this is Lara Holleran (Jessica Biel) from Rules of Attraction
>>215400541I want to have sex fuck with her, if you catch my drift
>>215400541fat ass
Here comes a 20 hours thread with 95% of the posts being OP samefagging.
>>215400578the whole college fucked her, what are you talking?
post thot characters
The movie perfectly captures the vain, dumbfuck Gen X pseudo irreverence and it's hilarios that the goal was to provide smart commentaryIt makes it even better
>>215401445Megamind
>>215401542That reminds me that my original thread was going to be about asking if college people were like that back then
>>215401560Johnny Bravo
>>215401844>back thenHe hasn't been on tiktok
This scene was not in the original script
>>215400541Jessica Biel has horse teeth.
>>215402821No
>>215402791...Oh...she was a hollywood party girl. I believe it.
>>215400611This
>>215404064But Jimmy Kimmel told me that she does
>>215400949Collage killign movie.Laughing "men" shot.Subsonic the hegehog: I don't think so Tim.Shot. Killed. Good girls aren't sluts. They're sex toys.JB black hair, any, not the property of institutuin that experiments on animals and considers it innocent. Better luck nect crime. Today you die.Bang bang bang bangShot killed and the sex kittens (humans) get banged by dick."What do you mean i'm about to be killed?"I mean gaytime is over. Only straight on this plannet.
For me, it was her role as Erin in Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
>>215404630Schizo, a pox on you house.
>>215400591There really aren't shots of her ass in this movie.
>>215401445Apparently Dawson is on deaths door due to ass cancer, sad stuff
>>215400541>I was born in a holiday inn Why did she get so sad after having sex?
>>215404952>Why did she get so sad after having sex?they never said
>>215405177You're supposed to stay balls deep in girls like her and hold her while she sobs her way through whatever problems the sex she had helps her deal with. Slowly pumping into her and holding her help her get through it.At least that's what I do to wounded girls with high libidos.
>>215404952>>215405177i think she said a different thing in the book but maybe i'm wrong. might be thinking of marla singer
>>215401445I forgot how much I love this film. Need to get it on DVD if that's still possible?
>>215404874VAXXX status?
>>215405355You joke but whatever condition he had I think that exacerbated and accelerated his decline.
>>215405390I'm not kidding.VAXXXX causes turbo cancer. I know people who have gotten turbo cancer from this and it's happening everywhhere now. It's not isolated, it's not small. It's an epidemic.
>>215401445Its ok the character hangs himself later
>>215404630One of the most based posts I've ever read
>>215405249He wasn't really interested in her, she wasn't interested in him either, she just wanted to fuck anyone her roommate had a crush
>>215405428If true, how is DeNiro still running around?
>>215404874Damn that sucks. Cancer is fucking gay
>>215405498Trump got a COVID booster last week
>>215404952>Why did she get so sad after having sex?she knew she was just a hole to be used
>>215400541Halloran, you sub verbal Australopithecine
>>215405815well i'm pretty sure she only fucked him because her roommate was interested in her. she does the same thing later
>>215405815I knew many girls like that in my 20s.
>>215401542the fuck are you talking aboutYou will never know anyone else. Rock 'n' roll. Deal with it.
>>215401542It's a very loose re-telling of No Exit set in 90s college party life. It's somehow both ridiculously pretentious and incredibly crass and vulgar. It's not very good but it's an entertaining watch.
For me it's the suicide of the girl in the bathtub
>>215405428KYS nigger IQ debil
>>215404874>That recent picture of himHoly shit. How much longer he got?
>>215407711i don't wanna wait
>>215400541Why did Justin cheat on her?
L'ami CaouetteMe fait la têteQUA CAOUETTE
>>215401445Jesus you could play like three games of tic tac toe on that forehead
>>215405815>>215400541Huge mouth and teeth. Along with a huge ass. Her nose helps nothing. Ugly woman. to give her some credit, she WAS and I mean a long time ago, attractive in her early 20's. Honey, you ain't no more. Fug...
>>215401445Why the long face?
>>215407711His face seems to have gotten longer by 3 inches. Impressive.
>>215407711spoil thid
I remember this >>215407571but not this >>215405435
>>215402791>marries a senator and has 5 kids
>>215402791Biel made it an intentional point to be a sexualized slut in her early days of film so she could lose her "sweet Christian girl with wholesome family values" image she had in "Seventh Heaven."
>>215411563it was working, sadly she stopped
>>215407432>It's somehow both ridiculously pretentious and incredibly crass and vulgar.Why are you talking like pretentiousness and vulgarity are two things that can't coexist? You sound like the pretentious one here.
>>215400541Is this movie actually any good? Looks like it might be funny in-between fapping to Biel.
>>215401844Man, Biel really loves her group sex. She loves including in her films and shows. I guess the Miami orgy parties are true. Union probably turned out Biel years ago.
>>215401445he dead
>>215405830nobody got your reference
>14 hours ago>60 posts
>>215412141You won't get it,
>>215411186How do you not remember this.
>>215413107he didn't say he didn't remember
>>215413107he didn't die, it was a joke
>>215400578Oh shut up
>>215402791Gangbangs have to be one of the gayest things you can participate in as a straight gay, just short of actual gay sex.
>>215411563It was because she couldn't get a role in American Beauty
>>215400541Why can't I see this chick as anything other than an older sister and can't get horny about her? She's objectively incredibly sexy but I just can't look at her that way.
>>215414104Post your sister and we'll see why.
Getting tired of young brown zoomers finding their first white girl celeb crush.Giving the third world internet was a mistake.
>>215414326As much as you are correct, you also fail to recognize /tv/ has always been a board of thirsty retards posting girls they jerk off to and call their waifu
did this movie run in reverse?
>>215414672Correct, but I've noticed an uptick of zooms finally noticing the same chicks posted years before/etc/ from 20 years ago from the 2000s era.It's probably due to zoomers having no modern sex symbols and now they're all discovering all those from the 2000s before the ruined Obama 2010s media.Little column A, little column B.
>>215404863One of my favorite versions of Biel.
>>215405815HOLY SEXOOOOOOO
>>215414326>>215414672You can find threads about The Rules of Attraction as far as Archives allows you
>>215407782>gets gangbanged by an entire football teamWow I cant believe Justin cheated on her! Regardless you don't cheat on the hottest woman on the planet he is dumb.
>>215414672No. No. Back in my days we didn't have these doggurn whipersnappers messing up this place. It was pure civilized discussions about the intricacies of the Dutch angle and the meaning of music in a movie.
>>215413363Its only gay after 3 guys.Naturally women can fit 3 men at once at intended.
>>215400541I don't see her as hot and I don't really know why. She has a five-star body and there's nothing wrong with her face, but for some reason, she just does nothing for me.I don't know why.
>>215400541The dude who directed that did a great commentary track for Day of the Dead way back when. It’s so long ago, he refers to Land of the Dead as Dead Reckoning.
>>215404658She looks iconic as hell in that movie, like she could be from a Resident Evil game or something. She was such a fucking smoke show, and after a fairly recent rewatch a year or two back, I was surprised by how much see through tank top nipple you get that I never caught before. I’m going to have so much fun when we get some kind of Chinese unfiltered open source version of Sora 2.
>>215415746It's gay so as long as there are more men in the room than there are women.
Love dis movie
>"The End of the World" party scene was filmed on 11 September 2001
>>215407571I wonder why she was the only who showed her boobs
too much drugs
>>215414326Zoomers didn't know about Biel because she was essentially blackballed since 2008 for being against vaxx and calling out 'woke' before we even knew what it was "Hollywood doesn't want hot girls anymore. "
>>215416175but world didn't end
>>215415786All you need is to download about 50 pics of her and view them, you will be cured.
>>215415264Zoomers don't have a Biel no other generation does but some come close. The millennials are the bimbo generation low key. Pretty but dumb.
Brittany Murphy was at the premiere
>>215415786Too Perfect syndrome.She's so Perfect and flawless that it is boring and plain. It is why pornstar like sara Jay exist kek.
>>215415786Because you probably overloaded on porn so conventionally attractive girls don't do it for you anymore.
>>215418258>>215418208Both of these.
>>215418181No wonder I love hot airheaded girls so much.
>>215401445Is this shooped or something? I can't remember his head ever being this big.
>>215407432What? It's based on an Easton Ellis book of the same name - the main character is Patrick Bateman's younger brother.
>>215418258Yeah this. I only like girls with giant tits now. I hardly care about face anymore. All thanks to nearly 2 decades of big tiddy anime girls.
>>215418208there is nothing boring about this
>>215418619she is W I D E (and i love it)
>>215418208or plain
>21 hours ago
>>215418619I agree I was just trying to explain to him what might be happening to his mind.
>>215415728lies
>>215418808not really
>>215400541
>>215420030eh still wood
>>215420200of course
>>215420200recent
>>215400541Why would a university allow this movie to be filmed on its campus?
>>215419513I watched porn but checking my Biel folders always makes pp happy
>>215419120stop crying
>>215412190wtf you talking about
Did they ever list the rules? I don't remember.
>>215422712Jessica and Timberlake are best friends with the Dwyane Wade (pro ball player) and Gabe Union. Wade and union are known for throwing orgy/sex parties in Miami.
>23 hours ago
She looked good last night! Holy mackerel!!
>>215423066those thighs
>>215423066hagmaxxing
>>215421596Money and universities are ritualistic and filled with opportunistic jews
>>215400541kinotaranshitto could never
>>215423686>Here is the old lady I was telling you about
>>215401445INCELS RISE UPhe is literally me
>>215404952>Why did she get so sad after having sex?She believed giving it would be less painful than being taken by force.
>>215423909She looks ready to run for President
>>215424646Her feet are a national treasure along with her ass cheeks.
>>215414894The credits did, as a joke.
>>215423800But what about their prestige?
24 hours and counting, we can talk about Lara Holleran for another 24 hours, have a beer
>>215423066I have video but can't cut the kid
>>215418808>>215420030W I D E
>>215425692Such a lickable back
>>215425692not really
>>215425939Lick
>>215423953>INCELS >is literally meno anon, this would be your character
In the top 5 hottest and best undressed or underwear scenes ever. She actually seems cool too. Her mtv punkd sketch where a kid tells her she was hot is ok
>>215423953>>215423953>INCELS RISE UP
>>215424771>Her feet are a world treasurefixed
>>215404609useless>>215427586
>>215426704but was she a thot character?
>>215411563>sweet Christian girl with wholesome family values" image she had in "Seventh Heaven."
>>215400949she deserves death for being a despicable whore
>>215402791disgusting wretch.
>>215428229>>215428268t. Lauren
>>215416015No, you don't
>>215422902this alternate universe again
She's still got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnZxrKnzeso
