>Chris Pratt has been cast as "Sheep.">Jack Black has been cast as "Brick."
niggers of catan
Idris Elba cast as "Robber"
>>215403413kek
It's an okay game. Really shows its age.
There aren’t any characters. There isn’t any plot. There isn’t any lore. So it’s just going to be a generic fantasy adventure with the name Catan slapped on. Maybe we’ll get a throwaway scene of the robber stealing a sheep >hahahhahahahaha HE STOLE THE FUCKING SHEEP JUST LIKE IN THE GAME RIGHT NERDS?!? OH GOD PLEASE BUY MOVIE TICKETS, THE TICKETS TO EPSTEIN ISLAND 2.0 AREN'T CHEAP
I'm actually curious to see how they pull off the negotiation aspect. Gonna be funny seeing sheep trade for wood.
>>215404192SHEEP JOCKEY
What the fuck is up with Catan? Why is this board game shilled more than any other? This shit is sitting on sale at Barnes n Noble and every other bookstore, game store, comic store, EVERYWHERE. And yet I don’t know a single person who has ever played it.
>>215404192well they made battleship
>>21540432030 years ago it was one of very few games that were not all about direct combat. Now it's just something that thousands of friend groups have overplayed way too much. It's better than Wingspan but that's not saying much.
Who /longestroad/ here?
>>215404320To someone whose exposure to board games is limited by chess and monopoly Catan would feel like a revelation.
>>215405656Longest Road is for plebs. It's only for dropping lumber and brick late game to steal a win.Chads go for Largest Army.Settler-Colonialists of Catan is the most White-coded game out there.There is only a single negro in Catan, his name is Nassir and his ability is strong-arm robbery and he's not part of the core game.
>>215402982>Amazon Prime options the Sunbeam T-35 toaster for series>Jared Harris attached to project, set to portray the iconic appliance
>>215405767Kek
