Are there any other nautical kinos I should watch? I just finished Master and Kinomander.
The Terror (season 1 obviously)The North Water
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>>215399747Captain Ron
>>215399945>>215400857>>215400953moar
>>215399747the hunt for red october, pirates of the Caribbean, life of pi, poseiden, the perfect storm
>>215399747Horatio Hornblower is the closest.>>215399945>Master and Commander but full of gay shitNo thanks
>>215399945>The Terror (season 1 obviously)I tried to go right into season 2 when I finished 1 last week.>queen of the faggots George Takei talking about boxing fishUgh. The Latina girl homeboy knocked up was pretty hot though.
>>215399747there are none. they all suck except for master and commander and crimson tide
>>215399747The Bounty
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>>215399747>Master and Commander>North Water>The Life Aquatic>Apocalypse Now>Curse of the Black Pearl>All is Lost>Jaws>Hunt for the Red October>Das Boot>U571>Hornblower>Captain Ron>Dead Calm>Waterworld>The Abyss>The Terror Season 1 with all Polar Bearpig frames removedI haven't seen Captain Phillips
>>215402169>JawsEspecially all the Quint parts.
>>215401290Seconding the Hornblower series. Pure kino
>>215399747Real story of the Essex stove in by a sperm whale
>>215401290This and To The Ends Of The Earth
>>215399747we gotchu senpai:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214628703
The Bounty (1984). Thank me later.
>>215403070>is secretely a retelling of treasure island in your pathToo bad it was woke as shit.Crossbones was shit too. And avoid Our Flag Means Death like a fat guy after a mexican buffet.Sorry. I don't have many good choices. I want pirate kino so bad though. Check out Black Sails though
>>215402378Moby Dickino?
>>215399747Sailor of the King and The Enemy Below are both underrated classics.
>>215403070>Black SailsI don't think I even made it through the first episode. It's like someone saw how successful Game of Thrones was so they decided to make a fantasy pirate show with all the gay porn and none of the plot.
>>215403093Black sails starts off so strong then goes woke and shits its pants so hard. Worth watching the first few seasons I forget when it gets bad.
>>215403263i liked it for a bit but it goes to shit real quick
>>215402378pretty good but very green movie
>>215403093>Michael Bay directedMight as well watch Battleship at least you can see Rhihanna's tits.
>>215403263>I don't think I even made it through the first episodeThe first season (and partly season 2) is rough. It was very obvious that Starz wanted another Spartacus and tried to shoehorn in as much sex, tits and foul language as possible. And this was peak GoT-Dicks, Tits and Weineers Extravaganza era when everyone cramed as much nudity into their shows as they could get away with.It's a hard sell because the show matures alot by the second half of season 2 and season 3 is mostly nautical kino, but that first season is so god damn juvenile it's cringy. Kinda like Star Trek Next Generation, the first season is mad cheesy and everything looks like cheap, italian B movie.
>>215403626>season 3Did you watch past that? Is this a mining for diamonds style show?
>>215403691I havent watched it since it aired, but I remember that season 3 and 4 became alot more serious, less focus on sex and over the top characters and more focused nautical kino, battles and characters. Like it figured out what kind of show it wanted to be and what the audience wanted to see, a show about piracy, not Guns 'N Pirates: Welcome To Bahamas.
>>215403626That's indeed a hard sell because I'm not going to start watching S3 with no context, but I distinctly remember abandoning S1 almost immediately. And it's really a pity because it's a genre ripe for more serious exploration (as opposed to "Pirates of the Caribbean"), hopefully with lots of real ships instead of CGI, and opportunities for historical/educational exposition about life at sea.
>>215399945fpbp
>>215399747here anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nr1AgIfajI
>>215402169>haven't seen Captain PhillipsIts a good movie, but completely divorced from the reality where the captain clearly fucked up then tried to martyr himself for losing his ship by trying to get the somalis to kill him. Then he wrote a book about what a hero he was, and unsuccessfully sued his crew for saying it was all lies.
>>215403805Right. We have plenty of movies about Ancient Rome. Even historical fiction in that period. But 1400's is an untapped mine. The only other thing we have is Assassins Creed 4 Black Flag and it has the misfortune of being attactched to Ass Creed
>>215403805You can start with season 2, as far as I remember thats when all the major plotlines really start.
>>215402378This is the only movie I've seen that gives me the same feel as Master and Kinomander, the Terror doesn't count because it's too cold the whole time They're keeping the sailing kino from us bros it's been going on for too long
>>215404031Forgot to mention Heart of the Sea starts with a guy trying to pay an old guy to tell the story, it's the perfect intro to a movie I love that stuff
>you know that story about the gentleman pirate?>Lets do that make him the most foppish, gay, man child character ever created by someone who isn't Seth Rogan. Could've been good. Have a high society try to fale it with a band of ruffians. But it was one of these nu-age comedies that's afraid to tell a joke. I stopped watching when they reveal Blackbeard is a woman. Yep. Just like Black Sails. The one thing I liked is the set pieces. This is what I want in an oceanic kino. If it doesn't look like a highschool play of Peter Pan I won't have fun. I want it bright and high contrast.
>>215404138Wait they made a Stede Bonnet show? Is it good?
>>215404214Anon. No. It's not.
I haven't seen it in years and don't even remember if it is good.
My favorite nautical kino
>>215399747that movie is fucking awesome anon, good for you, crazy to think it flopped when it came out, we were eating so well back in the days and we didn't know it
>>215403278You lost interest when 75 percent of the show was the women in the whorehouse spurging and gossiping. Late season 2 I think. Generally too gay as well.
>>215399747The Sand Pebbles (a genuinely good one)
>>215399747watch waterworld :)
>>215399747also down periscope is funny as shit
>>215399747The 7th Voyage of SinbadThe Golden Voyage of SinbadJason and the ArgonautsThe Odyssey TV miniseries (with Armand Assante)The Bedford IncidentThe Poseidon Adventure (original and remake)20,000 Leagues Under the SeaTreasure Island (1950 Disney movie and the 1990 TV movie with Christian Bale)The Sea HawkIn Harm's Way
>>215404138Isn't this full of gays and shit? I seem to recall the Tumblr fujos, what's left of them, being all over this show.
>>215404296it takes massive liberties with the actual historical events, and is overall a pretty meh moviebut the scene where the men have to go into the reactor to make repairs is absolute cinema, chills down your spine
>>215407056Yup
Master and Commander is like a microcosm of British male society.
its weird how somehow this movie about licking the queens boot over a genuine friendship somehow won /tv/ over.
I guess we lived near him, and my folks bumped into his parents and like, went over to his place a few times, and his parents have a huge life sized poster of kurt russel dressed up in the as the lead of the rocky horror picture show or something in the living room/dining room or something? i wasnt there so i cant fact check this, but i have no idea why my folks would like about this or even know what that movie was unless russels parents told them what it was
>>215401290the gay guy is unironically the villain of the entire series. its kinda weird how they got away with it
>>215399747Captain BloodThe Sea HawkMutiny on the Bounty (1935)The Black SwanTreasure Island (1950)The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
>>215408475in 1805 Great Britain was ruled by King George III, and destroying Napoleon was every honourable man's prerogative and ensured peace in Europe for 50 years.
>>215408675Napoleon wasn't the aggressor in those wars
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>>215402210More like Richard WETfuss!What a faggot.
>>215399747ice station zebra>tfw will never have a film print and take codeine all day
>>215399747...the original 50's-60's series 'The Buccaneers' on which 'Black Sails,' others are based.'To the Ends of the Earth' has some great moments.
>>215409073>'The Buccaneers' on which 'Black Sails,' others are based.BTW, 'The Buccaneers' is about cardinal virtues and so complete opposite in tone of commie-wokey 'Black Sails' which IMHO goes to hell by Season 2 though some great scenes after that worth the wait. You get a definite sense comparing the two of what is going wrong culturally and how evil these people are.
>>215401290Pure kino. The fact they built a real mock frigate for this is just the icing. My fav ep is the disillusioned boomer captain who takes it out on Horatio.
>>215399747The Bounty (1984)
>>215405222Forgot about this and you are right. Great
made me cry
Black and white version of mutiny in the bounty. Used to rent it from the library as a kid. Took like 4 vhs.
>>215399747Read the books by Patrick O'Brian that the movie was based on, they're excellent.
>>215409914take it to /lit/, I don't read
>>215409392in the span of 5 years I have watched this 2 times alreadygood boat kino and the IRL story is really interesting
>>215401867>perfect trilogy ruinedAfter boat 6 I completely stopped giving a shit
>>215411247>take it to /lit/, I don't read>I don't readYou'd fit in perfectly on /lit/
Das Boot or else you're a gay
>>215404138gay
>>215409015>ice station zebrathanks>>215409073>The Buccaneersthanks>>215409914I am
>>215404296>"A masterpiece" - Larry KingMy sides are in orbit
Obviously Das Boot, but, be forewarned, once you watch it you've seen the greatest boatkino ever put to film and everything else will pale in comparison.
