>dies offscreen
>>215371034My sensual wife
>>215371034ridley scott wanted to compete with alien 3 in terms of disappointment.
>>215371034A franchise tradition though in this instance Fox are to blame
>>215371034She was hotter in Bright
>>215371185You think you want a crazy wife, but you don't.
>>215371250she's not crazy, anon. just an elf race supremacist.
>>215371338elves exist to be bullied by humans
>>215371034what happened to her? She was in every Netflix movie. Now she dropped off the face of Sweden.
>>215371034Man body
>>215372156She's playing Mother Teresa in the upcoming movie "Mother"https://youtu.be/wPgwPfYT18g
>>215372272She makes my sapce axe the big space axe
>>215372272Mother Teresa looked like that?!
>>215372272Wall
>>215372272mommy!
>>215371034>hum de dum, just making Shaw's mutilated corpse weeee
>saves David's life and reassembles him>knows she just wants to meet the aliens>kills the aliens, kills her and uses her for disgusting experiments
>>215371034Alien: Covenant never explicitly says the body on the table is the original Shaw.
>>215373543It did though. That's what "Show don't Tell" means. You trust what you are seeing as the director is showing you what he wants you to understand.
>>215373579Except in the context of the Alien universe we know that simply seeing a body that looks like Shaw is not concrete evidence of her death.
>>215371034Alien: Covenant isn't canon. It's the Highlander 2 of the franchise.
>>215373638You're correct, it's not canon to the Alien franchise. We are talking about the Prometheus franchise which it is canon to. And it did indeed kill off Shaw in the most idiotic way possible.
>>215373405>>215373506whats all that shit next to her supposed to be?
>PHEW! I barely managed to clinch victory and escape that murderous engineer! Now I will go on a very long adventure to meet the real creators and I'm sure it will be full of all sorts of interesting events. Hypothetically, if there some invisible audience, I'm sure they'll be so happy and fulfilled watching my upcoming travels.
I've seen her bobs
>>215373682It's not called Prometheus: Covenant. It's not canon to the Prometheus franchise.
>>215373944There's not enough there to even be called bobs I'm afraid
>>215371034What is it about her that makes her so strangely attractive?
>>215373893seriouslyspace archeologist going on adventures with her android head companion had so much fucking potential it's disgustingthough, admitedly, that would be a completely different vibebut alien and aliens had different vibes as well, so who knows
>>215375368the smell
>>215376833>European actress onboard powerful biotechnological ship from an advanced species exploring the galaxy with decapitated android head that's infatuated with herhey what a second... I've seen this show before!
>>215373944>>215374292404: Bobs Not Found