Arthouse and classicsDingo edition>QotDWhat's your favourite Australian New Wave joint?prior: >>215356659
Queen of /film/
This is the thread.
King of /film/
>>215404914No it isn't
To be exact, we were promised a Ben Gazarra thread, and it wasn't delivered. Sean let us down
>>215404976i didn't see that and idc about ben gazarra anyway. watch an aussie new wave film instead
Hoe of /film/
>>215405024In microcosm, this is why people are always telling you to kill yourself.
>>215405060and you lot telling me to kill myself is the reason i don't
>>215405060Yeah?
I'M THE MAN OF THE HOURWATCHING GIRLS TAKING A SHOWER
>>215405080It's obvious to everyone here that the only thing keeping you going is being a nuisance.>>215405084Yeah.
>>215405122How does it feel being australian?
>>215405122and by being a nuisance you mean not making a thread themed around an actor i've never heard of. ok i'll look him up
>>215405138New and wavy, presumably.
>>215405122>he played "Card Player" in If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Belgiumwow a true titan of stage and screen
>>215405158I bet. Hot out there? How about the beer? New and wavy? Films for australian feels?
>>215405144No, I mean by being gratuitously egocentric, obstinate and quarrelsome.
>>215405202Wake in Fright.
>>215405259Any films about egocentric koalas?
>>215405272Wake in Fright.
>Dongo edition/film/ has fallen… until this thread archives early, god willing.
>>215405259you're telling me to kill myself, why would i not be obstinate and quarrelsome. should i obey your suggestion without argument?
>>215405307He has this dream of becoming the next australian Hitler. He's gonna go to the jabba to give speeches on the superiority of kangaroo genetics. You, being part australian due to your marsupial origins, will be spared of the bloodshed. Lord have mercy on us halfbloods.
>>215405307Stop advertising your letterboxd you conceited faggot loser lol literally everyone here dreads seeing you spam your gay bullshit. Air is effectively sucked out of the room every time you post.
>>215405343I don't, gay.
>>215405343shan't>literally everyone here dreads seeing you spam your gay bullshit.you mean a review of an arthouse/ classic movie? yeah i know you'd rather post about sarah gadon or brooke shields or let the thread die because you're spiteful shitposters who don't actually watch films. it's only because that's not all of you that i keep posting, posting for the silent majority, decent god fearing /film/ citizens who want to know about arthouse and classics and more specifically what i think of them>>215405379thank you
>>215405307>you're telling me to kill myself, why would i not be obstinate and quarrelsome"The people are being mean to me for antagonizing them. I'll show them the error of their ways by antagonizing them some more."
>>215405410how the fuck am i antagonising them. all i do is post a movie review and then people tell me to kill myself
>>215405410"I am a pathetic faggot. Yes, I will go fuck myself, Lord Dingo".
>>215405343TRVKE
And then came the turbofag... >>215405450
>>215405440>how the fuck am i antagonising themThanks for proving my point.
Behavior's, smokin glass with coleslaw hangin out your assTake a blast, I'm travellin fast, pastA nymphomaniac, diggin up corpse, I'm a necrophiliac
>>215405450>>215405474you're utterly insane. i will be posting a review of people will talk in an hour. look forward to it
>>215405507Do you think noone here has a memory or something?
>>215405474You have proved your extreme homosexuality plenty of times before, Baubro. Time to go biking again. No need to demonstrate what is evident.
>>215405517typically snooty and cryptic from you lot
>>215405517I think 90% of anons in here have Alzheimer's.
>>215405505what does that expression convey
>>215405534Nymphomaniac (2013)
>>215404820Blessed thread.>QOTDBreaker Morant
>>215404820Blessed thread.>QOTDWake in Fright
>>215405524Do you not remember that time you shat up a thread arguing about how arguing is pointless and only for entertainment, for instance? It's in the 'chive. A masterclass in obstinate, quarrelsome egocentrism that was totally the behavior of someone who just wants to talk about films.
>>215405586This sounds like some gay thing. Favorite gay actors? Preferably some arthouse pornos, thanks.
>>215405586that was in a different context and i barely remember it. i think it was about philosophy. of course you'd remember it, you deranged stalker
>>215405694He's a lil bit obsessed with men.
I'm singin' in the rain!
>>215405521Oh fuck off, Cucksta.
>>215405774I would, but this dick won't get sucked without a little bit of effort. Put some enthusiasm, my brother in Christ.
>cucksta is so buckbroken by 'unnies that he forced himself to forget about the hilarious dongo suspiria fiasco
>>215405820>'unniesEvery time you write in this retarded style with the apostrophe I get visions of bodies burning. On your knees, now.
>>215405694You argue with so many people and watch so much slop daily it's no surprise you have such shit memory kek
>>215405820this kshitter is going to talk about the "hilarious dingo toenail clippings and old newspapers fiasco" next
>>215405845i don't watch "so much slop" as you put it
>>215405849Not a kshitter; rather an entry level pleb that think's he's /film/ because he self inserted as Kitano in Sonatine. Lil bro thinks he's him.
>>215405891well that's embarrassing
>>215405839Thanks for proving my point, mr "I only feel hatred for le everything" lel talk about a fucking caricature.>>215405865You rate almost everything 1 or 2 stars. Sounds like slop or good ol' fashioned shit taste.
>>215405907That's what not having a dad does to a mf. Sad!
>>215405925unc on his seethe phase *rose emoji*
>>215405925feel free to bump up half of the 2 stars to 3 stars if it makes you feel any better. i prefer to give people a clearly defined watch order
>>215405758>>215405950What the FUCK was his problem?
>>215405505Where'd her eyebrows go
>>215406016YOU'RE BAck
>>215406016High test.>>215406021That's what propane and propane accesories do to a mf.
>>215405758>>215405950This film lowkey sucks, the book is much better, the opposite applies to The Shining
>>215406060Opposite day was in yraunaj
>>215406081Retard alert.
>>215406126Do you think? Cry a little more and I might change into a well adjusted lad. Do a El Chavo.
KINSKIBRO LIVESPEACE THROUGH WAIFUPOSTING
>>215406148Fuck you Quico.
>>215405694>that was in a different context and i barely remember it. i think it was about philosophy.It was in /film/ and it shouldn't've been. That's all that's important.>of course you'd remember it, you deranged stalkerPrecisely what I mean. How easy would it be to just admit "yeah I got a bit carried away there, sorry about that."? Instead, you just respond to ill will by doubling down and attacking someone for being pissed off at you dominating a thread with a useless pissing contest with a stranger.
>>215406169It's /film/
>>215405839My name is not important...
>>215406284He is a walking ICE commercial, and I say that as someone who isn't racist.
https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/people-will-talk/this movie is insanely shit, don't watch it>>215406196>How easy would it be to just admit "yeah I got a bit carried away there, sorry about that."?how easy would it be to stop bringing it up you deranged psycho
>>215406403>how easy would it be to stop bringing it up you deranged psychoLike clockwork. And to answer: a lot harder than just ignoring Gazzaranon and not posting a snarky reply (which you of course couldn't manage).
Goddamn this was a silly little film and yet two weeks later I cannot stop thinking about it
>>215406522Remember the similarly bullshit argument he had over the name of the general being incorrect or something? In both cases he was seething about Wittgenstein for some reason (despite quite clearly not knowing what he was talking about). It's best to just totally ignore him (in this case you'd be killing two birds with one stone given that his major if not only champion is Central American Joker).
>>215404820I like malcolm
>>215406581I loved Malcolm.
>>215406002Curse you, counterbumper!
>>215406196>you just respond to ill will by doubling down and attacking someone for being pissed off at you dominating a thread with a useless pissing contest with a stranger.He and CRA are probably the two worst posters in /film/: extremely egocentric and always, I mean always, trying to start fights and bully anyone that slightly disagrees with them, refusing to EVER take the high road in any instance. Scum behavior.>>215406522Dongo lives and breathes snark; I have never seen him act humble or apologize once. All he does is talk shit and shill his letterboxd then wonders why everyone hates his guts.
>>215406576>In both cases he was seething about Wittgenstein for some reason (despite quite clearly not knowing what he was talking about).clearly to your ignorant, deluded and petty mind i guess>>215406774maybe if you stopped bitching i'd stop accurately calling you petty, hateful, ignorant bitches. you're exactly like Shunderson in people will Talk-a deranged sociopath who people tolerate because the film is badly written
>>215406774>wonders why everyone hates his gutsI don't think he actually wonders. Malice makes far more sense given how stupid someone would have to be to really wonder in such circumstances.
>>215406864Poo-brained post.
>>215406864You're fat, british, and legitimately pornsick. Seek help
>>215406943>You're fatHe's stout.
>>215406943>legitimately pornsickQRD?
>>215406928you're an real shunderson>>215406943i'm not fat and being british isn't bad. shunderson ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAWliosbaoDamn this is literally my mumHoly fuck I've literally had this exact conversation without the political stuff with herStarted working for the first time in my life earlier this year
https://gofile.io/d/fTQXQqOui Non is simultaneously a fictional narrative, a simple boy-meets-girl story, which is also a critique of the fictional narrative form. It is the confrontation of the falsity of fiction - the story which reveals in a certain order, which conveys a sense of an order to life, colliding with the reality of life: that life is a disordered mess about which the only narrative certainty is that it will end in death.Oui Non plays with this, makes homage to many things Parisian, from Eugene Atget, to Degas and Lautrec, to Monet and Manet, to French films, to the mythos of Parisian romance, and along the way is trapped in its own real reality in which the narrative story imposed collapsed in the face of the lives of its actors and maker. It is a romantic comedy which is really a tragedy.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385142
>>215406957No doubt his Harper (1966) shirt eclipses mine in size.>>215406971He posted a screenshot of his desktop once exposing himself iirc
>>215407013
>being british isn't bad.kek
>>215407021Kek.
>>215406971>he hasn't seen the horse pic
>>215407021>he's also a /pol/troon
I'd bet hard cash Dongo doesn't even watch half the shit he rates and the half he does watch, it's minimized in a corner like that screenshot. He's literally been caught rating films he hasn't even seen>inb4 the predictably snarky seethe reply
>>215407109Him legitimately watching everything or just pretending, I don't know which has worse implications
>>215407013>>215407021>>215407036>>215407047obsessed shundersons>>215407109no i accidentally rated suspiria once which you're seething about. i put all my movies up on my tv now you fucking shunderson
>>215407224Like clockwork.
>>215407109I said the same thing several months ago.
>>215407251and you were wrong then just like you're wrong now you fucking shunderson
>>215407251His seething at our posts really just confirms it. Dumb wanker fraud
>>215407257Don’t kill yourself right now.
>>215407275thank you, i won't
>advertise your letterboxd every chance you get>rate a film you didn't see>someone exposes you for itbased
>>215407271what a shunderson thing to say. i will not have you tards saying i didn't fucking watch over 10 movies i hated this month>>215407299>someone autistically saves a screenshot because he's a shunderson>i admit i haven't seen that one movie and it was a mistake>OMG I BET HE HASN'T SEEN ANY OF THOSE MOVIES!!!i sat through him, the witches, the wild geese, greenland, kitt kettridge and american girl, seberg, kinjite, vivarium and people will fucking talk in their entirety this month. i will not have you say i don't watch movies. i even watch them when i don't fucking want to finish watching them. that's how committed i am to the quality of my reviews. go fuck yourself you miserable, murderous shunderson
>>215407337Flush your poo-brain, poo-brain.
based dongolong
>>215407359kill yourself you club-crazy shunderson
>>215407389Uncalled for.
i just made a worst of the worst list. that's how much i hated people will talk. fuck that moviehttps://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/list/worst-of-the-worst/
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>>215406990Is this one on his Vimeo?I think he put almost his entire filmography on there.Ofc no one cares and barely any of that shit got ripped on torrents, somehow Jost is still obscure, i think there was All The Vermeers in New York restoration recently but he still didn't gain much ground in terms of popularityhis digital stuff is kinda arse tho, he doesn't seem to be senile but guy kinda lost his sense of taste and makes Neil Breen green screen type shit with his awkward friends from whatever local theater he has in Bumfuck Nowhere, Hillbillystate.
>>215407423What's wrong with Zulu
>>215407492i hate mycuh caynuh and colonialism
>>215407503Rorke's not gonna like this
Watching terrible movies over and over again hardly makes sense. You should have enough patern recognition abilities to accurately guess what you'd enjoy or not enjoy. I thought one watches movies for pleasure, what's the pleasure in barely enduring through movies?
>>215407503>hates colonialism>colonizes this generalcurious
>>215407503WTF I love colonialism now
>>215407530how the fuck was i supposed to know that a film with cary grant and jeanne crain would endorse a thug clubbing a man to death with a policeman's baton and then lecturing a short guy for trying to get someone associating with said murderer fired. i assumed it would be a cute fun piece of entertainment. i thought all those movies would be good and average at worst not putrid shit.>>215407538>>215407547haha so funny. fucking shundersons
Also regarding Jon Jost.>I can’t even get my films in a festival anymore: my most recently finished film, WALKERVILLE: A State of Mind, turned down by the Berlin festival’s “Forum Expanded” section, and in last years work has been rejected by others, though in my view it is among my best work.Sad! Many such cases. I do wonder if he getting way too up his ass tho and trying to get into the big ones, Berlin, Venice, Cannes. I can easily see Rotterdam adding him to their roster, in 2024 they had some weird ass Chinese cinema futuro that looked like it was shot on a phone and edited in Microsoft Movie Maker. This reminds me of a Russian boomer (literal boomer, he is like almost 70) film critic I know who made I think two movies right now, and is complaining he can't get into any film festival,and he did try even the literal who ones, although it is kinda obvious that the fact that he is Russian affects his inability to get into any abroad festival, although even with Russian ones he has problems (but they have notoriously been getting more and more corrupt lately, plus increasing censorship). I actually watched his first film which he released openly on YouTube and it was ass. But at least he is trying and making something.
>>215407547Imagine if Dongo was at Rorke's Drift as a human shield. His stout frame could have actually been put to some use.
>>215407595Needs the Baby of Mâcon treatment at the hands of some zesty zulus.
>>215407595>>215407624shunderson asses
oh cool samsara has a yify rip nowhttps://en.yts-official.mx/movies/samsara-2023/
>>215407337You didn't watch a single one of those and it shows :) even in anonymity you can't be honest.
>>215407710>yify rip for one of the most visually striking films of the decade
>Jouhanneus Pascke for Carujah ParnamalKarujaht Pärnumaal is the first Estonian narrative film 1914, directed by Johannes Pääsuke.https://gofile.io/d/nLrI6q
>>215407466More like>This post is advertising or begging.
>>215407777lmao deluded ass shunderson, just hating for no reason>>215407786we've only had half a decade so that's not much of an achievement. i also wasn't particularly impressed with its visuals beyond composition which rip quality doesn't really affect
>>215407595Topkek
>>215407827>just hating for no reasonLiterally (You) whenever you aren't shilling that gay-ass letterboxd of yours.
>>215407572>[...]and then lecturing a short guy for[...]A sensitive topic eh?
>>215407845yeah i wonder fucking why oh dingo kill yourself, oh be a human shield dingo, oh get raped by zulus dingo. i don't need a lecture from a shunderson like you>>215407848i was focusing more on the murderer thing, trust you shundersons to pick that out
>>215407848Dongo 5'2" confirmed.
>>215407796Why not both?
>>215407894lmao this is what someone who is 5' 3" would say
wow the 5' 3" comment really killed all the shundersons in this general
>>215408358Speak up, I cant hear you from all the way down there.
>>215408386down where
>>215408358It was /film/'s Bong Hit Transplant moment. So unfunny it just killed all the momentum that uniting in hatred of you built up.
>>215408445unfunny because it truthfully revealed you all to be spiteful shunderson-esque self-hating midgets? yes the truth tends to be more serious than funny
>>215408468Nah. Unfunny because it's poo-brained.
>>215407915Consider the following:>it's 5:30am>i'm 6'2"Definitely this too >>215408445
>>215408498>shundersonlol>>215408534oh wow look at the freak with deformed legbones lecturing me lol. got a regular old shunderson over here
>>215408617>shunderson>shunderson>shundersonYou are raped.
>>215408640Spiritually and physically.
>>215408640>>215408696yes that shit movie did rape me. it's why it's on my worst of the worst list and why i made my worst of the worst list;>>215407423
>>215408708Poo-brained, poo-souled, poo-bodied.
>>215408737shunderson-brained, shunderson-souled, shunderson-bodied
the guy giving the lecture clubbed a man to death btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNSxatWS514
>>215409102Shame that the man wasn’t you.
>>215409169>shundersonlol
>>215409102did the clubbed man deserve it?
>>215409182>spamming sub-Gadonpaki-tier materialOn the fucking ropes. Totally raped.
>>215409228i would say no
>>215409251shundersons only deserve shunderson-tier shundersults
>>215409169This
Certified Lover Boy? Certified Cinephiles.
We're all smooth operators here.
>>215404976>>215405024I mentioned 2 Ben Gazzara movies in the last thread and none of you phonies even knew what they were.
>>215407792holy shit thanking you
>>215408696And commercially and artistically.
We're all commercially autistic here.
someb'dy bake
somep'ny cook
cookpony book
I miss /film/ and kinda want to come back but reading this thread and the previous few, this place has actually gotten even worse.
>>215414549See you tomorrow.
>>215408640Baubro and Harperbro are two certified pedophiles. Harperbro once said he only believed in "lust for children". Harperbro was awake at 6 am today flaming Dingo (talk about chronic unemployment and NEET status as a 30 year old). Dallefag is underage, 5'6'' and a dog killer. All 3 of you seem raped, like in Greenaway's movie "The Baby of Macon". In that movie, some elite niggas rape a baby. The baby is you three retards.Anyway, you motherfuckers can keep bullying whoever you want, but you all are nothing but smelly pedophiles who haven't been loved by no one except other outcasts because you don't deserve love. Sad!
>>215415423>In that movie, some elite niggas rape a baby.They don't, nigga. They just profit from the baby miracles and relics, with physical abuse as a means. The raped is a different character.
>>215415557I know, but I was just making some bullshit so that I don't get banned from off-topic posting when these retards inevitably mass report me. It's worked so far; my posts went from like 40% ban rate (once a week) to 0%.
>>215415423>>215415627ralph fiennes shows off his cock in that movie
>>215415423>>215415627Raped beyond absolute measure.
>>215415826he does it in several movies
>>215415244Haven't been here since mid august.
>>215415847But only by women's pussy and I enjoy it. Lil Harper and company have been getting the Macon treatment for a while, with only BBC involved. They enjoy it, too.
Truly unsalvageable, not even worth a try.
>>215415423>Harperbro once said he only believed in "lust for children".I've never written that so it's funny you put it in quotes, as if you're referencing a specific post out of context.
>>215404932Holy Grail is an arthouse film. It's subversive both narratologically and structurally. It's indifferent to genre conventions or fulfilling audience expectations. It breaks the 4th wall constantly, recasts the same 6 guys for every role, even has animated sequences with no explanation. It's perhaps the only funny arthouse comedy.
>>215416060Let's imagine you didn't say that; you're still a pedophile lol. Who gives a fuck.Btw, is your sleep schedule so beyond fucked that you woke up at like 2 in the morning and are gonna go to sleep at like 3 pm? What in the actual fuck.
>>215416054If Dingo kills himself and ICE gets Central American Joker then we might just have a shot.
>>215407423All of this guy's lists look AI generated
>>215416164You looking to get called a Shunderson?
>>215416151God willing.
>>215416164no idea what that means. doesn't even warrant a shunderson from me
>>215416151None of that is gonna happen, these fuckers own this general. I'm leaving again, bye.
>>215416164dingovich can be criticised of many things, but AI-generated lists is too far
>>215416319>these fuckers own this generalNew level of delusions of grandeur from our caliente loco friend.
>>215416085L'Armata Brancaleone mogs the shit out of Holy Grail, and it's not even close.
>>215416319>these fuckers own this general.They really don't.
>>215416319GTFO, we don't need more pedo sympathizers; it's already bad as it is. You're also a bitch lmao... won't even fight to get what you want.
lil bro sits here all day just to complain about imaginary pedophiles
>>215416151A more likely even would be them being btfo by a Bookum + Li'l Hitler tag team.
/stout/
>>215416514And you NEET here all day to bully people for existing. Just kill yourself my man. You also won't even comment on the real pedophiles because you're a complete bitch. You're essentially all that's wrong with society. I hate you, and in a perfect world you'd die.
>>215416529A snuff film of Li'l Hitler in ICE uniform torturing Cucksta to death would heal this general in so many ways.
>>215416569That's gonna happen to you, though. Don't think being australian will save you.
Can we return to on-topic
>>215416614This is a Dingo thread: trying to bully Dingo and his shit-for-brains central american henchman into killing themselves IS on-topic.
>>215416569Waifubros call dibs on the bonus audio commentary once it goes viral.
>>215416662there is no try. there is only you failing because you're a shunderson
>>215416562You must have me confused for someone else. You literally think you're a woman on the inside yet have the nerve to criticize anyone here, you faux-tranny freak. All bark, no bite like always.
>>215416753>You must have me confused for someone elseHe's as mucho slow in the cabeza as he is mucho fast when he gets sent volante like the freako he is.
>>215416753I don't think I'm a woman inside, but I tell you, you fucked up, heavily. You fucked up with the wrong person, and your fate is sealed. Ask and K and H about what happened to them... or don't, because you won't get any answers. Now you know. Something's gonna bite your face off, motherfucker.
Cucksta "El freako que vuela alto" Freaksta
