Anon, you forgot this
YEAH BABY!
>>215384410I used one of these religiously because more than anything I wanted a dick at least 6" around and now my dick looks permanently bruised and can't get fully hard and is only barely bigger
are those real or did Austin Powers make it up
>>215384410NOT MINE!!
>>215384459fake story
>>215384485Sure, Anon. We all know you use one
>>215384410If they remade Austin Powers in 2025 it would be a pink chastity cage instead
i personally take the rhino pill before i sleep. now i sleep face down and when i woke up one time, i was on my side!
>>215384632Same but I'm on the ceiling
>>215384460standard issue for the swedish armed forces
>>215384595it would be a toy pony in a mason jar.
Don't try to stretch your dick. It'll only make it smaller and your erections weaker.
Why was it a Swedish product specifically? Is Sweden known for this kind of thing?
>>215384459did you follow Hink's protocol ?
>>215384877Yeah they're known for ultimate faggotry
>>215384410Last one there's a penis pump!!
>>215384410This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
SWEDENYES
>>215384502It's not my bag.
i know they were doing the bond thing where he has a different chick every movie, but i wish they just kept elizabeth hurley for the trilogy honestly. she was the best actor out of the 3, had the best chemistry with austin, and is hot as fuck. plus that would allow them to do less relationship shit and more funny penis jokes.
>>215385138My god Samantha was a sexy minx
>>215384410my swedish vacuum pump for putting vacuum in things on my car
>>215384632Real ones know the Joe Rogan Experience is built on boner pill reviews.
PENIS GRIP PUMP ON MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
Not mine, but I understand your confusion.I own the pussy pump.
Pump it up
>>215384410honestly, it's not mine!
>>215384410cheers m8 I was looking for that
>>215384410What a way to go
>>215384410It’s actually crazy how well penis pumps work. I’ve never gotten so hard and big in my life. I don’t get why everybody isn’t using them desu
>>215389177How could a penis pump even hurt a an Asian 1 inches anyway? It’d be like putting your pinky or little toe in there, nothings gonna happen.
>one chance at life >small dingdongit's just not fair
>>215389191Anon, really?
>>215384460>>215384713As a Swedish conscript, I can confirm this as true.
>>215389235My shit is like 4" hard and I found out recently my ex (now married with kids) told her friends I was still the best sex she ever had. It's not the size of the boat in the water, nigga. It's the motion in the ocean
>>215389338Yes, unironically it works really and I’ve never had such a big dick before
>>215384459>dick is 6.5" circumference >but its about 5" longIts not a trade off youd want to make
>>215385138Beyonce was the hottest
>>215384485>>215384502BUSTED lmao
>>215384460>he doesn't bring his penispumpen before penis inspection dayNgmi
>>215389549That's a Man, man
>>215389191you can permanently damage your dick