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PREVIOUSLY:
>Sam, Emily and Farida left the secret room and entered the house
>They did so by crawling through the eye mirror and waking everyone up
>Before anyone had a chance to come to terms with whats going on, and fully wake up, Farida's by their bed spitting facts at them
>Feyisola got extremely salty because Farida told her all she does is talk politics and is boring and her and Zelah are dry
>Farida made Teja cry by calling her a follower
>Farida made Marcus completely crash out by saying he's too focused on the showmance
>The last 15 minutes of the show was just Marcus having a complete meltdown
>In less than 24 hours she'd sent the house into a complete frenzy

TONIGHT:
>The housemates nominate!
>Farida and Emily are immune, Sam isn't
>Farida and Emily can nominate
>Caroline is still immune from buying the immunity pass
>Late and Live revealed Farida has nominated Teja and Elsa
>Apparently a housemate got five nominations

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Last night's live stream summary. They spent most of the live stream hiding each other's stuff and playing pranks.

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Farida apparently doesn't put her clothes in the wardrobe she just has them in a plastic bag by her bed

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Moar milktruck needed

>>215394764
Why don’t people clean up the place it’s a mess.

Srry for chimping out babez

>>215395048
I'd say this is the messiest house for sure

>>215395048
For me, it's the table with a billion make-up bottles on it.

>Elsa farts mid apology

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>>215395067
>Sorry for giving you a black eye babez
>Sorry for breaking your nose babez
>Sorry for stabbing you to death babez

honestly can we get rid of OG cameron now he's boring af, and tate, 2 free evictiones right there

Based Caroline. Kick out the niggers.

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>>215395118
>>215395118
Thanks for visitin babez I knew we'd be foreva

emily's much fitter in motion than in her twitter pictures

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>>215395132
>Yes, goyim, get the white males out.

DANNY DYER M8
PROPA HARD MAN

>>215395184
I'm still curious about her titty scar though. Is it a scar, birthmark? Someone needs to ask.

>>215395203
He's getting embarassingly old now

Based Emily. Get the belligerent chimps out.

>Its gonna be Marcus, Teja, Feyisola up probably
KINO

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Based OG nominating the future wife murderer and the frigid slag.

Holy based Richard. Don't use the Lord's name in vain, nigger! In all seriousness he makes a good point since she's always bitching about language.

And fuck you tranny.

Based Richard

>Elsa nominating Zelah for making bitchy comments
Interesting. If only ITV would fucking show us this.
>Nominating Tate because he nominated Tejah
Virtue signaling retard.

>Niggersola nominating the white males
Sasuga.

My first nomination is TIT

>Jenny nominating Tate because he isn't an uppity cunt like her
>and Nancy
Lol ok fat cunt.

>Nancy nominating Tejah
Based booba Queen is getting redpilled.

>>215395387
It was tit

>Marcus nominating Nancy because of twerking
Translation: She isn't interested in my nigger arse so she can go to hell.
>and Sam
Lol just fucking call him a faggot. You know you want to.

Teja - 4
Feyisola - 2
Marcus - 2
Nancy - 3
Zelah - 2
Tate - 3
Richard - 1
Jenny - 1
Elsa - 1
Sam - 1

Woaaaaah, Mr Vegas

>twerking is for special occasions
kek

>Tate nominating Jenny for bitching behind Nancy's back
Based
>Nominating Feyisola because gay mongrel simpery
Cringe as fuck. Did the right thing for entirely the wrong reason.

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>Nigjah nominating the white dude she wants to fuck and the white babe she will never be

>Zelah nominating Tate because BLAH BLAH BLAH
Pfft.
>and Marcus for chimping out
Broken clocks are right twice a day I guess.

BASED OG CAM

>Sam nominating Feyisola and Jenny
Crazy that he was up these bitches arses for the first two weeks. We're really seeing a redemption arc for this fruity lad.

Really thought it'd be Feyisola, Teja and Marcus.
Voting to save Tate and Nancy.

BASED FARIDA
MAKE FEYISOLA SEETHE

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>>215395652
I want him to get the 100k so he can further support the British farming industry.

>We're not performing monkeys
Feyisola, Tejah and Marcus are.

>>215395701
He looks cute animated

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>>215395687

0f73n f0rg375 @ 9 4n0n SCHPECKING! in late

missed it watching the footie today

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>Considering nominating Richard
Fuck you. Also way to break the rules, retard.

>>215395773
FUCKING HELL
ketted up big time

>>215395779
nah i've been off the ket since friday

4 on Nancy and a cheeky 1 on Tate

i am actually gonna set a daily 9pm alarm as the threads are extra dead if i'm not here and now i've had a lot of missed eps recently i worry people are gonna think it's too rubbish posting here now and long off the threads entirely

>>215395824
They pretty much died during mid week 2 when George left and it got mega boring. I think it picked up once Nancy and Jenny started fighting then even more once Farida arrived

>>215395673
>Tate
Fuck that. I ain't saving that sheet of wallpaper just because his breathing pisses off the offended-by-everything spastics. Pour all our votes into Queen Nancy. He's especially redundant since we still have OG and Richard.

>>215395824
If you think its dead now wait till tomorrow for Traitors. Also damn you've missed all the Farida chaos?

>>215395861
This might be our only chance to get Teja and Feyisola out though

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>Marcus and Elsa's mums
Oh that's gonna be a treat!

>>215395824
My highlight this week is Hollyoaks later on Wednesday.

>They're not the father, they're the sperm donor
Fuck off, tranny retard.

>>215395900
Remember it's Vote to Save. Just don't vote for them lol

Farida is too fucking funny man, literally the best person they could have brought back, the producers actually made a good decision for once

>squished
is it fuck

>>215395944
Yeah thats what I meant for a vote for Tate because he'll obviously go due to being the boring one.

Find a girl who looks at you like Nancy looked at Jenny just there.

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>>215395946

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>>215396001

>>215395946
She definitely works better in this series than 2023. She's the wrecking ball this year so desperately needed. desu my main memory of it is Farida vs. Kerry, sure she pissed off others but meh.

i feel like they should just string up and quarter Tate live on air then eat him, would be mega lolz

Farida has now made Teja and Caroline cry. Speaking of Teja, another Teja crashout right now over Farida.

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wtf is she talking about?

>>215396032
And has now made Feyisola cry

>>215396019
I think she works better as a late entry in general. She works better upending the house dynamic like a tornado. So she might have faired better in the first series if she came in later too.

>>215396057
Also triggered the fuck out of Elsa and Marcus. ngl I wish she'd dig into Jenny more. Miss Piggy seriously needs taking down a peg.

>>215396019
Random shit I remember outside of Kerry:
>Ate Olivia's fish in front of her
>Took Henry's Pot Noodle and ate it
>Said to Hallie she doesn't understand "The Trans"
>Called Tom Zak and Zak Tom
>Asked Dylan "Where's Dylan?"

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KEZZA SIGHTING

I really want to say Nancy should be a dead cert to stay this week but with the faggotry amongst the audience you can never me sure. In order of vote she should get the most, followed by Tate. Black bitches should be joint last, I guess it comes down to whether the Twitter mongs side with young black bitch or old black bitch. Really hope it's a Double Eviction.

The bimbos behind Chesney would get it.

>Two Will shows in a row
Not that I'm complaining but what's up with AJ.

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Of course the boomer faggot is a Tejah arselicker. It's like he's reading off a script.

>>215396169
I think she got in trouble for yelling down the corridor it's a fake eviction. I bet the housemates heard.

The femoids preening in front of the mirrors and painting a new face over their old face is so embarrassing, I don't know how they dare do it on camera or in front of others

That twerking shite is a real bollocks reason. Enough that Big Brother should have called Marcus on his bullshit.

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>>215396220
>tfw it's Friday night and Will is standing there with Emma Willis

Holy shit that smokers voice

ITT: fags and women

>>215396264
Post cock

>>215396264
Nobody asked for your life story

BANG OUT OF ORDAH!

>Callum

For me, it's the girl in green behind Will.

>>215396409
What the hell is even that?

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CLEAN IT UP JENNY

Anon who usually does the nomination summaries here, sorry i'm watching on +1 got distracted by the footie

>>215396463
Total nominations graph.

>>215396475
All good! I ended up doing it

>>215396475
>>215396514
The show should just do it. They used to then randomly stopped.

>>215395387
And she pronounces it 'Tit'
>>215396514
ah good man

>Marcus' mudshark mum not even acknowledging his chimp out
I guess she's used to this behaviour, huh.

>Elsa's waste of a mum completely sucking Marcus's arse, not even fucking acknowledging the chimp out
Honestly this explains literally everything about Elsa.

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>>215396861

>Making Farida hijack the plane as part of the task
UH YIKES

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>That blink and you'll miss it shot of tiny Will looking up at giant Amelia Rose

>>215396895
>She'd be telling the pilot how to fly that plane and it'd be absolutely terrifying.
Will knows.

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>>215396471
o i am laffin

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>Don't discuss nominations or you will be punished.
>*discusses nominations*
>You will be punished.
>Nani?
God, Elsa is such a mong.

>The tards that go to Chesney Queershite's gigs in the year 2025 are mongs who hate Emily
Quelle surprise

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>Sam twerking in a mankini with Nigel Farage

>Adding in a mankini
Based totally not gay Chesney Hawkes.

>Sam took a picture of himself in a pink thong in his nan's swimming pool
>He deleted it
The most tragic case of lost media ever.

>Before entering the house: I'm gonna stir the pot.
>In the house: I'm not here to stir the pot.
Delightfully devilish, Farida.

>Tejah crying broke my heart
She's not your daughter, she's a nigger.

Based Farida dabbing on zoomers in two series

>Chesney: Tell the housemates there's a pandemic
>Kerry: Tell them the audience wants Caroline and Richard to get together
>Amelia: Tell Emily that Nancy has the hots for her so they get together
Surprisingly based audience panel.

GET
THE BALDIE
OUT

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>Unironically proposing to your buttbuddy on Late & Fucking Live
Absolutely abhorrent. Sam could literally get fucked in the arse on the live stream and it wouldn't be gayer than this.

>>215397352
What I'd do. Say that "The outside world knows about the secret romance" and then not elaborate.

Looks like Farida has been tarting up Elsa. Based.

>>215397468
Elsa is just missing the hijab and it's complete.

Imagine your proposal being on Big Brother Late and Live of all things. Fucking embarrassing.

>The guy being proposed to doesn't even watch Big Brother he just got dragged along.
Even more embarrassing.

>>215395847
i think that's around when i stopped remembering every night (can't remember)
really was bad timing for me to do that with traitors etc

>>215395882
i've seen the episodes, couple times i was here 15 mins or so behind

>>215395919
this was such kino when sarah and zoe did the parachute jump

they should do a big brother apartheid as a twist

>>215397597
>really was bad timing for me to do that with traitors etc
Next ep is tomorrow so I expect another dead thread. But I've noticed Wednesday episodes are always shit, I wonder if its on purpose.

>>215395824
>>215397597
There's usually a drop off of posters halfway through the series but yeah this one has had a big one. I mean around the time everyone in the thread said they were tapping out. Which is a shame because it has actually gotten better.

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Current odds has these four as the top four to win.

Just watched late and live, the guy who got proposed to is either mentally not all there or he's not too sure about it

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Marcus and Teja are having a deep conversation about playing Monopoly

>>215399033
Well you can't say no on live TV

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Christ, this shit is beyond cringe. Tejah/Marcus/Mate all can't get evicted soon enough.

Nancy's cute little butt :3