>Uh oh, looks like Anon's got a case of the Mondays!How do you respond without sounding mad?
I'd fix my attitude. As a man, people are not supposed to see how you feel.
>>215369895>aislop remastered screenshot
>>215369895Have sex with her.
>>215369895masturbate in the bathroom
I steal a stapler.
I ask her to marry me.
Monday is the best day to work as long as you’re not an office-bound basedboy
>>215370240Poor
>>215369895I report her to HR and then say I'm sorry to see her leave the company when she's fired
>You are correct.
>>215370286This, but I would walk up to her, lean in, get REAL close to her ear and whisper>WHO'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS NOW?followed by a slow, sensual lick along the outside of her ear
>>215369895I solemnly tell her my uncle was killed by a woman who had a case of the Mondays in San Diego and that she shouldn’t joke about such a serious thing
>>215369895I'd agree with her and ask if she and the other ladies in HR can help brighten my day up
I remind her she's a woman and shouldn't be talking to me
>>215369895Just say "yep, sure do" and walk away. How is this a complicated question?
>Boss pulled me into the office today>It's a bullshit minimum wage job>Got passed over for a 20 year old with no experience and 2 months in the company for the last promotion because he wanted to sleep with her>Boss tries to, once again, dangle the promotion keys in my face to get me to dance like a good monkey>"Actually I've decided to stop attempting to move up within the company">Boss just gives a defeated "...oh" and lets me leave his little fireside chat he was planning on locking me into for upwards of 30 minutesFeels amazing bros. Fuck trying at work it's literally not worth it
>>215369895Thank you
>>215369895>you dare?! You are courting death!
I’d go piss in the coffee maker
>>215369895I actually hate every day of the week and every time I cross this door is a new coint toss to decide if I sit down and stare at the monitor for 8h or shot up the place.
>>215369895How difficult was it to fuck these single, miserable older women in the bathroom during our lunch break in the late 90s and early 00s?
>>215370612Do the bare minimum that keeps you employed and keeps you getting hours but yeah
>>215370701I strived to do the bare minimum and still somehow wound up with raises and promotions.Other people are just really really incompetent.
Thank fuck for wfh, where no one can see me have a terminal case of the mondays.
>>215370612The promotion game, especially in hellish jobs like that, is indeed bullshit. But if you straight up tell them you don't want it, they'll never even consider you again, so now you've just gotten yourself stuck in a dead-end, low-paid role.
>>215370816All jobs are dead end in the end, as per the Peter Principle. The question is whether you're happy with your pay and responsibilities in your personal dead end.
>>215369895uhhh is that a garfield reference
>>215370200any more pictures?
>>215369895I have a swingline stapler and it has some heft to it. I'm confident I could bash her skull in. Oh I sound mad? I guess you shouldn't have been an annoying bitch then!
>>215369895Yes.
>"huh? oh i thought it was tuesday">*long stare*>"how are you?"force them to stay engaged with me man.
>So Anon, did you try any cool new movies or games during the weekend? *snickers*How do you respond without sounding mad /tv/?
>>215369895I only have casual conversations with other men at work, women are too annoying and there's too great a risk they might get offended and try to get me fired.
>>215369895I'll skin you alive.
>>215369895Actually, today is my Friday.
>>215369895God I would be smashing in this this office 6's backdoors in during lunch at least twice a week if I worked there. Give her a case of having my cum dribbling out of her all afternoon.
>>215369895I pull out the semi-automatic from my duffel bag and shoot up the whole officewith a smile on my face :^)
>>215369895>NOOOOO, I'VE GOT A STABLE JOB, A FUNNY NEIGHBOR, FRIENDS THAT I HANG OUT WITH REGULARLY, AND AN INSANELY HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO SHOULDN'T BE GIVING ME THE TIME OF DAY, BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WORK WEEKENDS FOR TIME-AND-A-HALF! I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE!!!I find the angry 90s thing so irritating now. Fight Club, Rage Against the Machine, Dennis Leary, Office Space (though I still find it funny as a movie), stuff like that. Like, the worst thing happening at the time was the president getting a little side pussy. I'm terribly sorry that you're living in what will probably be looked back on as the most stable period in human history, jobs were available, goods were cheap and plentiful, New York was clean, there were no major wars, movies, video games, and TV were good to great, and things were generally so great that we had to make up shit like Y2K to get hysterical about in lieu of actual problems. How awful it must be.
>>215375190he seemed like he was poor to be living where he was
>>215375232I never really got the impression that pay was a part of his issue, and it was more of a general fulfillment thing. I still think that I would have preferred the original ending, where the foreman showed up with the exact same mannerisms as Lumberg, implying that Peter was just going to be unhappy no matter where he worked.
>>215375190Indeed. Life used to be better for everyone. A decent job and a community were basically a given unless you fucked up your own life being an addict or something dumb. People were able to think about higher order things like self actualization.
>>215369895How about i take your fucking head and rip it off your fat useless body and then fuck you in the gaping hole of your romp while your head watches me fucking your lifeless body?
>>215369895punch her in the mouth
>>215370816hE ALREADY WAS STUCK IN A DEAD END LIFELESS JOB. Oops, caps, but im too lazy to retype it.
>>215369895Just put your airpods in and dont talk to anyone for the rest of the day.
>>215375190>BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WORK WEEKENDS FOR TIME-AND-A-HALF!Salary employees like Peter didn't get time and a half.
>>215375190>I find the angry 90s thing so irritating now. Fight Club, Rage Against the Machine, Dennis Leary, Office Space (though I still find it funny as a movie), stuff like that. Like, the worst thing happening at the time was the president getting a little side pussy.You can't look at it this way. People should always be fighting for something better and calling out the bullshit of the day. If people listened to Fight Club, we wouldn't be in the consumerist nightmare we are in right now.
>>215369895You're right. I do have a case of the Mondays. Want to head over to the utility closet so I can let you know how to get over it?
>>215375232>he seemed like he was poor to be living where he wasHe had a nice condo and a car and never once complained about not having money (he just wanted lots of money right now so he wouldn't have to work again).Michael Bolton even says "I have a good job" and him and Peter have the same job.
>>215375190At best this a meme you’ve fallen for or, worse, a situation you made up to get angry at. It doesn’t have any basis in any of the movies you’re describing.
>>215369895
>his ending
>>215375983Now I need a movie where she and Peter are alone on a Saturday and he finds out she's actually pretty nice and they become friends and eventually have a secret office romance.
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>>215369895Being a NEET, I love Mondays.Saturdays is what I hate.
>>215372956>guten pranken
