>Come and join my cult. You'll be able to kill all the people on your list.>actually now that you've joined, you're not allowed to kill anyone because your own reasons. You must only kill people for which some random stranger paid us 5 dollars.Why was this the dumbest storyline in the history of television?
Preston Jacobs made a video about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkdMGgh87nw
>>215402950radmure would have sorted out the whole faceless cult thing in like a month AND had time to host a royal surfing tourney
>>215402950Bran, Arya, Sansa, and Rickon were the most disappointing people in the show. Spend years waiting for their plots to come to a head, finally seeing where they go, and they all took a major shit
>>215403300Sansa was our window into Littlefinger, the fuck up there was him dying with 0 impact on the endgameRickon we didn't spend that much time withArya and Bran I agree were complete fuckups, you can remove them and the story actually improves
>>215402950>actually now that you've joined, you're not allowed to kill anyone because your own reasons.It was retarded but he was very proud when she finally left to do just that.
>>215403038preston jacobs is a passport bro and (possible child) sex tourist
>>215402950Why should the master assassin of the many-faced god be honest?
>>215403300There's something wrong with that fat fuck GRRM's brain and I think he enjoys having unsatisfying payoffs. In normal storytelling you setup things and then have a satisfying conclusion (the payoff) but he doesn't like that>khal drogo makes a speech about how he wants revenge after king robert tried to kill daenerys>he dies to a fucking wound infection>prince oberyn makes a speech about being tyrion champion>dies>the kingslayer, one of the finest swordsmen in the world will never have an epic 1v1 because they cut his hand off for no reasonidk there's a bunch of unsatisfying conclusions. I wouldn't be surprised if he really does intent for Bran to ascend the throne and have Jon's parentage be for fucking nothing in the end. I hate this fat fuck.
>>215404294>they cut his hand off for no reasonThey cut it off because he's one of the finest swordsmen in the world.
>>215402950isn't it based on real history, maybe that's why is so stupid.
>>215404338Well in-universe it makes sense but from a storytelling point of view you locked yourself out of the possibility of having an epic 1v1 with another hero from the story, no?
>>215403038Preston copes hard about trump for half of his streams this days, and then comes the Brazilian moron Carmine who(unlike Preston who is at least somewhat eloquent), is straight up retarded and can't shut up about "right wing grifters" to save his life.
>>215404364maybe you're stupid. ever thought about that?
>>215404294>NOOOOOOOO STOP KILLING STRONK CHARACTERS THEY SHOULD HAVE COOL VS FIGHTS LIKE IN MY ANIMUS AND CAPESHIT
>>215402950the only point of this cult is to "justify" arya becoming a badass, because the starks are the mary sue familycatelyn can't just die like the tens of thousands of NPC who died unavenged, she becomes le badass zombie that haunts the landrobb can't just be an unprepared teenage boy who can't handle the situation he inherited, he is actually le secret military genius despite 0 experience who wins all battles against veteran generals and who lost due to traitorsjohn snow can't just be a bastard serving like a regular officer in the wall, he is actually the messiah who was tasked by god to save the worldbran can't just be a crippled little shit, he is actually an omniscient time-travellerand arya can't just be a scared little girl trying to somehow survive, she is actually le badass elite assassini am 100% certain the real reason why the fat man gave up is because he realized how embarrassing his writing was
>>215402950Wait from 5 to 10 years for ai video to have infinite context/length and this whole dogshit show will be fixed, don't worry.
>>215405892This but unironically
>>215402950it programmed a generation of girl bosses dat practice the blade
>>215405777Preston, Carmine, and The Dragon Demands have exposed their biased unhinged hypocrisy.
>>215404294>>215404365GRRM is great at making you invested in characters to the point where unsatisfying negative narrative beats still feel narratively interesting. all of those "unsatisfying" story elements are the most memorable and wildly discussed things about his booksthe problem is.... once you know in advance that something wont be satisfying, you wont care enough to become invested in it. now that everyone has seen the end of the show, they know bran will unsatisfying become the king. they know they will be disappointed, so they no longer care about reading the final books
>>215402950I mean it was written by fat Tolkien from Aliexpress what did u expect?
>>215403038Thanks for keeping us updated on the mentally challenged bro
>>215407865that is fine. its not like he plans on ever finishing them anyway. or letting anybody else finish them as specified in his will and fat wives pie hole
>>215404294>the kingslayer, one of the finest swordsmen in the world will never have an epic 1v1 because they cut his hand off for no reasonhey fuck you, that's plot line is actually good. >character was a knight>because of this acion to save people he is now shunned and despised>he gives up and starts not giving a fuck about anything except fucking his twin sister and being best swordsman currently alive in seven kingdoms>he has a fall off with cersei>loses his sword hand>basically loses two things that kept him going>he is send to riverlands to help lannister forces with dealing with surviving riverlands forces>during his trip he experiences how much lannisters fucked up everything up, everyone hates them>brienne of tarth is only one showing him what's to be a true knight>also lady stoneheart idfkIf Martin wasnt lazy bastard it would be a kino storyline if it doesn't end like in the show >To be honest, I never really cared for them. Innocent or otherwise
>>215403038>>215405777>>215407783I don't even know who the fuck is preston but his pfp unsettles me for some reason
>>215408268what would be best Jaimie ending? for me it's:>survives everything. Finally accepts that he wants be a true knight. Most of people will still hate and not trust him but he will carry on with doing good deeds not for popularity but because it's right thing to do. basically lone samurai traveling 7 kingdoms and being badass despite disability and unpopularity
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>>215403038>some random faggot made a videoNobody cares, incel scum
>>215408376based preston
>>215405946for the tv show? yeah you're right about them all. the whole 'they're popular characters' problem. i wont drone on about in the books, but since you brought up the fat man giving up i'll just point out that there were only two ways his story (book or show) was going to end: unfinished, or unsatisfying. he's so married to realism that it's gotten unrealistic. people win in life all the time. people won in life to get them to their starting points in game of thrones. suddenly grrm gets behind the wheel and nobody is allowed to win. some real jealous fat bastard shit you can't even make up. no wonder he doesn't want to finish the books. an ending requires you to pick a winner lmao.
>>215407865Wrong, people still want to read the final books, it's just that the fat man doesn't care about writing them
>>215408407ywnbaw
>>215405946>CatelynI think catelyn zombie plotline was just there to show consequences of using magic to revive people for jon plotline but it kinda got out of hand for him>RobbI disagree. He lost because he is inexperienced. winning only battles doesnt win you a war. He fucked up with karstarks, freys, keeping jaimie out of Cat hands and with commanding edmund which cost him a war. >AryaI think by the end Arya wont be le badass girl exploring world like in the show and instead will calm down
>>215408592t.
>>215408122Don't tell me you think his estate, whoever it ends up with, is going to follow his will? Brandon Sanderson will have the last two books shitted out in a month.
>>215408725Brandon Sanderson didn’t even finish reading A Game of Thrones because it was too offensive to his Mormon sensibilities. He is the absolute last person who would finish the series.
>>215405777yeah actually true. how anybody watches his stuff, i have no idea. a majority of it is not talking about the material at all. i can understand that its cool that he openly criticises it unlike most video makers. but its really nowhere near worth it. if the only version of the winds of winter we get is his, i'll just never read it.
>>215408376NOOOOO HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE ON MY SIDE
Preston is the only good ASOIAF youtuber because he knows Martin is a fucking hack that should have kept writing Sci-fi shorts.>but he hates trump!!!Ye go fucking cry about it on discord you tranny-obsessed snowflakes.
>>215405946The best written character was Hodor the retard who had retard strength for holding doors.
>>215408592you will never be a kike
>>215408725>whoever it ends up withits going to end up with his wife. this has been set in stone. unless his wife dies before him which is 50:50 going by both of their cholesterol levels
>>215402950Braavos version of Jeffrey Epstein
>>215402950nothing dumb about itthe bait and switch is a classic manipulation move used by powerful people since day 1
>>215402950>cult recruiter liedwtf how could this be happening
>>215404294most Mexican post I've ever seen in my life. Stick to Dragon Ball Super
>>215403038man I actually tried to listen this idiot again and I'm sure he's a low intelligence schizophrenic. Just rambles out the entire story and draws lines between every single possible dot that exists and never gets to a point.Had to tap out when he said Rorge taking on the hounds helmet is a "faceless man action"
>>215402950Exactly this >>215409960That said, could Jaaqen 1vs1 Ice King?
>>215409082I have yet to see a leftist use the insult "snowflake" correctly.
>>215407865>so they no longer care about reading the final bookswas with you until you posited this ignorance
>>215402950What's stopping her from asking some random schmuck to pay 5 dollars so he can ask them to kill the people she wants dead?
>>215403038>Rants endlessly because the only penises shown in GOT and Westworld are uncut and not erect.Guy is clearly sexually disturbed.
>>215410369the cult would propably find out and poke her eyes out or something
>>215410369arya isnt very very smart, remember that sansa is the smartest person that she has ever met.
>>215410369The fee they charge is relative to both the target and client. If you're poor and you want any of arya's targets dead they'd probably want the life of your mother assuming you value her anyway
>>215408442This is unironically it. Every plotline stalls as soon as it reaches a "protagonist wins one tiny fucking thing" position. As soon as he reaches that, he avoids it and starts adding new stupid shit like the Dorne plotlines
>>215409960The dumb part is thinking that if you invite someone to join on a false premise she will then just follow your stupid rules and not rebel against it.Wouldn't it make better sense to just recruit sadistic psychopaths who enjoy killing and don't care about stuff like justice or revenge? No, instead hire a girl from a family, that cares about morality so much they would rather get killed than behave immorally.
>>215410268Chuck Palahniuk is a liberal.
>>215410369The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
