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Anon, you forgot this
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YEAH BABY!
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>>215384410
I used one of these religiously because more than anything I wanted a dick at least 6" around and now my dick looks permanently bruised and can't get fully hard and is only barely bigger
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are those real or did Austin Powers make it up
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>>215384410
NOT MINE!!
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>>215384459
fake story
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>>215384485
Sure, Anon. We all know you use one
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>>215384410
If they remade Austin Powers in 2025 it would be a pink chastity cage instead
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i personally take the rhino pill before i sleep. now i sleep face down and when i woke up one time, i was on my side!
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>>215384632
Same but I'm on the ceiling
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>>215384460
standard issue for the swedish armed forces
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>>215384595
it would be a toy pony in a mason jar.
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Don't try to stretch your dick. It'll only make it smaller and your erections weaker.
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Why was it a Swedish product specifically? Is Sweden known for this kind of thing?
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>>215384459
did you follow Hink's protocol ?
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>>215384877
Yeah they're known for ultimate faggotry
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>>215384410
Last one there's a penis pump!!
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>>215384410
This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
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SWEDEN
YES
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>>215384502
It's not my bag.
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i know they were doing the bond thing where he has a different chick every movie, but i wish they just kept elizabeth hurley for the trilogy honestly. she was the best actor out of the 3, had the best chemistry with austin, and is hot as fuck. plus that would allow them to do less relationship shit and more funny penis jokes.
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>>215385138
My god Samantha was a sexy minx
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>>215384410
my swedish vacuum pump for putting vacuum in things on my car
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>>215384632
Real ones know the Joe Rogan Experience is built on boner pill reviews.
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PENIS GRIP PUMP ON MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
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Not mine, but I understand your confusion.
I own the pussy pump.
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Pump it up
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>>215384410
honestly, it's not mine!
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>>215384410
cheers m8 I was looking for that
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>>215384410
What a way to go
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>>215384410
It’s actually crazy how well penis pumps work. I’ve never gotten so hard and big in my life. I don’t get why everybody isn’t using them desu
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>>215389177
How could a penis pump even hurt a an Asian 1 inches anyway? It’d be like putting your pinky or little toe in there, nothings gonna happen.
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>one chance at life
>small dingdong
it's just not fair
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>>215389191
Anon, really?
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>>215384460
>>215384713
As a Swedish conscript, I can confirm this as true.
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>>215389235
My shit is like 4" hard and I found out recently my ex (now married with kids) told her friends I was still the best sex she ever had. It's not the size of the boat in the water, nigga. It's the motion in the ocean
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>>215389338
Yes, unironically it works really and I’ve never had such a big dick before
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>>215384459
>dick is 6.5" circumference
>but its about 5" long
Its not a trade off youd want to make
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>>215385138
Beyonce was the hottest
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>>215384485
>>215384502
BUSTED lmao
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>>215384460
>he doesn't bring his penispumpen before penis inspection day
Ngmi
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>>215389549
That's a Man, man
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>>215389191
you can permanently damage your dick



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