Why is this so good?
because you have minus 3 iq
>>215397063
>>215397024The more hardcore reinterpretation of the source material worked in this case because the original Transformers was a poorly animated television program whose writing was based solely on the need to sell new toys.
>>215397024Linkin Park + Peak Megan Fox = Kino. It's also a good microcosm of the 2000s when life was better.
>>215397024You were 13.
>>215397024cause it was directed by Michael Bay
>>215397024It wasnt good. Its just that everything that came after it was bad, therefore making it look good.
>>215397063My IQ is 3 digits.
>>215397024It was the beginning of the end. It was shit. You couldn't understand a thing that was going on with the terrible graphics. Story was interesting though.
It was a different timeline, you would never understand.
>>215398804Yeah, 024.
>>215397024Michael Bay is a genius because of his child-like mind:>Cool cars>They turn into cool robots>Nerdy character with comedic improv>Hot Bimbo Megan Fox>Esteemed actors John Turturro and Jon Voight>Military PornIt's amazing how simple the appeal is of Transformers but that new one completely missed it. This is for children. Think about what children think is cool.
>>215397024The CG for this movie is still unmatched and it came out almost 20 years ago.
It takes itself just seriously enough. Similar to the new Apes movies it doesn't let the fact that its characters are CGI novelties limit re them from being characters. It gives you what you want, which is a story about honour and courage and doing the right thing even if it's difficult, without tainting it with millennial cynicism.
>>215399333it's because of all the moving parts which is hilarious because one of the complaints when it came out that there was way too much going on with the transformers
>The CG for this movie is still unmatched and it came out almost 20 years ago.
The first one and Dark Of The Moon are the best
>>215399392One of? I remember I was dizzy watching this.
>>215399395Name one (1) movie released within the past 10 years that has CG on par with or better than Transformers 07.
>>215397024God.. I watch those movies i remember Iraq War for some reason lmao
>>215399333That’s because they began to outsource cgi to save a buck. Think about what we could achieve today if everything weren’t JEETED.
>>215397063The decepticon barricade is cool for the emblem, to punish and enslave.
>>215397024because of the Skorponok scene
>>215399300if by children you mean young guys then yeah
>>215397024never bet against Bay
>>215397024>SPOOKY 9-2>BRING THE RAIN
>>215397024Anyone got webms of the base attack ? The music was excelent.
>>215399693I mean a big joke was having the pet dog hump stuff. Im thinking right around 12 year old boys.
>>215399333word
>>215397024Peter Cullen's voice
>>215400083wrong webm
>>215400085Has any Hollywood blockbuster been able to top this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMsrAOctdU
>>215400098Fucking kino
What went so horribly wrong?
>>215397024It’s cheesy and dumb but you can tell they were actually trying on this one. The cgi is very good, and you can feel Spielberg was actually involved as a producer on this one. It has a bit of that Amblin charm and a lot of Bay’s worst impulses are toned down. Everything went downhill from here
>>215400187
>inhales
>>215399419Avatar 2
>>215397024Orci screenplay.
>>215400374WHAT I'VE DOOOONNNEEEEEE
>>215400187I love how reddit hates Michael Bay and says he ruined transformers when they've made two movies after him and they're both gigantic pieces of shit worse than any of the Kino Bay made. Worse than the piece of shit Bay made too in TLK. It's almost like they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
>>215400549TLK still has some kino moments.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAZxChAwfs
A-10s BRRRRRRRTing transformers is fucking awesome holy shit I miss GWOT burger aesthetics so damn much
>>215399333Honestly one of the coolest things to me is that all the robots are to scale with what they turn into. Great attention to detail.
>>215397024Its a giant ad for the military targeting young goys
>>215398362Wrong. I was 20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxPB6BNPf5QThe most menacing the Decepticons have ever been.
>>215397024Are any of the sequels worth watching?
>>215397024Because cutting edge military arsenals fucking rule. And transforming cars and jets fucking rule. And Megan Fox fucking rules. The more and more Transformery the movies got the worse they became.
>>215400549god the reddit Transformers sub is pure cancer. It's just a lefty political sub at this point.
>Arrives>Transforms>Is immediately fired upon>Quickly achieves his primary goal>Proceeds to slaughter everyone on-screen to make sure there's no witnesses>Prioritizes eliminating evidence of his presence by targeting anyone with a camera>Says absolutely nothing throughout all of itThe franchise peaked on this scene. It should've been the tone of the whole movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATRmESixBBc
>>215401088>>215401831I still remember seeing this scene in theaters. Absolute kino, and peak Bay.
>>215400281>The cgi is very goodHere we go again...
>>215400694Why do you zoomers suddenly pretend that the Iraq and Afghan wars were cool and soulful, and always refer to them as the "GWOT"? It's a dead giveaway you weren't alive at the time; they comprised the larger War on Terror but no one gave a fuck about the global aspect of it or mentioned it in the name.Hell, for a while, Iraq was commonly called the "Second Gulf War".
>>215401088Dark of Moon is good and Revenge of Fallen has grown on me for prime Megan Fox
>>215402529it's so obvious they ran out of time on this movie. compare the cgi in the first webm to this one. this one looks unfinished kek. i wish they finished it for the bluray since it made a billion dollars
Bizarre seeing the cultural revisionism on these movies, nobody liked these nobody had anything good to say about these until post COVID must have been some YouTuber released an essay that you all watched so you could pretend they was your friend
>>215402572>nobody liked these
>>215401088The beginning of Dark of the Moon right up until the title screen where it changes tone to a shot of the new chicks ass is easily some of the best few minutes of any movie ever made. The entire movie is very high highs with a couple lows thrown in.
>>215402053The first one had very good fx
>>215402572just because you get your thoughts from a youtuber doesn't mean everyone else does. I still have all my Bayformer toys.
>>215400751The fighter jet is famously too tiny in the movie retard
>>215402794which is why Starscream looks like a dorito, he was scrunched up retard
>>215397024because it was before we all realized it was the jews and they unleashed marxism as an act of desperation.
and Optimus was pretty coola true Patriot
>>215402572Looks like your little culture war didn't take, bro. It's one thing to tear something down. You still have to actually deliver results with your alternative. That's where it all fell apart and not just with Transformers.
>>215400374>>215400481Still the coolest fade out in cinema history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMsrAOctdU
>>215402572kek you did the meme
>>215402572The first Bayformers has been considered kino since day one, zoomer.
>>215402572I never understand why you faggots think a small group of people voicing their opinions on something suddenly constitutes as “muh cultural revisionism”. I’ve always liked Transformers (2007) TM ya fucking faggot, so don’t get your panties in a bunch
>>215403186zoomers will never have this
>>215403212
>>215399953this anon gets it, only children have pets which you can tell because most social media about pets is posted by children rather than adults
>>215402688this shit is so gay. this entire movie is a travesty. transformers one mogs this.
>>215403212They will never feel the pure testosterone of this scene.
>>215403340if I ever get rich I want to buy that car. Or any yellow sports camaro.
>>215402832any other director would just have the jet fly forward and then transform. only michael bay is genius enough to have it do a fucking sideways cobra into a reverse transformation. the man is a legitimate genius.
What are your thoughts on GI Joe crossover? Personally I think it's gay as fuck
>>215403387lol those movies were so bad.Rock and Channing Tatum with Bruce Willis phoning it in was a recipe for disaster.
>>215403387Could not care less. All the GI Joe movies sucked and they've rebooted it like 3 times. Who the fuck has ever cared about gi joe
>>215403340>>215403372the slow fade in music was chefs kisshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3q2-GY5-9g
>>215400187>What went so horribly wrong?>Cast 2 ugly brown niggers as the leads>Movie bombsHmm i wonder why
>>215403577the director is also a nigger kek
>>215402572it's more:>selection bias people who did not like them are likely to skip this thread >nostalgia/memesnearing 20 years since the first movie>spitefor the annoying shitlibs who whine about itThere isn't a big serious push to pretend Transformers was actual cinema or change the narrative around them, it's just a bit of fun.
>>215403212bruh :skull: that's a high school kid?!?
>>215403593the movie is so opposite of modern woke movies that it makes it look like pure kino
even the quality of this movies CGI is better than modern CGI ffs
>>21540257100% correct. None of the Bayformers were ever good except for the first one which was slightly above average at the time.
>>215397024Because it had SOUL. Bayformers 1 might be one of the most underrated films ever made and I mean that with complete sincerity. Bayformers 1 is fucking kino.>WHAT I'VE DOOOOONE
>>215403593I remember watching this in IMAX. Best use of IMAX in a movie, ever. Fucking all of Optimus Prime from top to bottom in full frame IMAX juxtaposed with the massive trees in the forest, he just looked huge the scale was insane.
>>215403612yeah it's crazy how much bad will modern shit has created
>>215403611yes and?
>>215403662>Bayformers 1 might be one of the most underrated films ever madeUnderrated? Seriously?
>>215403690this bitch is a kino machine
>>215403692Yes.It's that good.
>>215397024That transformer skating through the bus is the most kino thing I've seen
>>215403715it's crazy how Jason had both Megan Fox & her.He's the number 1 cope of all baldlets.
>>215403729Wtf he fucked megan fox?
>>215397024My favorite scene in any transformers movie and the scene i burst out laughting and couldnt contain myself to the point people in the cinema started bitching at me to be quiet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlbdoCsA3Q
>>215403690yikes... creeps actually watched these sicko groomer movies? this is as bad as that anime crap...
>>215403741>scenes only men would understandMichael Bay was too high test for his haters
>>215403212>>215403340Dumb nigger, I'm a zoomer ('98) and I grew up watching this movie almost every night before bed (I am autistic and couldn't fall asleep unless I experienced kino beforehand).
>>215399333>>215400098>>215401088>>215402832>>215403340One of the best things about the Transformers movies is the sound design. Absolute kinoYou can tell Bay is 100% autistic about the sound effects, he always wanted things to sound as cool as possible
>>215403779>I am autistic
>>215403690
>>215403792based
>>215403782I couldn't believe in Transformers 4 there was a transformer that kills other transformers
>>215403757shia hyperspeed crackhead energy stomping the shit out of his car in front of his girlfriend and her boss is just, it fucking gets me everytime lol
Why did michaela call spielberg hitler
>>215403832israel duh
>>215403792holy based
>>215402216>Why do you zoomers suddenly pretend that the Iraq and Afghan wars were cool and soulful,Two reasons1. Nostalgia for the 00s2. Compared to current wars such as the one in Ukraine, they were a lot more soulful. OOH RAH MUHREENS blowing up ragheads in the desert with $20 million missiles and state of the art 21st Century Warfighter(TM) equipment will always be cooler and more soulful than slavs dying in the mud to $30 ebay drones.
>>215403340>>215403513God it was so great to be a male back then.I feel so sorry for todays male generation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVl4_hxMDcA
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpSMg-zRnOw
>>215402216cause it was the last era before attack drones and other gay bullshit. strapping guns and bombs to uavs is just completely soulless.
>>215403963never forget what they took from you...
>>215403729wait he did? When?
>>215403792can you blame him?
>>215403729>>215403737>>215404034I'm having a serious case of Mandela effect right now...I'm sure there were rumors about them fucking during the height of their careers and yet there's nothing about it on the internet.
what went wrong?
>>215404092Marketing
>>215397024Another zoomer/tranny discord raid slide thread.>discord tranny posts thread>posts link on discord server>hey fellow troon freaks I have made a shill thread right here saying troonformers was actually good>be sure to bump it and all the other slide threads>and make sure to accuse anyone of calling it out a liberal>they don't wanna be accused of being a liberal now do they?>also say anyone who doesn't like it is a zoomer to cause confusion>this will show the heckin chudsAnd that is how and why you see these threads on /tv/ and 4chan as a whole now, because these freaks are constantly organising these raids on discord. Around the clock, 24/7 for YEARS on end, now just imagine how catastrophically mentally ill that means these freaks of nature truly have to be that obsessed and mind broken by a bit of trolling and memes made by people on here that they exact revenge for this long, so dedicated.And also realise these freaks are somehow not in asylums and are allowed to walk freely in society. There is hope though, every so often one of them joins the 41% of its kind and they're unlikely to ever reproduce.
>>215404092turned Megatron into a nigger.I could hear the melanin & lack of impulse control through the screen.
>>215404075rumors that shia and megan were fucking but I don't remember Jason
>>215400098The sound of the tires whirring in this scene has stuck with me for nearly two decades at this pointPure kino
>>215404107no u
>>215404065Bay could really pick them
>>215404151Bay was the last unapologetically masculine director. no wonder all the jewish critics review bombed everything he did till he quit.
>>215404092nothing, this movie is as good as the bay kinos
>>215402572I always liked the first and third movies. Robot stuff was kino. Military stuff kino. Most of the other human stuff varied from ok to cringeworthy. Shia LaBeouf was always an annoying faggot. Simple as.
>>215404182Pain and Gain was a good movie too
>>215404092Nothing, this was actually solid but it flopped due to horrid marketing. Made it seem like another "Uhhh....he's right behind me, isn't he?" Marvelslop movie.
>>215404151
>>215404182>>215404217Yup, I'm thinking kino.
>>215404230>Made it seem like another "Uhhh....he's right behind me, isn't he?" Marvelslop movieit literally was a reddit tier marvelslop movie though
>>215404259It literally wasn't. It was a very good and faithful telling of the origin of Optimus Prime and Megatron that actually respected its audience's IQ.
>>215404286It's not faithful though? Their origin story is very different from the original
>>215404302we never knew how good we had it...
>>215404286faithful how? Optimus wasn't a clerk, Megatron wasn't a gladiator.
>>215404302insane
>>215404302why was she dressed as a powerpuff girl
>>215404370>shutin has never seen a woman wear a sundress before
>>215404311>>215404352Faithful in the sense that it stuck to the original tone of the series instead of Bayslop.
>>215404409the direction is so bad in this. looks like a newground flash animation with a 100 million dollar budget.
>>215404380https://youtu.be/DBVUDkpzdEk
>>215404427>>215404424this is faithful to the G1 cartoon you retarded tourist
SO GIVE ME REASON TO PROVE ME WRONGTO WASH THIS MEMORY CLEANLET THE FLOODS CROSS THE DISTANCE IN YOUR EYESGIVE ME REASON TO FILL THIS HOLECONNECT THE SPACE BETWEENLET IT BE ENOUGH TO REACH THE TRUTH THAT LIESACROSS THIS NEW DIVIDE
>>215404424Yeah, no. The tone is nothing like the series. And it's quite clear you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. >It was a very good and faithful telling of the origin of Optimus Prime and Megatronlol just stop before you embarass yourself further.
>>215404302>>215404360there were just random hot chicks everywhere what a contrast to today's movies
>>215404456
>>215397024Every Transformers fan I've met was autistic
>>215402866so in the future trans people will have dogs in their chest instead of boobs?
>>215404478or a Chad>>215403788
>>215404456It was better when fat greedy coked up jews controlled hollywood. We didn't know how good we had it.
>>215404478have you tried to transform one of the toys? You have to be
>>215403715
>>215404541fuck sex, I want a guns and violence in my trans movies.
>>215404450>>215404455BTFO
TLK had some kino moments.
>>215404636the cgi was distractingly bad in TLK. you could tell this was pretty much when VFX all turned into pajeets around this time.
>>215397024Just one of those turn your brain off movies
>>215404654>TFW the CG got progressively in each movie Rise of the Beasts has some downright embarrassingly bad CG in it.
>>215404636Which one was it the chinese cube transformers?
>>215404684age of extinction
>>215404682progressively worse*
>Use Beast Wars>nothing in common with the actual show
>>215403212I'd pop the hood on her car if you know what I mean
>>215404456>>215404472>here are actors for the tech nerds Mr.Bay...>ok that's good, but lets add a little something that all medn would understand not just the nerds, we want to be inclusive after all.
>>215404754Me on the right
>>215404697oh, what the fuck was TLK about then? Was that the one with the sick black car for the villain with the head gun?
>>215404754he really was a genius.
>>215404754Bay does diversity without it feeling like DEI. How does he do it bros.
>>215404754shame she never appeared again, same with the black one.
>>215404754Aussie accent on women is nice
>>215404789>makes the two racist robots
>>215404778TLK is optimus turning evil and megatron somehow magically being back and he tries to bring cybertron to earth again I think? I honestly forgot. the head gun is AoE too.
>>215404840two MEXICAN racist robotsagain...pure genius
>>215404854No they were blacks
>>215400187They didn’t do Dinobots Code of Hero storyline.
>>215404789>redskinsmega based
>>215404865oh sorry my mistakebut that's even bettereven my mistake makes him even more of a genius
>>215404841this villain was so retardedly cool>I too have a saying, I don't careAnyone have a webm of him transforming and aurafarming?
>>215404892
Why do Chinamen like these movies so much?
>>215404877No worries frend, we all make mistakes
>>215404112Megatron was always black-coded chud>violent psychopath>loves destroying stuff>blames whitey (the autobots) for everything>wants to kill whitey (the autobots)>leader of a violent gang>loves to steal energon
>>215404916They do?
>>215404942I just don't like how they talk
>>215404906lol that's just so pointless yet badass entrance. Do you have him as a car though through that smoke?
>>215404916transforming robots>>215404949yea, all the best third party transformers toys are chink made https://youtube.com/shorts/cVBqy0VXyIc?si=qT5aIQACToFTFjm2
>>215404942Megatron? More like Niggatron LMAO
>>215404942Now steelman why Optimus is bad
>>215404949i dunno abt chinks but I was in Japan when it released and the nips loved it cuz it was so american
Peter Cullen will die during your lifetime.
Bay was so ahead of his time.
>>215405025japs just love transforming robots in general
>>215405061KEKW
How come Megatron and Optimus have never combined?
>>215405025Uhh japan created transformers lol
>>215405129And they loved the American adaptation.whats your point nerd?
>>215405129they didn't retard, stop embarrassing yourself. American chads took unrelated japanese toys from many different series and created Transformers. The toys the original Transformers show was based on were old japanese toys, but the Transformers lore and brand were entirely American .
>>215399333Baykino
>>215400083Looks like shit jeez
>>215403230imagine being the guy who had to sit there and spray water on Megan Fox's belly fuzz before every take. haha
it really is sadI mean the hottest actress they have today is Sydney Sweeney we had porn stars hotter than her ffs
>>215405414probably Bay himself did that
>>215405630we have snood
>>215405749WOULD
>>215405749WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?!
I love bumblebee
>>215397024some of the music was really good as well from the sequelsAutobots reunite, We have to go, Scorponik or whatever
>>215406005I look like this
>>215406005He cute
>>215400340It's a bit difficult for me to hate this because I had fantasies of this same thing when I was a kid, after seeing TF07 and Iron Man 1.
>>215406018>ScorponikGod that entire fucking scene was absolute and unadulterated KINOGRAPHYhttps://youtu.be/BiBmRXITUQ8
>>215406111Yea but I would just want to be ironman, not combine the two
>>215405053>Batman is dead>Optimus Prime is nearing death's doorI hate time
Reminder that this nigga had over 80,000 moving parts and ended up destroying one of the computers used to render him.
>>215406771imagine the dude at the computer's face when he realized all devastator did was walk around and then get shot
>>215406771I love all the Bayformers designs but holy shit this one is just straight up crap. So messy. I can't even tell where his eyes are. And why is he a dog? The whole point was a giant robot.
>>215406771good lordhttps://youtu.be/TLhJ_tY04Lo
>>215406867He was more Quasimodo than dog, but i agree.
>>215404213shia being a college schizophrenic in transformers 2 is my spirit animal
>>215406978Lol even the colors don't make sense. Why are both arms yellow, but only one leg yellow? Wouldn't two green legs look way better?
>NOOO OPTIMUS THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!>FUCK THE CHILDREN!wtf was his problem?
>>215404092I liked a lot this movie
>>215407128kill all race traitors
>>215398818>It was shit. You couldn't understand a thing that was going on with the terrible graphics.You gotta be kidding me, nigga. Transformers 2007 CGI still puts most modern CGI to shame.
>>215403690Megan must have been pissed when this chick replaced her.
>>215404065>>215404151>>215404239LITERALLY the only reason this chick was cast in Transformers is because her dad is a multi-billionaire businessman and investor. He probably paid Michael Bay under the table to put her in the movie to "launch her career".
>>215407384imagine what she had to do to get him to cast her in Ninja turtles
>>215407449Also Bay got to fuck her
>>215404526Why'd they bother with turning into cars?
>>215404302Look at that attention to detail with the shadow and sunlight moving on the girl, you don't see that kind of shit anymore with modern CGI.
>>215397024I saw it in theaters at an early screening the day before it released with my younger brother. Theater was only a quarter full because not many knew about it. Very kino.
The only people that don't like these movies are into the idw comics which has trannies in them
>>215407575aura farming
>>215401831>the original transforming sound as he starts to transform
>zoom zoom retards grew up with this garbage>have never seen the 86 movie>they also thing TF:One is kinoGRIM
>>215407817the 86 movie was crap thoughthey tried to replace Optimus with some twink faggot and immediately regretted it and revived Optimus right after
One of the most kino scenes ever made
