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10/20/25(Mon)22:11:43 No.215379999
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Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)22:11:43 No.215379999 Archived
I-I'm sorry, anon...they left me no choice. Our "No Singles Policy" is here for a reason...
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)22:17:42 No.215380087
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)22:17:42 No.215380087
>>215379999
But Robert, I'm here to meat your sister. Roberta and me are going steady almost got to 2nd base last night. Do you want a toothpick? Because i thinks it's pretty cool to just have one dangling out of the mouth. Can you please call your sister and find out where she is? I prefer not to carry a mobile phone
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)22:41:55 No.215380438
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)22:41:55 No.215380438
She's already inside, I swear
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)22:43:04 No.215380453
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)22:43:04 No.215380453
But Robert...I'm here for you. I-I love you...
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)22:43:30 No.215380461
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)22:43:30 No.215380461
Robert I will not go quietly.
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)23:37:08 No.215381313
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)23:37:08 No.215381313
Where is this coming from Robert? Are you still mad I said that word? It's the name of the movie, for crying out loud
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)23:42:57 No.215381395
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)23:42:57 No.215381395
Robert, the apple of my eye,
The wind under my wings, Robert
The electricity powering my love factory Robert

Yes it is you Robert that makes me a couple.

We are two halves of one whole
One heart in two thumping chests
The no singles policy is no longer for me, for my love does not play to a solitary tone Robert
It plays for you.
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)23:44:02 No.215381411
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)23:44:02 No.215381411
WAIT WAIT I CAN PROVE MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND IS REAL I HAVE DOCUMENTS
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Anonymous
10/20/25(Mon)23:54:12 No.215381542
Anonymous 10/20/25(Mon)23:54:12 No.215381542
>>215381411
First, they came for the canadian girlfriends, and I didnt say anything...
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:11:15 No.215382751
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:11:15 No.215382751
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Finally Roberta. You look amazing tonight and I'm feeling frisky . Hey Bobby 2 tickets to 'The Amazing Society Of American Negroes' please
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:14:58 No.215382805
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:14:58 No.215382805
>>215382751
Nice.
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:19:53 No.215382863
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:19:53 No.215382863
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>>215379999
>AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!?!?!?!!
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:21:01 No.215382873
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:21:01 No.215382873
>>215379999
Robert, do you want to make me call ICE?
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:21:59 No.215382888
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:21:59 No.215382888
>>215379999
Robert, I thought maybe you could take some time off and we could spend some time together?
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)01:22:00 No.215382889
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)01:22:00 No.215382889
i've got three ladies i can call up if i need to watch a movie
i just don't need to watch a movie
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)02:46:10 No.215383968
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)02:46:10 No.215383968
>>215382751
>c-coming right up, Anon-sama
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)02:49:07 No.215384007
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)02:49:07 No.215384007
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>>215379999
Don't worry Robert. I'm a big guy.
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)02:54:23 No.215384061
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)02:54:23 No.215384061
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>>215379999
ROBERT YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN! I ATE 15 PACKETS OF SALMON FROM COST PLUS THAT WERE SITTING IN THE TRUNK OF MY HYUNDAI ELANTRA ALL SUMMER AND I'M BREWIN' A SPEWIN' YOU GOTTA LET ME USE THE BATHROOM OR I'M GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO A CHOCOLATE MUD BABY (NO OFFENSE TO YOU'RE FINE PEOPLE INTENTED)
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:12:24 No.215384256
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:12:24 No.215384256
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>>215384061
OH GOD ROBERT THE DAMN HAS BROKEN IT'S IN MY SHOES, O GOD, IT'S OVERFLOWING INTO THE BULLET PROOF GLASS BOX CUSTOMERS HAVE TO STAND IN WHEN THEY'RE IN THE REGISTER! OH GOD IT'S NOT STOPPING ROBERT WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING???
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:12:40 No.215384259
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:12:40 No.215384259
>>215379999
I ain't going back to jail, Robert.
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:22:08 No.215384358
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:22:08 No.215384358
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>>215384256
ROBERT PLEASE HELP!!! OPEN THE CUBE! LET ME OUT!!! IT'S UP TO MY WAIST!!! MY SPHINCTER IS LIKE A FIRE HOSE!!! WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING???
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:24:44 No.215384386
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:24:44 No.215384386
>"Hey anon, you remember that time I slipped on the wet floor? Now it's your turn."
>Robert winks
>after a pause Robert slams his elbow back into the nose of one officer who crumples to the floor before quickly pulling the other's head forward into a chokehold
>"GET OUT OF HERE ANON" he growls through gritted teeth as he struggles to hold the officer "YOU'D NEVER SURVIVE THE MINES"
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:42:32 No.215384569
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:42:32 No.215384569
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>>215384358
ROBERT PLEASE! MY ANUS HAS PROLAPSED AND HAS TURNED INSIDE OUT!! OH GOD, MY INTESTINES ARE BLEEDING!!! ROBERT PLEASE- THE STENCH!!! WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR SISTER, ROBERTA! SHE WORKS AT COST PLUS!! YOU- YOU PUT HER UP TO THIS!! YOU HAD HER SELL ME THE SALMON KNOWING I WOULD OVER INDULGE!!! THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG!!! BECAUSE I ASKED FOR EXTRA VINEGAR ON MY TWIZZLERS!!! YOU BASTARD *cough* YOU MONSTER!!! *wheeze* YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! YOU- *cough* YOU, YOU NI-! *ACK*
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:43:51 No.215384580
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:43:51 No.215384580
>>215382751
wait, did robert just sell me that slave?
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)03:44:52 No.215384594
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)03:44:52 No.215384594
>>215382873
robert's a citizen
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Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)04:16:25 No.215384878
Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)04:16:25 No.215384878
>>215381313
>>215382751
Finally I know what this meme is about after seeing it 50 times
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