Does this really happen?Also, is Banshee /tv/ approved?
People who work these shit jobs don't have time to fuck randos who come for a shot of overpriced booze. These scenes are written by people who attend premieres where actual prostitutes walk around pretending to be help so they do not understand how actual people live.
>>215381530yes but you have to know them.the most sex I had was when I worked at a shitty discount movie theater. one of the managers was a 26 year old burnout who would have sex with me every shift during slow days. it always started with a look like this. happened from 16 to 18. then I left for college
>>215381710Are you still in touch with him?
What if there was a supervillain who's special power was the ability to magically force this kind of montage? You make eye-contact, immediate smash-cut to rough sex.
>>215381754surprisingly it was a woman. she died in a DUI accident my second year in college.
I watched s1 but can’t bring myself to watch anything else because apparently everyone in the cast dies more and more
>>215381710how did the first time this happened go, like how did he approach you?
>>215381877kek. it was a woman. she would talk with me a whole lot, eventually she got around to asking if I was a virgin. one day she sent home the only other usher early, then called me up to the managers office, closed the door and then kissed me. then we had sex. it became a normal thing
>>215382000See that story doesn't make sense, because what virgin larpers forget is sex smells. If you had fucked, you would smelled like rest of the day
>>215381530Banshee was just pointless sex scenes the show
>>215383234you have sold me it
>>215381530As a career bartender. Yes. But usually a female bartender isnt going to bang a random customer. Me on the other hand. One time a girl told me if I came to the bathroom with her she'd suck my cock right there. We were busy so I said no and she told me "when youre old youll regret this" I've banged in alleys, basement liquor storage, cars. That said it mostly depends where you work and what you look like.
>>215381710I'm not even gay but that sounds pretty hot.
>>215383505Admittedly nothing like this has happened in the past 4 years because I manage a fancy upscale cocktail bar now. This kinda thing only happens at dive bars and nightclubs
>>215383505>One time a girl told me if I came to the bathroom with her she'd suck my cock right there.You were going to get mugged. Her boyfriend was probably waiting there with a knife.
>>215381530These are the biggest tits in the entire show btw. Belonging to a random waitress extra in the show for about 3 minutes. All the other women are flat as a fucking board. Disgusting. This show doesn't deserve its "T&A" reputation when it has no T and barely any A on these fucking stick figure women.
>>215383842>small breasted women are basically menBased anon
>>215383823No. I wasn't. I literally had security out the wazoo at that spot. Plus the bathrooms were basically smoked semi transparent glass.Damn that place was fun
>>215381530>>215381710>yes but you have to know them.Exactly. When I was in my early 20s I briefly lived in a party house. This chick from high school from two grades above me showed up one night. We probably talked once or twice in school. Went like this:>anon, what are you doing here?!>i live here>really? i HAVE to tell you - i always thought you were so cute>yeah? want to see my room?Then we fucked. Dropped her off the next day at her place where she had two kids. Panicked for. a good month worried I knocked her up with a third kid cause we didn't use a condom>Also, is Banshee /tv/ approved?It's kino.
>>215381825>apparently everyone in the cast dies more and moreNot true.
>>215383234They cut down on the sex scenes midway into season 2. Once they realized they were getting numbers cause of the show itself and not the "skinemax" content.
>>215381530Why modern fanservice is so unsexy?
>>215385166You ever watch 80s and 90s action movies? Sex scenes have always been terrible.
>>215384834same thing happened in Black Sails no?The first season had a lot sex scenes, and they cut them down
>>215383234in almost every episode there's a brutal fight scene that demolishes a room.
>>215381530Bullshit, that would never happen to a man with negative canthal tilt
>>215383234Excuse you. Sex AND scrappy fighting kino.
>>215381530>drink the atheist liquid, bro. it will be good for you, bro. you'll be considered a man, browho is stupid enough to fall for this crap?
>>215382371OH NO THE SHITTY DISCOUNT THEATER I WORKED AT THAT GOT CLEANED ONCE A MONTH AND THAT MANAGERS SMOKE CIGARETTES IN THE OFFICE AND PROJECTOR DARKWAY IS GOING TO SMELL LIKE SEX??!?!!?!?! what will I ever dooooooo
