You know who had an arc? Artie
>>215387678him beating the shit out of benny makes no sensethe show makes a point how artie is a loser but he somehow managed to beat up a gangster like benny? yeah benny might not be a gangser like paulie or christopher but he's still part of mafia
>>215387678I must be loyle to my big tiddied wife who doesn't respect me
>>215387678Meadow's arc left a little to be desired.
>>215387678What arc?Non stop ass rape?
>>215387678meh he wasn't that interesting and he's just there. You never needed an arc for artie
>I loved her. I fuckin' love her now. Wanna know something? She's a cunt, my fucking wife. A girl like Ade, now that's a WOMAN. If I still had my hair...
>>215389369kek
>>215389758I feel bad for Artie. Then I remember I'm an incel who couldn't even get the hot ball-buster wife to want to cheat on.
>>215388699this isn't some anime powerlevel stuff, artie seems decently fit and he just got lucky. also most of the gangsters aren't great fighters anyway, most of their "fights" are against people who can't fight back, or they are cheap shot sneak attacks
>>215387678Actually yes, and an actually positive one as well. Artie won.
>>215388699What the other reply said. Also, Artie has a fuckload of repressed rage.Even though he was on good terms with his wife, Artie was still pissed that Benny was fucking his hostess, and they were scamming his place.
>>215387678Too many spics in the kitchen though
>>215388699>the show makes a point how artie is a loser but he somehow managed to beat up a gangster like benny?Benny is a manlet and Artie actually works for a living. Do you think gangsters like Benny go around fighting people all day like Bruce Lee or something?
>>215388699>him beating the shit out of benny makes no senseIt makes perfect sense. He's bigger than Benny, and he grew up friends with Tony who talks about getting into fights in high school. It's reasonable to assume Artie has been in some scraps. Add to this that Artie is naturally larger and works a more physical job. Of course he's going to make short work of some uppity manlet who typically coasts entirely on intimidation,
I skip all of his scenes
>>215391418>Why does tony keep gaining weight? he barely eats anything!
>>215391418pleb filtered
>>215387678That's why they called him Arcie
>>215391611Indeed. Just like the brainlets who skip the therapy scenes; even though they are the whole point of the show in the early seasons.
what are the most skippable characters or types of scenes in sopranos ?
>tfw no cobwebs
>>215391892AJ
>>215388699Benny is a dork. He was just a driver until he shot those two niggers. Phil also beats the shit out of him.
>>215387678I liked when he cooked that rabbit for that couple. It’s tough watching a good natured man get shit on all the time, I’m glad he was finally able to get back to who he was prior to losing his first restaurant
>>215391892Most Livia scenesMeadowVito except that one sequence where he's trying honest workHeshAll private Melfi scenes
>>215392027>All private Melfi sceneswhat about the... you know what
>>215392051Ah yes the toodle-fucking-oo scene. Nah, that one is watchable
>>215392027>Most Livia scenesbait
>>215392165I just don't think she was that good of an actress. Every scene's the same. But I guess it's an authentic portrayal of old cunts.
>>215392232she reminds me so much of my (now dead) grandma it's crazy
>>215389369Literally me, specially the hair part.
>>215389943that wife was the real prize
>>215392090kek
>>215391892Whatever extra chromosome people find uncomfortable, I guess.
>>215392986Yeah, her tits. But other than that. She's not very likable. Seems like constantly nagging bitch.
>>215392027Hesh is jewkino though
>>215388699Artie was a goddamn psycho who grew up with tiny getting into fights, he's only a "loser" in the sense he has no self respect and loses his shit all the time. Artie could probably fuck up most people
>>215388699Getting the shit beaten out of him is the Benny specialhttps://youtu.be/40HPFGvZ4ro?t=277
>>215392836Same, baldbro.I'm a manlet bearded Gandolfini, with zero pussy.>>215392986Indeed. Oo-fah!>>215393032She's a ball-buster, but she really was looking out for Artie. She didn't want him going into business with Tony.Strange how that plotline of Artie marketing Vesuvio sauces through Satriale's was just abandoned, it's basically why they separated.Even her actress admitted she wished she'd had more tender scenes with Artie. Though the characters were separated for five years. They seemed to be getting along the best in that Martina episode, even though Artie was simping for the latter. Artie and Charmaine didn't have much screen time after that.
>>215392027>HeshFrankly anon, if you got that type of covert anti-semitism, I'd like you to leave my thread.
>>215394490Explain to me the appeal of this character then. He's just the typical Jewish businessman. And the one time they tried giving him a storyline it sucked.
>>215388780Her tits weren't that big
>>215391892Carmella
>>215394490He’s just a character that adds plot to Tony’s gang. Another way to shoot scenes ect it’s generally nothing until the part Tony owes him money.
More like Arcie kek
>>215393032She was literally never wrong
>>215394490>ANTI-SEMITISM?!? FUCK JOO TOO, MY MAN!!!
>>215394684>Jew character, one shot character; you two have been friends for years!
>>215394668True but that still doesn't make her likable. This constant resting bitch face and the general attitude. True, Artie was a retard but then why the fuck didn't they separate earlier. Ah well, I guess they're Catholics.
>>215388699Benny a chump.
>>215387678>"NONSTOP ASS RAPE!"How very prophetic of him...
Why did she want Richie to murder Tony so bad?
>>215395202She thought she could control Richie and when she realize she couldn’t she started blasting
>>215391892the whole thing
>>215395202She wanted to run the whole thing, cut off the head, do business with whats left, that typa thing
>>215389943shes hot as fuck but I hate the madonna/woman boss look older italian women take when they get older. like they became ceo of some shit wine company.
>>215395457>The Soprano residence, they feed anybody and everybody over there.>And the way they do it is all fucked up.AJ doesn't wash his hands. There's no antipasto or wine on the table.>Janice...>No Richie, either they're eating or not eating. And the Meadow thing..that girl harbors a mulignan.
Do chefs really get triggered about requests like "no salt"? Sick people need to eat too.
>>215392232>Every scene's the sameWelcome to real life interaction with old women with NPD (even the young ones too, but at least the brain is probably active enough to at least create a different scenario every now and then to bitch about)
>>215391418I normally play the show at 4.5x but I slow it down to 4x during his scenes because they're kinno.
>>215395202What happened to her after the finale whatever the fuck
>>215390156
>>215394589They weren't even real.
>>215388699benny is a manlet, retard.
>>215387678non stop arc rape
did artie ever make a charcoal briquette?
>>215399453It's not as if artie is a giant
AAAAHHHH JESUS FUCK MY HAND
>>215397602This reminds me of that fucking New York goblin that was ranting about the trumpet guy kek
>>215395596kek
>>215400580>She must have crawled in the shock collar for warmth
artie is my favorite characterino
>>215400691I outta shock collar you ya little prick!