>10 years ago today
>>215380446The start of woke in movies, and now that same company is making a film about a white man and white woman having a cosmic love.
I still remember the state of the board. It was one of the last times I think it was actually fun here.
>>215380446The WHOLE of /tv/ reacted the same way.Sad to know if it happened today half the threads would be bot crying about /tv/ being racist.
>>215380460>white man and white woman having a cosmic love.wat
>>215380446They really look like gorillas huh?
>snowflakes can’t handle a nigger stormtrooperwell I hope you’re happy, they fucked up his arc anyway and turned him into a background character by the end
>>215380446Little did we know that this very teaser image (which broke /tv/) would be the beginning of the end of Star Wars.
Hey Siri: in the movie The Substance how did Sue get employment at the agency without a social security card, ID, work history, or any documentation of any kind?
>>215380524>they fucked up his arc anyway...what """arc""" was there? He was always an affirmative action quota + walking minstrel show from the get go. His only purpose was to continuously simp hard for MaRey Sue.
>>215380524It's a shame too because he had the most interesting backstory and the most potential for a satisfying arc involving him coming to terms with his desertion and embracing rebellion instead of just fleeing for his own sake but they threw it all away because chuds on Twitter didn't like it.
>>215380500>watching a livestream of one of those award/game shows years ago>they're announcing and showing a trailer for the Assassins Creed game that was set in Egypt>the chat instantly explodes into nothing but WEEvery time they do this shit it just converts more and more people to noticers
>>215380484Mid/Late 2010's was peak /tv/. Everything went to shit after covid
someone post the copypasta
>>215380446This just made me realize m00t has been gone for a decade already holy shit
>>215380566that shit was legendary
>>215380484It feels like yesterday in my mind
>>215380484Now you can hardly say nigger here without jannies having a shitfit.
This movie only did well at the box office because people had been waiting for years for a new Star Wars. It’s like if the Avengers ended in 2019 and the next MCU movie didn’t come out until 2035, with nothing in between except some random cartoons that weren’t really relevant and hardly anyone watched. The last Star Wars movie came out around 2002 or 2004, and then the next one wasn’t until the end of 2015, so people were hoping it would be good. But after that, people lost interest in Star Wars. The following movies made less at the box office, and Star Wars only really got revived with The Mandalorian, before everyone got tired of Pedro Pascal (he’s in everything now).The Mandalorian worked because of the helmet, the good soundtrack, and the lighthearted, new missions in each episode. But even The Mandalorian started to fall apart by season three. Now, Star Wars is mostly just edits of Anakin on TikTok because people think he's cool. You also see boomers trying to push Andor, but no one’s really interested in all the politics and the drama. If people wanted that, they'd watch a movie with real people, not Star Wars.
>>215380745It's almost like 4chan is an FBI honeypot managed by poos and zionists or something...
This movie had extreme paid marketing. I remember Google being heavily used at the time (before ChatGPT), and it was practically pushing propaganda for the movie on the first page.
>>215380592silverback
>>215380589soul...
>>215380550Is that Jabba
>>215380760is this MLA format?
I love how this zesty nigga is well aware he got buck broken by disney but he still blames the "fans"
>>215380592Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>>215380563Tbh they threw it away after two minutes when he’s suddenly quipping about killing his fellow stormtroopers
>>215380446jumpscare of the decade
>>215382193No, it's Patrick.
>>215382193yes
>>215380524It was pretty funny how the baited people with John Boyega, only for the MC to be the feminist avatar gurl power Rey.I was worried that the negro would be the hero of the saga, by the end of the movie (or rather the leaked spoilers) i was wishing he was lmao. What we got with Rey instead was 100x worse.
>>215380550looks like a flesh colored pile of shit
>>215383603top kek
>>21538044610 years and still not Disneyplussed. Truly a man of integrity.
>>215380484>>215380589This board has been nothing but 30 yo virgin capeshitters from day one.
>>215383829I remember a time when this board enjoyed the MCU.
>>215380460>The start of woke in moviesYeah lets just forget about Mad Maxipad from earlier the same year.
>>215380446ugly creature.
>>215383843I remember a time when the MCU didn't suck ass
>>215380460so glad those star wars movies bombedfuck yidsneed
>>215383843Yup. GotG and Ultron made everyone here turn on the MCU.
>>215380484>I still remember the state of the boardIt was insane when Buck Breaking dropped. I think every thumbnail in the catalog was the cover or some variation of the cover. It was like that for days.
>>215383829Capeshit wasn't talked as much as today, almost zero bait threads, and we didn't have all of these /b/ tier gooner threads like "Why is X not working anymore?" shitting up the board.
>>215380529It was Disney's decision to nuke the entire EU, this was just cementing that fact.
>>215383910That and Filoni pilfering the EU for ideas like stealing Thrawn for Rebels should have clued everyone in on what was gonna happen.
For me it's>There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away
>>215380651IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>215383603
>>215380446I remember the catalog. Probably the last good year on this board, coincidentally. 2015 was the beginning of the end. Politics, capeshit, and pseudo capeshit like star wars, video game IP, etc. is all people started to care about. >>215380566pic related>>215380589You couldn't be more wrong. I remember thinking in 2014 that this board has fallen from its highs.
>>215380446I knew it was going to be shit but I didn't expect disney to literally slaughter the franchise.
>>215380651This. I've been posting nazi tranny memes for like 12 years now. Where does time go?
>>215383688KEK
