https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJleW4TCQM0
>>215388571So if jews, Muslims and Christians all have the same prophets why do they all hate each other and hate themselves, jews dont eat pork just like Muslims, Jews and Christians have the sabbat, Arabic language is descended from jew languages e.g. Salaam = Shalom
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>>215388571>story about someone refusing jews to fuck off
>>215388571>God asks Pharaoh to let his people go>Pharaoh agrees>This actually makes God angry and God hardens Pharaoh's heart so that he refuses >God gets mad and kills every first born son for reasons and plagues an entire city of innocent common people Wtf was his problem?
>>215388685Everything about the old testament makes way more sense when you assume Yahweh is a woman.
>>215388571Stop blaming Jews for everything
What's with people's obsession for this movie nowadays?
>>215388685to send a message
>>215388757>Dick mutilation>Unreasonable sacrifices>Attentionwhoring>Inability to deal with iron chariots>Ability to turn staffs into snakes>Needs own son to make up for itYea, the Demiurge is a she.
>>215388571Same animation crew as these movies
>>215388844They really fell off, didn't they?
Not very smart of DreamWorks to release Prince of Egypt on the same day as this movie
>please go away jews>........no
>>215389056>The prospect of Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan once again falling in love proved more attractive than an animated retelling of Exodus, as Warner Bros.’ “You’ve Got Mail” prevailed over DreamWorks’ “The Prince of Egypt” during a generally lackluster pre-Christmas weekend. “Mail” delivered $18.7 million on 2,691 screens, while “Prince” commanded $14.3 million in an epic 3,118 screens, according to studio projections.
>zero archaeological evidence of jews wandering Sinai for 40 years Really makes ya think
I'm more of a Shark Tale guy
>>215388600The evil that men do has to turn everything into a means of dominating their brothers.
>"Let's make another POE type of movie, except with a worse storyline and not even half the budget"
>>215388630>NOOOOOOOOOO you can't go, I need you to build the pyramids. Everyone knows Jews are renowned for their physical labor
DreamWorks' first 10 animation movies. Chicken Run barely counts tho, since it was an Aardman production.
>>215389347>Only the jewish slaves can build pyramids! Not the Canaanites, who I also enslaved! Not the Libyan slaves, or the Nubian prisoners of war, or the Asiatics or the Sea People who were routinely enslaved by me! Only the jewish slaves can build pyramids!
>>215388571>most famous story of their scripture is about them wanting to leave a host country>spend their entire history doing everything but that
>>215389433I WILL NOT LEEEETYOOOOUUUR PEEEEOOPLLLLEEEEESTAAAAAAAAAAAAYx109
>>215389219>LIVES ON AND OOOOON!~
>>215388600Jews, Muslims and Christians follow 3 different prophets anon ...
>>215388571clap your handsclap your hands
You’re messing with the big guys now
>>215388571>Judaism was only created a maximum of 250 years before Jesus existedWhy isn't this more widely known?
>>215388600>Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump>"Don't do it!" >"Nobody loves me.">"God loves you. Do you believe in God?">"Yes.">"Are you a Christian, Muslim, or Jewish?">"A Christian.">"Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?">"Protestant.">"Me, too! What denomination?">"Baptist.">"Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?">"Northern Baptist.">"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?">"Northern Conservative Baptist.">"Wow! Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?">"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.">"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?">"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.">"Then die, you damn heretic!" And I pushed him over
>>215389563worst song by far
>>215388571>The insanely strong urge to hate fuck Zipporah throughout the whole movie
>>215389492Christians technically have just one more prophet than jews and one less than muslims.
>>215389622What about Joseph Smith?
>"What are you bitching about?"I personally prefer the other DreamWorks movie from 98
>>215389686The official stance of the Catholic Church, Orthodox sects and Protestant sects is that Mormons are not Christian
>>215389686Mormons aren't even monotheists. They have less in common with christianity than muslims do.
>>215388600Simple explanation:Jews had a religion. Their conquest by the Romans caused internal politics to change up their clergy and teachings somewhat. Then Jesus came along and said he rejected the new Judaism and was actually their Messiah. New Jews rejected it and had the Romans execute him for threatening the clergy's power. But then Jesus' (ethnically Jewish) cultists spent a couple centuries travelling the Roman empire and converting the elites into adopting their religion (OG Jewish religion, but with Jesus as the Messiah). When Christianity became the most prominent religion in the middle east thanks to Roman adoption, Mohammad decided to come up with his own version (OG Jewish religion, Jesus is the Messiah, but Mohammed is even more special).So as you can see, all these groups are just fighting over claim to the Jewish religion. Jews say their post-Roman conquest Judaism is the true faith, Christians claim OG Judaism with Jesus as the Messiah is true, and Muslims claim the OG Judaism with Jesus as the Messiah but Mohammad as the one true prophet is true. None of this would have happened if the Romans didn't make the mistake of conquering Jews.
>>215389832Jewish religion changed already during babylonian exile by persian influence and in hellenistic era. OG jewish religion is just semitic paganism with Yahweh the thunder god as their tribal deity.
>>215388600>So if jews, Muslims and Christians all have the same prophetsThey don't ya fuckin cha-nerd
>>215389928Judaism as we know it today didn't even exist until the Hasmonean period about 250 years before Christ archaeology records show things that are a core part of Judaism such as the mikvah(ritual pool) don't exist before then Yonatan Adler has done extensive archaeology research about this
>>215389832Muslims don't belive Jesus is messiah just a prophet and Mohammad isn't more important he's just another more recent prophet.
0 archaeological evidence for jews in egypt
>>215388685God uses mind control on the Egyptians again later to make them give silver to the Jews before they leave
>>215389420No slaves worked on the pyramids, they were holy structures and working on one was considered a high honour.
>>215389812>Mormons aren't even monotheistsWhat?
>>215390162archeology is fucking retarded>guy finds a spoon>THIS WAS THE SPOON CULTURE FROM 743-632BCwhat the fuck
>>215390233Are you shitting on my comb-ceramic ancestors?
>>215388571>Jewish foundation story is subverting a host nation and getting expelled
>>215389299the fuck, i never knew this one existed, i guess i will watch it tonight
>>215388600>So if jews, Muslims and Christians all have the same prophetsThey don't
>>215390233Even papyri from Jewish sites like Elephantine shows the Exodus story didn't even exist yet and this is a couple of hundred years before Christ and the Jews still practice idolatry I mean the Tanakh is not even in order Genesis features the Philistines who came from Greece during the Iron Age then the next books talk about events during the Bronze age featuring the Babylonians the evidence clearly shows that current Judaism was created as a national religion during the Maccabean Revolt because the practices and stories don't exist before then
>>215390269>The patriarch of the jewish people uses trickery and deception to undermine his father and steal his brother's birthrightA lot of the OT stories hit different when you're j-woke
How come Christians and jews never mention the fact that Moses was an incest baby?
DreamWorks' 2D division sure ended on a low note. It grossed 26 million domestically, got mixed to negative reviews, and wasn't submitted for the Best Animated Feature academy award
>>215388600bruh even people in the same religion will murder each other and wage wars over slight dissagreements
>>215390223Mormon god used to be a dude in some other universe who was rewarded with divinity for being a good mormon. And his god? Same deal. It's just God's all the way down. God also has an equaly divine wife. Mormonism is just Nation of Islam for White people.
>>215389417good, kino, alright, kino, shitkino, shit, shit, kino, shit
>>215389417>AntzTermite war was cool but a big eh>Prince of EgyptCertified kino>The Road to El DoradoKino>Chicken RunKino>Joseph King of DreamsNever saw it>ShrekKino>SpiritNever saw it>SinbadEh>Shrek 2Certified kino and one of the best sequels ever made>Shark TaleWhy does this exist
>>215390528Jacob and was an incest baby too. Incest is just a theme in OT. Hell, Lot's daughters fuck him for NO REASON.
>>215390223
>>215388685>God hardens Pharaoh's heart so that he refusesThis means that God made Pharaoh so enraged he couldn't admit that he was wrong, that's all.
>>215391104>God mind-controlled Pharaoh>this just means that God mind-controlled Pharaoh, that's all
>>215390945>Lot's daughters fuck him for NO REASON.Lot is said to be the ancestor of the enemies of the ancient Israelites. That story was written to shit on them, i.e.>those people are so fucked up and retarded that they fuck their own daughters. they're all products of incest over there!
>>215391151God's existence and miracles made pharaoh mad.
>>215388571It's insane how incredibly deformed and ugly characters in cartoons started to look around that time. It's fucking revolting.
>>215391175Not what the text says, you also haven't in any way addressed >>215390182
>>215390923>Shark Tale>why does this exist?They decided that "Will Smith voices a fish who becomes a celebrity known as The Sharkslayer after taking credit of killing the son of a shark mob boss" was a fun premise for a comedy
>>215391231I see I have hardened your heart.
>>215388600Mohamed already hated and murdered jews when he was still alive. It's hardcoded into the religion.
>>215388600Christians don’t really have a beef with Muslims anymore.
>>215391481I walked right into that one. I kneel.
>>215390959>>215390824That sounds less cucked that actual christianity
>>215390945>Jacob was an incest baby tooWhat?
>>215388600>thinking they all have the same prophetsPublic education is failing society>>215389433Things really changed after 70 AD>>215390150>Mohammad isn't more important he's just another>Must say PBUH after the name mohammad or risk damnation.
>>215388571no way fag
>>215388600All same sandnigger origins. They fucking hate eachother in the desert.
>>215388600islam is a dessert warlord cult and jews believe that god can't see if the sun is down and a metal line across new york will make god forget they are working.
>>215389417Shrek Mogs everything else.
>>215389832>Then Jesus came along and said he rejected the new Judaism and was actually their Messiah.What was this “new Judism”? Jesus taught strict adherence to mosaic law.
>>215394452>Jesus taught strict adherence to mosaic law... by not following the mosaic law
>>215394539>Jesus taught strict adherence to mosaic law... by not following the mosaic lawAn issue of interpretation, but my point still stands.
>>215390945>NO REASON> One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”
>(Matt Damon narration) "Okay, I admit it. She was charming. In a stubborn, irritating kind of way"
>>215394806>interpretationBullshit. God killed people for doing shit in sabbath. Jesus was doing his own thing.
>>215395084>Bullshit. God killed people for doing shit in sabbath. Jesus was doing his own thing.Jesus thought healing didn’t count. I don’t know what else to say. He’s a hypocrite if you are correct.
So how many more 2D movies would've DreamWorks created if it wasn't for Shrek grossing 268 million domestically?
>>215395084Jews killed people for doing shit on the Sabbath, Jesus said that was obviously not how it was supposed to work>He answered, “Have you never read what David did when he and his companions were hungry and in need? In the days of Abiathar the high priest, he entered the house of God and ate the consecrated bread, which is lawful only for priests to eat. And he also gave some to his companions.”>Then he said to them, “The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath.
>>215394072Abraham and Sarah were half-siblings. If Isaac was an incest baby, Jacob had to be pretty inbreed too.>>215394840>Katrina destroyed New Orleans? Well, I guess I have to rape my dad now
>>215394452>Jesus taught strict adherence to mosaic law.When?
>>215394452Jesus directly contradicted Moses when he got asked about divorce. That was the one time where Jesus was actually more strict than the law, but still. >“What did Moses command you?” he replied.>They said, “Moses permitted a man to write a certificate of divorce and send her away.”>“It was because your hearts were hard that Moses wrote you this law,” Jesus replied.
>>215395265>while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day. And those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses and Aaron, and to all the congregation. They put him under guard, because it had not been explained what should be done to him.>Then the LORD said to Moses, “The man must surely be put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones outside the camp"God wasn't playing around.
>>215395753Sounds to me like Moses and the congregation killed him
>>215395753>>215395265Jesus was allowed to do that because He is God. You should still keep it.
>>215395753Damn that man should have had an iron chariot
>>215395753I'm not sure what was going on with God during Numbers but he wasn't fucking around
>>215395753That's what happens when you don't use the wire on a stick.
>>215395579In Matthew. He doesn't in other gospels but what can you do.
>>215389580The second temple was built 500 years before Jesus, does that not count as Judaism?
>>215396170Jews were largely polytheistic until at least Hasmonean era. Judaism as something with antique continuity is just a piece of pious fiction.
>>215395775no it was YHWH, it says so in the bible
>>215396317The Judahites were Henotheists of Yahweh alone since the reign of Hezekiah
>>215395782>because He is GodAccording to who?
>>215388600>Jews and Christians have the sabbatChristians don't observe the sabbath, that's a common misconception even among lots of Christians. The Sabbath is Saturday, but Christian's now observe The Lord's Day, which is on Sunday, because it's the day that Christ rose from the dead. The Sabbath rest day was fulfilled once and for all by Christ himself as he rested in the tomb on Holy Saturday.
>>215396732>HenotheistsOkay you used an obscure uncommon term to describe their kind of polytheism. Good job.
>>215391587>Christians don’t really have a beef with Muslims anymore.Most Christians still, to this day, do not understand that Muslims worship the same God as them and even venerate Jesus. In the Middle Ages they just assumed Muslims were pagan, and these kind of misunderstandings have never really went away.
>>215396732No actual proof of that. All that can be said is that he centralised cult activity in Jerusalem in line with overall centralisation of power. Politheistic practices were still attested by Hasmonean era.
>>215396742According to Jesus himself. He testified in a religious court that he was the Messiah and the Son of God. Sure he didn't perform any miracles before the court, or produce any witnesses on his behalf, and one of his followers betrayed him to the court while the other denied him in front of it, but they should have believed him anyway because he said so.
>>215396933>Muslims worship the same God as themThat claim needs qualification. Muslims reject the Trinity, so just like the Jews the God that they worship is essentially an incomplete version of the true God.It's like if we both say that Trump is our president, but you think that Trump is a reptilian extraterrestrial with telekinetic powers. We're sort of talking about the same guy, but we also aren't talking about the same guy.
>>215397037Not all Christians accept the Trinity either, it's not required.
>>215396998Jesus only attests his divinity in gospel of John too.
>>215397067Yes, it is. It always has been, and your stupid cult doesn't change that fact.
>>215397037The trinity was a later addition tho
>>215397037Anon the trinity is not in the Bible. It’s shit made up by Catholics to reconcile the contradicts between Jesus, Old Testament god, and New Testament god.
>>215396317>>215396954I don't get why this seems to be a "gotcha" when that's what the OT is constantly about, Jews going away from worshiping Yahweh and then some prophet or judge comes and tries to get them back on track.If the story of Moses is true then he would have been giving a religion to an already polytheistic people. Of course that continued throughout the OT. Where is the contradiction?
>>215397088Reading John after the other three gospels really makes it feel like fanfiction
>>215397190Because JHVH being one god among many doesn't quite track with the all-powerful creator of the universe God that most followers of the abrahamic religions believe in.
>>215397067>>215397133>>215397143Not sure if Jews or Mormons, but you're all wrong.Each person of the Trinity is explicitly called God: the Father (Phil. 1:2), the Son (Titus 2:13), and the Holy Spirit (Acts 5:3-4). Also, Christ commands everyone to be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Scripture makes it clear that the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are all God. And the writings of the early Church confirm that this is what Christians have always believed. The specific formulation of the doctrine of the Trinity developed because they had to figure out how to best describe this truth, but that doesn't mean the core belief wasn't there from the beginning.
>>215397263That isn't the point. If the story of Moses is true then he IS the all-powerful creator God. Israelites constantly being polytheistic doesn't mean that isn't the case. Again, it's attested to time and again in the OT itself. You aren't really saying anything.
>>215397190>Jews going away from worshiping Yahweh and then some prophet or judge comes and tries to get them back on trackThat's the problem: they aren't "going away". They are practicing the same religion they always did while being unsucessfully pestered by a strange cult practiced pretty much only by a small upper class population in Jerusalem. It's like if mormons claimed that america time and time again "went away" from practicing mormonism.
>>215397291Paul had no concept of the Trinity and didn’t believe Jesus was God.
>>215397301He isn't described as being all-powerful in the OT. He gets defeated by iron chariots.
>>215397291>Phil. 1:2>Titus 2:13Neither written by Paul.
>>215397343Oh sure, again, the idea is that Moses and the later prophets were preaching monotheistic Judaism to an already polytheistic group of Israelites. Not sure what the point really is. Again, OT already attests to this. Where did that strange cult come from according to you and why was it practiced by anyone in Israel?
>>215397348Shut the actual fuck up.
>>215397375>>Phil. 1:2>>Titus 2:13>Neither written by Paul.
>>215397391Cope all you want, it’s obvious.
>>215397348Paul's writings, particularly in 1 Corinthians 8:6, equate Jesus with the one God of Israel by applying the monotheistic "Shema" (Deut 6:4) to Jesus, stating, "for us there is one God, the Father, from whom are all things and for whom we exist, and one Lord Jesus Christ, through whom are all things and through whom we exist". This passage attributes to Jesus the same creative role ascribed to God, indicating a divine function. Similarly, Philippians 2:6–11 describes Jesus as preexistent, having the form of God, and being exalted to the point where "every knee should bow... and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father", a passage that directly echoes Isaiah 45:23, a text originally referring to Yahweh alone.But yeah if you wanna just make up lies about the Apostles go for it. Hey, did you know that Simon Peter went to mime school in France, and that Matthew was actually in an alt rock band?
>>215397301>If the story of Moses is true then he IS the all-powerful creator God.How do egyptian priest change their staffs into snakes? By the power of THEIR gods! Monotheism was an extremly late development for hebrew religion. When the story was writen Yahweh was just a tribal god.
>>215397452>By the power of THEIR gods!demons
>>215397407It literally wasn't. Check some scholarship from the last 200 years. I bet your retarded ass thinks that Hebrews is pauline too.
>>215388571Go where?
>>215397485>the trinity wasn't in the bible>yes it was>uhhhh doesn't count it was written later no i don't have proof and it isn't in the bibletiring
>>215397447You can say whatever you want about Paul without besmirching the Apostles because he wasn't an Apostle. He never knew Jesus in life and only met him once in death (allegedly).
>>215397485>check some modern and postmodern scholarship done by jews and atheistsoh okay yeah that sounds like a good idea
>>215397482>demonsAnother thing that ancient israelites had a very different view than you might want them too. Idea of demons as fallen angels would be unheard of to israelites untill shortly before Jesus time.
>>215397447Yes, he thought Jesus was a special boy, there is no doubt at that.
>>215397524He literally described himself as "Apostle to the Gentiles"You're a joke, buddy. You have no actual familiarity with what you're talking about, you're literally just regurgitating claims by jewish "scholars" you've read
>>215397528>I'm going to ignore xix century german scholarship because it might distract me from slurping yummy jewish cum
It's sad how even /tv/ can make better threads about religion than /his/
>>215397596Yeah Germany has a GREAT track record with getting Christianity right
>>215397609I legitimately have no idea who even goes to that board anymore, it was interesting when it was first made but it quickly turned into a shithole
>>215397586>He literally described himself as "Apostle to the Gentiles"Despite Jesus sending rest of the apostles to the nations too?
Daily reminder that there is literally zero historical proof that the Jews were slaves in Egypt
>>215397635>Paul wasn't an apostle>He literally said that he was an apostle>uhhhh weelllllllllllll ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ookkkkaaaayyyyyyyy butttttttttt SO WERE THE OTHER APOSTLESwow ya got me there
>>215397586>He literally described himself as "Apostle to the Gentiles"By this logic you should belive in Joseph Smith because he described himself as a prophet
>>215388571>the movie>their actual bookone is not like the other
>>215397669You aren't talking to a single person, my brown friend.
>>215397675>By this logic you should belive in Joseph Smith because he described himself as a prophetBy that logic, you should believe me when I say that I am the reincarnation of Joseph Smith and I'm confessing that I made up literally everything about Mormonism, it's all fake.
>>215397701How does that change what you said being absolutely meaningless? Maybe you shouldn't butt into conversations you aren't a part of lmao
>>215397385>Where did that strange cult come from according to you and why was it practiced by anyone in Israel?Contact with Zoroastrians most likely. And Moses is extremly unlikely to even exist given the pretty strong physical evidence against exodus narrative. Worship of Yahweh alone has no evidence to even be a thing pre-exile and very scant evidence for until Hasmoneans.
>>215397669>>He literally said that he was an apostleIs that the standard? Can I just say I'm an apostle and it's now canon?
>>215397710>it's all fake.Like the exodus?
>>215397744How can Paul be "apostle of the gentiles" when all of them are? What makes him different outside of not actualy ever meeting Jesus?
>>215397635>>215397675>>215397858>these are the best arguments anti-Christs have to offer
>>215397912This isn't an argument, am I to understand that this is your concession?
>>215397895>not actualy ever meeting Jesus?Read the entire Bible (cuz you clearly haven't) then get back to us
>>215397931>you can't respond to non-arguments with a non-argumentprove it
>>215397912You should calm yourself down, my ethnically diverse friend.
>>215388600>Arabic language is descended from jew languagesNo, both descended from aramaic
>>215397970I guarantee that I am both whiter and calmer than you are
>>215397937>i heard voice and had visions, guys!>I swear it counts!
>>215388844Fievel was amazing
>>215397937He had a vision of him. He never met him in person. People who claim to have seen Jesus in a vision are a dime a dozen.
>>215397993You are the one screaming in all caps. And no, philipinos aren't white.
>>215398054>You are the one screaming in all caps.I'm not, actually. I know this might be difficult to wrap your small mind around, but you're actually conversing with several different people here.
>>215389832>Jews had a religionJews are the religion. "Jews" is the name for the followers of judaism.
>>215390162That's because jews are a religious group. They started as the followers of Akhenaton who tried to imolement monotheism. When he died, the clergy of egypt reestablished the traditional religion and persecuted his followers. That is why jewish mythology begins with the Exodus.
>>215398275So jews didn't exist or were a small minority within Judea until around 2 century bc.
>>215397847Moses was a prince/cleric in the court of Akhenaton
>>215398781And your source is...
>>215397650The old testament is a book of myths and legends that were loosely based on reality. The new testament is a book of myths and legends that are more down to earth.
>>215398322Nice fanfic
>>215400284It is actually historic fact
>>215398864
>>215388571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JusQxiTXnEThey have to quit calling the Exodus pharaoh Rameses. It was Amenhotep II.
>>215398864That's like asking for source for when Hitler became chancellor
>>215388600its mostly since jews want to kill all goys, and muslims fallow the pedo lunatic that wanted to conquer the planet, so despite the same origins 2 of the branches want to kill everybody else
