>Tomorrow, we'll blast your quads.>blastUh, bros?
>>215399219I'm too scared to go to the gym because people will make fun of me behind my back
>>215399239Don’t be. Just rerack your weights, wipe down the equipment, and don’t wear jeans. No one worth your time will laugh. Most people at the gym are helpful.
>>215399239Go really early in the morning. Morning gymcels dgaf
>>215399239So buy home gym equipment until you are confident enough to go to the gym
>>215399239Walk in naked and masturbate while staring at the dumbbells, people will be scared to make fun of you instead
>>215399239That's a reasonable assumption considering your appearance. Do it anyhow.
>>215399239I just smoke weed before the gym and space out the entire time with headphones in.
>>215399239Im cut and jacked and swol and i still feel that way
>>215399219That is a common expression. >>215399239Gymbros are nice to newbies (if you are humble). You watched too many movies.
>>215399239Everyone at the gym is too focused on their own shortcomings to care about yours. Just don't wear jeans or some shit like the other anon said.
>>215399239Don't worry they won't do that.They'll make fun of you to your face.
>>215399239No one cares.
>>215399301Bad advice. Dyels will just buy garbage then get bored of it when they realize it's something they have to do several times a week. It's better to just stop being a faggot and walk into the gym. Once you learn what lifts to do and equipment you need, as well as you're sure you'll stick with it, then you can consider a home gym.
>>215399703This. I've never seen anyone being made fun of for being out of shape or not lifting enough weight. The guys who scream during every rep get some eye rolls, but that's about it.
Gym Rules:1. Re-rack the weights.2. Don’t make equipment unavailable if you are not using it (e.g., sitting on a bench while scrolling on your phone).3. Use equipment properly (e.g., no curls in the squat rack).4. Clean up any mess you make (basically Rule 1 again but includes your sweat).5. Be quiet.
>>215399239Just use the machines and make sure you follow the diagrams so you're not doing a completely retarded movement that the machine isn't built for.
>>215399239Nobody cares at all. So long as you're wearing gym clothes and not doing something retarded.
