>HOWEVER THERES A BIG ASS SNAKE IN THE WALLS THAT CAN PARALYZE YOU BY LOOKING AT YOU ALSO DON’T GO INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST BECAUSE THERE’S MAD SPIDERS AND CENTAURS THAT WILL RAPE YOUR ASS AND DON’T GO NEAR THAT WILLOW TREE IT’S ALIVE AND LOVES TO KILL CHILDREN WITH ITS BRANCHES NOW GO STUDENTS AND DO MAGIC ACTION I’M GOING BACK TO MY GOONING CHAMBER!
>>215374755>Sends 11 y/o into the forbidden forest as punishmentDumbledore's the real villian of the series
>>215374755>And so you must go to the Forbidden Forest because you stayed late at night.
>>215374755>SNAKE IN THE WALLS THAT CAN PARALYZE YOU BY LOOKING AT YOUTha snake kills you by looking, it paralyzes you if you look at it's reflection
>>215374972Hagrid did that. mcGonical gave them detention for sneaking out to meet Hagrid… with Hagrid
>>215374755>Settle down, settle down>Now you all know about the three unforgiveable curses, or at least one of them>If you grew up in a wizarding family, you know the words to this most heinous of all curses>If you grew up as a muggle, then I won't tell you what it is, in the hopes that should someone attack you, your filthy mudblood life will be snuffed out without a peep>Now it is impossible to determine who cast the killing curse, as long as you cast another spell before you get interrogated>You must of course never use the killing curse, but if you must, please make sure no one can see you>And make sure to choose a hufflepuff or slytherin>Now the other unforgiveable curses, which I myself have used to great personal enjoyment, cannot be uttered>Especially not the imperio cur - oops, I mean the imperious curse>I see a lot of boys in the hall today>I must warn them never to use this on any of the female students to take advantage of them, as they cannot resist you in any way>If one of the male students uses it on another male student, they will be serving perpetual detention in my chambers>Now off to bed
>>215375019Are you dense?
>oh, and we're also keeping the tradition of dividing the school into multiple houses to foster a sense of rivalry and resentment so bitter that it inevitably leads to students attempting to violently hurt each other
>The snake gaped me professor>It did? 10 billion points for gryffindor!!!!!!! And please see me in my gooning chamber later Ms Granger. I think I know a spell that can uhhh… fix that.
>Love will always win over hate :))>also some people are just born evil and should dieBravo Rowling
>And to Slytherin, one point for every jew murdered in the holocaust>ZERO POINTS
>>215375247It wa so weird when Dumbledore looked into a camera and winked.
>>215374972Isn't one of the reveals as the series goes on that he is basically the villain to a certain degree? His entire plan was making two kids he taught kill each other and he could not care less about it
>>215375019>mcGoonical
>>215374755He was so based. Women inadvertently making hilarious world building never fails to make me kek.>students we’re going to teach you all how to literally kill someone by saying a few words okay so I know you’re all hormonal teenagers with low impulse control but this is important information! Here’s also a spell to get people to do whatever you say, torture them and next class is potions with snake who’s going to teach you how to transform into a girl and brew love potions! Imagine the shenanigans at Hogwarts and the American wizard school zappings from chocolate wizards LMAO
>>215375453Imo it's like giving everyone guns, don't use it or people will use it against you.
>>215375453>school zappings from chocolate wizardsIsn’t proper pronunciation part of the spells?They wouldn’t even be able to cast it
>>215374755>make evil unforgivable curse that kills someone instantly>it's just saying abracadabra at them
>>215375359He was definitely more manipulative than the easy-going grandpa he lets on early on, but I don't think the books ever really condemn him for it. Harry still remembers him as a kind and noble man in the end, despite knowing the full extent of his plans.
>>215375524kek
sorry OP, you posted this too many times and it's not funny anymore
best viewing order for harry potter movies? my zoomer mind got bored partway through chamber of secrets and pretty much stopped trying to watch them
>>215375453What's crazy is the amount of time that the kids are clearly just allowed to roam the halls and grounds completely unsupervised with basically their equivalent of a handgun on them at all times. Like fuck, I'm surprised they're not stacking bodies every semester between the monsters all over the grounds and armed teens in school sanctioned gangs allowed to just walk around armed and retarded at all hours.
>>215375359he literally fattens harry up to be slaughtered and nobody other than snape of all people has a problem with thishe also clearly acted as the father figure that harry didn't have in order to manipulate him
>>215375739Good, fuck kids. Gen alpha doesn’t even know how to read. They deserve to be sent into the forsaken woods and raped by centaurs
>>215375359He did care there just wasn't a choice. Every aspect of Voldemort had to die or it would keep happening. Harry himself is fine with it.
>>215375763harry is a millenial, the events take place in the 1990s
>>215375739>>215375359>>215374972why didnt bumbldoor just...kill volderdark? isnt he actually the greatest living wizard and volder doesnt seem to do anything but loose. why have such an elaborate and far our plan when he could just hunt him down and kill him himself?
>>215375359shit..... youre onto somethin....
>>215375825you can't just kill him because of the horcruxes including harry himself
>>215375850>has like 15 years to hunt down the horcruxes>could've avada kadavrACKed potter at any point>preferred instead to dick around administering a school???
>>215375850oh i didnt read the shit books or watch the shit movies. im sure the best wizard alive and figure something out, like trap his sole forever in a box even though hes technically not dead the effect is the same
>>215374755How many kids die in Hogwarts in an average year?
>>215375922soul*
>>215375107>all of slytherin turn out to be voldemort's strongest soldiers despite their educationwas dulmbedore really so fucking incompetent that he couldn't prevent these children from becoming a new hitler youth?
sAfE sChOoL>teaches working with screaming fucking plants that make you faint and get permanent hearing damage without ear protectors>if a student faints they just let them lie on the floorwould Voldemort have been that much worse?
>>215375724In order retard kun
>You might have heard rumors about a...room..in which anything a person requires shall appear.>That room is off-limits to all students and faculty.>Anyone got intruding into my goon cav--I mean, this room of requirement--shall be immediately expelled.
>>215375825Because he can't. Voldemort was reasonably intimidated by Dumbledore and maybe a few others, but they weren't more powerful than him. Voldemort is a kid with cheat codes activated and he's utterly terrified of defeat. He doesn't make a move unless he's 100% he will win. Dumbledore is enough of a deterrence but only because Voldemort is that much of a pussy, it's why he cut his soul up in the first place. Voldemort was banking on Dumbledore's eventual death to reemerge and Dumbeldore knew he needed to destroy all his immortality bullshit now.
>Let's have these soul sucking wraiths roam around the school because some prisoner escaped
>>215375947He foresaw that harry would win in the end and all of the slytherin scum children would be sent to azkaban for backing the losing sideDumbledore was not motivated by saving the world from voldemort, he just wanted to find a legal way to ruin the lives of his slytherin students
>>215376005They are literally all pardoned including the Malfoys. Only a couple of survivors were sent to Azkaban, like the really hardcore ones that had been loyal for years.
>>215375445it's actually mcconical because of her pyramid tits
The goblins running the banks is still probably my favorite part of the whole thing. Bitch has the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
>>215375947>welcome students, welcome>now, I know that we are only a few years out from wizard hitler having taken control of the wizarding world and his ghost is somewhere in a forest in albania>HOWEVER, please welcome our new slytherin students, all of whom are the sons and daughters of the commanders of the wizarding SS>yes, they will be permitted to continue to propogandise their own beliefs regarding racial purity. Just treat them as an anachronism, I am certain that there will be no consequence to having them around
>>215375922Nobody really knew the fine details of how horcruxes worked since that magic was taboo for centuries.Dumbledore's knowledge was just his best guess on how souls worked, even Voldemort was just winging it based on what little info Hogwarts provided him.Dumbledore hedged his bets on destroying the horcruxes because that's all he had to go on.
>>215375617
>>215375453>Yo professa gape, wot dat spell dat make dem Slytherins into slither ins? Wot dat hex dat make dem pure blonds into mudbloods? Wot gonna make granger carry my half-blood prince? Wot gonna open Ron's sister's chamber of secrets? I've been a prisoner of Azkaban and now I'm lookin' for sum order of the feelin ya feel me?
>LATE FOR CLASS, WEASLEY?>AVADA KADAVRA!>HMM? YOU WERE LATE BEACUSE THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE IN THE TOILET?>NEXT TIME COME UP WITH A BETTER LIE!!>CRUCIO! CRUCIO! CRUCIOOO!!!>THATS GOING TO BE DETENTION WEASLEY>YOU'RE GOING TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST.>NOO!!! I DON'T CARE IF ITS FILLED MAN EATIMG SPIDERS, SOUL-SUCKING DEMNTORS OR VIOLENT CENTAURS! >I HATE YOU WEASLEY! YOURE MOTHER HATES YOU! SHE OPENLY ADMITS IT YOU BUM ASS GINGER.>YES I'LL SAY THE HARD R ALL I WANT. AVADA KADAVRA!!! CRUCIO!!! AVADA KADAVRA!!!Dumbeldore said calmly
How did Quibble get a whole troll in the toilets???
Watch 3 up until 1 hour and 11 minutes. Stop there and then put on 5 part 1, watch the first 15 minutes, you'll know when to stop. Go back to 3, finish it, and then start 5 part 2, watch to completion. Up next is 1, you can skip it almost entirely, but watch from 50:17 to 5:12.Enjoy
>>215375060>HUH
>>215375850tell me what would happen if took voldyworm and buried him in 50 feet of steel reinforced concrete?
>MALE
>>215376907He hid it in hagrids gaping asshole then allowed him to relieve himself in the women's restroom
>>215376889>DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEM HEY U BITCH HEY U OLD BITCH DO NOT REDEEEEEEMMM I WILL FUK UR FAMILLLYYYYYY>Steve said calmly
>>215377002This is going to be the HP equivalent of asking why they couldn’t just throw the one ring into the ocean, isn’t it?
>>215374755The snake had been there since the time of the founders. Dumbledore's real fuckups were>knowingly letting a werewolf be a teacher>getting decieved into letting a death eater be a teacherThe first is just baffling and the second was him being fooled by fucking polyjuice potion.
>the slave race who enjoy being enslaved>the goblin kike bankers>the centaurs who gangraped and mind broke the ministry bitch>dementors that are allowed to endlessly torment the people that the ministry doesn't like
>>215377002He can teleport, most of the adult wizards in Harry Potter can teleport.
You had to be there. When Harry Potter was released I was the perfect age for those books. It was really something. Absolutely kino that they pulled out an old steam train and you could buy the books from the train at the central station, soul like that doesn't exist anymore.
Reminder that its a genuine jeet janitor that protects all this spamIf you check out the wiki about the April hack and go to the janitor list and look for "arsonak45", you'll see the three boards he does it for free for and /tv/ is one of themIf you read more about him you can see that he uses the same username for reddit too.If you google "arsonak45 reddit" you'll get a ton of results relating to the boards hes in charge ofThe highest amount of posts he has is on reddits Harry Potter forum
>>215377176>they couldn’t just throw the one ring into the oceanBecause Sauron had enough conventional power to beat them anyway. So it wouldn't have changed anything.
>>215375551Bravo Nolan
>>215375727This isn't a school of bitchcraft and niggardry
>>215377421Throwing it into the sea is a terrible idea when you consider how the Ring can move itself and knows who would be a good bearer since it has the malevolence of a guy who was imagined as mortal evil in its purest form
>>215377493And he was not damaged by not having it, only by its destruction. Peter Jackson did a number on normies' understanding of Tolkien.
>>215374755>he said softly
>99% of all evil people are slytherins>99% of all notable syltherins are evilWhy don’t they just get rid of it
>>215376000>that prisoner says he didn't do it>will we give him the truth-serum potion to see if he's legit? Worst case we can ask him questions about co-conspirators.>... nah. soul sucking demons instead.
>>215374755Every school I've ever been to has a special ed classroom. Did Hogwarts have any classes for retarded wizards or did they just put them all in Hufflepuff?
>>215377183>>knowingly letting a werewolf be a teacherTo be fair, Lupin was the best DADA teacher they had up until then.>yo dumbledoor. If its a full moon just lock me in the dungeon overnight.>why? no reason. Just do it.
>>215376873>YOURE MOTHER
>>215377677>>215377183everything about these books are dumb and gay but why would a werewolf be an issue? you know well beforehand when full moons happen and classes dont happen at night anyway. he would be a 100% legit teacher
>>215377726Nah if I was a parent and found out my kid's teacher was a werewolf and it wasn't even disclosed I'd be pissed. And remember it's a boarding school, kids can be wandering around in the halls or even outside at night. And Lupin literally proves it was a bad move because he ends up transforming after forgetting to take the potion that would have stopped it happening. So if anything Lupin was the incompetent one for FORGETTING THE ANTI-WEREWOLF MEDS.
>>215375724Watch the first three, then forget the other ones even exist. Then read all the books.
>>215377823well im a parent and if i had a sorcerer kid at wizard castle and found out his archmage instructor was a werewolf-wizard i would think that was cool as shit (as long as hes white)
>>215377704Grammar is for faggots. Also, nice wig Gohan. No one believes Goku knows how to read.
>>215374755>SNAKE?>NOOO PLEASE! SNAKE IS THE SCARIEST BASILISK I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE :'(
>>215375551>it's just sayingYou have to truly mean it though.
>>215374755What was his problem?
>>215374972he's a literal fag, of course he's evil and demonic
>>215375359He couldn't help itThere was ABSOLUTELO NO REASON for harry to become a "horrcrux by accident!"The plot demanded that that happened and Dumbledore was trying to make the best of what he got
Harry being a horcrux effectively means Harry is immortalThe 1 time Harry was about to die for real, was when the basilisk stung him, and it was saved by plot armor
>>215377668wizards don't have retarded children. they employ the icelandic method of fetus abortus.
>>215374755lol
>>215377306Two can play this game, pajeet-kun.
>create a school environment completely lacking any kind of safety regulations>different houses get the kids used to conflict and explicitly point out where the evil doers are likely to come from>mfw Dumbledore successfully made a generation of tough independent students who were courageous enough to fight when the time came to defend the wizard world from evilApologize..
>>215377668The school is a private, invite only institution, so there were no tards.
>>215377195the dementors are the grimmest given there's a canonical afterlife in the wizarding world yet unironic soul eating monsters were used arbitrarily by totally not nazi influenced or corrupt/incompetent wizard bureaucrats
>>215376000tbf that was the retard wizard government not the retard wizard school administration. Kind of seems like something starmer would do, anyway.>>215376084>gold kept in tunnels hidden throughout the cityhow did she know?
don’t try to make sense of the books post Order
>>215375524>instead of properly casting spells they just start free styling
>Big ass snake? Oh hell naw...
>>215380018>how did she know?being jew-wise is a lot older than you think.
>>215377002Assuming you took his wand and prevented him from casting other magic somehow, he'd die off thirst or whatever then his soul would escape and go fuck around in the forest and you're back to square one
>>215377023
>>215377668Hagrid was not only a retard but an actual crossbreed abomination, so I guess they're pretty accommodating. Heck, they only kicked him out after too many "pet the rabbit" incidents.
>>215375825Cause his ego demanded he become wizard jesus so that he could die for our sins.
>the ministry has an entire department dedicated to death>randomly has a gateway to the underworld in their basement>no safeguards at all, oops someone got pushed into it lmao
>>215375727maybe they are, harry was up on his own ass the whole series and barely paying attention to the rest of the school
>>215377306The jeet spammer should make the mouth slightly larger each time he posts it. that would be SOVL
>>215380176>Albus raised the wand and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.>"Go on," said Hagrid. "How's it gonna be. We gonna get a little place.">"We'll have a skrewt," said Albus. "An' we'll have maybe a hippogriff an' chickens... an' down the flat we'll have a... little piece muggles-">"For the dragons," Hagrid shouted.>"For the dragons," Albus repeated.
>>215377668That one flashgits cartoon.
>>215377823>if I was a parent and found out my kid's teacher was a werewolf and it wasn't even disclosed I'd be pissed.thats racial profiling.Also imagine all the hot werewolf sex he can have with underage girls and have a complete get out of jail card "I literally couldnt help myself". kino.
>>215375850Dunno, looking for the horcruxes would be easier without, you know, the guy who made them around and ready to kill youYeah he could ressurect be still, would be way more easier
>>215380455Why didn't Voldemort just throw his horcrux into the ocean?
>"GET THAT FUCKING DISGUSTING BLIGHT OF A BEING MUDBLOOD OUT OF MY FUCKING SCHOOL OR I WILL SMITE YOU DEAD WITH THE KILLING CURSE" Dumbledore said no louder than a breathless whisper
>>215377668the slow children get sent out to go hug the whomping willow
>>215380230they're just providing an effective and clean way to commit suicide to overstressed workers
>>215374755How fucking thick were the walls and how massive the plumbing (and why?) if this fat ass snake was moving through them? It doesn't make sense, Rowling is a hack.
>>215380472why didn't a really powerful wizard just say "accio horcrux" and they'd all fly into his hands?
>>215380230>no safeguards at allIt's in the middle of the wizard J Edgar Hoover building in its own room on a raised dais. It's like the safest thing in the entire series.
So uh, there are lady centaurs too, right?
>>215380759What if he buried his horcrux like 20 feet underground in a vault? Would accio still work?
>>215380792Nope! I am glad to inform you, that as per ancient greek myth, Centaurs are solely, and exclusively, male!
>>215374755Keek
>>215380792no, but the centaurs do have ladies
>>215380784And you're telling me, there hasn't been a single case of some dumbass britbong equivalent of a federal agent who accidentally tripped into it? I can't imagine how tragic that would be, and how much paperwork would need to be filled out over it.
>>215380752When plumbing was added to Hogwarts the headmaster, concerned with the sheer volume of excrement students would push through, added a charm that would automatically enlarge the pipes to accommodate even the largest of movement.t. Rowling
>>215380752The plumbing is magically enchanted to enlarge itself to allow massive shits through without clogging. You would know this if you read Hogwarts, a History
>>215375949if i remember correctly, didn't all the magic creatures side with voldemort because he told them he wouldn't bother oppressing them like the regular wizards do?
>>215380752wizard schools are required by anti-discrimination laws to be giant snake accessable
>>215376000>oh they keep attacking the one student over and over for no apparent reason?>oh well nothing to be done we'll just have to keep them around
>>215380872I mean sure, but my point is that in the same chapter a guy stumbles slightly and falls into a doodad that gives him a baby head. Not to mention stuff like quidditch and the whomping willow. Putting the Hell Gate on a raised platform probably won the ministry's safety award that year.
>>215377176>why they couldn’t just throw the one ring into the oceanfish or crabs or whatever other shit is down there might get it and then be compelled to take it back to land
>>215380872They have other more important matters to tend to.
>>215380859>ministry hostage undergoes polymorph to treat ptsd after captors' claim "she's too ugly to rape"
>>215377566stop being antisemitic
>>215375060
>>215380794to my understanding, if you're a REALLY skilled wizard, you can basically break any rule you want
>This year, you will be taught by Gilderoy Lockhart, an incompetent fraud who cares more about his image than anything else>As the smartest wizard alive, I of course already know this about him, but I decided to let your education be mishandled anyway>Sucks for you if you have important exams this year lol
>>215381028Man, I thought at least they were confiscating Lead-O's from Jahalabad or whatever but no, pinched by the rozzers for unloicensed Dew
>>215381037slytherins are white. if anything, griffyndoor is jews
>>215381042Well if Dumbledore couldn't accio horcrux, the vault under the ground trick is probably good enough to ensure no one would ever get to it. Voldy kind of goofd with his horcrux strats
>>215381094i was talking more about how it would be considered wildly antisemitic to point out how many problems would be solved if we just got rid of the evil people
>>215381110dumbledore probably COULD accio a horcrux if he wanted, but he thought it was a better idea to go send a bunch of teenagers to do his dirty work
>>215377566Getting rid of the Slytherin house wouldn't get rid of evil wizards. But the fact that it exists means you can easily funnel them to a single place and identify them early.
>>215380752Why does a magic school need plumbing anyway? Just enchant the toilets so everytime someone flushes them the shit gets teleported into the Hufflepuff dorms
>>215375850>>215375997Why didn't Dumbledoor simply rape Voldemort in front of everyone? No one would be able to take him seriously after that
>>215381286Hogwarts seemed pretty isolated from everything. How did their plumbing system even work? Where did all the shit go? Did they have their own water treatment plant?
>>215375013Nerd
>>215381416It goes into a septic and all the students and teachers gather to watch and laugh at Filch cleaning it
>>215374755>Enough! From this point on, anyone who complains about the mysterious grunting and heavy breathing in the bathrooms will lose one thousand points for their house!>Now that that is out of the way, let us enjoy tonight's feast of Chipotle and prune juice.
POTTER DID YOU SHIT IN THE PREFECTS BATHROOM AGAIN I KNOW YOU DID IT FILCH KNOWS YOUR SCENT POTTER
>>215375739Nobody other than Snape knew what Dumbledore wanted.
>>215381028This can't be real lmao
There's no way Dumbledore didn't know that voldemort was on the back of professor quills headThere's no way voldemort would be that close to him without him knowing
>>215380752I would love to know exactly what went down in all the discussions about how big to make it.
>THIS SCHOOL HAS LIKE A THOUSAND DIFFERENT THINGS THAT COULD MAIM CRIPPLE OR KILL YOU BUT REST ASSURED THAT IT IS STILL THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD
>>215380262this is not /pol/, stupid retard go back
>>215381528Dumbledore knew everything it was on purpose to train and test Harry.Book 1>Professor Quirrel's contribution to the defense of the Philosopher's stone was a troll.>Professor Quirrel claims to have seen a troll in the castle dungeons while everyone else was at the Halloween feast. Dumbledore was disappointed it wasn't in the dungeons to take out the fleeing Slytherins.>Say nothing because you want Harry to pass the tests and retrieve the stone.Book 2>Has had 50 years to question a ghost about her murder at school.>Doesn't say anything once it starts up againBook 4>Psycho pretends to be his best friend for the school year.>Say nothing because your big plan is to have Voldemort resurrect using Harry's blood to guarantee his defeat.
>>215375811That just makes him deserve it more.
>>215381603This is not india ranjeet, go back.
>>215375359But Harry doesn't die. If anything, his plan freed Harry from his otherwise doomed fate of always being a horcux.
>>215380230>have an instant-death door to the afterlife>perform executions with dementors simply because you canPure British behavior.
>>215381603>SAAAARRR>DO NOT FOR TO TELL THE WORLD OF OUR CRIMES>BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD
>>215380752Wasn't it a pet of the original Slytherin guy? Maybe he just made all the plumbing big enough when the school was built so it would have a place to slither around.
Rowling just threw random shit at the walls to see what stuck and you're really not supposed to th ink about it but....How the fuck did no one notice the giant snake in the last 100 years? Are you telling me Harry is the only snake whisperer in that timeframe? Are you telling me snek never got hungry? How many fucking pipes dothey have???? indian.jpg
>>215381824Hogwarts was built almost 1000 years before they added the plumbing.
>>215381866Imagine the smell
What was ministry of magic tax policy?
>>215381866why would they ever need plumbing if they could make their piss and shit disappear?
>>215381866that's so fucking stupid. JK really is a horrible writer. if they're just gonna shit on the floor and magic it away, why can't they just magic the shit and piss away while it's STILL inside them?
>>215381866I wonder how the indian equivalent of hogwarts functio>>215381970ns
>>215381416Just dump it in the lake, mermaids are basically the Scottish equivalent of tilapia.
>>215381970Whatever the goblins (Who technically own all the currency and are renting it to wizards) want it to be.
>>215381970they're british, so you can assume they tax the fuck out of everything. also, the floo-network is heavily regulated by the ministry, so it's not a stretch to assume you have to play a floo-powder loisence
>>215381989Then your butthole atrophies or something, read that in a star trek thread.
>>215374755>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!Dumbledore bellowed quietly.
>>215382022Later in the series they just free teleport everywhere.
>>215382047Just get fucked in the ass then, problem solved, it's a British boarding school they're doing it anyway
>>215376108man harry potter is so shit
>>215381782Yeah, but that was a happy accident as far as the plan is concerned
>>215381989There are valid reasons for not being able to vanish bodily waste inside of yourself. What's more retarded is that there wouldn't be some sort of "polite" solution to waste disposal that still effectively involved restrooms of a sort. There would absolutely still be a floor-shitting room.
Polyjuice potion itself would destroy the world>kids at school taking turns changing into hot chicks and banging each other>political blackmail>blackmail in general>kidnapping>raping muggles
>>215376000maybe dumblodore was secretly hoping they'd suck the voldy part of harry's soul
How was a troll even able to get into the girls bathroom? Are there other trolls nearby I should be worried about?
>>215382842Deep, we got a black mirror writer here
>>215381603Kill yourself you evil little mod protected paki cunt
Has there ever been a war between the muggles and the wizards? Technology vs magic until somebody combines the two and creates magitech.
>>215382932x.com/RealBlackIrish/status/1979870389477212288
Why did the basilisk fang destroy horcruxes? Also if Voldemort so vehemently hates his muggle name, why did he use an anagram of it for his pseudonym?I fucking hate Harry Potter so much it's unreal.
>>215382842>kids at school taking turns changing into hot chicks and banging each otherThat's gay. It's only acceptable if you're both transformed at the same time.
>>215382991>Why did the basilisk fang destroy horcruxes?Cause the book had to happen> Also if Voldemort so vehemently hates his muggle name, why did he use an anagram of it for his pseudonym?Gonna need you to get all the way off my back, sir
>>215375019that makes sense, it’s like when fathers punished children for smoking by making them smoke a whole pack to make them sick
Why didn't He Who Shall Not Be Named (Voldemort) just create six million horcruxes and mail them to space?
>>215383154Jk's "gotcha" for that is splitting your soul has bad effects on the body and one's health, but sending the horcruxes to space wouldn't be a bad idea
>>215375445hardcastle mccormick
>>215383078Getting off backs is tight!
>>215383202wink wink, Harry
>>215383202I want so badly to record an vol. 3 od wizard people, but I'm not good at writing that style of jokes. I'm just a voice actor.
>accio horcrux!
>>215383187Is that really a gotcha? I mean at first, Voldy is in his lil cheetus form, and I'll be honest I have no idea if that's a result of horcruxes or something else, but then with like a little drop of 'arry Pottah's blood he turns into Ralph Fiennes doing a Michael Jackson impersonation.So six or however many horcruxes... made his nose fall off and turned him pale? That's it? I guess his hair fell out, maybe? He's a leukemia patient aesthetically, seemingly without any of the physiological detriments, and aesthetics can easily be altered via magic.So... what's the big fucking deal? I heard the effects were portrayed better (or worse, rather) in the book, like everything else, but I have no intention of reading them.Reminds me of Avengers: Endgame, when Captain Marvel gets the gauntlet, but she's for some reason landlocked on the battlefield like she's in a match of Marvel Rivals, when she could just fly into space in .02s and snap the shit herself. Goddamn, Hollywood is so fucking stupid.
>>215376907It was supposed to be his contribution to guarding the philosopher's stone, dumbledoor let him bring it on the grounds. It getting bonked is why Hagrid brings the dog in instead.
>>215380917That's also retarded normal plumbing would suffice for the small amount of students and other people in Hogwarts. It also doesn't account for the fucking walls. How thick are they? >>215380934>read Hogwarts, a HistoryNo
>>215375453Most insane thing about the HP universe to me is the world "muggle".... Rowling is awesome.
>>215383450>small amount of studentsThe plumbing was built before the magic war that killed a bunch of people, in fact it was built before the muggle wars that killed a lot of people
>>215376845>Slytherinsyou mean smithereens
>>215383473Answer the question about the fucking walls
>>215383467she just took the word nigger and changed it a bit>m and n are both nasals, one space apart>two gg's>l and r
>>215383467you filthy little mudblood
>>2153835102 possibilities>Thick walls to minimise damage from magical experimentation gone wrongRemember young wizards straight up aren't allowed to use magic outside school grounds>It was originally built as a fortress rather than a school.It doesn't have to be every wall, just a few thicker ones every now and again for keeping intruders out.
>>215383510it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit
>>215380472IIRC Dumbledore says Voldemort is arrogant and doesn't believe anyone would realise he has horcruxes and set about trying to destroy them, kind of like Sauron leaving Mt Doom unguarded
>irish character is a retard who blows things upwhat did she mean by this
>>215380953Good thing he lost and the good wizards kept those disgusting beasts in their place, then
