>He died like a dog
Everyone knows dogs typically die 2 miles under the ocean
Didn't they just recover some SD cards?
>>215385163what the fuck is he wearing
>>215385181And a treasure map with a big X with "rose dropped that shit somewhere around here"
>listen, I'm not saying he deserved it. Okay, he deserved it. I can't lie. Everybody was happy when that carbon fiber hull snapped and that piece of shit Stockton was turned into fish food. Paul-Henri took one for the team. He knew what had to be done and I will honor his sacrifice by making a background Na'vi in one of my future Avatar films look like him.
>>215385163>>215385178>"he died like how a dog would die if you put it in a shitty submersible and imploded it 2 miles under the ocean..">"...or most animals, really. The physics of being imploded are mostly the same for medium-sized land creatures..">>215385188A Thor-brand motocross jersey.
>Wins an oscar>Quotes the movie that got him the oscar>People seethe
>>215385338it's a deserved arrogance
>>215385338He's the Steve Jobs of movie-making so stop pretending he's a victim. Fuck him
>i recall when i heard of the implosion i poured out a glass of exquisite brandy and lit a cigar in cel- i mean to honor his memory.
> If I was on that submarine with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would've been a lot of air in that passenger compartment, and then me saying, "It's alright, we're going to go resurface now."
>>215385549kek
>>215385292Why don't fish implode?
>>215385549Lol
>>215385163I like Jimmy
>>215385163>Some people got what it takes, some don't. Stockton?Jim looks off into the distance, the barest hint of a wistful smile playing at the edges of his mouth. He takes a last puff of his stogie and tamps it out in the ashtray set between us. He does this slowly and methodically as if there was something as savory in the act crushing out its last embers, something as savory as the stogie itself. When he finishes and our eyes meet again he seems to have finished his thought. And though the smile doesn't return to the edge of his lips, his eyes radiate its unbidden glee as he leaves me with his last words on the subject.>It is what it is.
>>215385739Look at the flame, it's real cash, not a prop. Based Jimbo.
>>215385163>In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men... AND NOT FAGGOT ASS TUBE SWIMMING COCKSUCKERS LIKE EXPLORED MY OCEAN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN STAY DEAD
>>215385549a daring synthesis
>Don't you worry, Mr Jeet. You and your little friends will be perfectly fine in that submersible>It's called Titan for a reason>OceanGate called me, they had it all checked out>It's reinforced with carbon fiber composites>Controls real easy, too. Like a video game>I left you a small roll of duct tape, for any emergencies
>>215385610Stockton thought the pressure was his ally, but he merely adopted the pressure, the fish were born in it, molded by it
>>215385739I like Bimmy
why didnt gabe newell help in trying to find the sub? he aint working on half-life 3 so he might as well have lent a hand
>>215386512Only funny post ITT
>>215385610They weren’t on the submersible
>>215385163I was hoping to invite the Titan crew to the premiere of Avatar 3, but unfortunately they didn't heed my warnings and will now never know its immaculate greatness
>>215385163Dogs don't often implode at the bottom of the ocean.
>>215385188for some reason, he used to wear motorcross jerseys all the time for a period of time. probably an attempt to come across as youthful or some shit.
>>215387065kek he was leaning hard into that "dictator hardass tough director" role he made for himself back in the day, wasn't he
>>215385375>Steve Jobs of movie-makingnah, he's an extremely demanding taskmaster like Jobs, but other than that, he's very, very skilled in literally every part of filmmaking and knows how to do the job better than than all the departments working on the film. Jobs was clueless in everything except management.
>>215387065looks like the kind of man who would destroy a tea trolley
>>215385739does current currency burns the same as that?
TO THE LAST I GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I DEPRESSURIZE THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE, DAMNDEST STOCKTON!
>>215385549lmao
>>215385610They aren't full of low pressure air
>>215385610The inside of their body is at the same pressure as the surrounding water.
>>215388976
>I would never have set foot in that death trap>honestly I’m surprised it didn’t implode sooner>my submarine, the deep sea challenger, was simply built different there was no need to say that
>>215385379kek
>>215385610because fish are the hardest metal
>>215386519heh
>>215389200>>my submarine, the deep sea challenger, was simply built different>there was no need to say thati dunno cameron definitely popularised rich tards deep sea exploring
>>215385163>The end of his narration for a Titanic sinking video:>Badda bing, badda bang. Let's go.
>>215385549where is that a reference from? I can't quite remember. something about 9/11?
I sure hope Jimbo doesn't use the same quality AI for his subs that he uses on his movies
>>215385163>Look around you. You'll see two billionaires, an Oceangate official, a couple off-duty pajeets, and a Logitech.>Now I wouldn't have a second's hesitation of blowing your hull’s pressure right here and right now in front of 'em. Now that's power you can't buy. That's the power of fear.
>>215389646Poor memory you got there, were you perhaps a vietnam fucking shit in boston in '88?
