>that's an extremely attractive young boy
>>215404836hey look it's glacius
Was Edward furlong ever diddled?
It's just a stutter step
>Does John wear shoes in the house or does he walk around bare foot? Oh no these are just some routine questions
>>215404836>the diarrhea
>>215404836>That's a good looking dog. What's his name?>Movie ends an hour early as John just goes home and gets killed there.
>Would you happen to have some of Johns used gym clothes? For the police dog
>>215407689>A stinky foul mouthed little teenaged boy.humana humana
>>215407235heh
>>215407669the t800 knows that's not how the t1000 operates
>>215407698>Mind if I keep this picture?Reminder: someone wrote this and a Hollywood exec approved it…
>>215404836I find your underaged teenage son to be incredibly sexually arousing. May I please keep this photograph of him?
>>215404836he got a crap haircut currently looks like the nicholas cage bird haircut meme
>>215408628>Mind if I cum tribute this picture?What did the T1000 mean by this?
>>215404836Why would he need to keep the picture? Isn't he a robot? Does his CPU not dl images?
>>215404836>Where you been hiding this boy?
>>215409153He shows the photo to people to ask if they've seen him
>>215404836He's fat and ugly now
>>215409190The T1000 could literally make the picture out of his body. He didn't need a physical copy.
>>215409227yeah the t-1000 could produce a polaroid from its ass cheeks
>>215405082Boybussy absolutely ravaged
>>215409318nonsense, teenage boys are by and large only just starting to sprout hairs, why I've yet to find one with a sizeable bit of bush along the body
>>215407698>Do you mind if I take this boy his soul?
>>215410074...yet to find one?
>>215407669His name is AIDS
>>215404836I would have sucked all the cum out of teenage Furlong's shota cock.
>>215410256just wax him
>do you have a pictures of him from behind?
>>215407230>"That's absolutely right. And a big turnout here, from all corners of the Outer Rim territories"
>>215410323anon, women grow body hair too
Why didnt Skynet tell the terminator that he has fucking years to accomplish his task and to surpress the programming to kill every human that creates an obstacle>Identified: potential john connor>protocol: disguise self as toilet. confirm DNA. Stab rectally
>>215405082Yes, but by an older woman who was actually attractive.
>>215408831>What does that mean it's 1992? Checkmate, coomer
>>215410363Nerds!
>>215410341>protocol: disguise self as toilet. confirm DNA. Stab rectally
>>215410363People have been nutting on pictures since there have been cameras, what are you on about?
>>215410381That was just convenient when you had to use magazines
>>215410363SIMPSONS DID IT.
>>215410405Holy shit. I never noticed that
>>215410345Pretty based.
>>215410436me neither and Ive been baneposting for a decade.
>>215410363they changed the one nerd to mess with us as a meta-joke...r-right?
>>215410378anon do you imagine yourself as the robot toilet or are you the one getting murdered by the robot toilet?
>>215410558>murderI think of the "stab" as a metaphor
>>215410582a guy with a shape shifting dick? Sounds pretty hot.
>>215404836The T-1000 could've just morphed into a hot woman and seduced John
>>215407230It would have been funny if t-1000 said "I have a splitting headache!" lol
>>215404836>Does John like movies about Gladiators?
>>215410760It tried that by becoming his mom. John clearly had a thing for ginger dudes with mullets.
>>215410915especially when donkylips sits on his head and farts.
>>215410915Hot
>>215410341>news report about a spate of mysterious anal stabbings in LA bathrooms
>>215410882>Can you tell John that I have 2 tickets for the turkish bath parloor place? They say is very good for the body... All that steam...
>>215411065T-1000 would have got away with it if the story was set in San Francisco
>>215410999god this kid was so hot.>t. was younger at the time (so it's fine)
>>215411114Don't they poop on the streets in San Francisco
>>215411355Oh no, T-1000 have been defeated once again :(
>>215410865Kek
>>215410341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qN5s_PQU7gLmao
>>215411480Why the fuck go to all that effort just to reveal yourself anyway
>>215410363Wait a minute, that year
>>215409227>T1000 morphs into a giant copy of the photo of John Connor>Have you seen me?
>>215410341A toilet is too complicated for terminator 2 rules but a fake urinal would probably work.
