Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu already, /tv/? The last season was pretty meh, but it's now been several years which is a long time for them to rework what would've been season four into a film (which can be both good and bad). So I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>215381821Wait that's a real show?
>>215381821Seeing they're putting sigourney in another nerd property made me question my whole engagement with visual media. Even though I only really follow current stuff to mock it I thought this is wasting my life. Sigourney to bait Aliens nerds... again? The fact that this is supposedly happening somewhere on this earth makes me feel like I might be living in a kind of snowglobe reality which has tiny limits
>>215381821she should chill, how terrible can it be compared to the movie her uncle made with her as unwitting star?
>MandoDidn't they cucked him beyond repair in his own tv show? Stopped watching after S2.
the trailer looks good, but I'm cynical enough to realize they could easily have a black girlboss taking up half the screen time, but conveniently leaving her out of the advertising, or something else equally egregious. Like you OP I'm cautiously optimistic. I also didn't hate s3, it was just okay.
>>215381830Yeah. It's Star Wars with a bit of a "Western" vibe. There's some good stuff scattered around in there.>>215382282>they could easily have a black girlboss taking up half the screen timeWhat a rugpull that would be...
>>215381821Just watched the trailer, looks tacky as fuck
>>215382327Is that official promo artwork? It looks like some fanmade AI slop
>>215381821i would never write off grogu, he is a internationally well known superstar
>>215381821>Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu alreadyOf course. (((Disney))) is pure garbage.
The Mandalorian was popular because of the helmet, side missions, soundtrack, Grogu, and the fact that people hadn't yet experienced Pedro Pascal fatigue. However, the last season of The Mandalorian was a bit underwhelming. Even at the height of the show's popularity, with its great soundtrack, people still made more edits of Anakin on TikTok because Anakin, both the character and the actor, were seen as cooler.
>>215382503That's the official poster, yeah.>>215382570>Edgelord Sith vs Single DadOf course Anakin is cooler!
>GroguHis NAMEis Baby YEED
>>215382832glup shitto
>>215382282The twist is gonna be that Mando died offscreen before the movie started and Reeva is impersonating him with a voice modifier and his gear.
>>215381821How long until the mouse puts out a contract on her?
>>215381821It might be fun if feels like Mando season 1 and 2, leaning into that western pulpy feeling. Unfortunately, it looks a lot more like season 3. I like stuff like Rebels and TCW but am sort of tired of seeing the characters shoehorned in, often with crappy looking costumes or bad cgi.
>>215382774That doesn't look nearly as bad as I thought it would be
Can’t wait for these two characters to get their own spinoff
>>215383616fuck yeah
>>215381821I didn't watch season 3 and I'm ashamed to admit I watched any of it.
>>215383616>Star Wars: The Aventures of Fatshit and Laqueefa
>>215382774It’s all so fucking tiresome
>>215381821I stopped watching it when they fired that fat bitch for making dank tweets and didn't have the winter soldier guy play luke
>>215383634Is this real new starwars slop or AI slop?I legitimately can't tell anymore with how garbage everything is these days.
>>215383822That's a real scene from The Mandalorian season 3.
>>215381821No, I want to know what happens with Baby Yeed. I'll watch it (for free) the very same day it's up for XDCC download.
>>215382774tracking sequence hallway fight, really getting that 70's pulp serial vibe back right Feloni bros?there are two movies now. there's this (mcu slop) and a24-esque dramas about generation trauma (aka nothing) where you can't see shit because it's shot too dark.
>>215381821It is a wonder how these people make money. The Mandalorian happened, it only existed because it was a passion project, they had already completely given up on Star Wars at that point. Then it is wildly popular showing that you should allow passionate creatives to give people what they want and make these sorts of things. And the reaction is immediately >let's cannibalize our only successful Star Wars property to launch a bunch more with the philosophy of shitting on Star Wars fans.It's deranged. I genuinely don't get how this happens.
>>215383934>I genuinely don't get how this happensYou see, Kathleen Kennedy once worked for Steven Spielberg.
>>215381821I want them to make a movie about Ahsoka where she is 14.
>>215384658>I want them to make a movie about Ahsoka where she is 14.
>>215384773>She was 14 at the time>But barely legal in most systemsWell it was a long long time ago
>>215385241It was a more civilized age
>>215382552This they haven't made anything good since 2015
>>215383934This is happening with everything not just shitsney
>>215381821>but it's now been several yearsIirc thse film was announced on late 2023, the same year S3 aired. They probably didn't have much time to cohesively plan it as a film.I'm not opposed to a Mando movie since despite it's drop in quality, I still really like the first season and parts of the second so I know they could do something decent, but knowing it's production history I think it won't be the case.
>>215384587>>215385305It's not just Kathleen Kennedy though. There are so many people who's job it is to have the good sense to avoid doing this very thing.
>>215385803Blame the woke mind virus and their all vaxmaxxed mindset long before 2020s
>>215382282Wow. What a smooth completely bullshit ride
>>215382997What they oughta do is give her Iger's job so she can save the parks AND Star Wars!>>215385544>I know they could do something decentMy only worry is they're not going to keep things simple, but instead give us too much information about Grogu or autistic Mandalorian lore. Like save all that shit for the show, take us on an adventure instead.
>>215382774Where is the suspense in a gun fight where one guy has invulnerable armour?
>>215386548Yeah, the only way I can see this being at the very least decent is if they lean into season one's spagetthi western sensibilities. Just Mando and Grogu on a bounty that justifies it's movie lenght. The worst possible outcome is if they just use the film to launch another dozens spin-offs and if it ties to heavily with the larger universe.
>>215382774Literally the only part of that which is worthy of actual praise as opposed to being the minimum standard we should expect from a megabillies company like Disney is the fact they actually remembered the "snowtrooper" gear is supposed to be a general hostile environment armour and was sometimes even issued to flamer burn units specifically because Ze Fire Eeet Duz Nuzzing.
>>215381821Yese. I'm not watching anything from teh company responsible for the last jedi while the people responsible for it still work there. The force is with me.
>>215381821>Have you written off Mandalorian and Grogu already, /tv/?I've written the whole of Star Wars off, and I did it after watching The Force Awakens.
>>215382282I never liked the grogu 'cute' shit to begin with. I'm not some broody childless feminist pining for a baby subsitute like the creators of that slop.
>>215382872Make it black and make it a dyke. That will fix everything. The grogu baby subsitute can be a troon too. Make it so. Onwards to a musical number about how having an abortion is based!
>>215387366I saw your post, I read it and yet it just seems like gibberish shat out of a viral marketing agencies coked up meeting with disney excecs. Did someone have to dgo down on Kathleen Kennedy to get the contract?#me2theforceisfeminine
Nobody has cared about the Mandagoyrian since 5 years ago
Star Wars is dead
its so hilarious and also sad at the time the way the fate of this show spun itself>all star wars slop failing and hated>randomly greenlight some bountyhunter western with not-yoda or whatever>who cares>nothing matters anymore, star wars is deadbut..>HUGE SUCCESSand then instead of letting them just keep doing what works, every single cancerous wokeoid nepobaby demands to be put into the show, write for the show, just have any hand what so ever in the showTHE POPULAR THINGand of course if goes to absolute shit, kekits insane how bad disney is at actually making money given the... you know
>>215381914>Even though I only really follow current stuff to mock it I thought this is wasting my life.i used to do this to enjoy the memes on 4chan, basically. often i could spot waht i expect to become one etc. then i got tired a bit but was not ready to let go so i was watching red letter media reviewing that slop , that was enough to save me time and keep me updated on the latest lols and mild depression inducing outputs from hollywood. but then i got tired of that too, feel it ate too much of my time, still , so i cut back on that too and really tried to cut back on coming on /tv ; i filtered a lot of caped related shit, all keywords related to franchises turned to shit, nostaligiasploitation, all the dumbass clickbait shit and such... but i feel there is too much that evades my spam filter and i end up still wasting too much time. what really works is ... work: write my own stuff for long enough i get in the groove and i have no desire to doomscroll in here.
>>215383791Speaking of that it kinda amazes me just how fast people kinda brushed off Disney essentially burying a character and the actor/actress that plays that character with no fucks given despite Disney being the ones at fault.>make a shit Boba Fett show>ignore any and all feed back from Morrison about Boba>make a shit show>Boba is no longer big with the fans, don't call us we'll call you>same shit happens with Bo-Katan>apparently Disney wouldn't return any of her calls for the Mando movie
>>215381821Never watched season 3 because the reception seemed and it required you to watch that awful looking Bobba Fett show. Also, the end of S2 was a satisfying finale.
>>215387992*reception seemed bad
>>215387781>>215387992>Bobba Fett showI can't believe the entire show was basically told via flashback... what a shitty idea!
>>215383634This is what happens when gen X and older millennial woman are in charge of things. We get Jack Black in a Star Wars movie
This was like the greatest Star Wars anything I ever saw for the first 6 episodes of season 1 then it went to shit. I wish he just left Baby Sneed with the bad guy and just did his own thing. I had how this shit became the Baby Sneed and guest stars show
>>215389000Do women even like Tenacious D?
>>215381821if snow white killed all the live action remakes, then why did they make lilo and stitch (which "brought them all back")?
>>215382774>the trooper on the right that has no idea how his gun workslol
>>215389676Whilst I don't necessarily agree with the point itself, movie production timelines are longer than 2 months.
>>215387961maybe they didn't want to hire sashit banks back. but yeah they seem like total faggots to the actors. maybe they are trying to blame the actors for the shitty writing
>>215382570It was fine until it became a "what cameo from old Star wars will pop up this week" show
>>215382774It's fucking boring. You'd have to be brain rotted to enjoy this. However, I'm only remotely interested in the design of the Snowtrooper helmets underneath the cowl, due to my autism I guess. The original Snowtrooper masks had a plastic portion over the nose, underneath the cowl, to give it a proper hang. Makes sense there was always something a bit more substantial under there. I won't be watching the show for that, I'll just look at pics. Eat shit Disney I wish you were dead.
>>215381821glup shitto
>>215391137Only Filoni's OC is allowed!
>>215381821I'm not paying to see it, no way.