Over halfway through nowPrevious: >>215349896
PREVIOUSLY:>Farida, Emily and Sam got to spy on the housemates in the secret room and fucked around with them>Made Caroline and Jenny seethe by putting them as least memorable>Bigged up OG Cam's confidence by putting him as most popular>Farida's already getting on Sam and Emily's nerves>She loves munching on her pringles>She almost fell into the jacuzziTONIGHT:>Sam, Emily, and Farida return to the house (yes already)>Farida has A LOT to say to the housemates>It all starts kicking off
Monday's live stream summary.
>>215373012>>215373012Ching Chong Elsa
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>Farida's gonna lay into TejaYES
Lol Farida dabbing on everyone tonight
Farida's here to shit on this series
kino back on the menu boys
Is this in the morning? How are they awake this quick.
Holy based Farida straight in with the critique
TOLD ALREADY
>Arrive>FUCKING STOP WITH THE POLITICSbased
emily tits and blowjob face
just piles in>you're shit>you're a cunt>you need to stop getting shat on
Based
REFORM UK!!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
FEYISOLA SEETHING
>You've got to ditch the wog, Elsa.Delightfully devilish, Farida.
>>215373485Wants to make everything political. Pillock.
Elsa seething
We're only 15 minutes in and Farida's just crashed in like a tornado
This ends with Marcus and Richard fist fighting for the rights to Farida's grotty fanny
ovdun fugeds ad 9 anon CHEGGIN in catchin up
>>215373556kek i just found this and came back to post it, you beat me to it
based farida telling them they're all shit straight awaystill hate her of course
great we get to see nancy teach farida to twerk
Holy shit Feyisola is fucking SEETHING
>>215373717>39/3=16
>>215373732This bald arse nigger works in finance.
up to the second segment good ep so farmuch better with less focus on sam again
Everyone's upset. This is perfect.
>Has made Teja cry alreadyFarida to win
Fucking hell imagine Farida as your holiday rep>roight gerrup layzy bownes you've got jetskiing at 7, a volleyball tournament at 8 and tombstoning at 9
>>215373774So le mature
>>215373778rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>215373815*has a lick of your ice cream*
>>215373774>im not easily influenced!!!>i miss my mommy!!!This girl is a joke and out of her depth
Fucking swagger on this man
Insane Emily sideboob
lmao @ feyishola' quik maffs
>>215373866that dress is tiny on her
>They all wanna dance with RichardWhat a chad
>>215373842Shes deluded because she's been gassed up by the house constantly telling her she's le mature
>>215373890looks like she was eating a lot after getting evicted before
wonder how large zelah's clit is
>>215373987Longer than yours
i'm a while back but on the "Welcome Back" thing at the party someone left the cursor on the screen
>>215374010ywnbaw
>*oinks in your path*Jenny should be banned from wearing make-up
thought she was going to say shouldn't judge people based on their colour then
>me on the left
Farida wants Richard
What's with the scar on Emily's cleavage
Emily has a weird cleavage mole
Nancy Elsa Emily threesome on the cards
>>215374116she also has a scar in here inside eye area on her left eye that shows up when she laughs
Go on Nancy. I'm sure she'll let you have a munch.
>>215374116Toothmark courtesy of Boris Johnson
>>215374116>>215374134Birthmark? Some kind of surgery scar?
>Emily is "slightly" curvyLol ok, Nancy.
>>215374170in this photo you can also see the scar down the left of her nose coming up to the inside of her left eye
>Tejah threatening to leave (obviously she won't)Just like Hanah.
It'll be funny if Elsa ditches Marcus for Nancy
woooooah mr vegas
>>215374306
>Take me off the show.Ok, nigger mutt.
Boring nigger with no screen time getting uppity
>>215374343Say what you want about Farida but she's been very successful in sowing little seeds in these peoples heads that are quickly blossoming into full blown existential crises.
>Yeah but no butTejah is just the nigger version of Vicky Pollard
>OI WOT ABOUT ME MUMMudshark
Jesus fuck what was that all about
Caroline said the C word :O
The Wall’s a better housemate than half of these bums
swear we more or less got a glimpse of teja's vag there
Farida causing people to literally mentally spiral with a single line
Lol mutt boy is chimping out. Typical fucking nigger.>Stop being so irate, you little cunt.Based Caroline. So Marcus x Elsa is totally dead now. Probably for the best, she would've gotten a black eye after the final for sure.
wtf was he so pissed off about?
Kino episode
literally the entire time the Welcome Back had a mouse cursor under the B
>>215374529Basically fuck all. Just the nigger being a nigger. Like stepping on a pitbull's tail.
There's a strong danger brewing of Elsa becoming not shit and boring
>>215374529Learned he's getting the Tom from last year portrayal
HENNERS
The sexy jewish girl is the house guest. Based.
marcus is so fucking stupid lmao the absolute last way to resurrect your chances on the show is turn on the mentally 7 year old girl
King Henry!
I remember this guest she was a massive Ali defender
>>215374626yeah she annoys the fuck out of me
>Dat pair of legs next to the muzzerPhwoar!
Teja is LE MATURE and LE INTELLIGENT
>Audience faggot unironically calling Tejah a Strong Independent Woman™
The Late & Live studio is such a fucking mongoloid convention it's unreal. Remember these are the fucktards who (were instructed to) chanted for Zeze Mills
>>215374812Late and Live crowd spotting
>>215374844
>tfw Marcus gets nominated to hell and gets annihilated by the public vote.He's leaving on Friday, lads! It'll be Trisha Goddard all over again. I bet even the black bitches will nominate him because of feminism, gotta eradicate that toxic masculinity stat.
>L&L is team HenryCringe
>He Who Must Not Be NamedBased Farage is literally Voldermort to Big Brother.
I can't hear the name Emily said on Big Brother without remembering when Charley Uchea got called a nigger kek
>Sam looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones...>Barry KeeganOk so we're just throwing out random names now.
Ranker!
>>215374923Jordan is thriving though
>Tejah in Winner MaterialThey cannot honestly believe that an uppity nigger will ever win after losing time and time again. The best they can hope for is coasting to the final.
Anyone else ranking right now?
>>215374875probably the best shout, 1 more week of chimpouts and he's given all he can offer, then hopefully Elsa will start chimping out
>>215375296Once Marcus chimps out so hard that it giga activates Elsa's BPD, thats both their roles done.
>Caroline's arsePfft. Not my proudest wank.
Nancy bending over... phwoar!
>>215376579>Farida's arsePfft. Not my proudest wank.
>Emily's arse