Are you excited to see Russell Crowe play Hermann Goring in the new movie Nuremberg?
I love how Russell Crowe just takes fat guy roles these days because he doesn't want to be arsed to get in shape for movies.
Not really.
I think Noah was the last Crowe film I watched. It was okay.
>>215403000Goring wasn't even fat...
>>215402934Guys, I'm putting together the ultimate film..>Russell CroweAs Hermann Goring>Robert CarlyleAs Hitler>Tom Cruise As Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg>Michael Fassbender (Yeah, You know he would be on this list.)As Heinrich Himmler.>Christian BerkelAs Joseph Goebbels>Matt Smith (Literally the second last good doctor..)As Rudolf Hess>Alexander FehlingAs SpeerSuggestions, Actors. Plot? Etc.
>>215402934Another movie to remind us of the poor Jews.
>>215403241Looks like a Bond villain, you've caught me mr. bond but while i've been explaining my master stroke. the plan was already executed.
>>215403241Image having to stand there in dress uniform on camera having to look sholdiery for hours>seen some shit stare
>>215403357Forgot pic
>>215402934Fixed
>>215403471The button to the left of my console, disarms the machine mr. bond. the button to right, dispenses ice cream.
They got a fat John Goodman to play the Reichsmarshall?
Goring? More like BORING
genital torture
>>215402934How the fuck is he so fat? He was gladiator
>>215403357>>215403375Holy shit yeah this guy definitely was assigned this half-ass guard role because he couldn’t cope with brutally losing his entire squad in front of his eyes and being shipped right off to Japan. Bro needed a breather.
>>215403736Underrated kek.
>>215403241he was fat irl. he lost some weight in prison awaiting trial.
>>215403318>>Christian Berkel>As Joseph Goebbels
>>215404358Yes, and?
>>215402934That's Leonid Brezhnev!
>>215402934I do actually. Not enough Göring kino.
>>215403471HermaamreH or GoerinnireoaG
>>215402934I refuse to watch anti nazi propaganda
>>215402934My name is Maximus Gluttonous Gorging, Supreme Commander of the Largewaffleand loyal servant to the TRUE Fuhrer, which is me now since everyone else died.
>>215403158Main character had a pretty big arc
>>215403241They put him on a diet in captivity>>215403341haha yeah. Almost as if depictions of baddies in cinema post 1945 have been influenced by Nazis or something
>>215403318The guy who plays Goebbels in Downfall also played Hitler in a different movie. Guess he's an, um, history buff
>>215403357brah, standing at attention is a thing people do in the military today
Goebbel these nuts
>>215403318Fassbender as Himmler? Heydrich maybe. And I don't think Berkel is fitting for Goebbels.
>>215402934I actually like the post war "discovering nazi secrets" aesthetic but mostly because of their weird occultist beliefs
>>215403860>Bad castingYour own pic has 1918 in it's title. The film is set in 1945. Yes, lots of people are fatter in middle age than they were young. Russell himself was in shape 27 years ago>our fight in the East was an act of urgent self-defense, and not alone for Germany but for all of EuropeThe actions brought the Soviet Union further into Europe than it had ever been
>>215402934>Are you excited to see Russell Crowe play Hermann Goring in the new movie Nuremberg?When is it coming out?
>>215403241wtf why does the jew soldier on the left have blue eyes??
>>215402934Rusty did not need to gain weight for this role.
>>215403860>our fight in the East was an act of urgent self-defense, and not alone for Germany but for all of EuropeMaybe you should've started with that then instead of trying to fuck over everyone else first
>>215403860>signs a pact with the Soviets and invade the most anti-Soviet country in Europe Yeah, the Nazis aren't very trustworthy.
>>215402934Don't care, not watching another ww2 slop film
>>215403241>Goring wasn't even fat...He was before they put him on prison rations.
>>215402934Why can't we have a nazi comedy of pie eating contests
it will be borringmy wife will be snorringwhile i go out whorring
This nigga zesty as hell
>>215407258righties would get upset and cry and shart themselves and lefties have panic attacks when you're right of mao
>>215402934nah, jews will portray him as a bad guy
>>215407728And i'll be getting a BJ from your wife.
>>215408418just asking a citation on literally any of them is pretty much all we needfrench legionnares, lmao, like thats impressive. french criminals beat hitlers own personal bodyguards? grim
>>215403860>Yeah we invaded you>But we also invaded Russia and those guys are faggots, you know?
>>215406551Show me how pre-WW2 Germany could invade the soviets.
>>215407743Looks kinda like reviewbrah
