For me, it's The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97).
>>215355123Why was it so much better and soulful than the soulless slop that was JP3?
Remake starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
>>215355147Interesting and engaging human antagonist, moral question about nature at the heart of the story, district tropical sci fi decay aesthetic, cool gear and gadgets, memoral T-Rex rampage in a major city scene. 3 is just Dr. Grant being duped into going back to the Island to get some retarded familys lost kid...but with the twist that the big badass dino is a Spinosaurus instead of trex. The Lost World isnt deep, but its at least doing something.
Biggest case of wasted potential in movie history. The movie had amazing set pieces, but the script fucking killed it. Vince Vaughn's whole character, the adopted kid, the massive lazy plot hole the thrid act....Speilberg is dick for completely phoing it in for this.
>>215355147King Jew magic.
>>215355123Why advertise that you're a retard?
>>215355272Its never explained how the ship crew that was carrying the trex was torn apart. The ship just rams into the dock and when they go aboard the crew is ripped up (you see a hand on the wheel)There were no other dinos on board, they specifically say that the bull rex that Roland shot was the only one they were able to caputre, and the baby. The baby couldnt have gotten lose and done it because after the adult rex escapes, Ian and his gf have to drive all the way to the park and get the baby out of a cage, and its sedated.
>>215355346Precisely. The real answer is that in the orignal script, there was supposed to be velociraptors on the doomed ship, as well as the T-Rex. They unfortunatly ran out of budget and then didnt bother to explain how the crew all got killed.
>>215355202>the big badass dino is a Spinosaurus instead of trex. That was retarded. T-rex should have easily killed the spino
>try and make a new bigger badder dinosaur to one up the trex>It never works >Trex is back in the sequelWhen will they learn?
>>215355514>>215355409Rexchads keep winning. Spinocels got cucked by time and it turns out the spinosaurus was a big fat retarded walrus lol
It shouldn't even be possible for a film to be that comfy desu.One major flaw I never see commented though is that Isla Sorna was mostly filmed in Northern California and looks obviously not tropical, but it's in the same archipelago as the tropical Isla Nublar. But the opening scene (much like Nublar in JP) was filmed in tropical Hawaii. But that contributes to the comfy atmosphere so I don't wanna complain too much.
it's a better movie than every single JP movie that came after. The World movies are complete and utter dogshit that will never be remembered or loved, they are destined to the dustbin of forgettable cashgrab slop that no one will ever want to revisit.
For me it was the Burger King watches.I have comfy memories of going to a local BK with my mom and brother and getting one of these watches.
>>215355202To be fair the Jurassic Park 3 had couple nice sets too.
>>215357145Forgot the pic
>>215355280Jews have no kingsSpielberg is the Moses of cinema
>>215355147> heebloom was the lead> cute ginger as his main girl> based vince as comic relief> Steven not trying to one up the original, instead choosing to expand the loreIt's very well made slop for people who aren't complete retards
>>215357090>>215357172kinoI still have the second one from the left
I watched it on TNT or some station a while back and it had extra scenes I've never seen before. The one where Roland is in Africa and getting the contract from NGen is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4y0dOjjNQ
>>215357386They do, but they chose to kill Him instead of obey.
>>215357410>It's very well made slop for people who aren't complete retardsperfectly put. The writing is so good for what it is too. >Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: Firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: My fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
>>215357118>The World movies are complete and utter dogshit that will never be remembered or loved, they are destined to the dustbin of forgettable cashgrab slop that no one will ever want to revisit.Just like 99% of movies made after 2015
>>215357838HARVEY WE NEED YOU BACK!
>heres your trex killer bro!
>>215357696A lot of Roland's dialog sounds like something John Milius would write.
>>215358011Wouldnt be surprised if he did write it. Fun Fact, Milius wrote Quint's monologue about the Indianapolis sinking in Jaws. Spielberg called him and said he wanted help writing something to give Quint to say in that scene when they are comparing scars and Milius called him back in like 20 min after writing it.
Soul
>Noble was last year. This year I'm getting paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't go on this wild-goose chase.>You're going to the only place where the geese chase you.
>>215358134>jew>black>gingerif this came out now, you would all call it woke nonsense
>>215357696Spielberg didn't grow up on foreign kino, he grew up on B-movies and whatever was entertaining. I don't blame him for paying it forward with movies like this or The Terminal that aren't "classics" but still enjoyable
As a kid, the toy sets for these 2 movies were absolute kino
i mean i like it it's still cute it's early 1997 movie it's fine plus it's still spielberg unlike the 3rd one and you can tellbut the first one still the one i still prefer
>>215358278i still have triceratops that moves his head and misses a piece of flash or somethingand a the raptor that moves his head as wellthey move their heads when you squeeze their legs or something i think
>>215355147spielberg, dumbdumb
>>215355123Eddie deserved better. Nick deserved to get eaten by rexes
>>215355123Both JP2 and 3 suck balls but 3 sucks less because it's only 90 minutes.
>>2153586013 was garbage but 2 still had soul
I understand the objections but the truth is JP3 is still kino.
>>215358905the t. rex is smarter than the raptor, humans are still to figure that one out
>>215358228No we wouldn't.This meme will never take off.
>>215358905it's a widely known, though not well understood, problem that boat crews sometimes spontaneously consume themselves
>>215358147>You're going to the only place where the geese chase you.Was he really completely unfamiliar with geese?
>>215357510speilberg got away with everything and gonna live to tender old age whilst thousands of palis die screaming daily
>>215355280How do you know he is Jewish?
One more day
