How would you rate her performance on SNL?
>>215379946I'm not a homosexual, and I know this whole thing was entirely astroturfed to get coomers and pedos to buy her shit.1.5/10 SNL isn't worth watching
>>215379946strange buldge
Molochian kikeslop
>>215380938puffy vagina
>>215380970/thread
>>215379946Evil vile sickening stomach-churning filth
>>215380938cameltoe prevention pad required by NBCs standards and practices.
>>215380938girls in entertainment wear cameltoe guards
>>215381033>>215381049yucky
>>215380978the puffy v neckpillow sketch was the highlight. sensible chuckles were had.at least, so i assume, since i didn't watch any other sketches.
>>215379946I'm an absolute horndog but this chick does absolutely nothing for me
sabrina carpenter behaves like an AGP transexual
>>215381086it's because she tries too hard to be sexy
Is that the girl that sings about wanting bbc in her?
The funniest bit that snl ever did was tricking retarded boomers into thinking it was ever good
>>215379946I like her song. She sings good. She is objectively pretty but I have no attraction to her idk why. Maybe it's because she's a midget? She should do a country album.
>>215381124cocaine and an optimistic economy
>>215379946I haven't watched that dogshit since the early 2000's so I wouldn't know.
>>215381140Her face is too big for her head.
Sabrina Carpenter is a flamboyant homosexual's idea of how a sexy woman looks and behaves
>>215379946>top rightCozy :)
>>215381152better stuff on skinemax anyways>2025errrr, i meant internet
>>215381156now that you point it out, I agree>>215381144king tut, how'd you get so funky? funky tut. did you do the monkey?born in arizonamoved to babylonaKING TUT
I LOVE WOMEN
>>215379946How did they stop the aroma from escaping?
>>215379946I think the only people who find her attractive are other women and, ironically, homosexual men
There's something wrong with this woman, I can't quite place my finger on it. Maybe it's her misplaced sexual confidence. I just don't trust anyone who would go on national TV in their panties.
>>215381245yeah she has a weird look to me like something is off i dunno what it is
>>215381255narcissism
>>215379946I didn't see it. But looking at the webms the whole thing just seem very desperate and pathetic.
>>215381255keep in mind. she's following Miley's playbook but doesn't want to be an actual whore, so far. My sister said she was on multiple Disney shows. So the constant sexualization is continued distance from Disney until whatever contract they have goes away.
>>215379946american culture is repugnant
>>215379946Too skinny
She's an objectively attractive young woman, but she literally does nothing for me. It's like magic or something, I don't know why. Like she has negative sexual energy or something.
>>215381255She's a <5' midget
>>215381101I think you got it backwards
after seeing other anons comments and googling other pictures of her. if you told me she was trans I would believe you. but it would have to be a very short guy. something about her face
reeks of pickme desperation
>>215381259It's the plastic surgery.
i think her problem is thedyed hair. she looks like a third worlder racially but with a blonde wig on
>>215381310>objectively attractiveshe's a 6.5 and you're told to think she's a 9.
>>215381342maybe
>>215381310That's like me with Emma Stone. I love redheads and I love juicy asses, but I'm not attracted to her. I'm attracted to Emma Roberts and the other Emmas.
>>215381101Oh this is the girl that got everyone mad about her album cover because she isn't a raging feminist bitch. No wonder faggots are shitting their pants over this. ywnbaw.
>>215381384That's because Emma Stone is not attractive, she's homely. She is meant to be an attainable actress love interest. Plus she made it to Hollywood because her parents are giga wealthy in Arizona which has strong ties to scientology and other cults.
The most artificial forced plant, before her was Miley Cyrus, before Miley Cyrus was Britney Spears, before Britney Spears was Madonna, all follow the same standard, does racial music videos for racial sexual pleasure of niggers, is artificially pushed taking advantage of racial music industry who USA wanted to remove white men to please non-white men races but keep white women keep white people being only race as females, only race of women in racial music videos for racial sexual benefit of men of other races like niggers, while white men are the loser race of men removed from music and only loser race who women of same race have men of other races in music videos, is focused in sexual praise of non-white men and have white men as loser race divided with non-white men for racial praise of white women while non-white women racial music videos, media is for racial praise of men of the same race, the industry with white women is for racial praise of non-white men and white men being the loser divided with non-white men being the dominant race with non-white women and white women in racial social engineering marketing music, tv, porn, news, media as sexual product for non-white men races since have more niggers and non-white men in the world so they create the perfect product, white men race removed from music for non-white men be the race of males in racial music industry, black women racial music industry is for racial praise of black men, Korean government asian women racial music industry is for racial praise of asian men, and white women is the only race who have men of other races like niggers, shitskins, and for non-white men races feel sexually dominant benefit of more racial sexual dominant product with white women being only race planted as sexual product for men of other races and white men being race of losers in racial social engineering
I have a fetish for panties so I like the pictures. Never listened to her music
>>215380873Mk ultra sex kitten pushes troon "rights", old hat
>>215381144Good Cocaine is a sign of a good economy. I miss both
Straight men do not find her attractive. She wears drag makeup and panders to faggots. If you jerk off to this squareheaded freak you 100% fap to "traps"
>>215380938>>215381049
If you find Sabrina Carpenter attractive, you're not truly right wing.
>>215381403>Not a Jewish-produced supergoy golem pop idol
>>215379946Her teenage boy impression was great. Such potential
>>215379946Lmao there was a thread up last night and it was just endless seething over female modesty or lack thereof.Bretty good thread if you ask me.
I remember seeing a post here which said “Sabrina Carpenter is what gay men think straight men are attracted too” and I think that’s incredibly accurate
>>215382734You're a pathetic faggot if you ask me.
>>215382773HahahahaYou sound mad
>>215381144Cocaine is friend to man, it brings kino
>>215379946built for big hairbrush
>>215379946carpenter is a pedo plant in the industry.they do all they can to make her look like a child and make her do sexually connoted things. She's the new ariana grandeand she disgusts me.
I don’t find whatever this approach is where they try to position her as some “tease” to be effective at all. Girls like her are inaccessible to like 99.9% of the male population now. She looks like every girl that would ignore your existence, but they parade her out like you should support her or buy her shit in spite of that. It makes no sense. The reason a Britney Spears worked was because once upon a time attractive girls LIKE her were more accessible. She sold a fantasy. Sabrina Carpenter is like some broken machine still carrying out its functions long after the world it was designed for has died.
She is too short and too fat to be a sex symbol.
>>215381124when your only entertainment is 4 channels of jews and more jews
>>215380938My favourite Doors album.
>>215381556Take your meds and have sex.
>>215379946Brunette Sabrina looks cute AF
>>215383454>She is too short and too fat to be a sex symbol.It's 2025 faggot just embrace your true nature.
Gross.
>>215381140She is not objectively pretty. She's the definition of 5/10
>>215383800She has the proportions of a dwarf.
>>215381220IS THAT A BLACK HANDENCHANCE
>>215383825average is fat so shes definitely above average
>>215379946Wow what an actual goblin face, people actually think she's sexy?
Why does Sabrina trigger gay men and women so much? She’s a cute lil dolly
>>215384019She likes BBC
>>215379946ok but why was nbc okay with her dressing and acting like a pubescent girl
>>215384031She wouldn’t stay in the same room as a black man. Her Jewish handlers told her to make that joke but mark my words you will NEVER see her with a black man (and I mean if she lived to be a million)
>>215381220She brought up and showed that cover during her monologue. She really seems proud to be a whore.
>>215384060Again. Jewish handlers. She’s actually quite frigid and possibly a virgin
>>215384053Erm
>>215382686Man ive never been into her but this skit made me wish i was the microphone.
>>215380938This guy has never seen a juicy fat plump pussyVery sad
>>215384091That’s a gay man who is in a gay relationship with another gay man. They are label mates who did a photoshoot together
>>215384155Erm she's in the same room as a black man
>>215381124There was nothing else to watch, slick.
>>215381317When will they learn?
>>215381140She's thoroughly bogged, her face is basically entirely plastic
>>215384183Oh sorry, us white folks have advanced language quirks sometimes where we say things figuratively
>>215384185boy, I cant wait to watch movie
>>215384183Hot
Anybody else sickened by how these slutty pop stars keep roleplaying as literal children?Why would they do this? Who could they possibly be trying to appeal to?
>>215384277Normally she looks ugly and bogged but in OP's pic she actually looks kinda ok
>>215379946She's fucking trash
>>215384297Thank god that won't exist anymore
>>215384355Hahaha I knew the Sabrina hate was just brownoids seething. Don’t worry I’m sure there’ll be a massive fat ugly black woman back in the charts before you know it
>>215384411I'm not brown, but not white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWYXB0MGRNo>if it doesnt work it, change!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HibDj27DHMI>if it doesnt work it, change!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckIM58Ecpcw>if it doesnt work it, change!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAVUl0cAKpo>if it doesnt work it, change!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gqu8ZTEM1k>if it doesnt work it, change!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVli-tstM5E>oh? they like the whore?! ok ill be a whore now until my looks are gone. give me all the money and cockskind of demonic when you think about it.
>>215384411She's bogged. You gotta raise your standards for women.
>>215384441That’s just the standard Jewish processing. It’s the same every time; Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ariana Grande… agree it is demonic tho
>>215384441Sad
>>215384331I find it wrong.
>>215384510Only one I know is Yi Yi, much much less than what HK cinema has made
>>21538129260% of palestinian girls under age 13 get married to an older man
>>215381292
Whoring pays well.
She was hotter in Girl Meets World.
>>215379946Imagine rating snl musical performances. Ok. The best snl musical performance of all time is.....Ashley Simpson. That shit was gold.
>>215384331Disney has an algorithm. Don't let your kids have access to the internet before they're 13.
>>215379946I didn't think it was possible to be smaller than the minimum of an A-cup. Gross.
If only your aunt was Barts voice actor you could be famous actor/singer :)
Is it just me or has the standard NPC brainwash become more demonic in recent years?
>>215380873>I'm not a homosexualSomeone touched a nerve lol
>>215386032Safe sleaze pop singers that are not meant for male gaze consumption is a weird product
>>215381310It's because she tries too hard to be sexual.
>>215379946are the rumors about sabrina true?
>>215379946This shit made me fucking hard.
>>215379946>UNPOPULAR OPINIONI actually like this bitch and her aesthetics and the fact she is honestly trying. She seems like a cross between 90s Madonna and the Real Miley Cyrus (not the replacement one) She is for all intents and purposes an astroturfed talentless hack with other people writing her songs and managing her look being pushed music fat old industry Jews BUT FOR GOD SAKE THATS WHAT I GREW UP WITH THATS WHAT I WANT. JUST GIVE ME SEXY WHITE GIRLS SINGING ME A CATCHY SONG WITH A HOOK FOR GOD SAKE . Bonus points for leaving said music video production free of any ebonics or woke garbage.
>>215379946Charli xcx’s SNL clears
>>215386986Based Boomer. Knows hes eating slop but its the slop he grew up with and it pleases him.I can almost respect it.
>>215386634What rumors?
>>215381292Why the fuck are you on an American site that’s on a board that’s 95 percent discussion of American culture at any given time? Like, if we’re so shitty, and you’re so fucking awesome, why even waste your time here? Your logic makes no sense.
why are people in this thread speaking as if the artists themselves have any power or control over anything they do?they are just puppet vessels mkultraed from hell and back programmed to do as their told when they are told.yet you have huge amount of ppl on 4chan of all places talking and acting like its sabrina carpenter herself that came up with her ideas and music
>>215381556At least Britney Spears was hot, and Madonna had some decent tracks and stayed relevant for at least 20 years by evolving her style as she got older.Miley Cyrus was a nepobaby, and I don’t even know who the zoomer in OP is.
>>215379946AAAH THE MALES ARE GAZING ME
for me, its ashley padilla
>>215387056you know
>>215380873Yeah Sabrina even referenced Lolita, she happily plays the part for her jewish overlords
>>215383834>>215383379She's shoot 4'10"
>>215387035Thanks Pal. I am Not a Boomer.... Yet. Getting close to 40 soon tho so a pretty legit call on your end.Lets just call it for what it was and what it will always be. Mindless Entertainment. And there is nothing wrong with it or pop music. Its just when the only money financing it required said Entertainment to become a Psychological operation and a delivery vehicle for some satanic shit. JUST GIVE ME DANCING BLOND GIRLS AND A CATCHY BEAT
>>215387201Agreed. I miss when it was just entertainment too.
psyP S Ypsy
>>215381140She's lip-syncing.
>>215383564>when your only entertainment is 4 channels of jews and more jewscomes to your rescue
>>215381086She made a nigger dick referenceEver since that I can't find her attractive anymore
Wow sexual female. I never seen that one before!!!
>>215381255Nah it's not that. She doesn't really have curves. That's a teenage body with a plastic face.Sweenster is also sex kitten and she does it for me
>>215387488her body is just fine. it's the attitude and fakeness
>>215381255She's a midget who feels insecure and never grew up so she overly sexualize herself, just like jenna ortega. They look creepy and fake
>>215381086probably because all the makeup causes her to look like mrs. potato head
>>215379946Why is she laying in bed with her feet bare, like a whore???
>>215381384Emma Stone has been gaunt and ugly for over a decade now.
>>215387757>They look creepy and fakebecause they are. that bleach blond wig with the poop-smear eyebrows along with her clown mouth and eyes is disturbing>midgetsare fuckin gross
>>215384730I'm so glad /tv/ forgot about this ugly toad harlot so I don't have to look at her stupid face on the catalog anymore.
>>215381686Cocaine quality was around the highest ever purity in the 2010s I thought. Probably worse today though
>>215381086Same but maybe because she reminds me of pic rel
>>215380873Raj is sexually frustrated.
>>215381815W-wait a minute... So buy wearing a fake cock bulge everybody thinks your a dude and you get paid more? So if I stuff a pair of socks in my underwear, will I get a raise at my job?
>>215379946attention whore
>>215381140her last album should've been full blown country but I guess she was scared of alienating off her fans.
>>215384019women and gays are her biggest fans thoughbeit. you're thinking of sydney
>>215387314I meant in general anon. She has a pretty voice. I hear her songs at my gym. I think women should strive to sound pretty. It's why I also like Billie eyelish, at least what I have heard
>>215379946she is so small and cute.also she have one meaty pussy
>>215388005sarr i am not a gay it is you who is of being the timmy!
>>215388700She used a modesty guard>>215381049
>>215381346That's by choice. She overdo everything be hair, makeup, etc. and by her I mean her team. Without the weird clown face she would be just another thot
cringe/10
