>tonight, on a special episode of Family Matters
The mayra girlfriend was stealth stacked. Shame she passed away. The podcast raised by tv has an episode about tgif. My child longs for 3d glasses for that special where all the lineup had 3d episodes.
DID IIII DOOOOO DAAAAT?
The Bruce Lee episode was cool and I know it is retroactively I sane to do such a thing.
>>215354855Urkel lookin sus AF better put Karl on it
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>>215354855>studio audience laughter intestifies
>>215354904I remember the Fox scratch n sniff special with the weird scented stickers from 711.
urkel lookin ass
>>215354904>>In August 1997, Thomas was diagnosed with a rare cancer, an intra-abdominal desmoplastic small-round-cell tumor (DSRCT).[12][20] Thomas never smoked or drank alcohol, and was a vegetarian
>>215354855Did I do thaaaaat?
>>215354855Laura was underrated 90s waifu
>>215355194Injustice. Microplastics in the water or pesticides from Monsanto.
>>215355154They had to cut the laughter.
>>215354855WHATCHA DOIN RABBI D’QUAN?
>>215354855racist here she cutefuck nigress
>>215354904Myra died of a rare stomach cancer at 30.
>>215355199My exact thoughts
This happened to me in high school but with FAGGOT on the back of my black winter jacket in giant white letters. I didn't notice and walked down the halls with FAGGOT on my back until a teacher stopped me. She thought I wrote it and was making some pro-gay, out and pround statement and didn't believe me when I told her I didn't write it. We went to the dean and I had to write FAGGOT to prove it wasn't my writing. I'm not even gay which is the funniest part.
>>215355671Moby got assaulted by some morons who thought they were queerbashing a homosexual when he wasnt even gay. I hope the dummies got caught.
>>215355671same here, they wrote "Putin" on mine
>>215355671haha faggot
>>215355797I knew who did it and carefully waited to get revenge. He sat behind me in one class which is when he wrote on my jacket that I hung on the back of my chair. I sat behind him in another class. He had long dreads. He slept in class often. I waited until he fell alseep and put a piece of duct tape on the end of almost every one his dreads. He was not happy.
>>215355532>Someone did something racist!>it was actually done by the minority themself??!?!?!Actually many such cases of this have happened
>>215355983>Did I dindu daaaaat?Wasn't there a nigger actor who lynched himself and blamed it on whites?
>>215354855Why was Urkel laughing at this scene?
>>215354855A guy I know lives in the same building as Urkel, he slayed a ton of puss
>>215356116because he is secretly basedhe would clown on all the dumb nogs
>>215355671If they really wanted to catch the true culprit, they should have made everyone on campus write "FAGGOT". It's the only reasonable way to be sure
>>215356096No. He was beat up and got a noose put on him by a couple of nefarious MAGA thugs during the wee hours in the middle of a blizzard in Chicago.
>>215355671lol
>>215355671>the deanSince when do high schools have deans?
>>215355671kek those are some top tier hijinks
>>215354855>tonight, on a special episode of Family Matters
>>215355671>We went to the dean and I had to write FAGGOT to prove it wasn't my writing. I'm not even gay which is the funniest part.WRITE IT DOWN, FAGGOT
>>215354855did I do that?>>215354922shalom, tranny
>>215357147some high schools have them. my old high school had a dean after I left but he was like a teacher and a dean so he had half of a teaching schedule
>>215355671>not even gay Too bad you’ll always be remembered as faggot. Might as well go gay.
>>215355671Writing it down isn’t the teacher faggot test
>>215357034don't forget that they correctly identified him as "that nigger from Empire" and were going to pour bleach on him tooalso during his police interview he kept the noose on his neck for like twenty minutes before an officer told him it was ok to take it off now
>>215357184>shadbaseWas this a comission, or was he just being really based?
>>215357562It was really early before he turned into a complete degenerate pervert.
>>215354855She went to public school in Chicago that vandal would need to be a lot more specific
>>215355110I
>>215355797Moby has always been a homo, dumbass.
>>215357150That wasn't even the worst. In Chemistry, a lunchtime rowdy doused a yardstick in alcohol, set it on fire with a Bunsen burner, and cracked me on the back so hard the flaming three foot ruler broke in half and the shoulder of my 2000s polyester button up dragon shirt caught on fire and I screamed like a girl and stopped, dropped and rolled. We both got suspended for three days for fighting even though I didn't do anything but get set on fire and scream like a woman. Needless to say, the entire class was dying of laughter while I was rolling around with my shoulder aflame.
>>215358022Sure thing, eminem.
>>215355671lmao faggot
He can't keep getting away with it, brother.
>>215358208Yeah mobys always been "just friends" with geffens crew. Sure.
>>215355671I haven't laughed this hard since the Tarantino fart thread.
I'll fuck you as hard as I can, as FAST as I can!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejbemXs199U
>>215359000Natalie, stop. He said he was sorry.
>>215355671hey, i know you from the femboy threads in /gif/
>>215355671that's better than any comedy writer could create. tfs.
Little known fact is that was the original name for the show
>>215360127ni99er doesnt really roll of the tongue so i understand why they went with family matters
>>215354855
>>215359437Fuck you. I posted this story once before on either this board or /ck/. I have never posted on the gay sex board known as /gif/. You're mad because you think I'm making some kind of anti-gay joke by telling a true story of my lived experience. All I have to say is stay mad, FAGGOT.
>>215354855The show had only three episodes about racism. Most of the time, you forgot they were black.
>>215355671>I'm not even gay which is the funniest part.Okay Kramer
>This Episode Aired 2 nights Before The LAPD beat up Rodney King
>>215355671>child gets bullied and called a faggot>SJW teacher tries to empower you to become a faggot
>>215354855>YOU VILL FEEL BAD WHITE MANN
>>215355671>you are assumed homosexual until proven otherwise
>whooze da punk ass cracka that did dis!!!!>.......>.......>mhmmm yes massa yes massa
>>215360203That smirk
>>215361270remember when rodney king died 20 years later by drowning while high in his own pool?
>>215361472that was hilarious
>>215361472what a noble victim
>>215361472Wasn't that essentially the result of giving a drug addict from the hood millions of dollars?
The reason why so many kids are being groomed on Discord is because they don't watch sitcoms with special episodes anymore. Even early 10s Disney sitcoms never had any special episodes.
>>215356096>>215357034>>215357340He was on one of those stupid celebrity special-forces-selection-hell shows sometime after the hoax was revealed and it was hilarious to watch him double down on and stick to his story. Full Costanza.
>>215354855Steve smirking like he the one who did it. I can imagine him in Death Notes levels of false flagging just so Laura would give him the time of day
>>215361519yes. he was essentially george floyd if george had lived and won a giant lawsuit. basically he was going to die of a drug overdose at some point regardless
>>215358208You 60 year old bald-headed faggot, blow me.
>>215359368I never promised you that we'd go sky diving!
