>Shelby Oaks>82% on rotten tomatoesAPOLOGISE!
Imdb never lied to me
>>215387531Horror fags have notoriously terrible taste. Just look at how successful FNAF was. Or literally anything released in October from the last 35 years.
>>215387531hope the movie is good and he has success, about time some typical youtube review dude made a movie that is just more than shit tier homevideo with inside jokes and the excuse "well we didnt try its just funny"
Ewan rizzed up Debicki
>>215387531I’m happy for the nerdy little cocksucker. Good for him. Rlm lost.
>POV: You are a member of the 18%
>>215387615>1 star ratings from seething RLM drones
>>215387699
Rotten tomatoes is a fucked up site, if every reviewer gives a movie 7/10 it will be 100% certified fresh
>>215387531Congrats Chris
>>215387759>Dude this is the worst movie ever, it has a ZERO PERCENT>Most reviewers gave it 4/10It's such a shit system
RLM - rektJeremy - kekedCritic - chuckedDrinker - sucked
>>215387743Based millennial chad stuckman unfazed by a liminal space
>>215387531Chad Studman.
>>215387531GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
>>215387531FUCK YOU RLM GET STUCKMANIZED!!!
Chris Stuckmann is my new favourite filmmaker, director, writer and producer. I've never heard or seen of this guy before, it's truly amazing such a talent has been unearthed before our very eyes. He just came out of nowhere, i'd never even heard of him before.
I am stuck on the mann(tm)
he picked at transpointing
>>215388109he did what?
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BYYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BYA SMOOTHSTUCKMANNAL
>>215387531chris is based
>>215387531They are seething. There's no way they'll review it.
>>215387759>Reviewers give a movie a positive review. >100% of reviewers give a movie a positive review >WTF THIS MUST MEAN THAT THE MOVIE IS A 10/10 BY MY ARBITRARY RATING SCALES BECAUSE MOVIES HAVE A STANDARDIZED GRADING RUBRIC DON'TCHAKNOW???
Total Millennial victoryXoomers and Zoomer faggots on suicide watch
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>215389089Announcing reports is against the rurus.
SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER!
>>215387759>>215387531
>>215388949woah
>>215387638>Debicki is 6'2>her first breakout role at 23Fuck
>>215387699>Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm pansexual, no time to talk
>/v/ got stuckmannizedYou love to see it
>>215387531Stuckmann won, RLM lost
He didn't get a single laurel in all the competitions he entered it into.
>>215387615Imdb is nothing but jeets and people spamming either 1/10 or 10/10Even trannyboxd is more accurate
>>215390919letterboxd is retarded zoomers acting like every new movie they see is some groundbreaking mindblowing experience and then writing a review about how they want to have gay sex with the male lead
>>215390946Well that's at least an opinion and not bots spamming 1/10
rt is engineered to favour mediocre slop. It doesn't matter how good the movie is, what martter is that it isn't dogshit
>Certified Fresh already https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shelby_oaks
>>215387699hes got that high school dork gait
I dont like Stuckmann and even if his movie is bad I would still respect his efforts more than RLM's because at least he was sincere and actually tried.
>>215388154this will play at rlm's funeral btw
>>215388735i hate him so much
>>215391048It's over Mike.... it's over.
>>215391048why? he's an inoffensive mildly autistic dork. He used to actually be a decent barometer of if I was going to like a movie or not.
>>215387531>Eye cahnt buhleeve they called it Attack of the Clons!>it's a terrible terrible title!Did anyone ever find the video?
>>215387531Stuckmann has an extensive fanbase of homosexual prequel fans who want to see him succeed purely to own RLM. Hell hath no fury like a prequelfag scorned. They are like women but bitchier.
>>215387531When I heard Stuckmann was making a horror movie I figured it'd be on the level of Kickassia but "scary". So gotta give him props for making a legit film that's getting positive reviews. Even got Mike Flanagan involved.
>>215389801
>>215389660it's made for modern audiences
>>215391176it would be objectively funny if he ends up being a better film maker than them.
>>215390980>everything is botsthat's nice, dear
>>215387531oh no no no
>>215391176I don't give a shit about the prequels. RLM is a bunch of washed up Gen X scum with lukewarm takes that unlike Stuckmann ,who was always openly a silly guy with surface level taste, are pretentious farts. And the irony is sweet that pretentious farts who think they're making some performance art or a legit comedic review show (like Mystery Science Theatre) end up doing a glorified Smosh video as their "real movie" while a dork who just honestly made YouTube video slop ends up making a legit film, with artistic input / vision (even if minimal), actual production value, and with a wide theatrical release. It's like pretentious theatre kids from your school ending up on a dump, while the jock becomes a filmmaker. It's hilarious.
>>215389660Why do leftoids worship nogs so much?
>>215391255When there's disproportional spam of either the lowest or the highest rating it's safe to assume someone just made a bunch of bot accounts. Or is an NPC with no concept of nuance in his head, but those people are flesh automatons, they literally lack souls, might as well be bots.
I always wondered if Mike or Jay ran in to Mark Borchardt at any point, they're all from Milwaukee and it's not like it's THAT big of a city.
>>215391258Bruh look at this dude.
>>215388154is that his granny's home
>>215387531Tell that to Zodd's snapped neck
>>215389801He is like MISTER bu-fu. Like lord god KING bu-fu
>>215387531I heard Keith David is in
>>215393531Yeah well he's in a lot of things
>>215391359These guys are like the anti-rlm.They make good movies and are likeable
