just regurgitates factoids that make them feel good.
>>215354803ACHTUNG VAXXI ACHTUNG VAXXI
>>215354817I love how the "rule of law" trumptards like yourself just change your position with the drop of a hat about the government. Again, you have no beliefs. You don't have any principles. I remember that week and a half of "based warspeed making libcucks seethe that he got the vaccine out so fast" A different world.
>>215353262but that's not a good comparison. I have a style of humor that makes my group of friends laugh for hours and some in my group also have it. If you take me out of that group and ask me to entertain a mob that can fill Madison Square Garden, it would be the biggest bomb in the history of comedy. Being funny in a group of friends or shitposting online doesn't really translate well into standup comedy. Also in standup comedy the density of jokes must be much higher than in a random discord chat. If you go 30 seconds without a joke in standup, it becomes awkward as fuck and people get bored. In a group of friends you can have 15 minutes of silence and then someone drops a joke that murders everyone for 5 minutes straight and then people will riff on that joke for another 10 minutes. Your average night out with the bros is probably as funny or funnier than some of the biggest comedy specials of all time. Both can provide the same amount of entertainment technically, but one is much harder than the other. TL/DR: I don't disagree with your statement, but you're comparing apples to oranges. https://youtu.be/HlEJbs02wAM
JOE ROGAN- GAY NIGGA!
>>215354600Masks were based off of the assumption that covid was spread asymptomatically, that's literally the entire thesis statement. The fear of having covid and not realizing it and passing it onto others. If a Surgeon is worried about having the flu they just don't go to work. See the difference?
>>215354846Mate, they legitimately don't believe in anything, most people don't, it's all reactionary, it's all feels, and maga cultists are the most feels over reals retards in existence. That's what happens when the leader of your party is a literal 80 IQ pleb, and you have to interpret all the shit that dribbles out of his mouth as you want, because if you took him seriously you'd have to reckon with the fact that everything he says is braindead.
>>215354857Finally a worthwhile reply
>>215354846literal TDS bluecry faggot nobody is talking about orange man except for you hes a fucking traitor are you incapable of thinking in a non partisan fashion you weak insipid niglet
>>215354885>see the shitty argument I'm making no, because germ theory just doesn't fuckign stop existing when its politically convenient for you. And it was asymptomatic, that was true. It was airborne, it's basic procedure during a pandemic to suggest medical masks.Every first world country has this, even the US. It's standard for over a century and now, all of a sudden, it's something to argue because you are retarded?
>>215354846I'm not American and I hate trump. Magatards still supporting him after taking credit for the vaccine is funny I'll give you that.
>>215354938you say that now, but I GUARANTEE you defend every retarded thing he says to own the libs. spineless faggots, the lot of them.
>>215354938His Admin was literally responsible for Warspeed...
>>215354779> $600 a montha week*
>>215354700What do you get out of denying the pandemic ended because of herd immunity?
>>215354964LOOOOOOOLThis is the silver bullet that rekts the maga chud
>>215354991Because I live in reality?
>>215354803Oh wow dude you went to college in the 2010s? Holy shit you must be so fucking SMART. Who's your favorite author by the way? For me it's probably William Gaddis, but I like Italo Calvino quite a bit and of course ol' Tommy.
>>215354991You have the internet, you can fucking Google the success of the vaccine rollouts.
>>215354991Trump was the king of operation Warpspeed.
>>215354964Learn to read, retard. That was not a pro trump post.
>>215355032>why are you talking about trump >about a thing that was directly trump related Do...do you understand how why I brought that retard up?
>>215352589>>215353651>Can someone explain the appeal of Joe Rogan outside of the guests he gets on his show?Only the greatest comedians are deeply closeted: and no one is more closeted than Joe.
>>215354957half of the people you think are "trumptards" on this website don't vote or even believe in democracy and think he's a gigantic retard, they just also think you're fucking gay.
>>215355072>everyone is a polfaggot just like me!lol summer has been over for months
>>215355054You're talking to multiple different people and you seem unhinged ngl
>>215354957do you have autism and down syndrome I dontgivea fuck about trump ever since i launched communistsfortrump together with nicholas spic fuentes in 2016 on the twatters. My flag flies upside down, we are zogged, trump must also hang for treason
>>215355088Lol no I'm not. There's a handful of people in this thread.
>>215355072And who did you vote for?
>>215355102Respond to the OPs point you cuck. No one cares about this vaxx BS
>>215355083>whine about bloumpf constantly, unpromted>get told most people on 4chan think he's a faggot and don't vote>OMG GO BACK TO THE NEWFAG BOARDnigger log off
>>215355102There's at least two there's me and>>215355089This guy. Neither of us are pro trump so maybe theres a third who is or maybe you're wrong.
>>215354945>because germ theory just doesn't fuckign stop existing when its politically convenient for you.Did I say it does? I said Doctors wore masks for different reasons than they told us for the pandemic. You made up the strawman that said I think they should never wear them at all.>it's basic procedure during a pandemic to suggest medical masks.For people treating patients, which was the initial policy. The mask thing was even discouraged for regular people at first. The supposed reason was to avoid a shortage for medical personnel but there's no proof this was ever close to happening in the US.
>>215355112Nobody. Voting is violence. I am an anarchist.
>"I swear to god Joe Rogan, and I'm not making this shit up...">[Blatanly lies]What the fuck was his problem?
>>215355122You are a newfag who thinks every board is pol, yes
>>215355072No doubt, but they also defend all the insane retard shit he says when talking to lefty poofs, just to be contrarian. Most "based centrists" are trump dicksucks when it comes down to brass tacks. No spine, so values, just feels.
>>215355153>im not a smart guy im not like a Joe Rogan
>>215355133Changing your stance when more N95s become available isn't some smoking gun inconsistency retard, it's just changing strategies when you can.
>>215353753Butthurt leftarded shit, comedy was ruined way before Joe hit the scene. Shit is deep if you never done shrooms. Crack amico is more succinct and effective.
>>215355027You have the internet, you can Google herd immunity
>>215355195>brings up politician and cries about him all of the time>YOU ARE THE /pol/ NEWFAGsure thing retardo, I guess me and my 20 years on this shit website have been BTFO. I'll go right back to never voting for anything because of this!
>>215355153>i will kill you for saying I am addicted to Xanax, I am addicted to Xanax
>>215355195If you're on here unironically defending the pandemic response then you're 100% a newfag. You're projecting again like when you called me 15
>>215355243you're guilty of laughter
>>215355234It wasn't muh herd immunity, it was the vaccines that did the heavy lifting but keep being a retard about it
>>215355248don't implicitly pretend to be me you piece of shit
>>215355256
>>215355248Not everyone lost their minds during the pandemic, anon. You don't have to pretend to be a schizo over the pandemic.
>>215355293>do nothing, don't care>SCHIZOPHRENIC>says man who listens to the people on the magic picture box
>>215355237Imagine admitting you've been here for 20 years lol
>>215355306Saying it was a psyop is schizophrenia
>>215355293This is your Lord the Dragon Lord
>>215355312Imagine being a little kid using a website that was anachronistic when it was created 21 years ago and bitching that people still use it because you're literally too much of a faggot to use the websites your peers use. My kids are watching dragonball while I'm posting this. You will literally never have sex.
>>215355369Didn't read
>>215355219>N95sIt wasn't that at first either, they went from no masks to any mask to only N95s. There was no strategy, which would be fine if their influence over public policy wasn't so much that every word the public health authorities said was treated like gospel all over the world.
>>215355387you did tho
>>215355399It wasn't that at first because the logic was to at least stop the rapid airborne spread with SOMETHING until N95s became accessible. Again, that's not inconsistent.
Covid was so fucking gay lmao, who fucking cares nerds. Move on.
>>215355276People don't get their boosters anymore, and covid isn't as bad as it was in it's peak. Why is that?
>>215352989He's just a stupid, clumsy, basic AF guy. He knows he would look ridiculous/homosexual trying to show off the muscles in a sleeveless shirt or w/e but he can't pick an interesting look either.He's not even humble, he's just a dumbass.
>>215355459You are being baited tardo.
>>215355459Because the vaccines worked you retard, they worked as intended.
>>215355421The problem is that vaxxies are still smugjak coping over taking the drumpf juice 5 years later and throw a little fit whenever the get dunked on.>p-pls move on....you're probably one of them lol
>>215355489Look at how you type.
>>215355489Didn't get vaxed faggot, when 90% of Canadians did. This is the first time I admitted this online. Move the fuck on. Joe Rogan looks like a toe, lets get back on track.
>>215355475Saying the earth is round is bait now too on this website.
>>215352589Rogan has always beenZESTY
>>215355507Okay I did, what should I do now?
>>215355520Open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur
>>215355520Grow up? Idk?
>>215355564I'm 35, have a CDL and 3 kids. What should I do now?
>>215354413>with a consciousWith a conscious what, friend?
>>215355580It's fun to larp
>>215355519>dragon belief? Check>Roid tranny? Check>sugary Tank? Check>humped stool? CheckTruly a visionary
There was an episode with Rick baker, the monster artist and Joe kept going “nosferatoe”, “nosferatoe” and Rick didn’t want to correct him Funnier than any of his comedy honestly it was so awkward
>>215355580Lol no responsible father of 3 shitposts like a teenager on pol
>>215355591Is it?
>>215355621metadata: scrapedI'm in
>>215355621>corrective lenses kek so you are a larping incel with shut vision?
>>215355418>was to at least stop the rapid airborne spread with SOMETHING until N95s became accessibleThey literally said no masks at first, then said masks okay, why would they do that if this was the plan the whole time?
>>215353582This. MAGAfags are are ignorant hypocrites who only know enough of the script to say their own lines; whatever those may be on any given day.But they have no clue what's actually happening. If they did they would be concerned like any other reasonable person. Just look at all the big Republicans who don't support Trump. Trump is only beloved by the dumbest of his base. All of his cabinet just work out of fear.
>>215355656*shit
>>215355649The only board that has meta data is /p/ dumbass>>215355656Yeah
>>215355331Pfffft Like we would know better
>>215355664How many times do I have to explain this? They didn't want to cause people to panic buy masks and cause a shortage, once the government was able to roll out masks, they said otherwise This isn't fucking difficult if you aren't polbrained
>>215355153kek I love tall-tale niggas like this
>>215353775We've got a lot of "new guys" on this website. I liked this place so much better 15 years ago. I know some of you faggots reading this used to be good people. But now you're new guys. And you're angry and stupid.
>>215355681>honey please stop shitposting online the kids are hungry and you just keep screaming about the vaxx, can you come to the table please?I don't know what would be more pathetic , if you were doing a larp or if you were a parent on here.
>>215355519he might be ZESTY but he'll never outZEST HIM.in the domain of ZESTINESS we tupac sisters remain undefeated
>>215355742How could you care that much? All of his posting is in defence of Glow Rogaine the dragon hunter
>>215355706How much do I have to explain "Don't do X" and "Actually do X" is a blantant contradiction? If the masterplan is to get people to wear masks, telling them masks are only for medical professionals at first is obviously a fucking stupid idea. You can atleast say "They can work but we don't have enough so just wait", but they didn't.
>>215355742>uses an imageboard that was made 21 years ago>heh, how could anyone be on this placeI already posted my kids and CDL bro, sorry you aren't cool enough to be on snapstagram and actually having sex. I spent my entire 20s on acid and used 4chan the whole time.
>>215355778I literally explained how it's not a contradiction.
>>215355778>You can atleast say "They can work but we don't have enough so just wait", but they didn't.That is exactly what they said
>>215355774joe rogan kind of sucks. I already posted about that. >he kind of sucks now honestly he's too up his own ass and only has on people he thinks are interesting which are usually people that aren't interesting at all
>>215355781You are gayer than Joe Rogan
>>215355800Not in the US, maybe in East Asia but their mask culture is an exception to the rule.
>>215353923This is the saddest part of modern 4chan. These retards "do their own research" and don't trust their own doctors. They'll never admit they went schizo. And we'll never convince them that Covid was real and killed many people, or that the vaccine is safe and saved lives. I don't know a single one of the 10% of Americans who refused vaccinations. But they all seem to be on this website to talk about it. I only know one guy who didn't get vaxxed and he's unfortunately kind of shunned now. The rest of us got the shot and amazingly none of us have died from it! You know, because it's not poison; it's a VACCINE.But I'm sure my death is just around the corner.TWO MORE WEEKS! lol
>>215355826Yes in the US, it's not my fault the American public was fucking retarded and didn't listen to anything the government was advising about it
>>215355806good.
>>215355830Why do you go to the doctor? Are you some drug addict who needs permission to buy xanax and meth or are you just a retard? I guarantee I have better insurance than you and I haven't seen anyone other than an eye doctor or DOT physical in 15 years. My wife doesn't go to the doctor, my kids don't go to the doctor. How many pills do you take every day? Or are you
>>215355787Okay, now finish reading my post
>>215355896or are you just a drug addict*
>>215352589/tv/ keeps forcing me to think about rogen's gay sex life WHY STOP IT WHY
Grogan means turd. Joe Grogan
>>215355920Ponder this
>>215355896>I don't bring my children to the doctor >this is noble what a shitty parent you are lol
>>215355830>and don't trust their own doctorsIn a country where Doctors overprescribe pain killers and encourage circumcision. My doctor is great but they're not to be trusted blindly. There's a reason why 2nd opinions are encouraged >I live Europe/CanadaEnjoy your euthanasia
>>215355349kek
>>215355906No you have to learn to read and stop making silly arguments.
Didn't Joe have someone killed for exposing his CIA connections and agendas? I remember seeing some 4chan threads about it.
>>215355920
>>215355949Didn't some anons say Rogen was often at gay clubs in boston?
>>215356098Sounds like you have intimate knowledge of this issueJoe Rogan isnt gay at all hes a man's man
>>215356016>I remember seeing some 4chan threads about it.
>>215356063I am already picturing his fetish position
>>215355993Why do they need to go to the doctor? Why are you obsessed with going to the doctor? Again, I would bet my bank account I have better health coverage than you ever will, but it's in case they ever break a bone or need glasses. What is with you faggots desperately having to go to the doctor?
i gotta get the hell outta here
>>215356243Can I interest you in a Jon Bernthal thread instead?
>>215352979Is it worse to be a standup humping stools or sitting down on them
>>215352608This fag needs to be rangebanned for signature use.
>>215356296I mean, you are supposed to sit on them.
>>215356468not on stage doing stand up, looks gay
>>215356501Nobody should sit on a stage what is your autistic stance?
>>215356509sitting on a little stool while talking on stage looks gay, that’s not autism, it’s fact
What the fuck is elephant graveyard and warrants an hour and a half? Just a POPULAR THING-hate channel looking for contrarian engagement?
>>215357141It's trash. He's way overly dramatic and clearly washed out of doing stand up so this is what he does. I only know about it because Lemon Party (created by Tim Dillon's ex producer) mentioned it. It sucks. I only listen to lemon party because I drive a truck for 13 hours a day.
>>215357223Does Rogan pay you to defend him? Name why it's trash. Go on. Name one thing he's wrong about.
joeroganbeleivesindragons!!!JOEROGANBELEIVESINDRAGONS!!!!!!
>>215357244100%People that disagree with it didnt watch it or dont have the attention span to watch it
>>215357244Have you watched it? I guess you're probably literally him desu. It's way over the top dramatic. It acts like pointing out people suck joe rogans dick for notoriety is going to end the world. Yeah it's funny that post malone mentions mitzy shore to ingraciate himself to rogan but overall the video is doing the same thing it accuses it's subject of: lulling you into believing everything it sells you while not mattering at all.
>>215357223>>215357141look at these joe rogan loving FAGGOTS lmao
>>215357289You're a fucking idiot, in your moms basement coping with your shitty life. Just pure jealousy
>tfw you witness a New Guy take up bow hunting live on air
>>215357310you are angry that chuds and their heroes are becoming hated by more and more people. Elephant graveyard DESTROYED rogan and the entire chudosphere. cope and seethe, your time is coming to an end.
>>215357277That's my point. Rogan isn't funny. And he keeps having shitty guests.But in what reality do I need someone to make an HOUR AND A HALF fucking video to tell me what I already know? Not only that, it looks like he's farming rogan thumbnails so I can only assume he's done at least 8 hours of 'content' primarily focused on why rogan sucks.
>>215357371NO! Its not true.Hes the voice of a generation
>>215357287>no uWhat insight
>>215355896Why DON'T you see a doctor? You have a family and don't get checkups? What drug addicts score from an MD anymore?You seem clueless on multiple fronts. No wonder you're so fucking brainwashed. And you're the people procreating.... lol, we're fucked. At least you're not a virgin like most of your cohorts.
>>215356003I live in the USA. Not sure where you got that Euro/Canada shit.
>>215357371listen Ben, you're fucking dying, you can't walk and are blind in one eye. Put out three hours worth of slop every week and shut the fuck up. Also spend some more time telling stories from your past with Jace and less time seething over the fact you don't have a netflix special. Who cares? Nick Mullen is the funniest guy of all time and his stand up sucks dick. Get over it. And spill the beans on Tim Dillon, what's he gonna do, take you to court because you admitted he fucked your ass?
>>215357376Is an hour too long for your tiktok brain?
>>215357404>doesn't answer the question
>>215357441Is being farmed for click/engagement revenue your fetish?
>>215356296Are you kidding? I know you're tribal and all, but Maron is actually witty and clever. Just because you somehow don't agree with the good things he stands for doesn't make him unfunny.
>>215357223Truck driver is brainwashed chud.... big surprise. Keep America rollin', numbskull. You Swift? lol, I bet you're Swift.
>>215357310Your image doesn't match your post. Unless you think it's sincerely suggesting he's a Deep Thinker. Get your head out of your ass.
>>215357491>actually if you didn't believe everything this youtuber said without critically evaluating it all you're.... LE BRAINWASHEDlol>swiftno I park concrete trucks in your asshole without cracking your taint. Long haul truckers are just steering wheel holder retards.
>>215353827>dont take this drug that billions of people take and has won prizes for all of its effects>why? oh well a midwit told me
>>215357461>everyone who does long form content is a content mill because that's the only slop I consume
>>215357457lol, tranime pedophile. You don't have kids. Your question was why do I go to the doctor? To get checkups as is commonplace. I'm not an addict. What the fuck is wrong with you? 4chan is filled with the dumbest and most stubborn autistics ever. I don't take pills. Are you even in the USA? You think seeing the doctor is for getting pills for an addiction. You probably don't have healthcare and go to Urgent Care or ER when you're bleeding. You probably think healthcare for everyone is socialism, and that socialism is a bad thing. You're a retarded chimo weeb incel. Stay on your containment boards, diddler. But I'm sure I STILL haven't answered your question so you still "win" somehow. Fucking moronic chud.
>>215357560>billions poor bait
>>215357572>still hasn't said why it's not a content millFrom some investigation, he appears to be a nobody soundcloud music producer and may be vectoring people to his mediocre music by attacking big names.
Kek I really rustled some of you with this thread. Are there some Rogansphere killers in here?
>>215357551You drive 13 hours a day LOCAL? That's even more sad. But probably a big deal for an uneducated maroon like yourself.
>>215357590lol ok dude have fun going to the doctor
>>215357519Are you suggesting that Joe isnt a deep thinker? Gtfoh
>>215357594>oh hahah its only 900 million you were supposed to say hundreds of millions!right
>>215357616>uneducated>2025>he posted on the internetyeah I'm sure I'm the dumbass here bud
>>215357609They get rustled when Rogan and his ilk are criticized. It's very tribal. Just like Trump, they don't actually even like him, but he's their guy so they must support him. Really pathetic. I'm gonna see if I can find an ACTUAL Television and Film thread now.
>>215352589Oldfag here who used to listen to Opie and Anthony. Joe Rogan is a clown who took Carlos Mencia joke stealing and ran 8 million miles with it. He blabbed on about "protecting the craft" and seethe raging about Mencia, and somehow he managed to trick every comic to thinking he was one of them. You can give him credit for being a "force of personality" at first, but that illusion could only last so long until he made it big and everybody saw him for what he was.
>>215357606He doesn't make content enough for me to think it's a fucking mill. Be mad about him I guess
>>215352589>did you ever imagine getting fucked in the ass?No, joe. >What if it felt goodYou're gay, joe.
>>215357657You are actually deranged if you believe hundreds of millions of people are on ivermectin
>>215357634.....yes. I will "have fun" going to the doctor. Because what a stupid and pointless exercise that would be, right? What's this "going to the doctor" nonsense? Who even heard of it?What kind of bizarro world are we living in?
>>215357661Right, because the barrier for posting retardo comments online from a phone is way beyond the uneducated. Only us with doctorates are here participating in the discussion. kek
>>215357690anon what do you think ivermectin ishundreds of millions of people have used it at MINIMUMhigh estimate is 1.4 billion
>>215357666I'm not mad. Just waiting for someone to justify an hour and a half video about 'Why X is actually bad.. existentially'Maybe you're kinda new to the whole youtube thing, but people have been churning out contrarian longform shit for a decade. Which is why a bulleted list for someone reason has fifty videos that take 21 minutes to 'explain' the 5 things on the list.If you're trying to advertise for the guy, maybe give a better impression than 'hes not wrong tho'. Rogan's an idiot. Saved everyone watching the channel.
>>215357716lol, no way. You're hilariously misinformed. I never thought 5 years later people would still be defending horse paste.
>>215357464>but Maron is actually witty and clever.You’re jewish
>>215357690not that guy but pic related
>>215357716What are you even quoting schizo?
>>215357737We're not going to sell you on it, clearly. I wish it were longer, but it was really quite perfect. Very high quality video essay on the decay of popular comedy. It's a "deep dive". Guess you got filtered.
>>215357743nice bait
>>215357748Oh AI said so!
>>215357768a collection of all the different charities that administered ivermectin all around the world since it was invented
>>215357745Nope. But I know you're actually crazy enough to believe that kind of thing. Your estimation of how many of the 15 million living jews are always here arguing against far-right extremism is quite off-base. Like everything else in your little brain.
>>215357770Again. Video essays and longform contrarian 'content' is the low hanging fruit of the internet. It's funny you'd suck it off while posting on 4chan.tl;dr: Guy's a hack and appeals to people with too much time, unable to think critically, and nothing to do.
>>215357797It's an unsourced picture written in first person
>>215357392https://youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?t=3012
>>215357698Yeah dude you need to pay some guy a $50 co pay plus whatever he can scam from your insurance to tell you that you're still breathing air. Thank god, we need universal health care so shit colored people can go to the emergency room even more when they have a mild cough.>>215357715I guarantee that I'm not only more well educated than you but I also make more money and have a better life. I'm sure you don't have any kids, I have 3. You little faggots are literally going to die out no matter how annoying you are lol.
CNN really hated posting this, the FDA was forced to admit that ivermectin was not dangerous to humans and apologize for fucking up a bunch of doctors businesses
>>215357737What's contrarian about saying Rogan sucks?
>>215357826>source?!lel you did the meme on 4chan.
>>215353898>You're in a position of power.you are so weak and gay
>>215352589I wouldn't refute anything. I would listen to he had to to say, and that's what nobody did.
>>215357870It's not a meme lol
>>215357851>millions of people like skub>make video essay anti-skub>millions of impressions because you reference thing people like>contrarians get to feel superiorBro, think for like 2 seconds. You're on a dopamine drip. Definition of reddit behavior.
>>215357945I'm trying to explain to you that Rogan isn't very liked at the moment so it's not "contrarian" to dislike him. You live in a bubble if you think all of his trump cocksucking has made him popular.
>>215357807You’re crazy enough to think Maron is funny
>>215357820Yes, Rogan is that hack.
>>215357835>shit colored peopleNice parenting. I don't believe you though, chudly.
>>215357842No, those quack doctors weren't legit anyway. No reputable doctor would prescribe horse paste. Maybe it's not dangerous, but it's not beneficial.
>>215358052HBO seems to think so too. I'm sorry your sense of "humor" is tied to politics. What a sad existence that must be.
>>215357698>bruh I'm bored let's got to se M.D faggot maybe get some xnax or maybe there is a new vaccine
>>215358093>HBOKek who cares about HBO’s stand up specials in the big 25
>>215358041930k people took the time to rate his podcast on spotify(not going to bother looking up viewership). I don't think I'm going to be able to explain to you what popular means.>ya boy mr beast gets several million viewers per video>regardless of the cultural zeitgeist>entire channels exist to say 'mr beast is le bad' because he gets millions of impressions>because they want watershed of even a fraction of a percent of his viewershipThis is basic youtube commerce. They don't care about the content. They just care about the 1% of people that want to feel smart but don't realize they're being farmed.Whether you/me like or hate thing doesn't matter. When they're pulling numbers in the millions, they're popular. Hate watchers are still watchers.
>>215358165I didn't bother to read your blogpost anon, just say you are being paid to defend Rogan and be done with it
>>215358183I will after you admit to being paid to shill a nobody.
>>215353753>>215353775A little bit shitlibby, but for the most part, completely on point. His other videos are good too. >>215355228>Crack amico is more succinct and effective.I actually like him too.
>>215358192>shilling a niche YouTuber who's made like three videos Lol anon I know he just makes you mad, Rogan will never fuck you
>>215352589>H A V E A H E A R T !!!>L E T T H E B R O W N S I N!!!!
>>215358123non chuds I guess.
>>215358225You're REALLY simple.
>>215358508faggots you mean
>>215353585>i have nipples, greg. can you milk me?
>>215354442Im tired of people calling his special the worst ever. It was really bad and hes a total insecure faggot but atleast it was quick and forgettable. I cannot say the same for Nannette.
