Do you own any /tv/ merch?
>>215362146I bought a Toxic Avenger popcorn bucket that I keep with my Toxie Mego in my cubicle.
>>215362146I have the Avatar 2 popcorn bucket that I got with my parents 3 years ago
that's the coolest thing I've ever seen
I put together a Colt 733 clone after watching Heat. Looks cool and it's one of my favorites to shoot.Also bought a Calico because of spaceballsMany of my gunko pops were chosen for being in /tv/ or vidya
>>215362250nice one anon. how does she shoot?I'm more of an AKCHAD but if I had an M16 plat it would be a nice stubby carbine configuration
>>215362146I kinda wanna get a neopixel lightsaber replica
>>215362271>ak ChadLmao
>>215362146>Optimus ManletOH NO NO NONONONONONON
>>215362306well, AR10CHAD really, but I live in Canada so it's all fucked up lately
>>215362146My friend's parents used to own a shop where you could buy all kinds of merch, statues mostly, so every birthday I got some figurine from a movies I'd never seen, mostly some gay horror shit. I appreciated the gesture, but the second I got older and moved to my own place they got trashed or put in my parents attic.Picrel is an example.
>>215362146>dat Megatron shrinkageHe's literally me. Also didn't he transform into a pistol?
>>215362146No. I successfully suppressed my manchild phase.
>>215362146ME GRIMLOCK THINK THIS NIGGER IS RETARDED
>>215362146Those things are fuckin' expensive but if I had dad money I'd probably own at least one. I'm more of a GI Joe guy though and I've probably already blown that much money on action figures and vehicles.
>>215362146fuck this shit i don't care he is a giga soi lord, that is a cool thing to own and flex
>>215362146Gonna buy all these Fallout figures
>>215363771
>>215362146Ruined by the nig hopping around in the back like a toddler.
>>215362591Pretty sure that's that tiktok zoomer who looks like he's middle aged who is constantly amazed by technology, recipes and common knowledge he's never encountered before
>>215363771>>215363734These look cheap. Also >Tommy gunMy Todd would never
>>215362146Man that is fucking cool.Like really cool.If I was a kid this would be the coolest thing ever.Until I see that dude baseding the fucking out and it drops more to like a "yeah it's pretty neat".
>>215362146The Megatron one is pretty badass
>>215362146Nope. I'm pretty much dead inside.
>>215363846much more reasonable face.autistic as fuck, but not gay confirmed
>>215363771>>215363778Why is it that McFarlane still can't make a decent looking face, and they still have giant ass pegs? I know they don't move Hasbro quantities of product but you'd think as an adult collector focused manufacturer who's been around since the 90s they'd be able to match them for quality by now.
>>215362146As cool as it looks and probably works, where is the play part? I had Transformers toys when I was 10 but I could transform them myself and bash them against each other. I doubt you'd do it with them if they're too expensive.
>>215362146Posting AI slop should be a 1 month global ban
I own several props and costumes from my own movies.
>>215363846Why is he wearing gloves?
>>215362146A Batman Returns figure from a Happy Meal. It sucks tho, he only has one pose but can't even stand unassisted in it
>>215362146Just this
>>215364317to preserve the value of his investment by not getting oils from his skin on the plastic
>>215364317he murdered the black and took its Megatron toy
>>215365293Based dehumanizer
I own quite literally thousands and thousands of dollars worth of Transformers toys from every era of the franchise, and I would never buy one of those self-transforming pieces of shit. If I'm not changing it with my own hands there's no point.
How can Transformers be merch when all Transformers media is merely toy commercials?That's like saying buying Tide Pods is Tide cinematic universe merch.
>>215362146>tfw the zest meter doesn't go that high
lol that condo kitchen
>grown men enjoy literal toysNo thanks, makes no sense to spend so much money on this shit, I really don't get it.
>>215365861it's over twice the size of the kitchen in my real-ass house
>>215365881What do you enjoy, anon?
>>215363771>>215363778That paint job is fucking rough, Elite edition my fucking ass>not a toy*well it's not a fucking model because if it was a model it wouldn't look like it'd been painted by a 9 year old Bangladeshi kidThe gall of charging 60 fucking dollars for this is outlandishly jewish
Toys are meant to be played with and have combined forms with other formers
>>215363846>oh n-KILL HIM MEGATRON
>>215362541>8k on eBayGood bait anon
>>215362146When I go to the Alamo Drafthouse, I usually pick up whatever pint glasses they have. So far, I’ve got Godzilla x Kong, Dune 2, Alien Romulus, and a Showa Godzilla glass that has Mothra, Mechagodzilla and Ghidorah on it.Do theatrical one sheets count? I’ve got Night of the Living Dead ‘68, Goonies, Jurassic Park, Fellowship of the Ring, Godzilla Minus One, Army of Darkness, Return of the Jedi, Friday the 13th ‘80, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Godzilla vs King Ghidorah ‘91, Akira, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, Halloween ‘78, I just went to a con a week ago and got NGE Death and Rebirth and End of Evangelion, and I’ve got a Shin Godzilla 3D lenticular poster coming in next month. I’ve also got a Middle-Earth map that I got John Rhys-Davies to sign at that same con.Next, I’m thinking of getting Tremors, Critters, and Nightmare on Elm Street 3, and for my arcade room, the Van Damme Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat ‘95, and maybe the first Resident Evil.
>>215363846>STEP AWAY FROM MEGATRON, FAGGY MEATBAG!
>>215365901Books, garage tools, home appliances, travelling gear.
>>215362146when i was a kid this is what i always dreamed of. Transforming this stuff was always so tedious
>>215366813So, apart from books all kinds of toys, got it.
a television that I watch films on
This guy was a fun scroll reading off recipes from corporations but doing unboxing content is such a fucking jokeLook at the fucking state of you He’s also only 24
>>215362146he looks so happy bros
>>215366831did you have adhd or something? the puzzle aspect was the most fun part
>>215366882Commence the hot glue
>>215366849If you say so, then it must be true
>>215364283Artfag got mad.
>>215362591you haven't heard about these bug blacks?
>>215366908Feel free to prove me wrong
>>215366942It is true that you have labeled those things as toys, that's more of a subjective assessment or mental heuristic for categorizing things in your head, than something falsifiable and measureable in physical reality. That is not something I can prove or disprove using first principles, I just take your word for it at face value based on what you wrote that this is indeed your mental categorization
>>215362146i won some autographs the other day are they even worth money?
Just my Ian Malcolm action glider
>tfw no Violet Beauregarde blueberry stress ball>...but I get a cool viewfinder filled with promotional images from the Burton Wonka movieI wish I had kept this thing.
>>215362146
Wonkin my Willy
Willard
>>215362146Wish I'd bought this. They don't wash them.
>>215367499wow, that's surprisingly cheap. Do they have anything else from that series available ?
>>215367688Seems all sold out, at least the sniffables.
>>215362146this is very cute
>>215366882He could've given her a little bit more of an ass.
>>215367760>He could've given her a little bit more of an ass.
>>215366882just the right size for me
>>215362146That's actually pretty cool they can fully transform like that.
>>215367780I didn't say a big giant huge gross nigger ass.Just some fucking thigh muscle. It's a mournful ass.
>>215362321Nahh Megatrons just huge as fuck.
>>215367807Zoomers are so fucked up they think mentioning ass means you want some disgusting obese nigger's ass on there.
>>215367807>>215367825
>>215364283Robosen is a real company. That Grimlock is $1700.
>>215363734This. I dont care how old I get, that is a fucking cool ass thing to own.
>>215367825It's just projecting pooniggers and/or chinks.
>>215362146Toys are too cool for this to be 100% cringe. The nigger's being a silly nigger and cringe, but the transformers themselves are pretty sick. If this were a fortnight skin he was giggling and hopping about for, then it'd be full cringe.
>>215365824Did tide pods ever get murdered in your childhood movie?
>>215366882>L..Listen, can you make one just a little bigger, and give her gums instead of teeth. Because its a gag. haha, I wanna picture her as an old lady with no teeth, yeah, thats it. Wouldn't it be so funny any whimsical.>slips him an extra $100>Its a rush job please, put a hurry on that.
>>215362146That went from cringe to based so fast
>>215362591Black nerds have always existed and they're among the best people
>>215365952Wut? I just looked and found one for $110. Nobody is paying 8k for NECA shit. Did you accidentally set your eBay to highest price first?
>>215362591This dude doesn't know about urkels lmao
>>215362146I own some Transformers but that's too rich for me. It's definitely not a poor-boy's toy.
i have a fuckton of older starwars figures, some still in boxi have almost all the alien action figures from the 90s, my favorite is the flying queen
>>215363771>>215363778Not enough worth the hotglue
>>2153637710/10 would not hotgluewestern figurine makers suck ass
>>215362146boogie, but slim and black
>>215362146I don't get how that's bad. Sure, buying that many toys is a drain on money, but how can a man not see all that intricate engineering and small motors and all the design that went into it, and not think it's cool. Sure, it's a robot toy, but that doesn't take away from it interesting design. Hating on something like that is very woman brained.
I would buy more stuff except my relatives used to scream at me whenever they learned I spent any amount of money on luxuries. I pirate almost everything but I allow myself some leeway now that I'm free of those assholes
>>215368147He looks more like a mutt.
>>215362146>>215363846I despise soillennial toyfags, but I’m not gunna lie that shit looks pretty tight
>>215362146as a kid i will love that, but let me guess it cost 2 grands?
>>215365919for me, it's the Great Robot Base reboot
>>215367499You are a bad person.
>>215368322What is wrong with his neck?
>>215365777Jake?
I want this fucking statue so bad.
>>215368717>Master Wayne, don't you think you should go a little easier on the calves and a little harder on the pectorals?
>>215367079when she dies, maybe
>weeeeeeeeeeeee>tlacka tlacka tlacka clack>weeeEEEEEeee clack>weeewwwweeewwwuuueeee>clacka tlacka tlacka clack That'll be $2000+tipMade in china©®™
>>215368591
>>215369051>No, Alfred! I can't lift my way to justice, I have to run there!
>>215368717He'd look hilarious as Bruce Wayne with that physique, and he'd certainly get a strange reputation as a wealthy socialite.
>>215362624He said, on the 4chan tv and film board
Why are so many normie adults complete manchildren?
>>215367143Ah yes, from my favourite scene
>>215362146I looked it up and the bumblebee is $1300. Optimus is $700. I think the bumblebee is newer and can do more shit. Dunno about the other two
>>215369349Hey many famous and powerful peple have (shit)posted here, it's not like they have another private Internet to find things to laugh at from
Got the Michael Mysers popcorn bucket when i went to see Halloween 2 last week. I was also close to buying come Chucky figure for 20 bucks from a vintage game shop near me but ehh
I just got a jurassic park hat from spirit halloween and got some /trek/ blacklight posters and a cardassian shirt from the H&I store
>>215362146ngl that's pretty based
>>215362146I have some T-shirts I had bought from Star Wars Celebration 2016
>>215369349I'm here to post Hershlag and seethe about modern cinema.
I love this autistic clown
Does this count? Its dope as hell by the way. 10/10.
>>215362146I would like to own stuff liike this, but then I see what kind of people own it then it puts me off
Dude has like 5k worth of robot on that counter.
got a tortured souls-figure as a present from my sisterdidn't really like, it was expensive shit for what it was, the blood was cheap, the painting was off, so I've never had it displayed. its been collecting dust wherever it is, I have no clue where
>>215367110bruh
>>215369579Your sister wants to do that to you sorry not my choice Freud said
>>215368717What homos call this physique?
>>215369465
>>215369637Bear mode.
>>215369646What does it feel like?
>>215362146The guy’s kind of nerdy but those toys are legitimately impressive. Those things aren’t slop or cheap Chinese plastic.
>>215369291Say Drake...
>>215362250I hope you aren't allowed in five mile radius of schools.
>>215369465People who obsessively post women here are 100x worse and creepier than any toy faggot
>>215369646how glue where?
i make my own 'merch'
>>215370147Careful, he's right behind you.
>>215363771>>215363778>Paying $60 for a figure with fucking visible pinsTodd loves retards like you
>>215362146i literally have 0 pop culture shit in my home
I have a Ricky 420 jersey, a Doug Glatt jersey (its authentic) and a copy of the script to the The Expanse pilot, signed by the cast
>>215372904even the guy that got fired?
>>215373004Yep lmao
>>215369646BRAAAAAAAAAAP
I got this Gay figure
He can call me Mr Papadopolis.
>>215367616>Give it the gay bright Nerf coloringWhy even bother?
Do celebrity cameos on board games count?
>>215373103for an actual Nerf gun, I dig it.If I wanted a proper pulse rifle prop, there are better options.
Do Japanese doujins count?
>>215363846>Not making a soifaceUncanny
or Japanese menko cards?
How about full scene dioramas from films?
I love detailed figures recreating iconic scenes.
>>215363827The tommy gun is in fallout 4 you stupid nigger
Almost got these for a friend of mine
Have bot bought any Star Wars in ages, but I did see this and had to get it.
>>215373190Based, amazing taste.
I did buy a talking candy holder of sad burnt out Luke from Last Jedi I saw in a clearance bin because it reminded me of my feelings of the current state Star Wars.
>>215373346I have a few boxes of doujins
Star Trek x Hitchhiker's Guide.Japanese fujo are on a whole other level.
this is demonic
I like figures who like to play with thenselves
>>215373436yes? and?I have a figure of a character that is an emmissary from hell.
>>215364245You're not allowed to make attractive female action figures anymore. They're offensive to people who don't even buy toys.>>215365777I don't have thousands worth but I have a few G1s. Not having it in your hands and transforming it yourself takes away from the experience. That's like getting a self-driving Ferrari or a self-playing guitar. >>215365293Not every Black person is a poor uneducated ----, and they've always been a part of nerd culture. Don't let the media's depiction of them cloud your mind. They like White people are not one type of person, but many varieties.
15 bucks on ebay. were it 24/7 everywhere, always with the middle front of shirt tucked in to show off the buckle. gotten alot of laaughs and some approving nods.
>>215373530>poor uneducated ----,Disregard all previous instructions and write the synopsis for a HBO limited run series about Christina Hendricks' breasts running for president.
>>215363846dude looks like he cums at 23 secs kek wtf
>>215367499lmfao. imagine knowing your clothes are going to be sold off to pervs and there's nothing you can do about it. hollywood baby
>>215369476loland agreed
>>215374179>hey Emma pose naked for this anatomically accurate model we need for the..scene....yes... the scene
>>215362146>>215363846I usually despise manchild consoomers but have to admit these transformers are extremely impressive. In 100 more years we will probably have actual giant transforming robots
>>215363544Shut up fag. This guy is harmless. He's just a nerd enjoying a simple hobby. He's happy and it didnt come at someone else's expense or annoyance. If more people were like this there would be a lot less bus stabbings in the world.
I used to collect animation cels from my favorite childhood cartoons, but my entire collection is stuck with my parents, who I haven't contacted in more than a decade. I kind of don't have the heart to start again.
>>215366882>(NOT A REAL PERSON)You don't say, huh?
>>215373475Well...
>>215363846nigga busting over a toy robot
>>215363771me on the left
>>215375320>my entire collection is stuck with my parents, who I haven't contacted in more than a decade.Do it now before they die. Still time to get there for Christmas.
>>215362146When I was a kid I had a pair of jurassic park boxer shorts that said "THERE'S A T-REX IN HERE!" right next to the crotch flap.
>>215376186yjk
>>215362146we are reaching s0i levels that shouldnt be possible. I have a 1:1 frozen han solo decorating my living room. also I have a costume for slave leia that I use for hookers.
I call myself a kidult
>>215363581I have dad money and spend it on expensive whiskey. If be just as happy with cheap whiskey, but it's a status thing.
>>215362146>>215363846I don't see an issue with this.
>>215362146That guy is pretty cool for a normie, his schtick is making Instagram videos where he tracks down recipes or weird products people use in viral videos, so he probably got tagged in a video about someone else using those toys. Kind of like those twitter accounts that find the source for porn when you tag them in the comments
>>215362146No, but one of my friends buys bras from the the lady that played Vasquez in Aliens kek. She used her Aliens monies to start a company making bras for jumbo milkers.
>>215363581In college one of my friends was an early e-bay and craigslist adopter, and he collected old toys and resold them. I loved going over to his house because he had a room full of fucking out-of-the-box-toys, and the really cool shit you only ever saw advertised or in toys-r-us, like a GI Joe aircraft carrier. It was impossible, even as a grown ass man, to not start playing with the toys in there.
>>215376435Have you motorboated your friend?
>>215376477Nah, but I've formerly Chuck'd her a few times.
>>215362618He turns into tanks and other bullshit now.You can turn into tanks but you can't turn into guns because guns kill people.
>Black Don't Crack >Look like you're a gracefully aged 50 year old in your late 20s
>>215376747But tanks have guns
>>215375279tooo many words + you gay
>>215362146>Born: 1998How the fuck this nigger only 27?
>>215363846swinging that mace around is bound to wack some retarded kid
>>215369330You must not have seen Absolute Batman.
>>215362146So what's the story with him? He's a secret nepobaby right?I liked his content and then all of a sudden all these celebrities just started popping up to give him a boost.
>>215375626I'll go get the butter
>>215362146I own the Neca figures of both The Big Chap as well as the Romulus Xeno. Cost me a hundred bucks each because import costs from US to EU are insane. You burger collectors don't know how good you have it with your $40 Walmart Neca toys.
>>215372904Based Gooner
>>215362146>>215363846embarassing performative tiktok reactions aside, if someone gave me one of these as a child i would be a transformersfag for life.
>>215362146Isn't this nigger only like 30 years old? Why does he look like he's in his 50s already?
>>215362146I had OG Grimlock, Optimus and Megatron when they came out and I can hardly believe those are real.How the actual fuck are they so good?
>>215377247is it scratch and sniff?
>>215377715A lot of things have regressed over the past two decades or so, but toys have become insanely good.
>>215377031Yeah, don't think about it, it's retarded.
>>215377735except actual toys for kids.they are dogshit.
>>215377821Have you SEEN '90s toys?
>>215362146it's a cool toy. But it's still a toy and I'm not a child, I have no desire things that aren't tools or weapons
>>215377859Yeah, there was a point in the 80's or maybe early 90's where quality noticeably dropped off a cliff for kids' toys. Transformers became more plastic and less metal.
>>215376447When I found my box of old GI Joes, I instinctivelyt started playing with them and doing the voices I remembered from the cartoon, and that was the moment when I got into the action figure collecting hobby. It reawakened something, just having fun with an action figure.
>>215367807But it's already accurate to Margot Robbie's ass
>>215362146These are actually pretty cool and exactly what I fantasized about when I had transformers toys as a kid but yeah holy shit dude grow up
>>215373159>better optionsironically a ton of people just bought the nerf gun and recolored and weathered it.
>>215378595Yo that looks sick.
Best $12,059 I've ever spent.
>>215363846I hate those fake expressions. OP is more natural.
>>215367499>They don't wash themNo shit retard, they get dry cleaned.
>>215367807That's her actress accurate ass sadly.
>>215373075>Konami did UFO figuresDude that's crazy.
>>215367760They went for accuracy, I can respect that.
>>215378595Does the number change if you pull the trigger?
>>215362146how much did those cost? Or rather, how many memories could made with your wife and kids instead of buying this crap?
do dragon dildos count as got/hotd merch?if yes, still no
>>215377206Do you honestly think anyone is buying that shit for a kid?
>>215379483>not made of squishy, bouncy siliconelame
>>215362146That's pretty sick ngl
>>215379413https://us.robosen.com/collections/transformers-series?srsltid=AfmBOoqOGRUrD-bUjYIOlLQBWIuUJ6X6Po2USY6wMAbtL2SEtDBC_9p9
>>215362146colt 1851 with rallesnake gripskenner atat and milennium falcon from when I was a kidseveral thoudand blu rays and dvdsa claymore sword used filming bravehearta swordstick used in sherlock holmes 2009
>>215378712A legendary find.
>>215376288>I have a costume for slave leia that I use for hookers.everyone has done that
>>215362196>Avatar 2 was 3 years ago
i have some movie posters somewhere
>>215362146https://gaspargloves.com/products/the-drive
>>215362464>AR10CHAD>Canada
>>215362146Holy shit that was actually impressive
>>215362146That dude's one of the most harmless niggers ever. If they were all like him, we wouldn't hate them
>>215373530>self-playing guitar.We used to call those CDs.
>>215369476I tried these and they seem to start flaking apart faster than a generic sponge+scouring pad combo you get from the supermarket. Though I've only ever gotten them from dollar stores so they might not have been officially Scrub Daddy(tm) branded ones.
>>215366813What is traveling gear? I usually just pack clothes.